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  • Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    What's so significant about that day?? Is it the day you joined the alliance against Giant Prunes??


  • Registered Users Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    T'was the day of destiny, the birth of El Diablo!

    /me cheers for self


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Oh - that must have been sh1t when you were a young lad. You only got one set of presents for your birthday and Christmas


  • Registered Users Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Nah, I never minded. My folks always made the effort to distinguish between the two, Christmas presents in the morning, birthday presents in the evening. As for anyone else, I never minded, as I know folks generally get things tight at Christmas. If they remember to say "Happy Birthday!" thats good enough for me. :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    Happy Birthday, in advance! ^_^


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  • Registered Users Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Grassyass! :D

    As I won't be on tomorrow, and I dunno if/when I'll be on between now and Christmas, a very merry Christmas to each and every last one of ye! :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Grassyass! :D

    As I won't be on tomorrow, and I dunno if/when I'll be on between now and Christmas, a very merry Christmas to each and every last one of ye! :D

    Same to yourself, but we didn't want to know you had a grassy arse :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Thought of the day? wash your ass ^_^


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Thought of the day: Invest in Toliet Paper ^_^


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Thought of the day ^_^




    (I got nervous and couldnt think of anyhting :()


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  • Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Don't get too nervous - it could lead to "accidents" in public places :D:D


  • Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Kojak wrote:
    Don't get too nervous - it could lead to "accidents" in public places :D:D
    Kojak wrote:
    Anyone here like running around the yard naked while it's raining. I was told it was very "refereshing" :D
    Shower or bath thread
    Kojak wrote:
    A: I don't know.

    Q: Do you like farting in public places?? :D
    Q & A thread

    Thought of the Day: Kojak has a fetish about doing it in public places!! :eek: :D:D:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Thought of the day: randylonghorn made me laugh :D:D:D


  • Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    /bows

    I live to serve!

    (Just ffs don't tell Tar that!)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    Snow Patrol, FTW.

    /dances.


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Thought of the day: You don't want to get into a philosophical discussion with a mule - they'll kick you where the sun don't shine. :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    a bit like trying to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.


  • Registered Users Posts: 28,724 ✭✭✭✭_Kaiser_


    The truth is merely an excuse for a lack of imagination

    (this post is brought to you by the people behind the X-Files :))


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Thought of the day: Osama Bin Laden and George W. Bush are actually lovers :eek:


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Hillary Clinton is leaving Bill hints that she wants The Olsen Twins for Christmas


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    The olsen twins are just rich-grinches in disguise, relatives of gremlins but not quite as happy..

    TOTD: how can i do 8hrs of work in 1hr and enjoy the other 7 in a christmas related activity... :confused:


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    TOTD: how can i do 8hrs of work in 1hr and enjoy the other 7 in a christmas related activity... :confused:

    Multi-tasking, shift some paradigms, think outside the box, maximize your potential, reach for the goal etc. :D:D:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    I was reaching for some paradigms and trying to maximize my "potential", but i fell into the box, Now my potential is maximizing uncontrollably :o


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Aw, Chad, just take on the attitude most folk do on Christmas Eve Day.
    "I'm here, but I sure ain't gonna be productive!"


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    \o/ reassurance!! for a second i there i thought i should be working...


    TOTD: this kid is eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvil....
    http://picasaweb.google.com/brianjg/AimeeS4thBirthday/photo?authkey=TrtxRbYuVjk#4941369819165032466
    //robbed from photo-forum


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    If I have to throw up one more time I'm going to just cry.


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,931 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    Rozabeez wrote:
    If I have to throw up one more time I'm going to just cry.

    nasty :(


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    TOTD: Old people fart a lot *oh, the smell* :mad: :mad:


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,451 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    Eat My Bum


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  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,859 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    I miss my girlfriend, but I do have a shiny new teddy bear AND a pink bracelette!


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