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Survivor Round 4

  • 25-06-2006 4:54am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,246 ✭✭✭✭


    Well i have read through the replies on the other thread and taken it all into account for this round.

    Let me see, let me see...........

    I want you to pick a fight with a random stranger and let that stranger win the fight..... no wait, thats been done....


    What I really want you to do is Write a Shakespearean Sonnet about a fellow UCD boardsie. The Rhyming scheme must be ABABCDCDEFEFGG


    here is an example of one of my favorites from the man himself

    Let me not to the marriage of true minds
    Admit impediments. Love is not love
    Which alters when it alteration finds,
    Or bends with the remover to remove.
    O no, it is an ever fixed mark
    That looks on tempests and is never shaken;
    It is the star to every wand'ring barque,
    Whose worth's unknown although his height be taken.
    Love's not time's fool, though rosy lips and cheeks
    Within his bending sickle's compass come;
    Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks,
    But bears it out even to the edge of doom.
    If this be error and upon me proved,
    I never writ, nor no man ever loved.



    Regards
    Cpt Grimensteiner


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,469 ✭✭✭Pythia


    Eek!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,857 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    Good challenge :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,578 ✭✭✭Scraggs


    Good work excellent challenge, pity I cant compete:(
    shower of bastards:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,121 ✭✭✭dajaffa


    Be gone those who bequeath to thou Grimes,
    For 'tis to give, not be given,
    Across the days, across the times,
    Thou some stripes may speak of a heathen,
    What is needed of us is not of grandeur,
    No gold nor francincense nor mir for me,
    No, this that on which to ponder,
    That which may be worthy of thee,
    The sweet song of a sparrow yields not enough,
    Perhaps something that is of inconcieveable value,
    Not my works, the pages are too rough,
    What posseses me now is the thought of a yew,
    Poisonous for man to drink,though not touch,
    But live forever?, it's lives for much.



    Yeah, I'm a bit of a lick amn't I.... Don't dis the sonnet though, c'mon, a decent attempt for a sciencey kid surely?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,551 ✭✭✭panda100


    panda rhymes with lots and lots and Id love a sonnet written about me :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,112 ✭✭✭Blowfish


    Whens the deadline? It might take some people a while to think of anything.


  • Administrators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 18,774 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭hullaballoo


    This is a little more Donne-esque than Shakespearean, but I prefer Donne anyway, so here goes:

    hullaballoo's Sonnet
    Garrulous wretch, thee panda100
    Who doth no good that I can find,
    I’ve done it thrice, if ever I undid,
    Thine malignant script; want of kind.
    Yet against my will, and opp’site my reason,
    I hold thee dear, as a frivolous good friend.
    At once you haunt me with politics and treason,
    And happiness and laughter at no end.
    What then, can direct my favour,
    Against the twelve-click coming your way?
    A little less offal, a bit more flavour,
    No inane chatter and if I may;
    Stay away from Vainglory,
    I cannot abide by fights that gory.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,755 ✭✭✭elmyra


    Ha, that's legendary! G'wan the hulla! Mine is in the 'I'm thinking about it' stages cos I can't decide who to write about.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,238 ✭✭✭humbert


    yea this ones gonna hurt poor humberts head, furiously procrastinating at the moment.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,732 ✭✭✭rain on


    i reckon there should be some sort of bonus points for people who manage it in iambic pentameter.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,238 ✭✭✭humbert


    I'm not googling stupid english stuff, wtf is that??


    please...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,732 ✭✭✭rain on


    five iambs to the line. an iamb is basically an unstressed syllable followed by a stressed syllable, iirc. so ten syllables per line, alternating unstressed and stressed. shakespeare was mad for it, so he was.

    edit: thusly


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,238 ✭✭✭humbert


    Ah well if anything I attempt has that format it will be a remarkable fluke, now this iirc you speak of...some sort of relay chat?

