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Nobody Likes An Empty Nest

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    #92
    chamlis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭chamlis


    With GIRLS. Jeez :rolleyes:

    I mean! Ah! Revealing too much info. I don't know what that act is. I've never heard of it before. I like nice girls. With feelings. Who wear pink frumpy sweaters. It's what's inside that counts. etc.


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    #93
    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    indeed, but how will you know if the inside is okay if you don't check it out with your dipstick, and there's more than one way to skin a rabbit


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    #94
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Ah yes. Around Tralee they call Cham the Prince of Poop Chutes. :rolleyes:



    (Of course that's better than being called the corn hole king. :0


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    #95
    chamlis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭chamlis


    I don't know what you mean.


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    #96
    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    I'm not sure either, but I believe she is addressing you are Cornholio, and is insinuating that you need some tp


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    #97
    chamlis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭chamlis


    I'm too inocent to be hearing this.


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    #98
    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    *Shakes fist and roars**TUMBLEWEED :D:D


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    #99
    chamlis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭chamlis


    Khan!


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    #100
    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    *tumbleweed.jpg*


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    #101
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 33,057 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Ahhh.... you're a Kerryman... jaysus, well **** that... offer recinded!

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    #102
    Dutchology
    Registered Users Posts: 475 ✭✭Dutchology


    Marts wrote:
    *tumbleweed.jpg*

    dry bush....


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    #103
    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Marts wrote:
    *tumbleweed.jpg*

    Is that really enough tumbleweed?? I think we need lots more :D


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    #104
    chamlis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭chamlis


    I blame......The Sea.


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    #105
    Doomspell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    how dare you blame the sea! off with your head!


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    #106
    chamlis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭chamlis


    Doomspell wrote:
    how dare you blame the sea! off with your head!
    Oh ****! Hi Dear! I didn't know you were back! ^_^'

    I know how much you love the Sea.


    I blame....Horses.


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    #107
    Doomspell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    you're really screwed now!


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    #108
    chamlis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭chamlis


    Bollox.
    Eh....what about ballet? That's a crock of ****e, isn't it? Can I blame that?


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    #109
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 33,057 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Doomspell wrote:
    you're really screwed now!
    back or front...?

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    #110
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Ikky Babes, Doom is female. We have to tell all the new visitors that, I guess.


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    #111
    Doomspell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    chamlis wrote:
    Bollox.
    Eh....what about ballet? That's a crock of ****e, isn't it? Can I blame that?

    I hate you sooooo much right about now!!!



    Lusty, do you have any rum, I checked chams place but he's out


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    #112
    chamlis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭chamlis


    There's a bottle of Armegnac in the cabinet.


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    #113
    Doomspell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    mmmmm rum


    /locks cham outside house, drinks rum with jeffrey


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    #114
    _Kaiser_
    Registered Users Posts: 28,717 ✭✭✭✭_Kaiser_


    *mixes himself a Black Russian as someone left the liquor cabinet open..*


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    #115
    chamlis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭chamlis


    Doomspell wrote:
    mmmmm rum


    /locks cham outside house, drinks rum with jeffrey
    /me shouts
    It's not rum, it's BRANDY!


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    #116
    Doomspell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    at this stage they're all the same


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    #117
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    booze is booze when your anger stews!:p


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    #118
    Doomspell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    booze can be oj if you're drunk enough


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    #119
    _Kaiser_
    Registered Users Posts: 28,717 ✭✭✭✭_Kaiser_


    OJ?? I guess I dont drink enough!! :D


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    #120
    Doomspell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    you have no idea how many times I have heard someone say that:D


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    #121
    _Kaiser_
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    *gets OJ from the fridge and begins to experiment!* :p:D


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