End of year UCD Boards Awards

tintinr35

Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls........
Its that time of year again

go on you know you want to spread the love and give some awards....



AND THE WINNERS ARE..........

Red Alert

Longest surviving SU officer: Vainglory
Best self-banned poster: panda100
Most reduced activity poster: blondie83
Most informative poster: irlrobins
Generally most amusing poster: Scraggs
Most active mod: peachypants
Most elusive poster: Mr. Nice Guy
Hottest poster: Pythia
Best Debater: Pretty_Monster
Best Hair: SebtheBum
HappyCrackHead award goes again to HappyCrackHead

anonymous_joe

Firespinner has to be up for biggest WUM.

passive

I want an award

humbert

I was gonna suggest him for best debater, or at least most active debater and panda might be eligible for most banned too:)

rainbow kirby

*hands passive the passive award, for being passive*

Mr.Nice Guy

Nice post. I'll use this post as a reference...

Best contributors - tintinr35/Dave McG/Scraggs

I think they write interesting threads that are worth reading.

Best Mod - Peachypants

She's done very well for a woman! (I'm banned now aren't I?)

Best Thread - So Much Hostility On This Forum

Some will say I shouldn't have chosen my own thread but it has everything you could ever want. Song parodies, an angry Zane plus Jackie Chan references. If that's not entertainment I don't know what is.

Most exasperating topic - UCDSU

Narrowly pips last year's winners, the D4s.

Best new contributor - Elmyra

She's fairly new, right?

Best couple - panda100 and Vainglory



Best looking - Mr Nice Guy

It's the moustache you see.

Biggest enigma - Sangre

He's UCD's version of Sawyer

Award for someone who should post more - Zane from MTV2

Why don't you post more? (I don't think he exists)

Nicest Poster - Red Alert

He's a cool cat.

Funniest thread - The Scraggs Rumor Mill

It made me laugh anyway.

Best outsider - Blondie83.

We need Kev_rc_ie back though...and Snorlax!

Best non-corporeal UCD figure - Pat Paterson

Bless 'im.

Best Archaeologist - Grimey

Them bones, them bones need calcium...and Grimey.

Best corporeal UCD figure - Homeless guy

Retains his title!

Best corporal figure - Librocop

He's the man. And no drinking in the library...

The Award for diligent service to the UCD forum - SebtheBum

One of the veterans here on this here forum

And there you have it folks. As for those of you who didn't win awards from me, I just want to say, I'm very disappointed in all of you.

Waltons

Award awarder Award goes to Red_Alert

humbert

Best award award goes to Mr. Nice Guy for 'best couple':) also good parallel between sangre and Sawyer.

Red Alert

I've another 3 awards to give looking at that thread:

Best nerd award: close toss up between IrlRobins, Me and Rainbow Kirby. RK Gets it!

Our lovely mod Peachy also deserves another award for putting up with the stubborn loudmouth that is myself from time to time. a very big well done.

Finally Blush_01 gets an award for being consistently the most sensible poster in her arguments!

TheVan

I am currently curled up under my library desk crying for not being awarded best new contributor.......

Personnally I only have one award...

Most consistently offensive and argumentative
Sangre

Blowfish

Red Alert wrote:

Best nerd award: close toss up between IrlRobins, Me and Rainbow Kirby. RK Gets it!

Doh! I'll be trying for that one next year.;)

[edit] Is there a funniest moment?

irlrobins

I'm disappointed not to get the nerd award. But happy it goes to RK. I admit she is prob more nerdy than me. Plus she gets bonus points for being a nerd AND a girl. They're a rare breed.

But chuffed to get Most Informative! Thanks guys!

The_Minister

anonymous_joe wrote:

Firespinner has to be up for biggest WUM.

WUM??? Is that like a troll?

Blowfish

Would this not have been the best thread? After all, it made it into the boards threads of fame

besty

Wind Up Merchant!

*Me wants award too*

hullaballoo

This is a great thread. I nominate çrash_000 for best trinners person in the UCD forum.

*Good God, if I don't get an award, I'll hit the roof.

Wait, I think I messed that one up somehow...

Scraggs

This is so hard to do...i've such difficulty in deciding! In my eyes you should all win an award!

Best Mod - Peachypants... excellent work, very fair and consistant.
Most exasperating topic- elections
Best new contributor - Elmyra and Singingstranger what quality posting guys be proud!! hermione* and blowfish of late..
Best looking- Panda100 and Pythia
Award for someone who should post more - Zane
Nicest Poster - peachy, irlrobins, waltons
Hottest UCDian in general- Librocop/Libro-bangarda
Funniest thread - the Hot randomers thread, New Years Resolutions thread
Best outsider - Blondie83, Crash
Most informative- Irlrobins/redalert/blowfish on the technology side of things, Singingstranger and hullaballoo on other
'Banter' awards to DaveMcG, Grimes, irlrobins, MNG, panda, seb, pythia, theVan, tintinr.......ah god theres too many ye know who ye are!!
Biggest shitstirrer- Firespinner hands down
I can't think of the funniest moment award yet ..theres been quite a few and I cant remember!

And of course for those of you who havent been mentioned there is a special place in my heart for ye too...

Any ideas for best quote??

