WOW! Michael Jackson!! [Chuck all Jacko news here!]

giftgrub

Wacko is in Cork

He landed in on a flight from paris today at half four with the three kids, blankets and all

They took off in a Silver Volkswagon....a volkswagon?

Where do you think he's going? nowhere with a balcony i hope.....

Dudess

Oh sure he is. I'll just make a note of that on my invisible typewriter...

Idgeitman

where did this news come from, radio or word of mouth?

~ Idgeitman

KC81

it was on the 6 o'clock news on rte.

Dudess

KC81 wrote:

it was on the 6 o'clock news on rte.

Mental. Sorry giftgrub. But, you know, it was a sitting target.
Jacko played Cork in '88. Wow, it must have really made an impression on him. Now what places in the People's Republic would be of interest to him? (no jokes, people) Let me see - Smyths Toys on Maylor Street. I still get excited when I go in there (at age 28). Any other suggestions?

Benny-c

Rumor has it that his looking for a new gaff in Mayfield

Jambo

Word on the grapvine is he's headin to ballymaloe house !!

Dudess

OUCH!!! Cold...

cargrouch

Bet he got all excited bout all that confusion about age of consent.

angel_of_death wrote:

Word on the grapvine is he's headin to ballymaloe house !!

Is it wrong to laugh it this?:o ? But sure I suppose it's alright if he makes a bit of a donation to charity. :mad:

The first joke I heard - "Bonna night in Cork? Sure he'll melt!"
Bonna night = Bonfire night = 23rd June

quickbeam

giftgrub wrote:

Where do you think he's going? nowhere with a balcony i hope.....

Blarney Castle? Good dangling oportunity.

Taters

You are safe, he is going to some castle in Malo.

Dermington

he was seen loitering around the gingerbread house on paul street

super_furry

He finally got the letter I sent when I was eight challenging him to a dance off.

Femelade

He has the blackwater castle, out mallow direction i think, booked for 6 weeks.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

He should be sent home... via catapult!

mr_disc

If he went to Fota wildlife park to see his cousins they wouldnt let him out

Dudess

Sorry super_furry, but he's in Cork, not Tallaght.

Wertz

Nice to see Garda resources being put to good use for escorting this parasite away from the airport. I hope he enjoys his stay.

simu

So, has any boards user seen him in the flesh today(where flesh = many layers of scarves and hats)?

The Real B-man

simu wrote:

So, has any boards user seen him in the flesh today(where flesh = many layers of scarves and hats)?

Flesh lol layers of plastic more like

dimerocks

he's friends with bob Dylan who also flew in today. Thats why he is here....allegedly

mr_disc

dimerocks wrote:

he's friends with bob Dylan who also flew in today. Thats why he is here....allegedly

strange .. i thought bob dylan was older than that .


And would u believe Bob dylan has a song called .... "lord protect my child " ... seriously !

D-Generate

*cough* dimerocks may have seen him.

Rollo Tamasi

he's moving to cork because of the climate n ****e, he was melting away in the states. Hopefully he'll go to Kangay West on the 2nd of July too, that would be classic.

Patricide

I may be painting a target onmyself here, but in all fairness cut the dude some slack hes one of the greatst entertainers of all time.

Maccattack

when will people lay of that poor guy?

Davei141

When he stops laying on children.

Binomate

Obviously not guilty is not good enough for some. I'm suprised some of you guys aren't still burning witches.

Davei141

Obviously.

Terry

giftgrub wrote:

Wacko is in Cork

He landed in on a flight from paris today at half four with the three kids, blankets and all

They took off in a Silver Volkswagon....a volkswagon?

Where do you think he's going? nowhere with a balcony i hope.....

"blanket". singular.

super_furry. he is no longer interested in you. you're a grown man now.

Gosh

Heard he was over to see Louis Walsh about boy bands :eek::eek: