TCN Manwhores Union

Star Lord · 12-10-2006 5:00pm #1

Teh Lusteh Ladies have had it too good for too long I say!

I say we men stand up and be counted!

I hereby form the "TCN Manwhores Union"!

Stand up and proclaim "I am teh h0rny mans! I'm fit for any lusteh laydeh!"

Let the fun and games commence!

takola · 12-10-2006 5:08pm

Oh please please I beg of you.. Don't start this again!!!!!!! *Cries in despair*

If however you ignore my pleas spaceman is still mine!

Star Lord · 12-10-2006 5:12pm

/Ignores pleas

Spaceman is free to be a manwhore if he wants to be. (and then may decide youre his only client)

takola · 12-10-2006 5:20pm

Oh well fine, Be like that about it then!

Jules · 12-10-2006 5:21pm

hunny, sit down and be quiet, when we want your opinion we will give it to you.... and dont be silly with revolution... it will not work!!!!!

the boys have tried it b4 and there is only one man we listen to and thats Amp.... so please... go and tie yourself up and someone will be with you soon.. Thank you that is all!

Star Lord · 12-10-2006 5:23pm

I'm not trying to start a revolution.
I'm not trying to take over from teh Lusteh Ladies.

I'm trying to say we like it too ya know, we too can be lusteh!
We too can be shameless flirts and have a bitta laugh wi yis!
I'm tryin to say that on occasion the ladies like to get tied up too

takola · 12-10-2006 5:27pm

Nobodies tying me up!!!! :eek:

Star Lord · 12-10-2006 5:30pm

Tie you down then

chamlis · 12-10-2006 5:33pm

El Diablo,
You have my Bow...

takola · 12-10-2006 5:35pm

He would have your bow wouldn't he! :rolleyes:

Let it go for christs sake! We've just gotten tCN back to being fun!

Star Lord · 12-10-2006 5:40pm

chamlis wrote:

El Diablo,
You have my Bow...

And then there were 2...

Takola this is just a bitta fun

Tar.Aldarion · 12-10-2006 5:53pm

El Diablo,
You have my penis.

Star Lord · 12-10-2006 5:55pm

:eek:
Think I'll pass Tar, you can keep your penis, but still be one of us manwhores!

chamlis · 12-10-2006 6:09pm

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

El Diablo,
You have my penis.

Pssst. You're supposed to say

".....And my Axe!"

Star Lord · 12-10-2006 6:14pm

I think thats what he meant... Nice sig

Tar.Aldarion · 12-10-2006 6:23pm

...and my ass

Star Lord · 12-10-2006 6:24pm

pffft Tar!!! How many times you gonna offer my ass before you take the hint, it was only that once and I was very very drunk and you weren't even that good!

DarthWraak · 12-10-2006 6:41pm

And then there were four. GWAN TEH LADZ!!!

Doomspell · 12-10-2006 7:20pm

not this again...it was bad enough with teh ladies
(no offence meant.....and yes I am a hypocrit, do i look like I care?)

Jules · 12-10-2006 7:39pm

funny at the start but i got the most outta it, so im not complaining.... a little bit every now and then but it got a bit outta hand the last time me thinks!

biko · 12-10-2006 7:41pm

Hi, I'm Biko. I'll be your manwhore for this evening*

*only

Lust4Life · 12-10-2006 9:36pm

Ooh! Manwhores!
Will you be scantily clad and serve us fancy drinks with cute and colourful umbrellas in them?

If yes, then....

GO MANWHORES!!!!! \0/

biko · 12-10-2006 10:10pm

Hey, why give it away for free when you can pay your way through college?

Star Lord · 12-10-2006 10:26pm

Lust4Life wrote:

Ooh! Manwhores!
Will you be scantily clad and serve us fancy drinks with cute and colourful umbrellas in them?

If yes, then....

GO MANWHORES!!!!! \0/

Manwhores exist to pleasure teh laydees!

(but need to be rewarded for thir services!)

Lust4Life · 12-10-2006 11:12pm

PAY??????:eek:
Oh, baby, we've simply GOT TO work out a coupon system here for teh Lustee Laydeez!

You can charge all the "Fly By's" instead.

biko · 12-10-2006 11:34pm

L4L, on your next birthday I'll send you a coupon for an hour free Joey Biko love

Lust4Life · 12-10-2006 11:40pm

Wooohooo!

Let's see. That's second week in December.
Other major holidays may need coupons as well.
Halloween, Thanksgiving, St Nick Day, Kwanza, Christmas (aren't there 12 days of Christmas? hee hee!), New Years.

