beer goggles

youthacademy

Hey,
we've all done it, half two comes and goes, too many pints deep and your looking for lovin, at this time of the morning women tend to look 2x as good as normal, sometimes 5x's. the next mornin you wake up, and sh1t "who the hell is this".

any amusing stories out there from an experience such as this, to keep us entertained this morning??

SteamTrean

It's natural sunlight. When it streams in the window at 9am on to his/her face it shows you all the blemishes and highlights the smeared makeup and messed hair. All this whilst (s)he sleeps, breathing heavily.. maybe even snoring. eeek! "Hi .. eh.. I have to go...... to the ..gym now .. so I'll see you later"

The Hill Billy

youthacademy wrote:

the next mornin you wake up, and sh1t "who the hell is this".

Yet another good reason to keep a bottle of whiskey under your pillow.

youthacademy wrote:

any amusing stories out there from an experience such as this, to keep us entertained this morning??

"Amusing"? No.

"Oh-Mother-of-Jebus-I'll-Gnaw-My-Own-Arm-Off-Swiftly-But-Quietly-Before-It-Wakes!" Yes.

Femelade

I remember a female member of Boards.ie posting something similar to this a while back and getting a very hard time because of it...wonder how people will take this post....

JungleBunny

Ah yes, that classic "walk of shame" at 8am, after waing up beside some hiddeous creatue. You look like sh!t and everyone that passes you on the street knows exactly what you have been up to

Tobias Greeshman

Femmy wrote:

I remember a female member of Boards.ie posting something similar to this a while back and getting a very hard time because of it...wonder how people will take this post....

Yes Femmy we all remember, we don't want to mention names but most of us know who she is. Wonder how long before she'll come on here and post her usual drivel.

Femelade

So, this youthacademy can post something along the same lines as this unnamed poster and there's nothing said. But when she posted it, 4-5 pages within an hour slagging her..?
come on!

Lone Wolf

JungleBunny wrote:

Ah yes, that classic "walk of shame" at 8am, after waing up beside some hiddeous creatue. You look like sh!t and everyone that passes you on the street knows exactly what you have been up to

You walk with your head held in shame as apposed to the lucky b***ard who's walking home with a smile on his face know, head held high waiting to be congratulated by his mates for that gorgeous girl he got!!! I really hate those smug fcukers!!!

*Ahem* I mean I've never experienced the walk of shame :rolleyes:

Caco

Femmy wrote:

So, this youthacademy can post something along the same lines as this unnamed poster and there's nothing said. But when she posted it, 4-5 pages within an hour slagging her..?
come on!

I agree, if you dont like someone/their topics or posts- dont bother posting in their threads just for the sake of slaggin them!
(Though I dont have much knowledge on the situation and am only assuming who you're talking about?!?)

I remember a while ago I got myself in a situation like that. A quick txt to a friend, a phonecall from them and a very one-sided conversation with them along the lines of them saying, "So, where are you?" and me saying "Yeah yeah, I'll meet you there in 5 minutes!". I was on my way again.

Very awkward. No one-night stands ever again for me.

Splinter

Deleted User wrote:

I remember a while ago I got myself in a situation like that. A quick txt to a friend, a phonecall from them and a very one-sided conversation with them along the lines of them saying, "So, where are you?" and me saying "Yeah yeah, I'll meet you there in 5 minutes!". I was on my way again.

Very awkward. No one-night stands ever again for me.

was the other side of that conversation your friend wetting themselves? i know i'd be doing that if the roles were reversed

youthacademy

femmy, i dont know why ye're one got abuse for posting a thread like this, if you dont like it, no-one said you have to be here, after all its just for a bit of banter so you might keep your negative opinions to yourself please.

youthacademy

Lone Wolf wrote:

You walk with your head held in shame as apposed to the lucky b***ard who's walking home with a smile on his face know, head held high waiting to be congratulated by his mates for that gorgeous girl he got!!! I really hate those smug fcukers!!!

*Ahem* I mean I've never experienced the walk of shame :rolleyes:

well not neccessarily, alot of the time he goes back to his mates rippin the piss out of him, cause alot of the time its bad news for him, for whatever reason!!

The Sweeper

I've never done the walk of shame.

I have done the walk of "Man that was some bad sex, where the hell am I, excuse me, you washing your car on a Sunday morning, where do I get the bus back into town, I need a shower oooo look coke and pringles, excellent!"

youthacademy

youthacademy wrote:

Hey,
we've all done it, half two comes and goes, too many pints deep and your looking for lovin, at this time of the morning women tend to look 2x as good as normal, sometimes 5x's. the next mornin you wake up, and sh1t "who the hell is this".

any amusing stories out there from an experience such as this, to keep us entertained this morning??

I started a thread on something this and was publicly stoned

Femmy

Femmy wrote:

So, this youthacademy can post something along the same lines as this unnamed poster and there's nothing said. But when she posted it, 4-5 pages within an hour slagging her..?
come on!

yep that was me



and to contribute man your a legend, tbh it happens

MAJD thats a good vivd description!!

youthacademy

coolsmileygirl wrote:

I started a thread on something this and was publicly stoned

yeah so i'm hearing, theres someone goin on about that alright, didn't realise when originally posting, maybe now is your chance to say what you wanted to??

Kiera

coolsmileygirl wrote:

yep that was me

I think your wording was a lot different to the OP.
Its usually the way you word things that makes people slate you, its not necessarily the topic.

youthacademy

youthacademy wrote:

yeah so i'm hearing, theres someone goin on about that alright, didn't realise when originally posting, maybe now is your chance to say what you wanted to??

Oh and go on, read the past thread see what you think
I still have the bruises from the stones
oh yeah and what made it worse I was drunk and still in shock when I posted:D meh like I said it happens

Kiera Quote:
I think your wording was a lot different to the OP.
It’s usually the way you word things that makes people slate you, it’s not necessarily the topic.


I should get English and grammar lessons then!

Kiera

coolsmileygirl wrote:

Kiera Quote:
I think your wording was a lot different to the OP.
It’s usually the way you word things that makes people slate you, it’s not necessarily the topic.


I should get English and grammar lessons then!

For once i wasnt having a go. Its all about the wording, CSG.

Femelade

youthacademy wrote:

femmy, i dont know why ye're one got abuse for posting a thread like this, if you dont like it, no-one said you have to be here, after all its just for a bit of banter so you might keep your negative opinions to yourself please.

I wasnt having a go at you or your thread.
I was just wondering if the opinions would be different for your thread than they were for CSG's thread. And low and behold, they were.

LadyJ

coolsmileygirl wrote:

I should get English and grammar lessons then!

Just make sure you get English grammar lessons so.
Otherwise,you will,problems with your sentences,be having.

Femmy

Femmy wrote:

I wasnt having a go at you or your thread.
I was just wondering if the opinions would be different for your thread than they were for CSG's thread. And low and behold, they were.

there all just racist!:p

^^^^^^^^^^^

pisstake comment!

jester77

I've had a few of them nights alright! One of the worst was coming out of the club on my own to go home, (only lived 2 mins from this particular club). Was fairly wasted and there was a girl standing outside. I said something, she said something back and 10 mins later we were in my bed, think that was my quickest ever 0 to 60! Woke up the next morning thinking what the hell, plus it was time to go to work. Stepped over her in the bed, grabbed a towel and went for a shower wondering how I could get rid of her. Stepping out of the shower I heard the front door close, relief!!

Think my friends was one of the funniest! Ended up going back to some girls house who lived in an apt in the city center. Clothes were ripped off sprawled on the floor and up the stairs. They got into her bedroom and my mate started to sober up and come to his senses. He told her he had to go to the bathroom, left the bedroom quickly gathering up his clothes as he legged it towards the door. He ran out onto the street in his boxers much to the amusement of everyone around!!

youthacademy

coolsmileygirl wrote:

Oh and go on, read the past thread see what you think
I still have the bruises from the stones
oh {/QUOTE]

where do i find it??

r3nu4l

Never went home with a "walk of shame" type of woman but I do remember dancing with two "stunners" on the dancefloor of a London nightclub, giving it loads, much like Jack Black in Shallow Hal, only to see a photo of the girls the next day and wonder how I could have been so wrong.

Don't get me wrong, they were really nice, friendly girls and I met up with them a few times afterwards for drinks but they were so far away from the type of girl I like, yet I remember thinking at the time "Man, these girls are so hot!"

Edit: Yep, I agree with Femmy on this other sub-thread that's going on here! No need for nastiness just because of who posted it. That said, I also think Kiera is right, a little more careful wording in a post can save you from a flaming or stoning! I've posted drubken ramblings on another board and lived (just about) to regret it

LadyJ

Worst thing to happen when walking home after a one night stand is running into a group of builders.

Worst morning ever.

Ruu_Old

coolsmileygirl wrote:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2054891784

That thread doesn't make any sense, it has been ghosted. :eek:

Femelade

LadyJ wrote:

Worst thing to happen when walking home after a one night stand is running into a group of builders.

