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_Kaiser_

jules80 wrote:

oh yeah right, girl jumps guy, guy laughs in her face, girl is crushed!

thats what every girl wants to live through!

Guys dont like it either ya know but thats the chance you take

Tar.Aldarion

oh yeah right, girl jumps guy, guy laughs in her face, girl is crushed!

thats what every girl wants to live through!

Oh no, you might feel like guys do every night out, for once.
HOW COULD A POOR GIRL BARE THE SHAME.

_Kaiser_

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

Oh no, you might feel like guys do every night out, for once.
HOW COULD A POOR GIRL BARE THE SHAME.

Ok.. how you said it is better!

takola

Feeling a little bitter? Maybe you lot just have crap taste in women!

Adam

*has nothing to do with this whole section*

Jules

oh come on please... yeah sure.. takola can you imagine me jumping who i was talking to you about!

Tar.Aldarion

My taste in women is perfect, smart, funny, sexy, kind, honest, kinky.

takola

I think maybe the guys just need to learn that jumping someone is the wrong way to go about it!

_Kaiser_

Where are these women you speak of?

EDIT: D'oh.. beaten to the post

Jules

yeah but whats sexy to you Tar? or to the other guys?

takola

Good question Kaiser.. Come on Tar, Out with it!

Tar.Aldarion

But if I don't jump them how will I know if they like me?


@jules, it is different for every guy. I just know my tastes, long straight hair, looking like avril lavigne pretty much sums it up!

Adam

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

My taste in women is perfect, smart, funny, sexy, kind, honest, kinky.

I never knew you thought so much of me Tar...

Tar.Aldarion

How did you not know?


/rapes fade_to_frey



Also, these women are all around me, why?

_Kaiser_

hmm.. long hair, generally straight, though curly works if brunette. Nice figure (not much into the super-thin stick insect look) and a nice smile always is a winner.

Jules

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

But if I don't jump them how will I know if they like me?


@jules, it is different for every guy. I just know my tastes, long straight hair, looking like avril lavigne pretty much sums it up!

she is pretty funky alright, but most guys like the tall thin blonde blahblah!!!

ah 3 outta 4 aint bad kaiser

county

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

Also, these women are all around me, why?

it must be your dashing good looks:rolleyes:

Adam

jules80 wrote:

she is pretty funky alright, but most guys like the tall thin blonde blahblah!!!

Nope, not for me...

Tar.Aldarion

Not interested in that at all, everybody is differet. I like tiny girls, so kyute.

_Kaiser_

jules80 wrote:

she is pretty funky alright, but most guys like the tall thin blonde blahblah!!!

me neither.. see above

_Kaiser_

jules80 wrote:

she is pretty funky alright, but most guys like the tall thin blonde blahblah!!!

ah 3 outta 4 aint bad kaiser

Ah but which 3 is the question

GrumPy

Sarky wrote:

To hell with that. Any woman interested in me should just jump me, and save everyone hours of awkwardness, not to mention a fortune in drinks.

That's the finest idea I have ever heard.

That's right ladies, just jump us!!

Jules

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

Not interested in that at all, everybody is differet. I like tiny girls, so kyute.

yeah but not being mean, your a small guy, well not small but like.. you know what i mean!

think i know someone who might suit your very well... eh interesting!

Jules

yeah thats the question all right!

Adam

jules80 wrote:

yeah but not being mean, your a small guy, well not small but like.. you know what i mean!

think i know someone who might suit your very well... eh interesting!

No fair, Tar can't steal all the small chicks, he's taller than me!!

_Kaiser_

jules80 wrote:

yeah thats the question all right!

not straight hair?

Tar.Aldarion

I'm 5'10, I would not call that small as the average female height is 5'5 in Ireland and average male is 5'9.
You do? is her name avril?
also kaiser, stick girls ftw, ok not toooo stick.


You knew my height fade?
what height are you?

Adam

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

I'm 5'10, I would not call that small as the average female height is 5'5 in Ireland and average male is 5'9.
You do? is her name avril?
also kaiser, stick girls ftw, ok not toooo stick.


You knew my height fade?
what height are you?

No but i could tell from the beers pics. Besides, everyone is taller than my 5'7''!

_Kaiser_

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

also kaiser, stick girls ftw, ok not toooo stick.

Exactly.. curves in the right places is the term I believe

Jules

you 5'10.... crap were we the same height! im quite tall though... thank god!

i thought you were a bit shorter..... no disrespect!