Invisibility Thread

Kojak

Boo, county - you ruined it

Lust4Life

County doesn't get it. LOL!

Red Hand

So...this is how we finally obtained free speech on the boards? Yippeeee!!!

Cause, I have to get a few things off my chest in regards to certain mods who think that they can ban person for no other reason than that person being stupid.

Now before I continue, let me switch to Ultrawhite, the housewife's favourite.




















































So, that about sums it up.

Anybody with any questions, feel free to pm me.

Lust4Life

Ooh! You's banking on a spanking!
Our mods aren't THAT stupid! Hee hee!

Red Hand

Moi? Think that? Never!

Why would they be interested in my little ole rant? After all, it was invisible?

Tell me it was invisible, dear God!

Ha!

Lust4Life

I'm glad you showed up! You're fun!

Red Hand

Is great fun herself!


But no more flattery in this thread. Or I'll be mean. You wouldn't like it when I'm mean!:D

See?

Tremble at my wrath, Invisibility thread! Heh-heh!

Lust4Life

Ha! So who can we say silly things about then?

Oh, I know! What would you do if you could REALLY be invisible for a day?

Me, I'd rob all the banks and quick cash places I could get to.
And on my way there, I would of course grope every firm male bottom I passed! LOL!

Red Hand

You must have experience in being invisible before? That sounded like something you have done already!

If I was invisible...(yes, the bank-robbing is a given, isn't it?) I would probably haunt someone, throw a poltergeistic tantrum every once in a while for drama.

And then when the cameras came to investigate, I would become oddly silent.

Lust4Life

LOL! Go pay a visit to 6th!
OMG! I can only imagine the mayhem!
Whisper stuff like "Sputnik Lives!" in his ear and Eat his lunch on him.
Hide all his boxers.
Tie his shoelaces together.

I must find a victim here! That would be fun!

....oh wait. It can't really happen can it? Wah!

Red Hand

Hear that tap-tap-tapping on your chamber door? That's me.

Heat-sensing equipment would have me though, so poltergeisting is out.

Could become a novelty advertiser; carrying around an ad. placard, blowing bubble-gum and whistling?

Kojak

Brilliant, I'm invisible again.

spacecoyote

*knock knock knock*



BOOOOOOOOO

Kojak

Jaysus, you frightened me

Star Lord

Thats not frightening!!! SpaceCoyoties in general pose no threat and generally run away from threats.

They scare easily.

But they will be back, and in greater numbers!

:rolleyes:

Lust4Life

He doesn't scare me cuz I know he's ticklish! Hee hee!

Star Lord

But L4L we all know you are a canine rump-tickler...

Kojak

Is canine rump tickling not some disturbed form of invisible abuse?

Lust4Life

Oh, Kojak, it is Spacecoyote's FAVOURITE kind of abuse!
He begs to have his assetts fondled daily, you know.

Donegal Lass

ah yea i know him surely, used to live down the road from me- mad bastard he was too!!

Kojak

Can a fart be counted as invisible?? You can't see it but you can see its effect on people.

Red Hand

Whew! Nice and safe here!

Hides duster.

Maccattack

Crash! clunk pshhk pk tink tink tink gee whawuzat!?


I coulda swore I ... huh? wha?



Whats goin on 'ere then...?

Oh! shhhhhh...



















































booh!

DarthWraak

What the fuk are ye all doing in my granny's pantry?

Lust4Life

Well, we're here for her surprise birthday party like you asked us to... but is it really wise to jump out and scream SURPRISE at a woman as old as she is? ROFFLES!

Red Hand

Good thing its pantry!

Lust4Life

turn that light off! She'll see us!
Jer, quit eating her cat food FFS! That's all she has to live on this month!

Red Hand

OK, I'm invisible in Darthwrack's Granny's Pantry eating cat-food and glowing green.

Just what is Lust4life on?

Lust4Life

quit making me giggle! She'll hear me!

Red Hand

She could be invisible in here and we'd never know-keep your nostrils peeled for chrysanthinums. That is the universial smell of Grannies!