Fun and interesting phsyical deformities

Archeron

So does anybody out there have any interesting or fun abnormalities about themselves that they'd like to share with their fellow boardsies?

I have a couple (sadly). My ears are at different heights on my head. Its not really that noticable until I wear sunglasses, but when I do they looked VERY lopsided.

Two of my toes on my right foot are webbed. Thats a bit of a rip, because I get the mutant look, but I dont get to swim any better.

I can dislocate my right arm at will, and swivel it in a really sickening way.(kind of similar to the dude in that video off the song Joop, if anyone remembers that)

Anybody else or am I just a freak?

Femelade

Freak!

Pighead

Sorry freakboy, Pighead just checked and it appears I'm 100 % perfect. Personally I'm quite happy I didn't find any abnormalities but for the purposes of making a worthwhile contribution to this thread it sucks.

Adam

Thread title sounds very tasteless!

FlutterinBantam

yes it is ... totally tasteless...

biko

I can wiggle my ears.

Oh and I am very ugly if that's a deformity

Ruu_Old

*points at Archeron and sniggers* I'm with Pighead here, flawless.

Pighead

Ruu wrote:

*points at Archeron and sniggers* I'm with Pighead here, flawless.

High Five Ruu. Its not easy being this damn perfect. Good to know Pighead isn't on his own here.

scojones

I can fart with my eyes.

Pocari Sweat

I've got elephantitis on me knob.

Tar.Aldarion

I thought I imagined that smell emanating from your sockets.
Nothing weird about my sexy body.

Deer

The size of my arse apparently is quite noteworthy

Pighead

sjones wrote:

I can fart with my eyes.

That is truly a gift from the Gods sjones. Pighead thinks you should have celebrated sharing that miracle with us by making it your 4000th post.

Pocari Sweat

Yes, but is it fun and interesting?

cornbb

I can blow snot out through my tearducts if I blow my nose hard enough.

Adam

cornbb wrote:

I can blow snot out through my tearducts if I blow my nose hard enough.

You're all sick.

Except Ruu and Pighead.

Pighead

Pocari Sweat wrote:

I've got elephantitis on me knob.

So you've got a parasitic cock? Sick for you buddy. Don't worry, modern medicine is advancing at an astonishing rate. Stay strong buddy.

scojones

Pighead wrote:

That is truly a gift from the Gods sjones. Pighead thinks you should have celebrated sharing that miracle with us by making it your 4000th post.

Aye, now my 4000th post is going to be arse! Thanks Pighead.

I'll demonstrate it sometime!

tbh

Archeron wrote:

I have a couple (sadly). My ears are at different heights on my head. Its not really that noticable until I wear sunglasses, but when I do they looked VERY lopsided.

me too man. I spent about €500 on sunnies over the years, till I discovered the cheapest oakley ones fit a treat!

Archeron

Ruu wrote:

*points at Archeron and sniggers* I'm with Pighead here, flawless.

Having a skin flap pouch full of mucus does not make you perfect Ruu!!

Apologies for the bad taste thread title, no offense intended.

Dragan

Sadly i lack the physical abnormalities of Archeron and Tbh, but i also lack the physical perfection of Ruu and Pighead.

Dammit.

Siogfinsceal

i can bend my thumb backwards the wrong way. I can also bend it back til it touches my wrist.
I can do the lotus position and swing on my hands or stand on my knees

I can touch my nose with my tongue

monkeyfudge

I have a vestigial tail.

It's long and hairy and thrashes about the place when I get angry.

Aard

Long piano-playin' fingers.

Terry

I'm ugly.

Tar.Aldarion

How does that make you different from 99% of boards users?

Terry

I'm really ugly.

Gone West

julep wrote:

I'm really ugly.

how does that make you different from 98% of boards users?

Tar.Aldarion

You take one down, pass it around, put csg back up on the wall.

Pompey Magnus

Both my elbows have been dislocated since birth (I was yanked out by an animal of a widewife apparently) and I can't straighten them fully. For some reason nobody realised it until I was twelve as I couldn't straighten my arms to collect Holy Communion for my confirmation. It isn't very noticeable and makes me fierce hard to beat in arm wrestling .

Pocari Sweat

As well as me elephant trunk knob which I have to tuck into my ankle socks, I have the misfortune also of having 2 big hairy coconuts for balls.

I harvest a lot of white milky fluid from my coconut balls though, and I am told it is quite nutritious by friends and neighbours who all regularly drink the many pints of it that I get every day from them.

Pythia

My jaw is asymmetric, my ears are at different heights on my head, one of my legs is a tiny bit shorter than the other, my tongue is extremely long, I can stand on a low stool and touch the ground without bending my knees, I have flat feet. All I can think of.

LadyJ

None that I can think of.

I'm practically perfect in every way...

Except for those giant feelers on my head.

Tar.Aldarion

And my giant feelers on your ass.


I forgot, I have flat feet and a bone sticking out of my knee from playing too much sport.

LadyJ

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

And my giant feelers on your ass.

Eeewwww. Ya big feeler!

Tar.Aldarion

I'll introduce you to them tomorrow at the beers. Lovely chaps really!

Doomspell

Nothing, well I always have freckles. Even in Winter. I also have really long eyelashes, but I see that as more of a good thing.

Tar.Aldarion

So did I, when I was young women were always like, I wish I had your eyelashes. Got some ribbing about that one.

Doomspell

awh poor tar! thats really fuuny though:D

smallpaws

I have a tongue almost as long as Gene Simmons' tongue.

scojones

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

You take one down, pass it around, put csg back up on the wall.

Haha, say that to her tomorrow. >_>

wheres me jumpa

Ive got a freckle on my eyelid. You can only see it when I close my eye. So when you find me closing my eyes in your company you know I am truly comfortable with your presence.

Terry

i have yet to meet someone with a perfectly symetrical face.

Doomspell wrote:

Nothing, well I always have freckles. Even in Winter. I also have really long eyelashes, but I see that as more of a good thing.

are freckles a physical deformity?
if so, then colour me deformed. only on my arms, shoulders and face though.

Smellyirishman

So, I got a new camera this week and what better way to put it to use than to show off my physical deformalities.

I have some of this on my stomach. It's a birthmark, used to be completly blood red and covered the whole area, it has faded over the years.

One of these things. Haha, bet you wish you didn't click that.

And a hand like this. (Some people say I have big hands, that's a 20 inch Dell screen)

Well there you go, I don't know why I made this post.....

iFight

I have a webbed toe Just one

Terry

meh. my hands are bigger.

please remove the nipple pic.
i don't know the official stance on this, but i'm sure someone wll be offended.

Smellyirishman

You think that's my nipple! :eek:

It's a bellybutton, is that acceptable?!

Terry

that's your belly button?

no. that's just wrong.
that's not even an outie. it's a third nipple in the wrong place.
you could actually breast feed someone with that.

Smellyirishman

I don't want to know what your own/wifes/girlfriends/previous partners nipples look like to lead you to that conclusion.

Does this call for a new thread; Is my bellybutton and outie or a third nipple?

It has been operated on (Hence the entry points you can see underneath it) so that's why it's a little more funky than average. Plus you never see an outie that close up!

tovalee

my eyes dont match, my jaw makes a popping noise and if i stick anything in my ear i go into a coughing fit.


on the upside smellyirishman, no bellybutton lint issues for you!

Smellyirishman

tovalee wrote:

if i stick anything in my ear i go into a coughing fit.

on the upside smellyirishman, no bellybutton lint issues for you!

I do the coughing thing too, someone told me it's because I put the buds down too far..... but it feels so good!

Yep no lint issues (not even blue lint), but I have to deal with people thinking my bellybutton is a nipple, or that I am an alien, although that one stopped in ~first year!