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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    no im not but,

    what can i get you?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    I'll take one Clownbag wrapped in a velvet bow, thanks!
    Speedy delivery!



    Wow! Would that be cool or what? hee hee!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    Indeed, a bow won't provide much warmth

    what's for dinner


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    Soup

    Will I be starting work in the dark soon enough?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    think we all will!!!!!!


    why did i arrange dinner in an indian last night!?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    Cos you reckoned your tummy could handle it.

    It couldn't, could it? :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. Ill have to answer that question I saw jules running for the bathroom...

    Q. hope she's alright?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    im ok, well as can be expected, thanks guys


    which would be better water or boiled 7up?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    Ugh, boiled 7up. Just flatten it by stirring it with a fork and let it sit for a while.

    Why the hell can't I think of a question?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,960 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    cos its too damn early!!!

    Why are American English words like 'color', 'favorite', 'savor', etc, missing the letter 'u'?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    Because Americans are dumb and not being able to speak/write English is only one of their faults.

    Soooo sleepy?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,960 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    Nah, i'm up at 5am monday-friday, you get used to it. tomorrow may be different though as i shall be nursing a lovely hangover!!!

    Q: you feeling sleepy?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭chamlis


    Watch your mouth! Our beloved Lusty is American......

    How are you this morning?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    ok i guess.

    how are you, enjoy being corrupted last night!?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    Of course he did, silly question!

    Our cham loves everything corrupt, doesn't he?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,960 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    well he might not like to have his own bum corrupted???

    or would he???


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    Um...I actually can't answer that one. Yet.

    Would it be wrong to start singing Mr. Blue Sky in the office?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. So wrong its right.

    Q. How about singing "Afternoon Delight"?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Only if you have an 18 piece midget orchestra under your desk, that may be too loud.

    Have you any sausages... I'm starving...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    There are no sausages under my desk as far as I can see.

    Will my honey and carrot soup be as fun as it sounds?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,960 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    One portion of bangers & mash en route now monsieur boneless

    Q: so how are you today you mass of gelatinous goo?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Trying to convince myself that I am alive.

    Will there be bangers and mash in hell?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. Yes but the wont be nice.

    Q. My motto's always been when its right, its right! why wait until the middle of a cold dark night?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,960 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    there will indeed, but you will be the bangers & mash being served to a giant pig sleeping on a bed of mashed potato

    have you ever punched a monkey in the kidneys?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. If by punching you mean Hailing then yes i have!

    Q. Why would anyone hurt such a magnificant creature?

    babyonabranch.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    I just don't know...

    aren't orangutan a bite more cute.

    243198090_0992e87ea6.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    oh my god cute....


    so this is what goes on here all day, do any of you guys do any work?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,960 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    no-one, unless it was an evil rat-monkey from sumatra as seen in Peter Jackson's Braindead Sumatranratmonkey.jpg zombie creating b*stard

    Q: Are there a lot of virgins in the Virgin Islands?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    A: dunno

    Q: wanna go and pop a few cherries?

    ps, Jules I took that pic in Dublin zoo, best monkey ever!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    yor mas cherry!!!!


    oh my god thats so mean, cant believe i said that, can you forgive me!?


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