Amusing car acronyms

ianobrien

Recently, my brother asked me a question

"What does "TRD" mean on the back of a car? Does it mean that the car is a Turd?"

I was wondering is there any more amusing car acronyms out there (eg Ashtray for Astra, etc)

byte

Toyota Racing Development?

Revelation Joe

FIAT - Fix It Again Tomorrow
FORD - Fix Or Repair Daily
LOTUS - Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious

mikedragon32

FIAT - Found in a tip

Pontiac - Poor old n***er thinks it's a Cadillac

Ashtray for Astra isn't an acronym btw.

digweed

FORD - Found On Road Dead.
FIAT - F*&K It All Together

D.

Fey!

BMW - Bad Mannered W****r

MG - Motor Gone

Black
Mans
Willy

The tax man

AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
All Un-informed Drivers Insulted
All Unnecessary Devices Installed

BMW
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster

BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer

CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips:D

DODGE
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

FORD
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road, Dead
Fast Only Rolling Downhill

GM
General Maintenance



HONDA
Had One Never Did Again
Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else.

HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive?

Jaguar
* Just A Guess U Are Rich

Jeep
* Just Empty Every Pocket
* Just Expect Every Problem
* Just Eats Every Penny
* Junk Everyone Eventually Piles

Kia
* Keep Inside Asia

MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

MITSUBISHI
* May Involve Turbos, Suck Unless Boost Is Seriously High Inside

NISSAN
* Need I Say Something About Nothing
* Never In Season Simply A No-show

OLDSMOBILE
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday.
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment

SAAB
Send Another Automobile Back

TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW
Virtually Worthless

maidhc

The tax man wrote:

MITSUBISHI
* May Involve Turbos, Suck Unless Boost Is Seriously High Inside

A strange character wrote into Top Gear magazine a few years ago to say Mitsubishi was actually an acronym for "Sh1tibumsi".

unkel

Deleted User wrote:

Black
Mans
Willy

ROFL, never saw that one before

Maybe that's why BMW drivers have more sex than any other drivers?

Guy:Incognito

Germans from outside baveria call BMW, Bayerische Mist Wagen

unkel

Brings
Me
Women

Gone West

maidhc wrote:

A strange character wrote into Top Gear magazine a few years ago to say Mitsubishi was actually an acronym for "Sh1tibumsi".

word is anagram

unkel

Damn you, Pandora Google:

Bangle
muss
weg

Busen
müssen
wackeln

Black
Man's
Wish

Big
Money
Wasted

Bob Marley & the Wailers

Babe Magnet Wunderbike

Bad Man's Wheels

Basic Marin Wheels

Badly Made Wobbler

Bad Marriage Wagon

Bald Middle-aged White guy

Bank Manager Willing

Bankcard/Mastercard Welcome

Barbarian Motor Works

Barely Moving Wreck

Bavarian Manure Wagon

Bavarian Marriage Wrecker

Bavarian Money Wagens

Bavarian Motorcycles (for) Wimps

Bavarian Motorcycling Wonder

Bavarian Milk Wagon

Bavarian Murder Weapon

Be My Weapon

Be My Wife

Be My Wings

Beats Me Why

Beats Mere Walking

Beats Most Winnebagos

Beats Most Women

Beast Made Whole

Beautiful Mechanical Wonders

Been Mighty Wobbly (circa /5)

Been Mighty Worryfree

Been Months Waiting

Beer,Motorcycles,Women

Bent Meeting Wall (in the case of my R90/6)

Best Machine (on) Wheels

Best Man Wins

Best Motor Works

Best Motorcycles (in the) World

Best Motorcycle Worldwide

Best Motorsport Weapon

Beyond My Wages

Big Manly Willy

Big Mean Woman

Big Mean Whore

Big Metal Wastage

Big Middleclass Wagon

Big Money Wasted

Big Money Waster

Big Money Withdrawal

Big Money Worries

Big Monthly Wage

Big Mutha Wheelie

Bikes Made Weird

Bikes Made well

Bike Might Wheelie

Bike Moves Well

Bite My Wallet

Bikers More Wise

Bikes Made Weird

Bings May Work

Bitch Moan & Whine

Bite My Weiner

Black mit White

Blew My Wad

Bloody Magic Wheels

Blow Money Willingly

Blue mit White

Bob Marley and the Wailers

Bodacious Moto-Woman

Boobs Made Welcome

Boring Motorcycle Works

Borrow Money Weekly

Bowel Moving Wonder

Break My Wallet

Break My Window (car)

Break My Windshield

Breaks Most Wrenches

Bring Many Wrenches

Bring Me Women

Bring Me (a) Wrecker

Bring Mechanic With (you)

