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Major turn-ONs

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 273 ✭✭stipey


    a nice slender back in a backless top (generally not on guys though)

    sexy as hell without being too revealing in a T&A sense.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,178 ✭✭✭kevmy


    Demetrius wrote:
    Being able to foot turf in the bog.:)

    A must for every man
    Curly dark hair.
    And as they say around here "a bit o meat on her" ie. not super thin/always straining to be thin/thinking about being thin. Drives me mad it does


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,485 ✭✭✭✭Ickle Magoo


    Broad shoulders
    Dark hair & eyes
    Cute butt
    Funny but not imature
    Educated & well heeled
    :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,658 ✭✭✭✭The Sweeper


    A hairy chest.
    Some muscles - doesn't have to be ripped, but bulky is better.
    No effeminate traits.
    Someone who is comfortable in their own skin.


  • Posts: 7,542 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,407 ✭✭✭Baby4


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,098 ✭✭✭✭Kintarō Hattori


    miles teg wrote:
    agility
    catsuits*
    thigh boots*
    ... perhaps being a super villainess

    Hey your me!! What gives?
    white high heels
    Second that. They are trashy but oh so sexy.











    *Where's Magpie to rip the *iss out of us?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,598 ✭✭✭ferdi


    D.I.Y. skills


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,531 ✭✭✭Naked Lepper


    t & a


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,757 ✭✭✭masterK


    In a women.

    Beer belly,
    Small breasts,
    Large thighs,
    Wrinkles,
    layers and layers of makeup,
    husky or traveller accent,
    cotton cheque shirts.
    Thick black framed glasses.

    Oh yeah baby!!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,485 ✭✭✭✭Ickle Magoo


    masterK wrote:
    In a women.

    Beer belly,
    Small breasts,
    Large thighs,
    Wrinkles,
    layers and layers of makeup,
    husky or traveller accent,
    cotton cheque shirts.
    Thick black framed glasses.

    You do realise this is supposed to be what turns you ON? Lol! Beer belly?! :confused::D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,040 ✭✭✭threebeards


    A top that's fractionally too short so as to reveal about an inch or 2 of flesh - good God!!!:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 914 ✭✭✭MicraBoy


    Writing across the arse of pants/underwear.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,406 ✭✭✭✭justsomebloke


    sence of humour,
    is a decent human being,
    nice eyes,
    red head,
    cute
    oh and a girl who pushes herself in the gym with a good routine, (sometimes there is nothing more sexy then a girl who is dripping in sweat but is pushing herself to her limits and doesn't give a **** what anybody thinks of her at that moment)

    and just in case it goes to a tie breaker with all else being the same a good rack FTW


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,247 ✭✭✭✭6th


    Smelling of vanilla! (smells like flogs to me ... yummy)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Alcohol.... does it for me every time, I just love girls who pile me with drink.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,956 ✭✭✭layke


    A hairy chest.
    Some muscles - doesn't have to be ripped, but bulky is better.
    No effeminate traits.
    Someone who is comfortable in their own skin.

    Coincidence??

    You've been looking for a bloke that works out with hairy chest.
    I've been looking for a Big slut.

    At last we've found each other, Win-win!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 372 ✭✭miles teg


    A top that's fractionally too short so as to reveal about an inch or 2 of flesh - good God!!!:D

    thought you were going to say an inch or 2 of nipples


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 463 ✭✭greenkittie


    >A nice smooth body, toned and slim, but no visible muscles also good broad shoulders.
    >Tall, 6ft 2 is the perfect height.
    >Blonde hair, preferably curly or a bit messy
    >Scars - show hes a man of action!
    >Have to be exciting and adventurous i want someone who's going to come up with and go along with any crazy plan that comes along! My perfect guy would meet me one day, be half way across the world with me the next day.
    >Have to want to party with me as much as is physically possible.
    >I also find myself extremely attracted to people who are wanted or liked by lots of other people. I like the idea of "hes mine, arn't you jealous".
    >Have to have better dress sense than me!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,930 ✭✭✭Jimoslimos


    bluto63 wrote:
    Anyone else find the soft east London accent on a girl particularly sexy?

    Nooooooo! Thats just wrong, she'd have to be from the Outer Hebrides before I'd consider her accent to be soft enough (as far away from east london as possible). Come to think of it I'd rather have a Louth/Dundalk accent on a girl than an east london one


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,268 ✭✭✭mountainyman


    Lives on the Mountain
    Not my sister


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,658 ✭✭✭✭The Sweeper


    layke wrote:
    Coincidence??

    You've been looking for a bloke that works out with hairy chest.
    I've been looking for a Big slut.

    At last we've found each other, Win-win!!!

    Superb! I'd like to offer you the full range of sluts, including:

    Tristrame
    Sparky-s
    Piste
    Beruthiel
    CSG
    amp
    Faith
    Gordon
    Sarky
    Blub2k4

    And some others whose dedication to the cause may have passed me by... Just check out the tag lines, locations and signatures of your fellow posters. Sluts are easily identifiable on these boards - they wear labels.

    Ain't that a turn-on?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,921 ✭✭✭✭Pigman II


    ferdi wrote:
    D.I.Y. skills

    not to mention nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    Jimoslimos wrote:
    Come to think of it I'd rather have a Louth/Dundalk accent on a girl than an east london one

    Oh come on now, by the time you've gotten to that stage, deafness is probably a better option...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 565 ✭✭✭free2fly


    gorgeous eyes
    great smile
    great kisser
    makes me laugh
    intelligent
    smells good
    great kisser
    did I say great kisser? :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 966 ✭✭✭GerryRyan


    Ditto on the red-hair, that or brunette. Don't like blondes for whatever reason.
    Eyes and smile do it for me every time. The rest is just a bonus.
    Good dresser/kisser.

    Oh, and I she knows her music or plays some sort of instrument/can sing, I'm sold.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,618 ✭✭✭Civilian_Target


    Baby4 wrote:
    This post has been deleted.

    And a south facing back garden?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 153 ✭✭darkflower


    heaven scent and powerful aair of elegance ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 463 ✭✭greenkittie


    ThatGuy wrote:
    Oh, and I she knows her music or plays some sort of instrument/can sing, I'm sold.

    God i hate musical guys, totally puts me off them. Bloody show off assholes in general.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 482 ✭✭spooiirt!!


    A good personality consists of a chick with a little hard body, who will satisfy all sexual demands without being too slutty about things, and who essentially will keep her dumb F*ing mouth shut.


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