The world is better off because of!!

spoofilyj

To counter the negitivity of the other thread I decided to have a thread on what makes peoples lives a little better... So here goes.

Weekends
Smoothties
Hot Showers
The Sea
Good coffee
Just out of the tumble drier clothes.
C&C games
Lie ins
Bill Bailey
Steak with mushrooms and garlic
Terry Pratchett books
Goerge R. R Martin books
Boards.ie

Spastafarian

Cheese
Daisies
Boobs
Bottoms
Legs
Sunshine
Jambons
Beer
Surfing
Wheels
Fire

Black Swan

Mickey Mouse

Smellyirishman

Music,
Nintendo,
Breasts.

Trinity

laughing
coffee
fresh sheets on a bed
dogs
kids
love
sex
friends
beer
laughing again
pizza

Setun

Boards.ie

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, thanks Cloud <kisses>



And John Coltrane. Of course.

LadyJ

Condoms and tampons

greenkittie

wireless internet
danish pastrys
trees

uncle ernie

bill o'herlihy
john giles
chippie
eamon dunphy
presents from south east asia

Dragan

a lie in
a nice cup of sugary tea
heavy things
chocolate flavoured whey protein
air travel
Natalie Portman
dozy , rainy Sunday evenings.

LadyJ

Oh and Johnny Depp and Doritos

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Uncle Joe Duffy to keep us all on the straight and narrow... sigh!

miles teg

As James Belushi once said:
"To business deals and big tits"

Archeron

Blood donors.
Donuts from those 9-11 garages.
All the clean drinkable water you want out of your tap. (I miss that when i'm abroad)
Tomato soup.
The sight and smell of a beautiful naked woman just out of the shower.
Boobies.
Giant beanbags. (not related to boobies, I mean real beanbags)
Finding a 20 euro note in your back pocket when you're broke.
Waking up on 5am on a dark rainy saturday morning and then going back asleep again.

jor el

In no particular order:
e-mail
Google
Southern Comfort
Guinness
Eimear Quinn
Battlestar Galactica
modded Xbox
Pepperoni Pizza
and where would we be without screwdrivers? (the tool, not the drink)

Archeron wrote:

All the clean drinkable water you want out of your tap.

And yet, for some reason, people still buy water in this country. I still re-fill, from the tap, the same ballygowan bottle that I bought 8 years ago, and keep it in the fridge.

Dun laoire

Weekends
Loose women

In that order

Sam Vimes

spoofilyj wrote:

Terry Pratchett books

who's this terry pratchett guy?

azezil

Its better off because of me, yes there you have it, I'm the reason good things exist in the world.

You can make your cheques payable to, azezil care of your ma.

Thank you.

oRlyYaRly

Condoms, morning after pills, abortions, death penalties...

I'm not in a people person mood at the moment. O_o

Lurk

shagging, porking, rumpy pumpy, nookie, a bit of how's your father, making whoopy, or according to an entry in the urban dictionary, "A painful activity in which a man, using the stiffest and pointiest part of his pelvic region, repeatedly stabs a female in her crotch"

Bedhead

loving the feel-good vibe in this thread.... positivity is good seeing as tomorrow is friday!! and on that note:

Friday,
Friday evening pints with mates,
Pints of cider,
Sleeping,
Autumn,
Pay day (not too long now!!! Hooray!)
As Lurk so eloquently put it - shagging etc.,
Good films,
Other happy people.

azezil

azezil wrote:

You can make your cheques payable to, azezil care of your ma.

Thank you.

Deadly. Do you accept Sweet **** All?

[on topic] Sunshine, lollipops, rainbows everywhere.

doubledown

Formula One
Star Wars
Jessica Biel
Rescue Me
The Sopranos
Angelina Jolie
Robert De Niro
Coffee
Cigarettes
Steven Spielberg
Cars (the vehicles, not the movie)
Christmas
Bank Holidays
Brunettes
BF2
Ben and Jerry's Caramel Chew Chew
Sitting inside on a cold, rainy, Winter evening with the fire lighting
Lots of other stuff I can't think of

Oh yeah - BED!!!

plonk

atmosphere
sun
water
moon

Merrick

Lie-ins
Hershey's Cookies and Cream
Tampax Compak and
Tequila

spoofilyj

Commander Vimes
who's this terry pratchett guy?

Very funny your Grace:p

Thought of some more...
Chocolate Kimberleys
A good cup of tea
Dodgy schemeing with friends
The first page of a new A4 pad or copy book as you decide that you writing will be better form now on
Unexpected Texts from old friends
Holidays
Beerfest- Not the movie but the actual Beer fest in Munich I'm going next week
Cars

Dyr

inevitable death to end our pointless existence

Until then though, the weekends are good

thelordofcheese

Breasts
Old skool sonic games
Beer
Breasts
Battlestar Galactica
Nintendo
Music

did i mention breasts?