Bring Money in Wallet

Bring Money With

Bring More Wampum

Bring More Warsteiner

Bring More Weinerschnitzel

Bring More Wine

Bringing More Weight

Bring My Wallet

Brings Me Women

British Mini Works

Broke Man Walking

Broke My Wrench

Broken Money Waster

Broken Motor Works

Buff My Woddie

Built My Way

Bunch (of) Maintenance Work

Bunch (of) Money Wasted

Burning Melting Wreck

Burns Men's Wallets

Bust My Wallet

But (it) Might Work

But (the) Motor's Weird

Buxom Machine Waiting...(Jugs)

Bring Mich Werkzeug,.......means Bring me tools

Basteln Mit Wonne

Bei Mercedes Weggeschmissen

Bin Masslos Wichtig

Brett Mit Warzen

Bring Mich Werkstatt

Bring Mir Werkszeug Bumse Mich Weider

junkyard

You've got a lot of time on your hands there unkel.;)

unkel

junkyard wrote:

You've got a lot of time on your hands there unkel.;)

Only the second break I've had in a decade. I beg of you, please don't draw any female attention to it

Our man in Havana

Stekelly wrote:

Germans from outside baveria call BMW, Bayerische Mist Wagen

Roffle! (use google to look up the meaning of mist)

A rare case of a sense of humor from the Germans.

\m/_(>_<)_\m/

Deleted User wrote:

Black
Mans
Willy

unkel wrote:

ROFL, never saw that one before

Maybe that's why BMW drivers have more sex than any other drivers?

i heard that one before, very good...

and your right... BMW drivers do have more sex than any other drivers... but that's only because all other drivers are not into black men's willy's like BMW drivers.

el tel

I remember seeing a Ford Escort special edition - black with some gold decals - with a little 'Cayman' graphic on the back. Some comedian using Tipp-Ex changed the 'C' to look like a 'G'...

Good to see that Porsche has taken up the mantle again:)

Fey!

\m/_(>_<)_\m/ wrote:

i heard that one before, very good...

and your right... BMW drivers do have more sex than any other drivers... but that's only because all other drivers are not into black men's willy's like BMW drivers.

D'Oh. Your sooooooooooooo funnie!

ianobrien

byte wrote:

Toyota Racing Development?

I know that, but I think that "Turd" suits the 1.4 Corollas that the badge is stuck on, especially with the stupid bodykits!

peasant

Basteln Mit Wonne

tinker with glee

Bei Mercedes Weggeschmissen

thrown away at Mercedes's

Bin Masslos Wichtig

I'm unmeasurably important

Bring Mich Werkstatt

take me garage

AJ!

ianobrien wrote:

I know that, but I think that "Turd" suits the 1.4 Corollas that the badge is stuck on, especially with the stupid bodykits!

And 'ashtray' would suit the Astra?

andreas_220D

Stekelly wrote:

Germans from outside baveria call BMW, Bayerische Mist Wagen

or: "Bin mal Werkstatt" which means "Bring Me Workshop"

junkyard

Hey! Enough of all this BMW bashing, Mercedes aren't all that great either, or Fiat, or Alfa Romeo, or VW, or................;)

unkel

junkyard wrote:

Hey! Enough of all this BMW bashing

I posted most of the BMW acronyms. Deliberate pre-emptive strike

It's obviously bringing out a lot of emotions from people that let themselves be overcome by the green-eyed begrudgery monster. People who will never make it past cheap-sh!te econoboxes themselves

junkyard

Here here, I couldn't have said it better myself unkel.:D
I think its time we start a larger car forum here, what about it mods, and we could leave the company car group alone.;)

Sonnenblumen

junkyard wrote:

Here here, I couldn't have said it better myself unkel.:D
I think its time we start a larger car forum here, what about it mods, and we could leave the company car group alone.;)

Goodluck with your Hedgehog Forum!

junkyard

Sonnenblumen wrote:

Goodluck with your Hedgehog Forum!

Surely you mean quality car forum, jealousy is a terrible thing, it eats you up you know Sonnenblumen.;)

prospect

B M TroubleYou

fletch

Fiesta ST (as in Sanitary Towel)

peasant

Opel Kadettillac

colm_mcm

Subarus "STI" branding always makes me giggle

"Hey, I've got an STI"

Or BMW's old "TDS" badging on its diesel engines

Hotblack Desiato

unkel wrote:

I posted most of the BMW acronyms. Deliberate pre-emptive strike

You forgot this one though:

Baader-Meinhof Wagen :eek:

unkel

ninja900 wrote:

Baader-Meinhof Wagen

:eek: I remember the RAF from when I was (very) young, but not the connection with Beamers / Mercs

Bloody hypocrites, the bunch of them, they should have stolen Ladas only. Nothing "Rot" about premium cars from Bavaria