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job predictor, what are you?

  • 15-11-2006 8:46pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22


    i am a heavy weight boxer according to this site!!!


    www.jobpredictor.com :D


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Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    What site?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22 LuckyJim


    oh yeah sorry!

    www.jobpredictor.com


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,255 ✭✭✭✭The_Minister


    I'm a shoplifter. What a gay site.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 691 ✭✭✭pepper


    mY ideal job is a President

    HA HA HA:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,894 ✭✭✭✭phantom_lord


    Insurance Fraudster.

    My username gave me emperor of the world tho,..


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22 LuckyJim


    I'm a shoplifter. What a gay site.

    stop moaning just cause your job is sh*t


  • Posts: 16,720 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Dodgem Racer.

    Salary : 5/10
    Education : 3/10
    Job Satisfaction : 6/10
    Community contribution : 4/10
    Pulling Power : 3/10
    Uniform : 2/10
    Total

    23/60

    And in other news...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,238 ✭✭✭humbert


    jungle explorer, excellent:)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22 LuckyJim


    my user name says im a ...

    Hello lucky jim your ideal job is a Lumberjack

    Description
    Score
    Salary :
    3/10
    Education :
    3/10
    Job Satisfaction :
    7/10
    Community contribution :
    3/10
    Pulling Power :
    9/10
    Uniform :
    7/10
    Total
    32/60

    yay!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,595 ✭✭✭johnnyrotten


    Jungle Explorer too!!!

    I'm a little doubtful if this really works!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    Lumberjack...boo


  • Posts: 16,720 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    HavoK wrote:
    Lumberjack...boo

    At least you got a cool song.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 647 ✭✭✭fintan


    Topless model


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭kittenkiller


    Yay!!!

    I'm gonna be The President!
    Salary :
    10/10
    Education :
    9/10
    Job Satisfaction :
    7/10
    Community contribution :
    9/10
    Pulling Power :
    6/10
    Uniform :
    6/10
    Total

    47/60


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22 LuckyJim


    fintan wrote:
    Topless model

    lmao
    :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 510 ✭✭✭Car Mad


    insurance fraudster.how did they know :(
    *Joking ok


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,808 ✭✭✭Dooom


    Er...I got topless model too. Meh.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    im a topless model as well according to it, what a load of bollox


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,739 ✭✭✭Jello


    Your ideal job is a Driving Instructor.

    Description

    Score
    Salary :
    2/10
    Education :
    6/10
    Job Satisfaction :
    3/10
    Community contribution :
    3/10
    Pulling Power :
    4/10
    Uniform :
    2/10
    Total

    20/60

    :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,228 ✭✭✭bluto63


    I'm a shoplifter too

    Salary : 1/10
    Education : 4/10
    Job Satisfaction : 7/10
    Community contribution : 1/10
    Pulling Power : 3/10
    Uniform : 2/10
    Total 18/60

    Bad salary, but at least I'll enjoy my job :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,255 ✭✭✭✭The_Minister


    LuckyJim wrote:
    stop moaning just cause your job is sh*t
    My username got the presidency.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    Insurance Fraudster.

    Same.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    Moved to the place what has place for links and what not.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,057 ✭✭✭Wacker


    You people are all pathetic. Yes, even you presidents. Look what I got:

    Your ideal job is an Emperor of all the world!


    Salary : 10/10
    Education : 6/10
    Job Satisfaction : 10/10
    Community contribution : 8/10
    Pulling Power : 10/10
    Uniform : 10/10
    Total 54/60

    To be honest, I prefer my current unemployment.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,200 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    President:

    Description

    Score
    Salary :
    10/10
    Education :
    9/10
    Job Satisfaction :
    7/10
    Community contribution :
    9/10
    Pulling Power :
    6/10
    Uniform :
    6/10
    Total

    47/60


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    Oh good lord!:D

    Your ideal job is a Topless Model!

    Salary : 7/10
    Education : 1/10
    Job Satisfaction : 7/10
    Community contribution : 2/10
    Pulling Power : 8/10
    Uniform : 4/10
    Total 29/60


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 363 ✭✭dvega


    I'm a shop lifter too bah!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭Thrill


    Speaking clock standin.:confused: Wtf.

    My Boards nick brought up.....Professional tramp.

    Tried out the life predictor:

    Your Personnel expected death date is 29 January 2039
    You have exactly 11763 days to live. Have a nice day.

    Other predictor choices:
    http://www.jobpredictor.com/allpredictions.htm


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 950 ✭✭✭Feral Mutant


    Lumberjack or Jungle Explorer, depending on if I type in my full name or just my first name.
    I got a link to this site in a mass mail on bebo a while ago but the url was slightly different at the end http://www.jobpredictor.com/job/.
    Personally, I prefer this one because it says my ideal job is a God.

