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    #62
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    subscribe to boards.ie and get a free wii

    Click the subscribe thread for info


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    #63
    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Back on topic: I had a thought about free money


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    #64
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    I have Smashing Pumpkins stuck in my head.


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    #65
    Nalz
    Registered Users Posts: 16,731 ✭✭✭✭Nalz


    Lust4Life wrote:
    Send me your wii! You don't need it! I really DO!
    Not fair! I subscribed for free! No bonus booty!

    do you think you and I will ever make love?


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    #66
    Star Lord
    Registered Users Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    /me wonders how many people here actually know what the wii is...


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    #67
    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    DamoElDiablo wrote:
    /me wonders how many people here actually know what the wii is...

    Is it when you want to go to the toilet? :D:D


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    #68
    Star Lord
    Registered Users Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Thats a wee, silly!

    (Not to be confused with a WEEE either! When you buy electrical goods and they say you have to pay the WEEE too, don't urinate in the shop!)

    Wee
    WEEE
    Wii


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    #69
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Posted by Trilla:
    :
    Originally Posted by Lust4Life
    Send me your wii! You don't need it! I really DO!
    Not fair! I subscribed for free! No bonus booty!

    do you think you and I will ever make love?


    Ooh! A new stalker!


    Cool!


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    #70
    Nalz
    Registered Users Posts: 16,731 ✭✭✭✭Nalz


    Lust4Life wrote:
    Ooh! A new stalker!


    Cool!

    only if you pay well!


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    #71
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    PAY????? Stalkees don't PAY!
    The stalkers do it for the love/thrill of the chase!

    You must be new to this stalking thing then?


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    #72
    chamlis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭chamlis


    Obviously.
    Might I recommend my book?
    "Boards Stalking for Boardsies: A Cautionary Tale"

    Available from all good online retailers.
    RRP €12.95


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    #73
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    I bought mine used on Amazon. But some of the pages were....sticky.


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    #74
    Nalz
    Registered Users Posts: 16,731 ✭✭✭✭Nalz


    L4L, Im gonna need a few details from you first if Im doin it for free. Gotta make it easy on me ya know? Addresses, phone numbers, bra size, car reg..they should suffice for the time being


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    #75
    chamlis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭chamlis


    Oh that's in the book too.

    ¬_¬


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    #76
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Posted by chamlis:

    Oh that's in the book too.

    ¬_¬


    Oh so that must be the 5 chapters that were stuck together in my volume then? Hee hee!


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    #77
    chamlis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭chamlis


    Gotta hand it to the Lady.
    Great rack.


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    #78
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    <Why are some people so weird?>

    Who wants to teach me how to make cupcakes? and Sarky.... <3


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    #79
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    How to make cupcakes?
    You simply kiss him and say "I'm gonna call you Cupcake from now on."
    Then you lead him to the bedroom!
    Simple as that!


    Oh.... but be sure to scream "Oh, Cup CAKE!" a few times!

    Eliminates errors of yelling out the wrong name in the heat of passion as well. :)


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    #80
    Nalz
    Registered Users Posts: 16,731 ✭✭✭✭Nalz


    anyone like cornflakes whilst on a stake out? Warm milk in flask does the job


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    #81
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Oh, Love, if you're stalking me, you ought to be munching on Energy Bars instead in case you catch me!


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    #82
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Nekked wimmin....


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    #83
    Star Lord
    Registered Users Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Nekkid wimmins FTW


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    #84
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    Everyone... KILL An_fhile..


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    #85
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Why?


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    #86
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    'cause he's playing on my curiosity...it's a plan to get me!


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    #87
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Okay. I'll get my rifle. FMJ or some other slug preference?


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    #88
    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    What about the hamster gun??????????????


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    #89
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Banned by the Petshop Convention on the Rules of War. We could use a squirrel laser though. Nothing like condensed and amplified squirrel to kill a poet.


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    #90
    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Will you be eating the squirrel meat for Christmas dinner?????????


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    #91
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    No, I got a dead monkey from the Zoo last week. And some pelican wings.


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