wheres me jumpa - the last week of college

wheres me jumpa

:: THEME MUSIC FOR THIS POST: Gary Jules, Mad World

Dear Friends,

The day we all thought would never come is almost upon us, the one you know as wheres me jumpa will depart IT Carlow in 7 days. It will be tough for me everyone at the college to go our separate ways, but thats life unfortunately.

After 5.5 glorious years I shall leave the college with the following memories:

• Group hugs.
• Refferring to an imaginary person called demento in reference to being drunk
• The month of non stop pirate talk and sporadic nights thereafter.
• The night of the lesbians.
• The night of the greenfingers.
• The night of the table sleep.
• The night of the puke filled taxi.
• The night Molloy fell off the stool.
• The night of the unpronounceable Monacurragh.
• The sounding of the elevator foghorn.
• The day Glenn ate all that stuff.
• The night I met The_B_Man
• The year I dropped out....and turned up for the exams.
• The night the girl played the intelligence test.
• The night I got Trilla to go to Scraggs.

To commerate this moment I shall be keeping a diary of each of my last 7 days.

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8/12/06 - The 7th Day

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.......emmmm didnt go to college today.... :rolleyes:

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Stay tuned for the 6th Day.

wheres me jumpa

:: THEME MUSIC FOR THIS POST: Paul Weller, Town Called Malice

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9/12/06 - The 6th Day

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.......emmmm...Ok I should have been studying today, but the Manchester Derby was on so I took the morning off. I then proceeded to take the afternoon off. This was put down to an attraction to Football Manager 2006.

Furthermore I decided to have some beers Saturday night. This studying is toughwork!

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wheres me jumpa

:: THEME MUSIC FOR THIS POST: Razorlight, In The Morning

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10/12/06 - The 5th Day

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Woke up, slightly hungover. Not too bad but enough for me to take the morning off . Its now 12.25 and have put in 30 mins of study for the dreaded Accounting exam tomorrow.

I shall be taking the evening off to watch the Arsenal v Chelsea game. Cmon the Gunners! Never thought Id say that but Im actually rooting for the Arsenal today.

I should also point out at this stage that :

*** The session of death will commence next Friday, all welcome, you have 6 days notice!

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wheres me jumpa

:: THEME MUSIC FOR THIS POST: Johnny Cash, Gods Gonna Cut You Down

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11/12/06 - The 4th Day

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Damn you accounting, you win this battle! If I ever see you again accounting, it will be too soon. Now be gone from my life!

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Nalz

flippin LUNATIC wrote:

The night of the lesbians.

wtf??

wheres me jumpa

Trilla wrote:

wtf??

Trust me, it sounds a lot better than it is.

wheres me jumpa

:: THEME MUSIC FOR THIS POST: Xpress 2 feat. David Byrne, Lazy

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12/12/06 - The 3rd Day

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God I cant be arsed anymore! Roll on Friday night baby! Network Systems Management tomorrow, have it passed already, hence the lack of enthusiasm.

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Nalz

To you I wish the best in life Jumpa, lets all hope you can manage a pass . I lost my jumper, thought I left it in work.

where is my jumper?

wheres me jumpa

Trilla wrote:

where is my jumper?

Look deep inside your soul Trilla, and you will find it :rolleyes:

woodyg

How the hell did this become a stickied thread????????

Nalz

woodyg wrote:

How the hell did this become a stickied thread????????

Obviously you dont know who WheresMeJumpa is, and what he stands for? I would delete that post for your own safety Woodyg. For your own safety

Ivan

woodyg wrote:

How the hell did this become a stickied thread????????

I clicked on Thread tools and then on Stick thread and the internet gnomes made it so...

If you want to know why and I presume you do, its because I thought it was worthy of a sticky. wheres me jumpa is one of the better posters of the current Carlow IT forums, imho and I thought this thread could be interesting if dealt with in the right way...

But perhaps more importantly, I did it because the voices in my head told me to...

wheres me jumpa

woodyg wrote:

How the hell did this become a stickied thread????????

You sir, are a communist, and communism is dead my friend, dead.

Ivan thank you kindly for the sticky and the remarks. The voices will soon stop, I plan my final subliminal broadcast this weekend in fact, then you will be free, for the time being.

woodyg

You Sir are challenged to a fight at dawn, with the use of rubber chickens as weapons!

communism aint dead just ask north korea and cuba! communism works in theory just like microwaved soup!

Nalz

woodyg wrote:

microwaved soup!

just cas you can cook...

wheres me jumpa

woodyg wrote:

You Sir are challenged to a fight at dawn, with the use of rubber chickens as weapons!

