Your Official Humbug thread

randylonghorn

randylonghorn wrote:

And I actually enjoy shopping for presents!

Beruthiel wrote:

You sick bastard

Oh dear!! ... and Dutchology seemed to be implying much the same thing in another forum earlier ...

/ brightens up

Oh, well, at least I seem to have found somewhere where I'll be right at home ... lots more of us around here!

randylonghorn

Pigman II wrote:

Oh and Fairytale of NY is a great song and if you don't like it you are a creep.

c - 13 wrote:

Well then, change my user name to Mr. Creep. This song is a pile of ****.

It's a bit like the bin you end up dragging to the kerb on the 27th, while your hangover plays kettledrums behind your eyes ... it's ugly, it stinks, but it's an inevitable part of Christmas.

Pighead

Gran Hermano wrote:

For Christmas to be truly enjoyable you either have to be a sprog
or have sprogs yourself.

Bollix it does Gran. Pighead is both sprogless and unsproglike and I fcuking love Christmas. Expain that one Miss not so super Gran.

haunted-room

Yep, hate christmas! The most boring day all year. All those tacky decorations on the street and the bloody carrols! ba humbug indeed:mad:

scion

Capitalist conspiracy!

Humbug!

Lust4Life

OP, I'm with you!

Join my campaign to obliterate December from the Calendar Year!

lemon_of_old

I'm bloody in!

Seriously - eight hour bus journey Christmas Eve to see the folks, sitting around for three days making small talk and eating chocolate, going through the presents received and deciding which can have the label removed and passed on to the woman up the road who gave us a box of biscuits but we forgot to get her anything, watching Home Alone 2, running out of cigarettes because the brother nicked them all while I was helping Grandma with her word puzzle and all the shops are shut, and THEN you have to wake up to Wren Boys banging on your door next morning with tinsel shoved up their noses demanding cash for a polka banged out on fourteen tin whistles and a rusty accordian. The eight hour bus journey back up is a delight and a pleasure.

Christmas begone!

Lump

Christmas is all about the family and god and stuff. **** getting stressed, one year I'm not gonna buy any presents.

John

c - 13

randylonghorn wrote:

It's a bit like the bin you end up dragging to the kerb on the 27th, while your hangover plays kettledrums behind your eyes ... it's ugly, it stinks, but it's an inevitable part of Christmas.

Ill drink to that.

manonthemoon

First of all, I do like Christmas.



But what I do hate is the this new celtic Tiger Christmas MotherF***ers

The ones that go off skiing. (*****)

"Of we are going skiing for Chritsmas" (****) "Oh we are not staying round here (Eh? Good)

You would love its great fun" (Dont care)

Apres Ski me arse

Mossy Monk

lemon_of_old wrote:

THEN you have to wake up to Wren Boys banging on your door next morning

thankfully we don't have that tradition. only seen them when visiting relatives in Cork

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Whoooo!!!!!! I Love Christmas!!!