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Knock knock...

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    #62
    Sonnenblumen
    Registered Users Posts: 5,834 ✭✭✭Sonnenblumen


    Lust4Life wrote:
    But the key is out in the post box!

    Why do I get the feeling, few people pass through here and even fewer get out?


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    #63
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    knock, knock!


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    #64
    county
    Registered Users Posts: 6,800 ✭✭✭county


    whos there
    lust4life
    shes always fcuking here


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    #65
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Yeah, so I'm bored!
    Come on in! Tea?


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    #66
    county
    Registered Users Posts: 6,800 ✭✭✭county


    did i hear tea,i`ll bring the scones


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    #67
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    ooh! Yummy! Please do!


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    #68
    DarthWraak
    Closed Accounts Posts: 954 ✭✭✭DarthWraak


    I could bring the pastry good that i keep going on about. I would say what it is, but a mod banned me from saying it :mad:


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    #69
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    the mod banned you from saying......pie?
    You must be joking! Our darling Amp would never do such a thing!

    Oh, wait! There's someone at the door....


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    #70
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    I used to be a postman so I ring twice...


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    #71
    Pigman II
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,921 ✭✭✭✭Pigman II


    So anyway, a horse walks into a pub and says.....


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    #72
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Knock Knock Knockin'...


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    #73
    Pigman II
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,921 ✭✭✭✭Pigman II


    A nice pair of knockers


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    #74
    Pigman II
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,921 ✭✭✭✭Pigman II


    Another nice pair of knockers


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    #75
    Jack B. Badd
    Registered Users Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    boneless wrote:
    I used to be a postman so I ring twice...

    The Knock Knock Thread is not to be used to advertise the existance of products such as doorbells. So sod off and make you're own thread, bell-boy!


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    #76
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    But.... what if he's selling fun TOYS?????


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    #77
    Jack B. Badd
    Registered Users Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    So long as they're not toys related to alerting the occupants of a house that there is someone at their door, he's fine :)


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    #78
    Sofaspud
    Registered Users Posts: 3,625 ✭✭✭Sofaspud


    like "last card", but in dominoes.


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    #79
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,803 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Ding Dong !


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    #80
    Jack B. Badd
    Registered Users Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    Capt'n Midnight, did you not read my previous post on the use of door bells?! I think punishment is in order...punishment that is swift and battery operated!


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    #81
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Jack B. Badd wrote:
    Capt'n Midnight, did you not read my previous post on the use of door bells?! I think punishment is in order...punishment that is swift and battery operated!


    "I want you to play with my Ding-a-Ling..."

    Ding, ding....


    Punish me!!! OH YEAH!!!!


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    #82
    Jack B. Badd
    Registered Users Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    Teh cattle prods are at hand! Open wide... :D


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    #83
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    MMmmmmmhaww!!!


    That's soooo gooood... zap me again!!!


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    #84
    Jack B. Badd
    Registered Users Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    You're one sick b*stard, boneless :rolleyes: I'm off home...


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    #85
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    I am a sick puppy, am I not?? :p

    But you DO love me... dontcha??? Please say yes....


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