    EDIT: so as not to clutter up the thread, thanks page bookmarked, think shakespeare's poems could do with a bit more "lingo"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,112 ✭✭✭Blowfish


    humbert wrote:
    Ah well if anything I attempt has that format it will be a remarkable fluke, now this iirc you speak of...some sort of relay chat?

    http://www.boards.ie/wiki/index.php/Lingo


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,732 ✭✭✭rain on


    humbert wrote:
    Ah well if anything I attempt has that format it will be a remarkable fluke, now this iirc you speak of...some sort of relay chat?
    use google you lazy be-atch :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,238 ✭✭✭humbert


    emm, eh, google's broke:o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,604 ✭✭✭blondie83


    Is a sonnet just a poem with a skipped line rhyming scheme and lots of waffly long words in it? I'm an engineer I dont know these things!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,238 ✭✭✭humbert


    In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite. Paul Dirac


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,604 ✭✭✭blondie83


    Right mine is about Hullaballo and mods in general. It may not make much sense but don't laugh, like I said I'm an engineer not a writer!

    O thou who’s stern hand oft doth come on down
    On waffle, spam, junk, words and feelings too,
    Be always proud to stand and bear your crown
    Be nevermore in awe against the few
    For words when strong in tone and full of passion
    May have the strength of thoughts and feelings true
    But words when typed up just to drown a person
    Are merely words to laugh at as we do
    So go and rule and keep the peace in boardsland
    And let your law go help you as it would
    For though many may think it is a firm hand
    In firmness comes the strength to rule as should.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,016 ✭✭✭Blush_01


    I hate you for this. I write poetry like poo. *glares* More melty chocolate tasks, if you please!

    Shakespeare doth know not that which I know,
    Hath not seen that which I do hold so dear,
    His work existeth now, an historic show,
    Yet his experience lacketh a good Boards Beer(s).
    False tribute within me there liveth not,
    I feel no desire to heap dim praise,
    Each boardsie contributeth their own lot
    And here difficulty rises in many ways.
    Yet to choose of my peers doth be my task,
    And from in that number to praise and commend.
    How to choose just one, I am forced to ask,
    From within the number of those I call “friend”?
    Ah, my partner in Haagen Dazs who I admira,
    My choice for today must be Elmyra!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,732 ✭✭✭rain on


    blondie83 wrote:
    Is a sonnet just a poem with a skipped line rhyming scheme and lots of waffly long words in it? I'm an engineer I dont know these things!
    sonnets don't have to have any long words. they do have to have fourteen lines though. either three four-line stanzas followed by a rhyming couplet, or an eight-line followed by a six-line stanza. i can't remember if they have to be in iambic pentameter or not.

    (i'm really sucking all the fun out of this amn't i)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,238 ✭✭✭humbert


    I think someone feels a little left out:rolleyes: I think we should be able to tag-team someone in to do a challege for us if they're willing:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,578 ✭✭✭Scraggs


    I'm so jealous of ye all right now:(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,246 ✭✭✭✭Riamfada


    i think rain on has a thing for this challenge


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,732 ✭✭✭rain on


    i have a thing for rules ;) i'm glad i don't have to do it though, you couldn't pay me to write poetry.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,238 ✭✭✭humbert


    rain on wrote:
    i'm glad i don't have to do it though, you couldn't pay me to write poetry.

    yea yea, I was only half thinking of doing that.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,755 ✭✭✭elmyra


    Blush_01 wrote:
    I hate you for this. I write poetry like poo. *glares* More melty chocolate tasks, if you please!

    Shakespeare doth know not that which I know,
    Hath not seen that which I do hold so dear,
    His work existeth now, an historic show,
    Yet his experience lacketh a good Boards Beer(s).
    False tribute within me there liveth not,
    I feel no desire to heap dim praise,
    Each boardsie contributeth their own lot
    And here difficulty rises in many ways.
    Yet to choose of my peers doth be my task,
    And from in that number to praise and commend.
    How to choose just one, I am forced to ask,
    From within the number of those I call “friend”?
    Ah, my partner in Haagen Dazs who I admira,
    My choice for today must be Elmyra!


    Aw wow!!! Only the second poem written for me ever ever!! Thank you so so much. *saves it*. I love it! You're a leg end!

    I'm working on mine but it's not going well, I've tried one for you and for about four other boardsies but my muse is away for the summer and I can't do it alone :(

    When's the deadline?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,755 ✭✭✭elmyra


    Ugh, fine, here, my best effort...(i.e. the only one I managed to finish!). Think it's pretty justified though! For Danni...