I accept your challenge, but I must warn you, a rubber chicken is my weapon of choice. Dawn, on the Rathgar Road?

woodyg wrote:

communism aint dead just ask north korea and cuba! communism works in theory just like microwaved soup!

While I dont agree with what you are saying, I will defend to the death your right to say it. Go on, tell me what episode it is?

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Study Update

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This is what Im Studying...

"The Poisson process is a continuous-time process: its discrete-time counterpart is the Bernoulli process. The Poisson process is one of the most well-known Lévy processes. Poisson processes are also examples of continuous-time Markov processes. A Poisson process is a pure-birth process, the simplest example of a birth-death process."

...worst definition ever!

Nalz

wheres me jumpa wrote:

I accept your challenge, but I must warn you, a rubber chicken is my weapon of choice. Dawn, on the Rathgar Road?



While I dont agree with what you are saying, I will defend to the death your right to say it. Go on, tell me what episode it is?

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Study Update

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This is what Im Studying...

"The Poisson process is a continuous-time process: its discrete-time counterpart is the Bernoulli process. The Poisson process is one of the most well-known Lévy processes. Poisson processes are also examples of continuous-time Markov processes. A Poisson process is a pure-birth process, the simplest example of a birth-death process."

...worst definition ever!

wtf

I mean wtf



wha da fook is Jumpa doin on Rathgar rd?


did I miss something?


and wtf is that subject you are studying?


applied ultra hard not worth a ballix bullshít?


wtf?

woodyg

The only series that quote is from is the series of my live!

Challenge accepted, Rathgar road at dawn it is Sir!
Now to load up my rubber chicken with steel ball bearings.

wheres me jumpa

woodyg wrote:

The only series that quote is from is the series of my live!

Challenge accepted, Rathgar road at dawn it is Sir!
Now to load up my rubber chicken with steel ball bearings.

And now to fornicate with my rubber chicken...looks like a change of location now too! Sure I cant interest you in Firhouse?!

Trilla, the subject is Network Systems Management.

Nalz

wheres me jumpa wrote:

And now to fornicate with my rubber chicken...looks like a change of location now too! Sure I cant interest you in Firhouse?!

reported

wheres me jumpa

Trilla wrote:

reported

Sorry, I retract the Firhouse statement.

Nalz

wheres me jumpa wrote:

Sorry, I retract the Firhouse statement.

best of luck with rest of exams, and your showdown also

woodyg

Were shall the location be then?
i do believe fornicatting with a chicken is ilegal in some states, but in the intrest of nobody in particular ill allow it :rolleyes:

The_B_Man

HEY!! Kilnamanagh is near Firhouse! i live right beside a big football pitch! ample room for a chicken duel at dawn. tho try make it bout 1pm coz i dont wanan get up early. then we can all go back over to my gaf for punch and pie!

wheres me jumpa

The_B_Man wrote:

HEY!! Kilnamanagh is near Firhouse! i live right beside a big football pitch! ample room for a chicken duel at dawn. tho try make it bout 1pm coz i dont wanan get up early. then we can all go back over to my gaf for punch and pie!

Id love to, but woodyg seems to be allergic to that general region. Seems he cant go further south than Bushy Park!

tom_ass19

Ivan wrote:

I clicked on Thread tools and then on Stick thread

lol.....:D

woodyg

wheres me jumpa wrote:

Id love to, but woodyg seems to be allergic to that general region. Seems he cant go further south than Bushy Park!

Why would you want to go any further South than the Bush

wheres me jumpa

:: THEME MUSIC FOR THIS POST : Bob Marley, Sun is Shining

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13/12/06 - The 2nd Day

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Network Systems Management has been defeated. Through some divine inspiration I managed to do well in this exam. The lesson, fortune favours the brave....and the lazy who only study past papers(its a solid system that gets results!).

Day off tomorrow before the Day of Death.

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Nalz

what college are you going to next year "where is my jumper" guy?

wheres me jumpa

Trilla wrote:

what college are you going to next year "where is my jumper" guy?

The college of life..........:(

woodyg

wheres me jumpa wrote:

The college of life..........:(

the worst college of them all! only good thing ya get out of that college is money €€€€€€€€€€€ and even then the man takes 41% :mad:

wheres me jumpa

woodyg wrote:

the worst college of them all! only good thing ya get out of that college is money €€€€€€€€€€€ and even then the man takes 41% :mad:

Oh law dee daw Mr. 41%!

Nalz

yeah well Im a monkey so guess what I get paid in

woodyg

Trilla wrote:

yeah well Im a monkey so guess what I get paid in

turtels?

