Sex in McDonalds

The_Minister

I saw two kids do it in McDonalds yesterday. Not in the toilets now, but in the upstairs eating area. The girl had her legs open and he was inside them, and they were kissing and whispering and moving (gently) up and down. They had just finished when I came back from the toilet. I saw the guy pullin up his zipper.

Has anyone else seen people have sex in very public areas? It was at night so there were no kids there, but it still seems unnessacery.

melekalikimaka

JC night always brings em out... so many jokes....but so wrong...

Zapp Brannigan

There was that time I had sex on the Dart....pesky cameras!

Autobot Killa

The_Minister wrote:

I saw two kids do it in McDonalds yesterday. Not in the toilets now, but in the upstairs eating area. The girl had her legs open and he was inside them, and they were kissing and whispering and moving (gently) up and down. They had just finished when I came back from the toilet. I saw the guy pullin up his zipper.

Has anyone else seen people have sex in very public areas? It was at night so there were no kids there, but it still seems unnessacery.

Fukk sake, McDonalds is bad enough as it is without two mistake vagrant future felon Fukking children Fukking. Christ. Burn it and them to the ground.

angelbaby

maybe someone put viagra in their happy meals:D

Autobot Killa

well maybe someone will do us a favour and put anthrax in their meals.

LadyJ

A MacShag

DaDa

I didn't know that they were offering extra sauce in their McMuffins

GrumPy

LadyJ wrote:

A MacShag

lol

Can I have a Mcshag meal, no onions, medium coke and a pack of condoms

chrismon

haha thats madness, id never get away with it :rolleyes:

pm.

Irish GrumPy wrote:

lol

Can I have a Mcshag meal, no onions, medium coke and a pack of condoms

lmao:D and 1 of those muffins with the secret mc v sauce

Fanny Cradock

^ someone got there before me

Emptying your secret sauce sachet all over a girls burger in public is shameful.

Ruu_Old

Ah not to worry, you'll probably see the same pair pushing around a pram with the young lad sulking behind it in a few months time.

oRlyYaRly

It would be bad enough if it was in Abrakedabra or even Supermacs but McDonalds! McDonalds is every child's happy place.

GrumPy

Ruu wrote:

Ah not to worry, you'll probably see the same pair pushing around a pram with the young lad sulking behind it in a few months time.

Too right Ruu, the shear AMOUNT of stupid people in Ireland is unreal.

Mostly I'd dismiss this as troll, but tbh, it's sad that I believe it, and even worse that it's prolly true

Rhyme

Irish GrumPy wrote:

Can I have a Mcshag meal, no onions, medium coke and a pack of condoms

"Ehh... ack-shly could ya hold de condoms bud".

Wont someone think of the children?!

Bard

Ruu wrote:

Ah not to worry, you'll probably see the same pair pushing around a pram with the young lad sulking behind it in a few months time.

A few months? Is it faster for scumbags or something?

Sizzler

angelbaby wrote:

maybe someone put viagra in their happy meals:D

Reminds of the story where a guy I know had a viagra dropped in his burger on his stag, he was UP all weekend and didnt know why lol!

The easiest pranks are best

Bard

Sizzler wrote:

The easiest pranks are best

and possibly the most dangerous if the subject of the prank has a heart disorder. Hurrah! \o/

RoadSweeper

Just eat in Eddie Rockets, knackers cant affoard it.

Ruu_Old

Bard wrote:

A few months? Is it faster for scumbags or something?

Yep the babbeh just can't wait to get out and start the life of crime early. "Leh me ouha dis fookin' wooem".

OFDM

pm. wrote:

lmao:D and 1 of those muffins with the secret mc v sauce

Muffin diving perhaps?

philologos

OP: by kids what age would you had made them to be

bluto63

It must've been JC night, so since it was scumbags...probably about 23. Repeated a couple of times

thomj42

guys,
all joking aside, i think we are all missing a vitally important question here.

was she hot?

The_Minister

Irish GrumPy wrote:

Mostly I'd dismiss this as troll,

I assure you, it is true. I was quite surprised when I copped on.

Jackass: They weren't scubags they were those kids that where baggy trousers and write bad poetry. "alternative"-not jocks, goths, or scumbags. I would ballpark their age at about 16

shane86

Which mackers was this?