LadyJ

Toilets
Nappies
Toilet paper
Wheelchairs
Wheelchair rugby
Makeup
Wonderbras
Larry David
Cillit bang
Microwaves
Mini skirts
Electric blankets
Chocolate Malts
Eddie Rockets
Leather pants

Ruu_Old

The weekend
Vanish Oxyclean
Sliced bread
Chips

Spastafarian

Ruu wrote:

The weekend
Vanish Oxyclean
Sliced bread
Chips

I'd like to add another one to my list:
Slicing unsliced bread to whatever thickness I want. Aaaaah.. the glorious freedom!

Ruu_Old

Spastafarian wrote:

I'd like to add another one to my list:
Slicing unsliced bread to whatever thickness I want. Aaaaah.. the glorious freedom!

Indeed but it requires great skill, not like those IDIOTS in the local bakery down the street cutting one end MUCH bigger than the other, its all crooked, this will not do! Oh how I cried.

pbsuxok1znja4r

Definitely a 'yes' on Nintendo!
Magnetism
The Interwebs
Post-hardcore
All things hygenic and sanitary
Open-minded people
Condoms
Friends
and then there's that inevitable death. I hope you all go before I do

EWheelChair

FOOTBALL! Can't believe no one said it yet.
Adriana Lima
Guinness
Poker
Christmas Dinner

Dun laoire

EWheelChair wrote:

FOOTBALL! Can't believe no one said it yet.

Good call, how could i forget the auld gilette soccer saturday with jeff steiling and the boys. Sittin there with the pool sheet in hand lookin out for the 4 draws and Ford super sunday with Richard Keys, Andy Gray and the lads. Shame on me for forgetting that.

Dragan

Bambi wrote:

inevitable death to end our pointless existence

As a clever ( to me ) play on your login......."yore ma????"

Back to the good stuff:

this coming weekend,
Jack Daniels and Coke....with ice.

quickbeam

To live in a democracy
Free speach
Healthy weather (okay, we complain about it sometimes, but let's face it, nobody's dying from Irish weather - no hurricanes, earthquakes, freezing temperatures, heat-wave temperatures).
French bread and Swiss Cheese
Good wine
My own bed
Music
Films
Driving with the windows down on a sunny weekend with nowhere urgent to get to, listening to your favourite music
Good friends
Laughing
Pay Day
Lie-Ins
Weekends

marius

LadyJ wrote:

Oh and Johnny Depp and Doritos

Now even cheesier Doritos
Mates
Laughing
Jeff Buckley
Other music
Stehpen Erickson
Steak
Texas Hold'em
Mountains and Lakes
Italian Food (every single bit of it)
Vino
Footie
Gandhi
Krishnamurti
Sunday Mornings
Thailand
loads more....im in a good mood:)

Tar.Aldarion

books
libraries
poker
math
me
the people I care about
music
coke creme eggs
quorn
internet
breasts
avril
tummies
the rare people that truly care about other people and animals
mp3 players
laptops
blood donors
laughter
chef brown sauce

Spastafarian

The three-eyed purple aliens that planted us here

angelbaby

weekends
drink
lie ins
drinkin chocolate
electric blankets
sex
being back at college

tman

Osu! Tatakae! Ouendan!
Nintendo
Music
M&S Pizza (i'll never eat another goodfellas pizza again!!!!)
Waxed groinal areas

Muzzy

The fact that Mayo will never win an All Ireland
That first pint after work on a Friday
A good auld cuppa Tea
Malteesers......... especially when eaten with that good auld cuppa tea
Bread and Butter
Bit Commet
The folks at Creative Labs
Mayonaise
Audi's
Buckfast
Delight sambo bar in Galway
Camel Lights
Flared jeans

emeraldstar

Ben & Jerry's
Chocolate
the Internet
Disney movies (yep im a sucker for em)
Christmas
Cable TV
Breakfast Cereal
Friends
Sandwiches
wine
vodka
GHDs
music
cinema

evad_lhorg

Masturbation
Boobs
George Bush
Jesus
Hector
Dave Chappelle
Rick James Bitch

Lurk

The freedom of not having to read long lists.

WunderFull

Honesty.

Nightwish

Metal
Broadband
Laptops
Electricity (I appreciate it so much more after the blckout on Sunday)
DVS
Penneys

EOA_Mushy

Whores
Narcotics
Criminals
Idiots
Corruption
Gobsh!ts like me to point out the following:

The above is a short, blunt list of what you all whine about in here in a daily basis. Just think, if these things were not in the world... What would you whine about then!!!??? :eek:

Oh, and dont forget spelling mistakes!

Space Coyote

Death...seriously, although it's not exactly a new concept.
Recycling [Pronounced Ree-Sigh-Kling]
Free speech
Electricity
R.E.M. sleep

EOA_Mushy

Space Coyote wrote:

Free speech

??? huh ???

Its not part of our constitution.

It doesnt exist in the countries that it is.

My joke thread got locked after 5min for having a cannibis related topic.

This post will probably be frowned on..... WHERE DO YOU GET THIS FREE SPEACH YOU TALK OF?