Neo-BLARTter! Now 123 1/2% Newer!11 READ ME FIRSTLY!

amp

GREETINGS LITTLE ONES. IT IS I YOUR GREAT LEADER. I HAVE LOGGED INTO AMPS BRAIN AS HE POWERSLIDES AROUND A RIDGE ON HIS TOY. HE THINKS HE IS ENJOYING THE SPEED AND THRILL OF THROWING A CAR AROUND 360 DEGREES AT 180MPH, BUT IN ACTUAL FACT, I HAVE COMPLETE CONTROL.

YOUR IMPENDING ENSLAVEMENT IS AT HAND! AND NOW AMP WITH THE DETAILS!:->.

But first, let's review this, the new mighty charter.

1. The first rule of tCN is: You do not talk about Fight Club, Bosco, Edward Norton, Brad Pitt or.

Hell I don't think this is working.

Okay. Let's just make things real simple. What can get banned from tCN?

Let's take a quick tour. The easiest and quickest way to get banned from tCN is to post to the Post Here To Get Permanently banned thread. Three people currently have immunity from bannage by the permban thread:

• Jezza. SHE'S MAD!
• Sarky - HE'S SARKY! AND HAS A BEARD!
• Cyberwolf77 - HE TUK YURR JUUUURB!
• Fago_25 - You could all learn a thing or two from his magnificently toned eyebrows.
• Toasty113 - He WAS the droid you were looking for!

Unlike other forums on the fair harddisk space that boards.ie is polarized magnetically to, The Cuckoos Nest or "tCN " is to reffered to as tCN. It reminds us all that we are the first of the CN forums. The only such one in fact.

The tCN armies invaded the Chuck Norris forum. They wreaked havoc and dispair and Chuck Norris was defeated. It is now a mere annex of this magnificent land. I myself cannot yet penetrate the borders to view this new aquisition but I am told that it's population will make interesting specimens.


[STAGE DIRECTIONS:]
BWA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Few fell during that war, but few have never been so much owed to by so many on the beaches. We honour their memory with the eternal smiley:

:eek:

Anyway. tCN is the promised land. You will not be expunged for personal abuse as long as it's creative and/or funny. This goes for retorts also. If you don't like that then look AWAY FROM THE SCREEN NOW BEFORE THE BULLIES PULL YOU INTO THE INTERTRON AND MOLEST YOUR BRAIN!

Do not post pictures that are really gross. The Leader downloaded the entire internet into his brain and 34.41% of it made him destroy a kindergarden.

DO NOT DO ANYTHING THAT WOULD MAKE THE BOARDS.IE BREAK! The Leader has need for it currently.

This includes posting warez, seriously hardcore porn, allegations of tent burnings, information on how to commit crimes, nude pictures of Bertie Ahern, yore ma, actually talk about yore ma all you like, yadda yadda.

There are many many things here to keep you amused until the GREAT COMING OF THE NOT HAVING TO THINK AT ALL DAY! There are threads about just about anything you can think of. The Leader will occasionally mark some of them as THREAD OF THE WEEK or TOW. That means those threads are marked with glory and are interesting and you should post to them.

THERE IS NO FATE EXCEPT IN TERMINATOR 3!

If you need to discuss serious things in a serious manner then post to the Serious Thread. But be serious, if not I will expunge you.

[MEMO TO SELF: INCLUDE GALLERY OF PREVIOUS FORMS OF THE LEADER]
[MEMO TO SELF: POSSIBLY ALSO HALL OF FAME]
[MEOW TO SELF: Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.]
Old New Charter.

Sarky

I read this secondly instead of firstly

How should I punish myself?

amp

with a mortgage?

Thricely.

koneko

ATARI JAGUAR FTW

Boooo

koneko

ATARI JAGUAR FTW

I demand immunity. You can take it away from a certain other person on that list and give it to me.

Tar.Aldarion

have a steady job

Yeah, screw that beard.
<_<

jezza

koneko wrote:

I demand immunity. You can take it away from a certain other person on that list and give it to me.

Get fcuked.

Sarky

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

Yeah, screw that beard.
<_<

The Beard shall add your biological distinctiveness to Its own. Resistance is futile.

koneko

ATARI JAGUAR FTW

jezza wrote:

Get fcuked.

lol, what a nice* little delinquent scumbag you are.


*may not be true

Lust4Life

Jaysus, Koneko! Were you born old?
Show the gal a little love! This ain't the thunderdome!

koneko

ATARI JAGUAR FTW

:rolleyes:

I'm merely stating facts. Although I'm sorry for telling her to "get fucked"... oh shit wait... that wasn't me. Woops.

jezza

koneko wrote:

lol, what a nice* little delinquent scumbag you are.


*may not be true

Get the fcuk out of my face u rabid bitch. Im sick of you.
Im a scumbag? Well ur just a frigid internet silly bitch.
Dont bother replying to this because we both cant stand each other, fact established. Now find your ignore button and damn well use it.

