Who's The Ugliest Person In Metal?

Numina

Heres some people to start it off

Ugly vocalist from Candlemass



(and this one as a bonus just 'cause it's funny)

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Ugly bassist guy from Napalm Death




I dare you to find uglier people in metal.

John

Karl Hungus

Tar.Aldarion

Aye, he just pips number two there.

Nightwish

Claudio Sanchez - Theres more hair than person

Sofaspud

Yore ma!

sorry

Zapp Brannigan

Devin Townsend



/thread

Mystic Fibrosis

Steve Grimmett from Grim Reaper, imo.



Actually no, hands down it's the dude from Accept.

Het-Field

Kerry King. Ugly as sin

It wasn't me!

That photo of Shane Embury is one of the funniest things I've seen in weeks. He looks so incredibly retarded there.

eoin5

Gene Simmons aint exactly a looker either

MagnumForce

Mystic Fibrosis wrote:

Steve Grimmett from Grim Reaper, imo.



Actually no, hands down it's the dude from Accept.

Wow! i was gonna choose Steve Grimmett!! Ugly bastard, that picture doesnt even do his ugliness justice! Apperantly Grim Reaper without Nick Bowcott are back together. I didn't think Steve could still hit the high notes so I can't imagine they sound very good these days.

And yeah Udo is terribly ugly, but have a look at Paul Stanley these days!:

Karl Hungus

John wrote:

Karl Hungus

**** you, I'm as sexy as Devin Townsend!

feylya

Lemmy. It's the face warts that do it.

Tar.Aldarion

MagnumForces sig looks all the sexier in this thread.

Karl Hungus

Eddie Van Halen:



Keith Richards:



Every thing else seems pretty in comparison.

Karl Hungus

Numina

i knew people would start choosing from popular old rock (& and roll) bands, but please, keep it as metal only, no van halen, no rolling stones. none of the acts that have suffered from old age. metal only.

feylya

And perhaps you'd be kind enough to define what is and isn't "metal"

MagnumForce

Numina wrote:

i knew people would start choosing from popular old rock (& and roll) bands, but please, keep it as metal only, no van halen, no rolling stones. none of the acts that have suffered from old age. metal only.

Well rock is fair enough like, it shouln't have to just be metal, thats limiting it too much.

And yeah, people who've gotten old shouldn't count, but in fairness, Keith Richards has always been horrible!

As has Ace Frehley:

Steoob

theres a big difference between being old and ugly

EDIT o btw the singer from kitty is quite ugly http://images.quizilla.com/B/basschick03/1035801176_morganquiz.jpg

MagnumForce

Id probably have to agree with this list in saying that Vinnie Vincent is one of the ugliest in Metal...ive just noticed that all of the pic ive put up are of past or present KISS members, jesus, what an ugly band!!

Karl Hungus

Eric Rutan perhaps?

tony 2 tone

Dino Cazares, ex Fear Factory. The fat ****er.

tj-music.com

MagnumForce wrote:

Id probably have to agree with this list in saying that Vinnie Vincent is one of the ugliest in Metal...ive just noticed that all of the pic ive put up are of past or present KISS members, jesus, what an ugly band!!

That´s perhaps why they wore make up in the first place

senordingdong

Eh...Mr. Lordi???
Anyone?...no?

Mystic Fibrosis

Karl Hungus wrote:

Eric Rutan perhaps?

You leave Rutan out of this ;_;

MagnumForce

senordingdong wrote:

Eh...Mr. Lordi???
Anyone?...no?

I dont think he counts, what with the 4 hours worth of make up on his face and all

senordingdong

Ok...what about the guitarist from Lordi?

MagnumForce

senordingdong wrote:

Ok...what about the guitarist from Lordi?

yeeeeeeahhh.....i don't think any of the members of Lordi count...

senordingdong

Ok ok....Lars Ulirich is pretty ugly, yeah?
We can all agree on that....or is his face a mask too?

Nea

There's a good few mingers in Iron Maiden too.
I know Alice Cooper is getting on but at any stage you could hardly call him a beaut!

mc nuggets

Nightwish wrote:

Claudio Sanchez - Theres more hair than person

Oddly my girlfriend best friend has a scary attraction to him.....

Oral Slang

Dave Murray from Maiden... could never stand looking at him

Tar.Aldarion

mc nuggets wrote:

Oddly my girlfriend best friend has a scary attraction to him.....

He's cute in a furby kind of way.

e.doobie

yea, lose the hair(or at least half of it)
and he's actully quite cute.

peter something-or-other, the singer from vader..fantastic band but jaysus they aint pretty.

maybe its the intentional scowling and ''grrrrrr'' on their faces

actually thinking of vader, their late drummer who passed on a year ago i think(im embarrased i cant remember his name or when he died excatly) was gorgeous

Morf

e.doobie wrote:

yea, lose the hair(or at least half of it)
and he's actully quite cute.

peter something-or-other, the singer from vader..fantastic band but jaysus they aint pretty.

maybe its the intentional scowling and ''grrrrrr'' on their faces

actually thinking of vader, their late drummer who passed on a year ago i think(im embarrased i cant remember his name or when he died excatly) was gorgeous

Doc?
Was it the drug riddled charm?

Black NG-60-90

Dani Filth. His face is just asking to be punched.:)

Larry David

Karl Hungus wrote:

:eek:

MagnumForce

Larry David wrote:

:eek:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

Tar.Aldarion

bah, where's your old sig. (:

MagnumForce

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

bah, where's your old sig. (:

I knew youd say something! It kinda makes your earlier post seem a bit creepy now doesnt it? haha!

I fancied a change, now ill be watching you all! even when i'm offline!

jayemcee555

There can be only one................................Lemmy

JIZZLORD

Vrangsinn from carpathian forest
mods-remove if seen as in appropriate.

brianthebard

I'm sure that doesn't break any porn rules but dammit I did not need to see that!

JC 2K3

Ronnie James Dio.
http://www.workhardpr.com/Dio/dio.jpg

2nd from right

MagnumForce

JC 2K3 wrote:

Ronnie James Dio.
http://www.workhardpr.com/Dio/dio.jpg

2nd from right

NO!! ill not be having with any of that! Dio is a beautiful little man!, and he is magical, and half elf...thats why he's so short...

And while we're at it, no one even dare think about suggesting The Man Himself David Coverdale!

hyn-zie

MagnumForce wrote:

Wow! i was gonna choose Steve Grimmett!! Ugly bastard, that picture doesnt even do his ugliness justice! Apperantly Grim Reaper without Nick Bowcott are back together. I didn't think Steve could still hit the high notes so I can't imagine they sound very good these days.

And yeah Udo is terribly ugly, but have a look at Paul Stanley these days!:

how many face lifts went wrong there

MagnumForce

hyn-zie wrote:

how many face lifts went wrong there

HaHa! Compare it to the cover of his new album:



Jesus, some poor guy must have had a terrible job of editing to make him look like that!

Rozabeez

Mystic Fibrosis

Mortiis doesn't actually look half bad without his prosthetics on...

Numina

in mortiis' defence



not the best picture of him though