Key hanging from a tree by the Pav

nikolaitr

I saw a key with a Simpson's design on it hanging off a tree by the Pav...there a story behind it? Just thought it looked weird

John

That unlocks the hidden brothel and opium den usually reserved for scholars and fellows. Must have been lost in a fit of gratuitous carnality.

Pet

Heh, I thought it said "kev hanging from a tree" and I wondered who he'd offended now.

Crash

yeah i read that too hehe

Gone West

nikolaitr wrote:

Key hanging from a tree by the Pav

woah. I read that as "Kev"
....
Its late I should go to bed.

arbeitsscheuer

Yeah I initially thought it said "Kev" as well! They say that this sort of mistake reveals something about your subconscious, but damned if I know what that something is...

On-topic: Maybe it's part of an elaborate (and no doubt excessively romantic) method of asking someone for their hand in marriage.

shay_562

On-topic: Maybe it's part of an elaborate (and no doubt excessively romantic) method of asking someone for their hand in marriage.

I was going to post that anything involving a Simpsons keyring doesn't sound all that romantic. Then it occured to me that I would instantly marry anyone who proposed to me with a Simpsons keyring outside a pub, regardless of age, gender or attractiveness, on the grounds that I had met my soulmate. So I guess that's actually a pretty plausible theory. Go Seb!

Time Magazine

shay_562 wrote:

I was going to post that anything involving a Simpsons keyring doesn't sound all that romantic. Then it occured to me that I would instantly marry anyone who proposed to me with a Simpsons keyring outside a pub, regardless of age, gender or attractiveness, on the grounds that I had met my soulmate. So I guess that's actually a pretty plausible theory. Go Seb!

Am I the only one who thought "Kev" while reading that?

shay_562

Am I the only one who thought "Kev" while reading that?

...in what sense?

(I'm trying to gauge whether me, Kev or both of us is being insulted)

Pet

I feel much more abstract now.

xeduCat

The y in 'key' looks like a v because it is underlined (link):

key VS key

Crash

That was very educational daithai, thank you.

Awayindahils

Pet wrote:

I feel much more abstract now.

You're on your way to becoming an arts student.

arbeitsscheuer

Awayindahils wrote:

You're on your way to becoming an arts student.

*shudders*

It's cringeworthy 'cos it's true.

Nothingcompares

Just like to say I'm very upset by this thread.

Bartron Prime

There is nothing wrong with being an Arts student. Apart from the.... Okay okay. We're all screwed. Especially me: "Why yes, we here at ExxonMobil would be delighted to make you our new C.E.O. The clincher was your high II.II in Single Honors History"

Scarily, why do I think that could actually happen? Momma, oil companies frighten me...

Time Magazine

shay_562 wrote:

...in what sense?

I'm not insulting either of you btw. It's just you said you'd instantly marry someone who proposed to you yadda yadda yadda, and I imagined Kev doing it for the craic.

shay_562

Oh, right so. I'm so used to picking apart everything you say to search for insults I tend not to notice when you're, you know, just talking.

Bartronilic

why do hate this kev guy that you want him dead?

Nothingcompares

I think it's because he's a homosexual black man.

Pet

I think it's cos he's a psychopath, but I really like to poke his navel, it's great fun, he giggles like a girl.

John

Nothingcompares wrote:

I think it's because he's a homosexual black man.

He's black but his willy's white

Pet

John2 wrote:

He's black but his willy's white

Is it big though?

John

No, being a white man's willy it's tiny.

Crash

I question that last statement...

John

A stereotypical white man's willy. Like Kev's.

Nothingcompares

it's bigger than yours!

Stargal

*hears a loud clunk as new depths are reached in the tcd forum*

Pet

I was going to post a "plumbing"-related pun, but it was too cringeworthy, even for me.