    She breezes through the campus,
    Posts a witty line or two,
    Her style could never cramp us,
    Rather, without her we'd be blue.
    The brightest of the bright young things,
    She leaves sunlight in her wake,
    To boards, happiness she brings
    At beers, some drink she'll take!
    I thought her the top survivor,
    I thought she'd win the game,
    A virtual boards McGyver
    that she's been ousted is a shame!
    My sonnet is for Scraggs, boardsie of the year,
    She's our favourite poster, indeed, it's crystal clear!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,578 ✭✭✭Scraggs


    awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
    thats so cool thanks!
    :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,016 ✭✭✭Blush_01


    You deserve it though chicks. *Glares at everyone who voted for the prettifulness of Scraggsy and her potential beers-organiser-y-ness.*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,894 ✭✭✭Chinafoot


    Blush_01 wrote:
    *Glares at everyone who voted for the prettifulness of Scraggsy and her potential beers-organiser-y-ness.*


    *Joins in the glaring*

    Kudos on the sonnets ladies. :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,238 ✭✭✭humbert


    here's my attempt*gulps:(

    After much thought and contemplation
    The virtual acquaintance on which my mind does settle,
    It's our panda, so without further hesitation
    I shall begin to describe this boardsie of such fine fettle.
    To beguile the time or to pursue an education
    Involved you’ll find her in many an event.
    Though it doth seem that medicine be her vocation
    She remains entwined in politics with great intent.
    In many debates with many a foe she has toiled
    And oft without satisfaction the contenders have parted
    With harsh spoken words blood has boiled
    A moderator be required lest someone be outsmarted.
    Animosity among adversaries is all very well,
    But we won’t have our dear panda called a bitter jezebel!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,246 ✭✭✭✭Riamfada


    dajaffa wrote:
    Be gone those who bequeath to thou Grimes,
    For 'tis to give, not be given,
    Across the days, across the times,
    Thou some stripes may speak of a heathen,
    What is needed of us is not of grandeur,
    No gold nor francincense nor mir for me,
    No, this that on which to ponder,
    That which may be worthy of thee,
    The sweet song of a sparrow yields not enough,
    Perhaps something that is of inconcieveable value,
    Not my works, the pages are too rough,
    What posseses me now is the thought of a yew,
    Poisonous for man to drink,though not touch,
    But live forever?, it's lives for much.



    Yeah, I'm a bit of a lick amn't I.... Don't dis the sonnet though, c'mon, a decent attempt for a sciencey kid surely?


    im touched! Dajaffa ftw
    will leave this open untill I wake up. So around 6pm tonight incase anyone was working on theirs


  • Administrators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 18,774 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭hullaballoo


    I must say that I originally thought dajaffa had googled a sonnet and then added her own words, but it appears she has not. In that case, well done dajaffa, that is a really good piece of poetry! You should remove the grimes bit (which cheapens it a bit :3) and take it to creative writing.

    I initially thought it was quite Byron-esque - would that be accurate at all?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,894 ✭✭✭Chinafoot


    I'll be honest and admit that I googled a few lines of the sonnet to see if anything popped up. :o

    Fair play dajaffa.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,857 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    dajaffa PM'd me and asked me to write the sonnet for her. That's my poem.

    GAWDDDD!!! Just admit it!

    </lies>


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,246 ✭✭✭✭Riamfada


    Aw , still not being the most perceptive of people havnt got a clue what its about just that my name is in it . Ill believe its nice things :o

    On a related CHALLENGE 4 is closed. Might take some advice and excuse everyone who did the challenge from the vote.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,551 ✭✭✭panda100


    wow two sonnets written about me!you guys are too kind:) and what kind words you have bestoweth on me 'garrulous wretch' and 'bitter jezebel'....stop with the compliments...your making my head big!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,121 ✭✭✭dajaffa


    Can I just say thanx 2 u kids who complimented the poem n such. I would like to take this oppurtunity to thank my fith class teacher who filled me with all sorts of poetic confidence when giving me joint first place for the poem "Autumn". It's theme was autumn, oddly enough.

    As for that Byron-esque queiry, I can safely say I've no idea what that means so........ yeah. And I don't think they do creative wrting in physio... maybe through horizons, but if this year is anything to go by I'll only find one thing I like that fits into my timetable, and at least half my class will be doing it as their elective too.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,016 ✭✭✭Blush_01


    Then maybe do creative writing as an extra curricular thing?


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