*Prints out fake Garda ID, seizes video off manager as "evidence" of some non existent crime*

thomj42

shane86 wrote:

Which mackers was this?

*Prints out fake Garda ID, seizes video off manager as "evidence" of some non existent crime*

jesus, shane86, there are easier ways to get your porno-jollies... try googling "boobs"

imeddyhobbs

brings a new meaning to "have it your way"
mcdonalds selling fish burgers now?

1huge1

oRlyYaRly wrote:

It would be bad enough if it was in Abrakedabra or even Supermacs but McDonalds! McDonalds is every child's happy place.

Bring on Subway mmm

shane86

imeddyhobbs wrote:

brings a new meaning to "have it your way"
mcdonalds selling fish burgers now?

Theyve been sellin the filets for god knows how long. Tasty fish and all, and the sauce is the dogs bollix.

TerrorFirmer

Ruu wrote:

Ah not to worry, you'll probably see the same pair pushing around a pram with the young lad sulking behind it in a few months time.

HA, too true!

TerrorFirmer

Ruu wrote:

Yep the babbeh just can't wait to get out and start the life of crime early. "Leh me ouha dis fookin' wooem".

HA, sorry for posting twice but that is a funny post

Raphael

RoadSweeper wrote:

Just eat in Eddie Rockets, knackers cant affoard it.

Neither can I, unfortunately =(

Setun

The_Minister wrote:

I assure you, it is true. I was quite surprised when I copped on.

Jackass: They weren't scubags they were those kids that where baggy trousers and write bad poetry. "alternative"-not jocks, goths, or scumbags. I would ballpark their age at about 16

Looks like the work of an emo couple to me. It was inspiration for their next love poem, an allegory to the futilities of globalisation. How smart kidz.

Oriel

I'm not sure what I'm supposed to be slagging off anymore...
Is this against the skangers, or the pervs, or the homeless?

shane86

sinecurea wrote:

I'm not sure what I'm supposed to be slagging off anymore...
Is this against the skangers, or the pervs, or the homeless?

Thats not fair, I can be classed under all three

stagolee

shane86 wrote:

...and the sauce is the dogs bollix.

liquidized and processed first of course.

shane86

Ah feck it, sure what isnt. Practically any sauce is diluted. Fast food, alcohol and other mind altering substances, promiscouity (sp), lying in the sun all day, tbh i cant think of one enjoyable thing that is particularly good for your physical health.

I worked there, Filets were never pre made, only made to order, yid know to make a pile when religious looking muslims walked in as they seldom bought the non halal meat.

Apparently back in the days when they served them, the McDonalds veggie burgers were cooked in the chicken fryers

Nothingcompares

this is a gas thread. Wouldn't be my preferred location for a romp but if it's going it's going.

BrenC

A guy I knew got head off some random girl in the toilets in McDonalds before, he had never talked to her before, she just came up to him, said something and they both walked to the jacks

Dave!

Lucky guy

redzerdrog

thomj42 wrote:

guys,
all joking aside, i think we are all missing a vitally important question here.

was she hot?

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

Kold

Just do the things that would be the reason that we don't do it. Heckle them, throw your chips at 'em, say "What a fookin slag... though I guess with her face she needs to take every chance she can get", laugh at how quick he was etc...

evad_lhorg

Irish GrumPy wrote:

lol

Can I have a Mcshag meal, no onions, medium coke and a pack of condoms

eh no cheese on that

Our man in Havana

evad_lhorg wrote:

eh no cheese on that

LMAO !:D

exiztone

Which branch was this out of curiosity?

ortoodetoo

Kold wrote:

Just do the things that would be the reason that we don't do it. Heckle them, throw your chips at 'em, say "What a fookin slag... though I guess with her face she needs to take every chance she can get", laugh at how quick he was etc...

Or just walk over, tap him and say "can i have next go?" "ah gwan mister.... i'll be ever so good gwannnnn!!!!"

shane86

shane86 wrote:

Thats not fair, I can be classed under all three

sinecurea wrote:

I'm not sure what I'm supposed to be slagging off anymore...
Is this against the skangers, or the pervs, or the homeless?

Ba-Da-Da-Da dah- I'm lovin it

I'll get me coat...
3 F'n pages and no-ne said it!

pred racer

Best thread ever:D

is dah on the uuuro saver menu bud??

Black Swan

How will a guy keep a straight face when he orders a McMuffin?