My List....

wheres me jumpa

Heres my list of 5 women who I am legally allowed and encouraged to abandon any relationship bindings such as girlfriend, wife casual sex buddy etc.

1. Scarlett Johansson
2. Helena Chritiansen
3. Rachel Weiss
4. Melissa Thereau
5. Kirsten Dunst

Top that!

Tar.Aldarion

What, a girls you would like to screw thread?
No complaints here.

1. Avril Lavigne
2. Avril Lavigne lookalikes
3. Amy Lee
4. Melissa Theriau
5. Sarah Michelle Gellar

wheres me jumpa

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

What, a girls you would like to screw thread?
No complaints here.

No thats way off. This is part of planning your life. You have to have the legal documents in place so that when your chance arrives youre not been held up by red tape.

Selik

Scarlett Johansson all the way for me...

100% total fox!

growler

such a tough question ..

Jessica Alba
Monica Bellucci
Keira Knightley
Andrea Corr
Kelly Brook

Diarmsquid

Hmm... haven't seen a thread like this before...


































Emma Watson

monkeyfudge

I'll go with:

Chloe Sevigny(my copy of that Brown Bunny film is all worn out)

Parker Posey

And Helena Bonham Carter

Oh oh.. and Monica Bellucci, I'll take her too.

Ruu_Old

Another vote for Scarlett Johansson *drool*

ferdi

1. yor ma



...thats all.

Narcissus

Am I the only person who thinks that Scarlett Johansson isn't that great?


























/joke

Gator

Hmmmmm....

Kiera Knightly
Rhona Mitra
Jessica Simpson
Carolyn Moinhan(spelling...irish girl from off the rails)
Angelina Jolie

DEmeant0r

1. Elisha Cuthbert
2. Jessica Alba
3. Scarlett Johansson
4. Jessica Biel
5. Kirsten Dunst

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Here's my list*

1) Kelly Brook
2) Jessica Alba
3) Liv Tyler
4) Adel Silva
5) All of the above at the same time


I reserve the right to edit this list at anytime...

jesus_thats_gre

monkeyfudge wrote:

Chloe Sevigny(my copy of that Brown Bunny film is all worn out)

Jesus good god..

tman

Elisha Cuthbert
Natalie Portman
Jessica Alba
Julia Bond
Anna Cova (dunno if she takes the cock any more though...)

Hail 2 Da Chimp

tman wrote:

Anna Cova (dunno if she takes the cock any more though...)

Anna Cova???

http://www.pasteur.fr/recherche/unites/bmge-archaea/photos%20equipe/ana%20cova.jpg

tman

yeah, that's the one dude.
i'd say she's a demon in the sack

/edit
ah balls!
I was thinking of Jana Cova, not Anna

wheres me jumpa

Hats off to Lisa Burke, Sharon Ni (insert irish prefix here) and the current rose of tralee who put up a great effort but didnt quiet make it on to my list.

Actually now that I think about, Kirsten Dunst you are outta here, the rose of tralee is on my list! Whats her name?

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Current Rose of tralee = http://www.pasteur.fr/recherche/unit...ana%20cova.jpg ? ? ?

pbsuxok1znja4r

We can always dream, eh?

1. Monica Bellucci
2. Sophie Marceau
3. Anna Kournikova
4. Milla Jovovich
5. Michelle Monaghan

Probably someone I'm forgetting, but, meh. I think one would be rude to ask for anything more than what's listed above.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Margaret Thatcher*






*Thats a joke by the way!!!!!!!!!

Ruu_Old

Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote:

Margaret Thatcher*






*Thats a joke by the way!!!!!!!!!

G'way with your British women, sure we have our own Mary Harney, enough of her to go around

fuzzywiggle

............


1. Brandon Flowers
2. Jay Harrington
3. Orlando Bloom
4. Johnny Depp
5. Ben Stiller

ferdi

always had a soft spot for the daughter in absolulty fabulous and press gang, Julia Sawalha:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4f/Linda_Day.gif

wheres me jumpa

Another one that nearly made my list is the chick from the Barrys Tea ad, gerry! Hot like the fires of hell!

Pigman II

Sarah Nixey
Julia Jentsch
Audrey Tautou
Daniela Hantuchova
Sile Seoige

chamlis

I second Sile Seoige.

1. Christina Ricci
2. Thora Birch
3. Jennifer Love Hewitt
4. Michelle Marsh
5. Reserved for a certain wizardess (Please Lord don't strike me down).

