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Not another flippin caption competition - $20 for your trouble!

  • 12-05-2006 10:12am
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 914 ✭✭✭


    Hello Boardsies. We are looking for poker T-Shirt Slogans. Slogan should not realy be more than six words lest it only fit on fatboydims shirt :)

    $20 into your PPP account for the best one!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,696 ✭✭✭Hectorjelly


    Connecting........


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,881 ✭✭✭bohsman


    You could probably get some sort of marketing guru to come up with a logo. Might cost a bit more than 20$ though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,047 ✭✭✭Culchie


    Connecting........
    lol


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 628 ✭✭✭jacQues


    Hello Boardsies. We are looking for poker T-Shirt Slogans. Slogan should not realy be more than six words lest it only fit on fatboydims shirt :)

    $20 into your PPP account for the best one!

    I like Bill Fillmaff's T-shirt: Value call these <arrow down>

    And how about: Bracelets are for sissies

    ;)

    jacQues


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,533 ✭✭✭ollyk1


    All-in with Irish Position!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,696 ✭✭✭Hectorjelly


    I read boards - please steal my blinds


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,832 ✭✭✭careca


    I MADE THE WSOP FINAL TABLE
    Someone else made the chairs


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,615 ✭✭✭✭ArmaniJeanss


    "Play VC. Its got Monthly Reloads".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,696 ✭✭✭Hectorjelly


    gang warfare is cool!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 914 ✭✭✭PPP-Pit Boss


    bohsman wrote:
    You could probably get some sort of marketing guru to come up with a logo. Might cost a bit more than 20$ though.

    That is far too long bohs.... and where is the punchline?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,696 ✭✭✭Hectorjelly


    That is far too long bohs.... and where is the punchline?

    I dont get this one at all!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,047 ✭✭✭Culchie


    "Don't come over the top" :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 872 ✭✭✭gerry87


    "Turn my flop into a Straight"
    "Beat me with your Straight"
    "Our players respect your raises"
    "You seemed to have hit my flop"
    "Having trouble turning a flop into a straight?"
    "AGH, I'm blind"
    "I've got a straight and i'm all in"
    "You don't have to tip our dealers"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,047 ✭✭✭Culchie


    "Look at my double belly, buster"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 914 ✭✭✭PPP-Pit Boss


    I dont get this one at all!

    LOL! Well erm IM not the marketing "guru"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,754 ✭✭✭ianmc38


    LOL! Well erm IM not the marketing "guru"

    Dont get that one either.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 236 ✭✭ligger


    Do you like to go in behind?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,124 ✭✭✭NickyOD


    Rigged for his and her pleasure.

    *groan*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 236 ✭✭ligger


    No sucks outs please I'm a poker player


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 872 ✭✭✭gerry87


    72-Hit my nuts with his hammer


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 872 ✭✭✭gerry87


    72-Hit my nuts with his hammer


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,047 ✭✭✭Culchie


    Try not to smile, it's a sign of weakness.;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,070 ✭✭✭Ollieboy


    “Been Lucky is an Irish Thing”

    “Don’t you just love the River?”

    “I’m tall, sexy, and smart and you’re already behind”


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 868 ✭✭✭brianmc


    Paddy Power Poker - Dominating the game from Irish position

    (The opinions expressed above may or may not be the opinions of the Globex corporation...)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,764 ✭✭✭DeadParrot


    www.paddypowerpoker.com

    Please dont show me your nuts!
    Do you wanna see my nuts?
    I've got the nuts!
    Even bad liars can play
    What's your favourite position?
    Don't miss the boat
    I can taste clubs
    Now with better beats
    Fear us, we can play
    I dont bluff, I've five Aces
    nh, gg, feck off
    Irish plays are easy
    Do you like my avatar?
    How can you call with that?
    We're always all-in
    Paddys+Poker=+EV
    Highrolling Freeroller
    Its no coincidence the felt is green


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 914 ✭✭✭PPP-Pit Boss


    DeadParrot wrote:
    www.paddypowerpoker.com

    Now with better beats

    he he he


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,383 ✭✭✭Juan Pablo


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    Happiness is a cigar called Paddy Power Poker

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    Paddy Power Poker. Beacuse I'm worth it.

    That should do you. Invoice is in the post....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,450 ✭✭✭Gholimoli


    Connecting........
    post of the year


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 969 ✭✭✭sunzz


    *front of t-shirt*

    All in with K4 ?


    *back of t-shirt*

    Thought it was suited


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 80 ✭✭Pavement


    I'll show you mine if you show me yours!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,924 ✭✭✭shoutman


    But they were soooooooted!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,450 ✭✭✭Gholimoli


    pre flop: AA v 72
    board : 7 7 2 8 K
    paddy power poker, power of the underdog ...
    or

    AA v AK
    paddy power poker,equal opportunities employer...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,881 ✭✭✭bohsman


    The shop will be opening in a month or two


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,817 ✭✭✭myflipflops


    Paddy Power Poker - todays bread today

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    originality.........


