Adam's Birthday Festival (New Beer Thread)

dahamsta

I've had enough of that other beer thread, with it's ludicrous suggestions such as my not being the most offensive person on the planet and what-not. I've never heard such nonsense in all my life.

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adam

Owen

Sorry Adam,

I'll be playing that night with the ol' band. I'd a Wedding committed to that night also, but hey, them's the breaks. The joys of playing 20 nights in the same month

How old are you now? 28?

dahamsta

104 ned. Looking well, eh?

Tree

PARTAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

and minty green drinks!

JohnK

Feck! I wont be there I'm afraid . I'll be getting trollied at my leaving work drinks though so I'll be there in spirit

dahamsta

I think at this stage you just don't like us any more John.

Where are you heading to?

adam

JohnK

Ken Shabby wrote:

I think at this stage you just don't like us any more John.

Finally!!!! I've been trying to get that across for a while now

Ken Shabby wrote:

Where are you heading to?

adam

I'm doing contracting from home until mid~late september then heading off to Oz for a year :cool:

Tree

awww john where'll your work drinks be?

JohnK

Tree wrote:

awww john where'll your work drinks be?

Dont know yet, its still undecided.

Tree

ideally near ours perhaps?

JohnK

We'll see . I'll be trying to pick a place with universal appeal in order to maximise attendance.

dahamsta

Me, obviously.

(Oh, sorry, I thought you said you were looking for a person with universal appeal in order to maximise attendance. Silly me!)

adam

Blitzkrieger

Jebus! I'm usually too lazy to even text people to go to the pub for my birthday. I'd never have the gumption to do a whole festival. I have to work that day so ph34r my tardiness.

Tree

Ill be working til nine so i shall be fashionably late

Ken Bedraggled

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Tree

i was gonna text ya bout it, so where we off to? my friend jack b. badd is joinin us

Jack B. Badd

Woohoo me! God, I need a drink...

Tree

You and me both sister

Jack B. Badd

Rat-arsed it is then!

Tree

BY THE BY, jack is a big pervy perv perv :D:D don't sit near her lest you catch it!!

Tree

Pervs ftw then i suppose

Fysh

"PERVS FTW!" : The official motto of Adam's birthday festival. (And all future events attended by pretty much any of us, I should imagine...)

x w62CE t4

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Tree

ill bring a permanent marker and we can tatoo it to the foreheads of teh pervier amongst us

x w62CE t4

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Fysh

So that'll be pretty much you and me then, yeah Tree?

In fact, no, you should have "Sweetmeats for all!" written on your forehead (though admittedly it'll have to be quite small writing to fit on there)

Tree

SWEATMEATS FOR ALL

ill cook em if ye bring em

Blitzkrieger

Tree wrote:

ill bring a permanent marker and we can tatoo it to the foreheads of teh pervier amongst us

Finally a chance to wear my "Bad Little Ponygirl" outfit in public.....




*cough

Tree

Blitzkrieger wrote:

Finally a chance to wear my "Bad Little Ponygirl" outfit in public.....




*cough

\o/
someone bring a camera!! possibly someone should consider bringing the whips and chains too... mine got confiscated

Jack B. Badd

Oh and I'm the perv, yeah?! Sure, blame the perviness on Jack! Ye perverts!

x w62CE t4

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JaneHudson

So where are ye going? I might drop by.

JohnK

They're going to be in the Franciscan Well I think.

Tree

iki health beer ftw

Jack B. Badd

Health beer?!

Tree

yup, japanese beer called iki, they serve it in the fransican well


my tummy is rebelling

Jack B. Badd

Not that healthy then...mwhahahahaha...!

Tree

since when did you think i drank beer?
the birthday boy got to have it.

i on the other hand had too much cider and too little sleep

Jack B. Badd

Penance for the "boobage!" perhaps?

Tree

i dont think you got a full dose of that :S

Jack B. Badd

Lucky me!

Tree

Jack B. Badd wrote:

Lucky me!

lucky??? more like unlucky to have not encountered the wonderous softness

Jack B. Badd

Tree wrote:

lucky??? more like unlucky to have not encountered the wonderous softness

Someday, woman, you will unexpectedly be boobed by Ms. B. Badd and then you'll know what luck is!

Tree

Jack B. Badd wrote:

Someday, woman, you will unexpectedly be boobed by Ms. B. Badd and then you'll know what luck is!

ummm....
/resists commenting
*cough*travelsize*cough*

Jack B. Badd

That'd be quality over quantitiy then, yeah?

Tree

prolly...
partial suffocation may have induced soem of the disorientation that occured after said boobage

Jack B. Badd

You should come equiped with breathing apparatus. Clearly.

Tree

i dunno, half hte fun is that look of puzzlement


maybe we should bí cúinach case we get givein out to for hijackage

/me waits quietly for next beerage thread

Fysh

Back to that weirdy beer that adam drank...I worry about the fact that he was more keen to drink it after we pointed out its resemblance to bukakke (sp?).

Also, yay for me finally remembering a beers session in which I met LilMsMelodrama! (It's been what, about four times now? I suppose I was going to have to eventually, but still. Jubilation!)

Blitzkrieger

Tree wrote:

i dunno, half hte fun is that look of puzzlement

Should come with a health warning about using heavy equipment afterwards tbh.....

Fysh

Blitzkrieger wrote:

Should come with a health warning about using heavy equipment afterwards tbh.....

Heh, confusion or concussion being the best words to describe the symptoms, I reckon. Shame we didnt catch it on camera, it would've been like those old ads : "You know when you've been Tango'd".

So, next beer session I think we need some sort of cattleprod apparatust and a warning sign on Tree's forehead saying "Warning : May attack using boobs. Minimum Safe Distance : 5m".

(Right, time for really small writing...)