Oh, and let's not forget my sister's birthday and Dad's birthdays are around then as well. It's the thought that counts, of course, so coupons they can give back to me will work nicely as gifts.... Fill in my calendar, lads!

Yes! I'll be getting some Coupon Redeemable Manwhore Boo-Tay!

By the way.... will you be able to handle that dirty feeling you'll have when I'm through with you? Not physically, of course, just mentally!

amp · 13-10-2006 2:52am

You have my spade, my wheelbarrow and my Illustrated Guide to Hedges.

Black Swan · 13-10-2006 4:08am

jules80 wrote:

but it got a bit outta hand the last time me thinks!

Sounds like a plan Jules! What can we do to ensure that these Manwhores self destruct? Then we can come in and pick up the pieces. "That piece looks kinds cute over there, what do you think? How about that one...? Oh, you want that piece too. OK, I'll play paper, sizzors, rock for them."

Star Lord · 13-10-2006 6:39am

Lust4Life wrote:

PAY??????:eek:
Oh, baby, we've simply GOT TO work out a coupon system here for teh Lustee Laydeez!

You can charge all the "Fly By's" instead.

Pay? Thats such a dirty word... I said "be rewarded for their services"...
A nice meal... some fresh baking... I see a barter system working out nicely here...
Tit for tat as it were!

Cupon system? Hmmm possibly, I think gift vouchers would work better!
"Give a friend in need the gift of a manwhore this christmas!"
Has a certain ring to it dontcha think?

_______________

Welcome aboard Amp, I see you come prepared for some topiary work...

Think the assless-chaps may be a bit much though!!! :eek:
(I'm sure the lusteh's will love that though!)

spacecoyote · 13-10-2006 7:04am

well, i have to reject your plea for fellow manwhores, as

1: you referred to me as spaceman, which even takola is not meant to do, but she is a rebellious young wench!!!

2: technically being a spacecoyote means i cannot be a manwhore!

But, i will of course act in my role of intergalactic diplomat be the spacewhore representative to said TCN Manwhores. As such i pledge the support & hefty schlongs of the spacecoyote's

Jules · 13-10-2006 7:24am

ah, it wouldnt be whorish without a certain coyote on board.... its all gonna go wrong especially if Hail and CB are not on board!!!!

im sitting in the airport and im getting strange looks, thank god i dont use an internet cafe.... especially with some of the questionable email i get!!!!!

Star Lord · 13-10-2006 8:11am

//sends Jules today's "Friday manwhore special" newsletter

Jack B. Badd · 13-10-2006 8:36am

I am a small piece of blue fluff that has taken over Jack's account... Be Warned!

Star Lord · 13-10-2006 8:53am

Small pieces of blue fluff get 50% discount...

Jack B. Badd · 13-10-2006 8:55am

Score one for the fluff!

Star Lord · 13-10-2006 8:57am

At 50% discount you can score two for the price of one

layke · 13-10-2006 9:06am

Anyone looking for a Turkish Snowcone?

I'm doing a weekend special on them.
Buy two and get a Chocolate Tonto free.

Jack B. Badd · 13-10-2006 9:06am

Or half for the price of a quarter... Hexcellent.

chamlis · 13-10-2006 9:15am

Clever hex

Jack B. Badd · 13-10-2006 9:17am

I want a half-fat, non-diary, soya sauce Turkish SnowCrone...a wrinkly one!

chamlis · 13-10-2006 9:22am

Uh, here you go. That'll be 20 mins of lovin', please.

Jack B. Badd · 13-10-2006 9:24am

Payment is to be made in peanuts, not lovin'. Now, shelled or unshelled?

Star Lord · 13-10-2006 9:32am

I do a rather fantastic Chile Rainbow!

chamlis · 13-10-2006 9:39am

Peanut M&Ms!

Lust4Life · 13-10-2006 9:56am

Vouchers? But are you whooors vouchable?:p

Star Lord · 13-10-2006 10:38am

I vouchsafe for the vouchability of the vouchers... or something... my head hurts...

Jack B. Badd · 13-10-2006 10:39am

As does mine after that TurkishCrone...

Star Lord · 13-10-2006 10:43am

^ hasn't seen the movie... :disgust:

Filthy Ramirez anyone?

Lust4Life · 13-10-2006 10:50am

If that's anything like a Dirty Sanchez, no thanks.

Star Lord · 13-10-2006 11:03am

Belgian steamer?

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