The_B_Man

into ur swiss bank account?

wheres me jumpa

We all know Trilla gets paid cornflakes.....

The_B_Man

better than gettin paid weetabix!

Nalz

wheres me jumpa wrote:

We all know Trilla gets paid cornflakes.....

drenched in ice cold milk

wheres me jumpa

:: THEME MUSIC FOR THIS POST : Red HOt CHilli Peppers, Road Trippin'

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14/12/06 - The Penultimate Day

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No exam today, final one is tomorrow. A combination of general laziness and alcohol consumed last night has left me in a rather over relaxed mood. The theme music for this post sums my mood up nicely. Care free! The calm before the storm tomorrow really.

Once again I want to make people aware of the session of death tomorrow, all welcome.

Also, if anyone has any recommendations/requests for the theme music to my last day post, please forward them to me!

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Nalz

wheres me jumpa wrote:

Also, if anyone has any recommendations/requests for the theme music to my last day post, please forward them to me!

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the theme tune for countdown dadam - dadam - da da da dam boom!

or the final countdown

or the pokemon them tune " I wanna be the very best"

and you gotta have "wait a minute, where's me jumpa?"

wheres me jumpa

Trilla wrote:

the theme tune for countdown dadam - dadam - da da da dam boom!

or the final countdown

or the pokemon them tune " I wanna be the very best"

and you gotta have "wait a minute, where's me jumpa?"

All very good selections Trilla. I had in mind, Blur - Song 2, Kaiserchiefs - I Predict A Riot, Kiss(?) - Schools Out, Frank Sinatra - My Way.

I want something that will capture the emotion of the day but also the madness of the session afterwards.

woodyg

wheres me jumpa wrote:

Kiss(?) - Schools Out

what you smokeing?????

Alice Cooper sang that classic Kiss dont make me laugh!
I'd go for something along the lines of Come on feel the noise, it's loud brash and rocking.

wheres me jumpa

woodyg wrote:

what you smokeing?????

Alice Cooper sang that classic Kiss dont make me laugh!
I'd go for something along the lines of Come on feel the noise, it's loud brash and rocking.

Ah apologies, well seen as Kiss was a rip off of Cooper, its an understandable mistake. Good call, its almost the ideal song, can anyone beat it?

Teenage Kicks?

Nalz

wheres me jumpa wrote:

can anyone beat it?

that tune off the latest Cornflakes ad... priceless

The_B_Man

boys n girls, i got a week off work starting tomorrow. there shall be a staff party i have to go to, but kinda wishin i decided to go to carlow instead. cant tho coz ill be lettin a loada ppl down.

anyway, ill be down maybe for tuesday night for a big sesiunta! is there anything on?

ps how bout that "Good Riddance/Time of your Life" song?

See, songs depend on ur mood. u could even have Snow Patrol - Chasing Cars as the theme as it is slow enough to capture emotion, but can also build ya up for goin out, as does mr brightside, Basket Case, The Darkness, and if ur lokin for Kiss....God Gave Rock n Roll to You! killer song!

in all fairness tho.....

the mother of all songs.....


BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY!!!! OH YEAH!!!!!

wheres me jumpa

The_B_Man wrote:

BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY!!!! OH YEAH!!!!!

Oh Mamma Mia let me go, go, go, go , go, goooooo.

There will be nothing on next tuesday. College is finished tomorrow, XMAS ball is tonight so everyone will be gone by next Tuesday.

The_B_Man

gay...


knockers said he'll be down til then.

super gay.

that'd actually depress me if everyone was gone then!

wheres me jumpa

If youre heading out with knockers give me a shout. Gwan the knockers!

Nalz

THIS IS JAZZY FIZZLE GUYS....conrflakes r us!

The_B_Man

20 past 9 in the mornin and you come on here spoutin about cornflakes? wat the **** were u doin up that early anyway?


ps i have 2 more days towork until jan 2nd! wooh!

wheres me jumpa

:: THEME MUSIC FOR THIS POST : Guns N Roses, Welcome to the Jungle

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15/12/06 - Day 0

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Last exam went great, done about 20 minutes study for it. Jammy.

The session of death began immediately after. We occupied the front bar of Scraggs and began to consume 3 eur pints of Fosters. I vacated the premises at 5pm and passed out when I arrived home. I woke up fully clothed aat 9pm and thought it was 9am Saturday morning! Was raging I missed it all....then it hit Im still in the game baby.

Showered and food and back to Scraggs. The dementia inducing Southern Comfort and Red was consumed in large volumes. It is around this point where the night becomes hazy.

Last day of college ever, a strange feeling indeed.

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