Agamemnon

1. Heather Graham
2. Charisma Carpenter
3. Jaime Pressly
4. Rebecca Romijn-Stamos
5. That blonde chick on the left in the "He loves me" Tayto ad (Who is she? Where is she? Would she be up for punishing me severely cos I'm a bad boy and I deserve it?)

MrJoeSoap

Mischa Barton
Mellisa Theriau
Jennifer Ellison
Elisha Cuthbert
Tammin Sursok

DEmeant0r

Senritsu wrote:

1. Elisha Cuthbert
2. Jessica Alba
3. Scarlett Johansson
4. Jessica Biel
5. Kirsten Dunst

I'm going to have to edit this list, it's now:

1. Elisha Cuthbert
2. Jessica Alba
3. Sarah Chalke
4. Scarlette Johansson
5. Jessica Biel

Ro: maaan!

Jimeatsmenu
Dataisgod
Winters
Dregin
Zach Braff

DEmeant0r

what about me?

limpdd

In no particular order

Shakira
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Allysin Chaynes
Amy Lee
Jaime Pressly

Drax

monkeyfudge wrote:

Parker Posey

Is that the yolk from Blade 3. Are you blind or something?

monkeyfudge

Drax wrote:

Is that the yolk from Blade 3. Are you blind or something?

Well everything was crap in Blade 3... don't judge her on that.

Should be interesting to see her in the new Superman film. She plays Lex Luther's sidekick.

muppetkiller

Just Natalie Portman ...thats all I need

Oh and that Blonde Chloe chick from smallville

slumped

1. Mena Suvari
2. Christina Ricci
3. Keira Knightley
4. Natalie Imbruglia
5. Christina Aguileira

Not that fussy as to what order they come a knockin.

Iago

1. Angelina Jolie
2. Halle Berry
3. Scarlett Johansson
4. Jessica Alba
5. Charlize Theron

Dustbowl

Adriana Lima
Jessica Biel
Shakira
Hiromi Oshimi
Alexa Davalos


Though that could change at any time

jobonar

in no particular order....
Kiera Knightly
Elisha Cuthbert
Natalie Portman
Kirsten Dunst
Jennifer Aniston

qz

Angelina Jolie
Mischa Barton
Cameron Diaz
Keira Knightley
Yore Ma.

Jayzus.

Manolo Blahnik

Gemma Ward
Jessica Alba
Angelina Jolie
Kate Moss
Keira Knightley

monkeyfudge

skitzo wrote:

Just though I'd tag this board!! Skitzo - CRA

Your link doesn't work... is it supposed to link to an elaborately drawn letter 'P'?

turnback

I agree with Tommy

You cant limit it to actresses.
Keira Knightly has no boobs.
However Johanssen is the one verging on pudgy actress who u definitely would.
Maybe she's lost it all since that Match Point load of crap anyway

But Kournikova.. always was a favourite.

BrokenArrows

My top 5 of random hotties that noone has ever heard of.

Optikus

Charlize Theron
Eva Longoria
Jessica Alba
Heidi Klum
Rachel McAdams

Zebra3

Alba
Cuthbert
Portmann
Jolie
Shakira

Never heard of Natalie til I seen that film Closer on Sky the other week. Fine!!!!!

netwhizkid

My List,

Carmen Electra,
Denise Richards,
Pamela Anderson,
Catherine Zeta-Jones,
Michelle Rodriguez - Ana Lucia from Lost

And not forgetting a bit of homegrown talent*



















*You know you would

spoofilyj

NO I fe*kin would'nt Sorry but NO.

Any how my fav would be.

Kiera Knightly
Jemma Hayes
Selma Hiak
Liv Tyler
Kirsten Dunst*
Natalie Imbruglia
Drew Barrymore.

*Am allowed be go out with any of the above by my Gorlfriend except Kirsten, because my GF thinks she has a snaggle tooth and is too much of a head wreck. Any way even if my GF is on her death bed and gives me permission i'm not ALLOWED its just a trick. women are wierd...:o

Slutmonkey57b

Salma Hayek
Angelina Jolie
Kelly Brook
Jennifer Tilly (the voice would do it)
Jennifer Ellison

pmk19

CaNT BE done...too difficult to decide...although i can say that kirsten dunst does absolutely nothing for me..too plain..and not in a good way..plus zero sex appeal, boo for her!

i think people are forgetting about cheryl tweedy, the one with ashley cole from girls aloud. She'd probably be my number one!