Worst morning ever.

lol, i can imagine.
i remember, every friday morning during college, no matter where you ended up, the following morning you always bumped into at least a dozen people, all dolled up, but hair all scraggy and panda eyed girls wandering the streets too. Ye always just gave eachother "the look" which kinda says...lets never speak of this...

LadyJ

LadyJ wrote:

Worst thing to happen when walking home after a one night stand is running into a group of builders.

Worst morning ever.

yeah last nite's clothes :eek:

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Its not the walk of shame its the stride of pride...

A mate an I once pulled two sisters and we were all sleeping in their sitting room, at about 8am his alarm goes off and he picks up the fone and goes "what? ok ill be there in 5 minutes" and runs out of the room... leaving me... the pr!ck...

youthacademy

ha, jesus that was harsh goin, keira is right though i'd say , was just the wording is all!

well your situation requires a bit of thought, you see i'm on about beer goggles which means more often then not you wake up next to a manatee, you appeared to have scored, i'd be satisfied with my nights work if i was you, just a pity you cant remember da sex, he must not have been something to remember in the sack!!

Nevyn

Kiera wrote:

I think your wording was a lot different to the OP.
Its usually the way you word things that makes people slate you, its not necessarily the topic.

I disagree it was the fact that in that thread CSG mentioned that she had not been careful with herself in reguards to her personal safety and her sexual health.
Personally I would not care if a person had all the one night stands in the world if that is what they wanted and while I may think it unwise and personally unforfilling I would not be judgemental as long as they looked out for themselves and practiced safer sex.

Why is it a walk of shame ?
Tis not like you had to do it in a superman costume < looks about for a certian poster>

Yes some morning it could be the sex was crap you didnt sleep and you are still hung over and getting home is an endurance test but usually the looks you get in your going out goth clothes on a sunday morning as all the old ladys come gossiping out mass can be such fun as you smile and wave at them.

If it has been a fun ecounter then it is the sexy satisfied sasay home.
Crappy or classy it is up to you how you live your life.

dahooligan

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2054850743



I knew I had seen this thread somewhere before!!!!!

Red Alert

always the stride of pride for me... but not before a pitstop at the first cafe i see.

Femelade

dahooligan wrote:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2054850743



I knew I had seen this thread somewhere before!!!!!

ah, good ol' SS...

LikeOhMyGawd!

youthacademy wrote:

Hey,
we've all done it, half two comes and goes, too many pints deep and your looking for lovin, at this time of the morning women tend to look 2x as good as normal, sometimes 5x's. the next mornin you wake up, and sh1t "who the hell is this".

any amusing stories out there from an experience such as this, to keep us entertained this morning??

Yore Ma!

Femelade

LikeOhMyGawd! wrote:

Yore Ma!

like OMG that was so funny.

Tar.Aldarion

LadyJ wrote:

Worst thing to happen when walking home after a one night stand is running into a group of builders.

Worst morning ever.

Hey, I did offer you a lift you know.
Women!

One night stands aren't worth the awkwardness of the next morning. It's usually a case of, "uhm, wheres my pants?"

cance

Beer,

getting ugly girls laid since 1814.

magpie

Nobody here seems to go for the morning after 'seconds'? In for a penny and all that....

dr.bollocko

Thats true, Though I guess thats the glory of the beer goggles, and 2nd helpings arent gonna make an ugly girl any prettier, or the story any easier to forget.

Though the suggestion about keeping a bottle of whiskey under the bed just in case is a great one.
But I do that anyway.

Splinter

magpie wrote:

Nobody here seems to go for the morning after 'seconds'? In for a penny and all that....

and how many people will have done it the next morning and not admitted it??

layke

Does running and screaming count as a walk of shame?

Femelade

splinter wrote:

and how many people will have done it the next morning and not admitted it??

i'll admit it.;)

magpie

i'll admit it.

Attagirl - remember you can't be tried for the same crime twice

Pighead

Pighead always goes in for early morning seconds. But then again I'm a hideous looking excuse of a man so why wouldn't I?

layke

layke wrote:

Does running and screaming count as a walk of shame?

No, thats just scary.

Though impossibly funny to watch. Especially if ya left a cloud of smoke in the shape of you and a hole in the wall.

Red Alert

i did once give her a nice big mug of tea before she left.

Terry

the worst is when she comes back to your place and doesn't leave until 5 the next day.
you can't really tell her to get the fudge out of there.