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,013 ✭✭✭kincsem


    Poker?
    Would I?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,013 ✭✭✭kincsem


    Paddy Power Poker?
    Did he?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,501 ✭✭✭BrokenArrows


    DeadParrot wrote:
    www.paddypowerpoker.com


    Now with better beats


    LOL great.


    Not sure if they could use the PPP.com on the tshirt


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 315 ✭✭decbuck


    I've got the nuts


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,267 ✭✭✭opr


    Connecting........

    First in ..... its got to be the winner :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,013 ✭✭✭kincsem


    Flop, Turn, River
    Ahead On All Streets
    Paddy Power Poker

    (Ship It You M***********)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 437 ✭✭JuliusFranco


    Paddy Power Poker

    Lets Get Physical


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,663 ✭✭✭JoeyJJ


    2's never lose.. oh wait...
    Paddy Power Poker...

    Big Slick ummm, i'll put you all in Dick...

    Ruling Please... None needed on PPP !

    PPP.. Limp In !


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 315 ✭✭decbuck


    Head's UPaddy
    FloPower
    ChoPoker


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,924 ✭✭✭shoutman


    Paddy Power Poker
    Now what beats that?

    PPP Thie shark amongst the fish.

    PPP Lets go fishin'


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,835 ✭✭✭karlh


    bohsman wrote:
    The shop will be opening in a month or two

    http://shop.paddypower.com/index.php


  • Subscribers Posts: 32,859 ✭✭✭✭5starpool


    I know I'm behind but.......
    I'll pay you off
    F***ING HOOKS
    Blick Slick My Arse
    I'll Put You All In
    Bluff This!!!

    I still think HJ's is the best.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,764 ✭✭✭DeadParrot


    All very witty and all
    but we know its gonna be
    paddypowerpoker.com
    we're the nuts!
    or something trite like that
    by Bill Hicks
    By the way if anyone here is in advertising or marketing... kill yourself.
    No, no, no it's just a little thought. I'm just trying to plant seeds. Maybe one day, they'll take root - I don't know. You try, you do what you can.
    Kill yourself.
    Seriously though, if you are, do.
    Aaah, no really, there's no rationalisation for what you do and you are Satan's little helpers.
    Okay - kill yourself - seriously. You are the ruiner of all things good, seriously. No this is not a joke, you're going, "there's going to be a joke coming," there's no ****ing joke coming.
    You are Satan's spawn filling the world with bile and garbage. You are ****ed and you are ****ing us. Kill yourself. It's the only way to save your ****ing soul, kill yourself.
    Planting seeds. I know all the marketing people are going, "he's doing a joke... there's no joke here whatsoever. Suck a tail-pipe, ****ing hang yourself, borrow a gun from a Yank friend - I don't care how you do it. Rid the world of your evil ****ing makinations. Machi... Whatever, you know what I mean.
    I know what all the marketing people are thinking right now too,
    "Oh, you know what Bill's doing, he's going for that anti-marketing dollar. That's a good market, he's very smart."
    Oh man, I am not doing that. You ****ing evil scumbags!
    "Ooh, you know what Bill's doing now, he's going for the righteous indignation dollar. That's a big dollar. A lot of people are feeling that indignation. We've done research - huge market. He's doing a good thing."
    Godammit, I'm not doing that, you scum-bags!
    Quit putting a godamm dollar sign on every ****ing thing on this planet!
    "Ooh, the anger dollar. Huge. Huge in times of recession. Giant market, Bill's very bright to do that."
    God, I'm just caught in a ****ing web.
    "Ooh the trapped dollar, big dollar, huge dollar. Good market - look at our research. We see that many people feel trapped. If we play to that and then separate them into the trapped dollar..."
    How do you live like that? And I bet you sleep like ****ing babies at night, don't you?"
    "What didya do today honey?"
    "Oh, we made ah, we made ah arsenic a childhood food now, goodnight." [snores]"Yeah we just said you know is your baby really too loud? You know," [snores] "Yeah, you know the mums will love it." [snores]
    Sleep like ****ing children, don't ya, this is your world isn't it?

    ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 914 ✭✭✭PPP-Pit Boss


    Well in the absence of ANYTHING usable... I am inclinded to also vote HJ for unusable but very witty... However perhaps I should wait till that here comes the weekend feeling wears off before making a decision.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,434 ✭✭✭cardshark202


    No refunds


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 914 ✭✭✭PPP-Pit Boss


    DeadParrot wrote:
    but we know its gonna be
    paddypowerpoker.com
    we're the nuts!;)

    WARNING Nothing as trite or plamausy as this will win. Witty and edgy all the way.


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