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Cardiff Zoo

  • 24-11-2006 12:22PM
    #1
    drunk_monk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 719 ✭✭✭


    Been doing the rounds by email, but for anyone who's not received it....

    Cardiff Zoo had acquired a female of a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the gorilla became very cantankerous and difficult to handle.
    Upon examination the zoo vet determined that the problem was that the gorilla was on heat. To make matters worse there were no male gorillas of the species available.

    While reflecting on the problem, the zoo management noticed Gareth, a big Welsh lad from Swansea, responsible for fixing the zoo's machinery.

    Gareth, like most Swansea boys, had little sense but seemed to possess the ample ability to satisfy a female of any species. So the zoo administrator thought they might have a solution. Gareth was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for £3,000?

    Gareth showed some interest, but said he would have to think about it. The following day, Gareth announced he would accept the offer but only under 3 conditions:

    "First" he said "I don't want to have to kiss the gorilla. Secondly, you must never tell anyone of this."

    The zoo administrators quickly agreed to these terms, and then said what about the 3rd condition???

    "Well" Gareth said.... "You gotta give me another week to come up with the £3,000."


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