Things you don't believe

dbnavan

Was just thinking, is there anything that you just don't believe in no matter how much fact people come up with or believe in.

ie, I don't believe in Hypnosis, I have seen it went to a show where my friend was made run around like a dog, but there is something in me just saying no, it was an act. Friend of mine recently gave up cigarettes and says she paid a hypnotherapists to 'cure' her.

My wife's uncle who is a pharmacist and extremely intelligent, wont even entertain the idea of dinosaurs roaming the earth.

A friend of her's also wont believe in Kangaroo's, ridiculous I know but she says they don't exist.

There was a reason I thought of posting this thread earlier, another example while talking to someone but cant remember now what it was.

that someone made this thread?

Ruu_Old

Kanagroos do to exist! Tell your "friend" to expect a call from me Monday morning!

InFront

I can't BELIEVE it's not butter!

Earthhorse

I don't believe people necessarily turn out like their parents.

I don't believe that there's intelligent life on other planets no matter how big the universe is and how much maths you throw at me.

monkeyfudge

I've never been stung by a bee and as such I don't believe that bees actually sting people.

Terry

god. in any form.
seriously, how ****ing stupid do you have to be to believe that crap?

monkeyfudge

Earthhorse wrote:

I don't believe that there's intelligent life on other planets no matter how big the universe us and how much maths you throw at me.

Yep... I'd like to see an example of some intelligent life on this planet before I'd even begin to consider the posibility of it existing on other planets.

Zapho

I don't believe in diets.

Lust4Life

I don't believe people can actually breathe with their head up their arse - and yet they still seem to exist/survive day after day!

MrJoeSoap

julep wrote:

god. in any form.
seriously, how ****ing stupid do you have to be to believe that crap?

Seconded.

NADA

I don't belive certain things exist. Like happiness and other feelings. I cannot touch them so they are just something I made up.

Karoma

I don't believe "global warming" is caused by, or affected in any way by, humankind. It's a natural occurrence.

Sarky

I don't believe in tunaman. He is clearly made up by the government to increase conspiracy apathy.

Karl Hungus

I don't believe ginger kids have souls.

gandalf

Victor Meldrew

Trinity

I dont believe in love at first sight (not to be confused with lust with is very very believable)

I dont believe in only ever having one true love

(this is getting girly)

ok i dont believe that i cant buy my bmw cos the damn insurance is so high

i dont believe that women are the safest drivers

i dont believe that old people who can hardly see should be allowed on the road

Zapp Brannigan

Karl Hungus wrote:

I don't believe ginger kids have souls.

You're correct!!

A girl I went to school with didn't believe in Wolves. :eek:

I don't believe the tale that if you die in a dream, you die in real life. How could anyone know that?

MrJoeSoap

Slurms wrote:

I don't believe the tale that if you die in a dream, you die in real life. How could anyone know that?

It was in The Sun.

Nightwish

Religion..thats all

The Bollox

Slurms wrote:

I don't believe the tale that if you die in a dream, you die in real life. How could anyone know that?

firstly, as MrJoeSoap pointed out, it was in the sun. Secondly, whoever the writer was must have had a hard on for the Matrix. finally, I have died in my dreams and I am (obviously) not dead

MrJoeSoap

Oh, and I don't believe in ghosts, and I don't believe that any other lifeforms out there in the universe will resemble us at all.

Terry

Nightwish wrote:

Religion..thats all

i don't believe emo kids are real. :P

Lust4Life

I don't believe anyone can actually get dressed in the morning and leave the house with a camel toe and just not even realize it! Showoffs!

Nightwish

julep wrote:

i don't believe emo kids are real. :P

I wish emo kids werent real.

The Bollox

I don't believe some people don't masturbate

Dirk Gently

Religion

Gods

that it's not really butter

That Robbie Fowler hasn't got one good season left in him

Fine Gael (sorry dbnavan )

Zapp Brannigan

MrJoeSoap wrote:

It was in The Sun.

Well surely a publication of that standard would not print a bogus story!?

/liverpool fan

MrJoeSoap

Slurms wrote:

Well surely a publication of that standard would not print a bogus story!?

/liverpool fan

No way. They stopped that in the late 80's.

Nehpets

i don't believe in religion
i don't believe that women are the safest drivers

L31mr0d

I don't believe in this whole evolution malarky, unless I see something evolving in front of my eyes I won't believe it... where are all the monkey men?

I don't believe men walked on the moon

I refuse to believe that milk was squeezed out of a cows nipples and that eggs are actually a chickens period... they are mass produced in some factory somewhere.

Adam

God(s)

Religion being anyway beneficial to soceity as a whole.

Hypnosis, extra terrestrials, any supernatural occurances whatsoever.

The Irish football squad.

Nevyn

aliens

monkeyfudge

L31mr0d wrote:

I don't believe in this whole evolution malarky, unless I see something evolving in front of my eyes I won't believe it... where are all the monkey men?

Some of us have boards.ie accounts.

Ruu_Old

I don't believe that pandas can rollerskate.

Simi

God/after-life/all other religious crap generally (seriously I know u don't like the idea of being mortal, but come on.)
Zombie Jesus
Spiderman

Dirk Gently

I don't believe Ruu is as nice as he makes out. I suspect a ned flanders secret history of anger management type thing going on there.

Chakar

Karl Hungus wrote:

I don't believe ginger kids have souls.

*hurt*

I don't believe in religion.

Lust4Life

I don't believe I've mentioned Foil Hats three times tonight in 3 totally different threads!

Ruu_Old

clown bag wrote:

I don't believe Ruu is as nice as he makes out. I suspect a ned flanders secret history of anger management type thing going on there.

Son of a diddly!

Big Ears

Santa Claus , I mean coming down through your chimney :rolleyes: . Chances are if someone is coming down your chimney on Christmas Eve and has a black sack it's a robber .

Rnger

Karoma wrote:

I don't believe "global warming" is caused by, or affected in any way by, humankind. It's a natural occurrence.

Mankind is accelarating global warming therfore we are affecting it. But then theres an arguement: Is it not a natural occurrence that we accelerate it? As in, our very existence is as natural as anything else on this earth

Rnger

L31mr0d wrote:

I don't believe in this whole evolution malarky, unless I see something evolving in front of my eyes I won't believe it... where are all the monkey men?

I didnt believe someone could not believe in evolution till i read this.


oh yeah and religion is a pile of ****

Ruu_Old

Big Ears wrote:

Santa Claus , I mean coming down through your chimney :rolleyes: . Chances are if someone is coming down your chimney on Christmas Eve and has a black sack it's a robber .

He's on boards ya know, don't blow it for the rest of us!

bounty

i dont believe that my speeding could cause an accident

garda love it when you tell them this

\m/_(>_<)_\m/

i don't believe that people moan about putting seats back on planes (another thread)... jjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzuuuuuuuuuuussssss


get a life.

I don’t believe in you



Yep your definitely not real, just look at you for Christ’s sake!

Hagar

I don't believe in anything, why should I?
Something either is or isn't, belief has no bearing on anything.

Sleepy

I don't believe in:

religion
unconditional love
the 'inherrant goodness' of humanity
the childlike notion that all people are born equal
ghosts or the paranormal
anything that is not logically, scientifically or mathematically provable.

EDIT: What Hagar said!

Archeron

I outright refuse to believe that Wesley Snipes and Grace Jones are two different people.

Siogfinsceal

I dont believe in the catholic church (i believe there might be a god)
I dont believe global warming is that big a problem its too cold in ireland anyway and by the time it happens I will be dead so I wont care
I dont believe that kelly byran hasnt had sex in 7 years - madness