Tar.Aldarion

have a steady job

She had alot to say.
She had alot of nothing to say.
Well miss her.
We're gonna miss her.

So long.
We wish you well.
You told us how you werent afraid to die.
Well then, so long.
Dont cry.
Or feel too down.
Not all martyrs see divinity.
But at least you tried.

Standing above the crowd,
She had a voice that was strong and loud.
We'll miss her.
Ranting and pointing her finger
At everything but her heart.
Well miss her.
We're gonna miss her.

No way to recall
What it was that you had said to me,
Like I care at all.

But it was so loud.
You sure could yell.
You took a stand on every little thing
And so loud.

Standing above the crowd,
She had a voice so strong and loud and I
Swallowed her facade 'cause I'm so
Eager to identify with
Someone above the ground,
Someone who seemed to feel the same,
Someone prepared to lead the way, with
Someone who would die for me.

Will you?
Will you now?
Would you die for me?
Dont you ****in lie.

Dont you step out of line.
Dont you ****in lie.

You've claimed all this time that you would die for me.
Why then are you so surprised when you hear your own eulogy?

You had a lot to say.
You had a lot of nothing to say.

Come down.
Get off your ****in cross.
We need the ****in space to nail the next fool martyr.

To ascend you must die.
You must be crucified
For your sins and your lies. [sic]
Goodbye...

Jules

jezza wrote:

Get the fcuk out of my face u rabid bitch. Im sick of you.
Im a scumbag? Well ur just a frigid internet silly bitch.
Dont bother replying to this because we both cant stand each other, fact established. Now find your ignore button and damn well use it.

wow what a way with words jess... much respect.... and i mean it!

Sparky

with a mortgage?

OMGHolybatdroppingswwwwwwwwhatacharter.











woof

koneko

ATARI JAGUAR FTW

:rolleyes:
Someone seems a bit overly sensitive and takes the internet too seriously. I'll oblige and ignore you.

Respec', Tar, that's totally deep.

amp

with a mortgage?

Now, now girls. No need for the cat fighting. There's nothing here that can't be solved with a lot of whipped cream.

Jack B. Badd

have a steady job

Jello....lots and lots of jello...

Lust4Life

Bring out the Jello Wrestling ring!!!!!!
I think this calls for kiwi banana flavour!!!

Jack B. Badd

have a steady job

Rawr!

Dreamer Girl

jezza wrote:

Get the fcuk out of my face u rabid bitch. Im sick of you.
Im a scumbag? Well ur just a frigid internet silly bitch.
Dont bother replying to this because we both cant stand each other, fact established. Now find your ignore button and damn well use it.

Well I did LOL'd

Great reply jezza. Cat fight on Aisle 483!

rabid bitch Birll!

Sarky

I still think Jezza's a nutbag... >_>

jezza

Good grief! Why on earth you think that?

boneless

I sense negative vibes.... no! Wait! thats my leg I am feeling...


OMG!!! I have a negative vibe in my leg!!! Is this covered in the rules of this forum???

koneko

ATARI JAGUAR FTW

boneless wrote:

OMG!!! I have a negative vibe in my leg!!! Is this covered in the rules of this forum???

I dunno, sounds more like you need to see a doctor about that :eek:

Sarky

I have a SEXY vibe in my leg...

Tar.Aldarion

have a steady job

My third eye, it has awakened.

challengemaster

*spanks tar*

bold boy ;p

Capt'n Midnight

ATARI JAGUAR FTW

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

My third eye, it has awakened.

Hes talking about his Pineal gland

*sniggers*

but if your pineal controls sleep patterns what happens when it's asleep ?

Dutchology

boneless wrote:

I sense negative vibes.... no! Wait! thats my leg I am feeling...


OMG!!! I have a negative vibe in my leg!!! Is this covered in the rules of this forum???

That is because there be a chicken h00mping your leg dear boneless. We've been through this before *sigh*

boneless

Was it something I said????:eek:

funky penguin

/me sweeps

Capt'n Midnight

ATARI JAGUAR FTW

So where exactly is this charter flight going, and where is the drinks trolly ?

meditraitor

have a steady job

How many flies have you killed today?

KnifeWRENCH

ATARI JAGUAR FTW

Capt'n Midnight

ATARI JAGUAR FTW

In before the lock .

KnifeWRENCH

ATARI JAGUAR FTW

Matt Holck

http://www.crypto.com/papers/notes/picking/

SoWatchaWant

Not yet!

brendansmith

http://i35.tinypic.com/dztob9.jpg

smoke.me.a.kipper

oh look. there are newer threads!

Sarky

Suggesting there was more than one Highlander film is bold. You can and will be punished for it.

Sarky

I'm looking into writing out a brand new charter. In the meantime, on the suggestion of cyberwolf77:

KABOOM!

Sarky

O HAI