    Edit: Hang on, when I type in my screenname, this one says I'm a complete and utter nutter but the OP's one says Emperor of all the world:
    Salary :
    10/10
    Education :
    6/10
    Job Satisfaction :
    10/10
    Community contribution :
    8/10
    Pulling Power :
    10/10
    Uniform :
    10/10
    Total
    54/60

    Apparently whichever one I pick I'm set for life. It's good to be me.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,559 ✭✭✭The tax man


    Real name>>>>Driving Instructor
    Boards nick>>>Lumberjack

    Me thinks that site should stand in the corner of the interweb and not come back till it's sorry.:)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,033 ✭✭✭Chakar


    An Emperor of all the World thats very nice!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    I got:

    Username: Thought you had the ideal job - think again !!

    Real Name: Professional Tramp :D:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    according to the life predictor one i am going to die on the 8th of april 2056 so i have 18041 days left.
    i had better start planning like im going to live forever and give up living like im going to die tomorrow


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,646 ✭✭✭cooker3


    I am going to be a professional tramp!

    I can't believe I get to go professional!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,711 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    your ideal job is an Emperor of all the world

    Description

    Score
    Salary :
    10/10
    Education :
    6/10
    Job Satisfaction :
    10/10
    Community contribution :
    8/10
    Pulling Power :
    10/10
    Uniform :
    10/10
    Total

    54/60


    oooh...it came out the same for my username and for my really name...it must be true so


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22 LuckyJim


    i wish i got emperor of the world! lol


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    Professional Hippy. Is that not a bit of a contradiction?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,818 ✭✭✭✭The Hill Billy


    Insurance Fraudster for both User name & Real name. Spooky!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,711 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    LuckyJim wrote:
    i wish i got emperor of the world! lol

    i guess you just weren't lucky jim (i crack myself up.......god i'm so lonely, please hold me)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,563 ✭✭✭connundrum


    Hello My Real Name your ideal job is a Muppet Impersonator!

    Description Score
    Salary : 3/10
    Education : 3/10
    Job Satisfaction : 6/10
    Community contribution : 8/10
    Pulling Power : 7/10
    Uniform : 3/10
    Total 30/60

    I've had worse jobs I suppose :D

    Hello Connundrum your ideal job is a President!

    Hmmmm.... maybe I should just start using my username from now on :(


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,178 ✭✭✭kevmy


    I get professional hippie. Groovy maaaan

    Salary :
    1/10
    Education :
    2/10
    Job Satisfaction :
    4/10
    Community contribution :
    8/10
    Pulling Power :
    6/10
    Uniform :
    7/10
    Total

    28/60


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,248 ✭✭✭Plug


    "Your ideal job is a President"

    Description

    Score
    Salary :10/10
    Education :9/10
    Job Satisfaction :7/10
    Community contribution :9/10
    Pulling Power :6/10
    Uniform :6/10
    Total47/60 :D



    Look at this one:D
    Hello Frog ward your ideal job is a Lumberjack

    Description

    Score
    Salary :3/10
    Education :3/10
    Job Satisfaction :7/10
    Community contribution :3/10
    Pulling Power :9/10
    Uniform :7/10
    Total 32/60


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    Username: Porfessional Tramp
    Real Name: Topless Model

    With your powers combined, im a topless tramp... "a flash for some cash luv'"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,634 ✭✭✭Kolodny


    Username: Lap dancer
    Real name: Heavyweight boxer

    I definitely prefer the second one.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    Real name : Emperess of the whole world
    Username : Lap Dancer

    I think I'll go with the first one!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7 limestrawberry


    Hello Andrew John Alexander Kennedy your ideal job is an Emperor of all the world well that was always painfully obvious to me but now someone else agrees!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,988 ✭✭✭constitutionus


    soccor player (though it threw up a pic of an american football team :D )

    honestly with my gut theres no chance:D :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    Hello __(My Real Name)__ your ideal job is another Satan !

    :D w00t!


    Hello seansouth your ideal job is a Playing for a soccor team

    :rolleyes:

    WTF is Soccor?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    Hello Spanky your ideal job is a Rally Car Driver

    Real name:

    Hello Denis your ideal job is a Hairdresser

    Ohhh Jesus!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,578 ✭✭✭Scraggs


    your ideal job is a Top Gun Pilot

    Description Score
    Salary : 9/10
    Education : 10/10
    Job Satisfaction : 10/10
    Community contribution : 3/10
    Pulling Power : 10/10
    Uniform : 10/10
    Total 52/60

    wahey!


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