Best fighter of all time

oulu

I think Monkey Magic is the best fighter of all time followed by Bruce Lee and my 3 rd is Tucker from Grange Hill

MrJoeSoap

1/ Steven Segal
2/ Kylie Minogue
3/ Jesus Christ.

The Bollox

Ryu! best.fighter.ever!

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Lets get the obvious out of the way, shall we?

YORE MA!

There we go....

biko

The girl who decked my friend for grabbing her ass on Friday was a fierce fighter alright.

Dragan

MrJoeSoap wrote:

3/ Jesus Christ.

Actually, according to Burt Bremmer, well respected author with "Historical Pugilist" Jesus was in fact, a terrible fighter. Apparently the missing years from 13 to 21 from the bible are based around his then budding boxing training and subsequent short professional career. He only had 3 pro fights, and despite being a somewhat promising amateur he lost all three of them, 2 by KO, one when his beard got caught in the laces of his glove and he could no longer continue.

It is said that his nick name Jesus "The Almighty" Christ is one of the most inappropriate in history.

MrJoeSoap

Dragan wrote:

Actually, according to Burt Bremmer, well respected author with "Historical Pugilist" Jesus was in fact, a terrible fighter. Apparently the missing years from 13 to 21 from the bible are based around his then budding boxing training and subsequent short professional career. He only had 3 pro fights, and despite being a somewhat promising amateur he lost all three of them, 2 by KO, one when his beard got caught in the laces of his glove and he could no longer continue.

It is said that his nick name Jesus "The Almighty" Christ is one of the most inappropriate in history.

Thats why I put him below Kylie Minogue

DaBreno

The dude from "Ghosts n Goblins". He could still fight the forces of evil in his underwear in the lashing rain.
Hard Man!

monkeyfudge

oulu wrote:

I think Monkey Magic is the best fighter of all time followed by Bruce Lee and my 3 rd is Tucker from Grange Hill

He was just called Monkey... Monkey Magic was the theme tune.

But yes... He is the best.

Agamemnon

My top 3:

1. Jeri Ryan
2. Caroline Morahan in her kickboxing get-up.
3. Jessica Alba

I'd like to see a three-way mud wrestling bout between them to see who's the hardest.
I'd also like for them to come round to my house and kick the crap out of me all day and all night, oh yeah...

dr.bollocko

Its clearly captain winters. There aint nothing that man cant handle.

Archeron

1. Liu Kang (heeeeYA!)
2. Twink
3. Ned Flanders.
4. The blue power ranger.

Bodhidharma

Bjork - scary, scary woman.

Degsy

godzilla was a pretty good goer..he could defeat improbable-looking creatures twice his size.

racso1975

1). Ulysses

2). Ciaran Whelan (GAA Pugilist)

3). Hulk Hogan

cormie

Bas Rutten would have all the above I reckon..

The_Minister

Chuck Norris. I can't believe I'm the one posting this.

Degsy

Here's a couple of good scrappers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-2hTeYTv20

Oriel

Blackburn Rovers.

John Mason

ME - i'll have all of ya bastards:D

Ruu_Old

Marts wrote:

Ryu! best.fighter.ever!

Bison, surely.

RuggieBear

Felipe Comtepomi

Dragan

Ruu wrote:

Bison, surely.

Especially with that video evidence floating around of Ryu getting his ass beat by Scorpion.

redzerdrog

Zinadine Zidane!!!

Black Swan

I think humour is the greatest weapon. Given this, I think Jackie Chan is one of the most humourous fighters still kicking. But if Peter Sellers was still alive, I would have to vote for him in his Pink Panther role as the most humourous fighter.

Dooom

1) Scorpion
2) Bruce Lee
3) Raiden
4) Sub-zero
5) The black ranger (the blue one was a nerd)

Aaaaaaaaand whoever else.

sonic juice

I think people underestimate Woody Allen.Woody Allen would kick bruce lee's ass.

Laslo

Probably this guy, believe it or not.

Dooom

Probably this guy, believe it or not.

Yeah, he has that look in his eye.

Damn, does anyone remember the Last Ninja or the Lost Ninja or some such game on the Amiga? Now there was a fighter.

BreadBoard

Hong Kong Phooey

Dyr

ffs

BreadBoard

Bambi wrote:

ffs

I taught Fred Flintstone was a bit of coward, tbh.

Tar.Aldarion

Sub-Zero
all ninjas
all samurai
The Black ranger
me >_>

bounty

wario with 3 red shells is pretty awesome

then the million dollar man ted dibiase

followed by emelianenko fedor

Feral Mutant

Yore Ma . . . wait
A ninja
Buffy
Jesus would actually be good in a fight. Think about it. The human body is about 70% water. If Jesus were to use his powers to turn a chunk of that to wine, his opponent would instantly become a rambling drunk if not die from alcohol poisoning.

Dooom

This is completely OT, but what did jesus turn into bread? Or what did he turn bread into?

Sofaspud

Spike wrote:

This is completely OT, but what did jesus turn into bread? Or what did he turn bread into?

A fish.

bluto63

Mr Rogers in a blood stained sweater.
He did win The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny after all

Feral Mutant

More bread, did the same with fish. Which reminds me of another fighting Jesus scenario. Someone runs at Jesus. He picks up a conveniently placed basket of shuriken-shaped bread (one of those weird fads in biblical times). He throws one at his enemy, then another, then another, then another, then another, then another, then another, then another, then another, then another, then another, then another, then another, then another, then another, then another, then another, then another and so on.

bluto63

Sofaspud wrote:

A fish.

No he made fish from the first fish and bread from other bread

Dooom

What? So he just made more bread? That's a bit crap. Should've turned it into Peking duck or something. Then I'd be impressed.

bluto63

Well I would be fairly impressed if I saw him make thousands of loafs out of one. It was to feed the masses. I doubt they had even heard of peking duck

TerrorFirmer

I don't know about his real life abilities but for sheer on screen skill Mark Dacascos has to be my favourite...

Mark in Action

Kur4mA

Fedor Emelianenko is THE best heavyweight and pound for pound MMA fighter in the world. That's one scary mfer. :eek:

Simi

Jack Bauer. While we're on Jesus, i don't see why he didn't just make loads and loads of popcorn chicken. Maybe then ppl wouldn't have turned on him.

Black Swan

What about "The Chosen One" in the film "Kung Pow!" And look out for his tongue! Then again, I like the Jersey cow that has a mean spinning back kick in the film...And if The Chosen One hadn't cheated by milking her dry, she would have won the fight.

spacecoyote

Hailing from PARTS UNKNOWN

the ULLLLLLLLLLLLTIMATE WARRIOR http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiz62Q8BIWI

well either him or these guys
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lulPASVkWk

Mossy Monk

oulu wrote:

I think Monkey Magic is the best fighter of all time

clearly

his cloud is a fantastic resource

brown*eyed*girl

Monkey is my no. 1 too, the following site is great for Monkey fans:

http://www.monkeyheaven.com/

dr.bollocko

I cant believe that nobody has mentioned Joe frigging Pesci yet.
Think about it. I know, you are thinking, oh someone could just shoot him, but its Joe Pesci. He isnt gonna let anyone shoot him. Even in Casino, where he "died" he got buried alive. I am still waiting for a casino 2 where he comes back from the dead for some revenge on the mafia. No matter how magical th fighter, how many years they have trained, ultimately its Joe Pesci.

Mossy Monk

brown*eyed*girl wrote:

http://www.monkeyheaven.com/

according to that Monkey is based on a true story. now he is definately the best of all time