Hermione*

And I'm such a newbie! Thanks Scraggs, I'm so touched *shucks*

Blowfish

Hermione* wrote:

And I'm such a newbie! Thanks Scraggs, I'm so touched *shucks*

Ditto, and personally I'd give Scraggs best looking, but I guess it's different strokes for different folks

hullaballoo

Scraggs wrote:

This is so hard to do...i've such difficulty in deciding! In my eyes you should all win an award!

Best Mod - Peachypants... excellent work, very fair and consistant.
Most exasperating topic- elections
Best new contributor - Elmyra and Singingstranger what quality posting guys be proud!! hermione* and blowfish of late..
Best looking- Panda100 and Pythia
Award for someone who should post more - Zane
Nicest Poster - peachy, irlrobins, waltons
Hottest UCDian in general- Librocop/Libro-bangarda
Funniest thread - the Hot randomers thread, New Years Resolutions thread
Best outsider - Blondie83, Crash
Most informative- Irlrobins/redalert/blowfish on the technology side of things, Singingstranger and hullaballoo on other
'Banter' awards to DaveMcG, Grimes, irlrobins, MNG, panda, seb, pythia, theVan, tintinr.......ah god theres too many ye know who ye are!!
Biggest shitstirrer- Firespinner hands down
I can't think of the funniest moment award yet ..theres been quite a few and I cant remember!

And of course for those of you who havent been mentioned there is a special place in my heart for ye too...

Any ideas for best quote??

Scraggs ftw.

irlrobins

Scraggs wrote:

Any ideas for best quote??

boneless has had some good lines over the last while....

dajaffa

I think singingstranger was forgotten in the nerdiest award, I DEMAND A RECOUNT (or 5!).

I want an award so I'll make up a completely random one. I dunno, best biscuit related username?

Best avatar - dajaffa.

No one else really deserves an award.

Oh except for me.
The Mr. Nice Guy award for never appearing at Beers - Aristotle.

elmyra

Mr.Nice Guy wrote:

Best new contributor - Elmyra

She's fairly new, right?

Yes dear, I only joined in January.

Acceptance speech much?

I'd like to thank my mom, without whom i would not have a laptop. I'd like to thank ucd for their wireless service, without which I would not procrastinate half so much...

yeah anyway, my awards..

Most Kickin' Mod- Peachypants
Nicest Boardsie (you're all lovely, but she was super lovely)- Scraggs
Sexiest Accent- Humbert (it's lovely!)
Problem-solving superboardsie- Irlrobins
Best Stalker- Boneless
Most complimentary boardsie- SebtheBum (for saying I had pretty feet!)
Hottest Boardsie- B-K-DzR (cos I said so!)
Honourable Mentions because I like their debates- Vainglory, Pretty*Monster, Blush01, Panda100

if I left you out i still love you, i swear!

Jonny Arson

Mr.Nice Guy wrote:

Award for someone who should post more - Zane from MTV2

Why don't you post more? (I don't think he exists)

Eh 2,352 posts? I'm here there and everywhere unlike some other ''people'' :rolleyes:

Christ there's so many people posting on this forum these days I just can't possibly give everyone an award. If you don't get an award it doesn't mean I hate you! *


*realistically I probably do

Best awards starter person - tintinr35
Award for giving an award or I'll get a kick up the backside - kittenkiller
Best thread - Scoring classmates? by White Rabbit (where is he? )
Best n00b - Singingstranger
Best iron fist mod - peachypants
Best old skool poster - Red Alert
Villain of the year - UCDSU
Brains of the year - panda100
Debater of the year - Firespinner
Teh nerd of teh year - irlrobins
Most amusing poster - boneless
Unbelievably funniest poster - Ferdi
Spamtastic spammer of the year award - Scraggs
Hack of the year - Vainglory
Best Haircut - SebtheBum (award only lasts until Friday)
The Daniel Wang award for poster who does not exist - Mr.Nice Guy
The Zane from MTV2 award for most likely to fail their exams - Grimes (Zane will save the day tho'!)
Most like to meet you award - Pythia
Why have I still not ever met you award!!! (MNG excluded) - Rainbow Kirby
Best Male - Zane from MTV2
Best Female - SebtheBum (2 years in a row bitch!)
Sexiest Male - Zane from MTV2
Sexiest Female - ''ah but sure don't they all have lovely bottoms!''
Shane McGowan award for pisshead of the year - Orangerooster
The James Carroll award for sitting around all year and not doing a tap of work - Mr.Nice Guy
Legend award - blondie83
Best Trinners poster - The late great kevin_rc_ie
The Pete Doherty Award for constant no showing and being AWOL all the ****ing time - Do I really have to waste my time announcing the winner :rolleyes:

ok I can't think of any more..... you are free to stone If I didn't give you anything... sorry!

Phew thank christ thats over.......

Crash

Scraggs gets my vote for things - she waved at me from the couch today.

*Medal*

Blowfish

I'd say post of the year was scop with this, probably because I got sick of SU bitching

Scraggs

Zane from MTV2 wrote:

Brains of the year - panda100

Unbelievably funniest poster - Ferdi

Why have I still not ever met you award!!! (MNG excluded) - Rainbow Kirby

Excellent work Zane especially these^^^

elmyra

Zane from MTV2 wrote:

Eh 2,352 posts? I'm here there and everywhere unlike some other ''people'' :rolleyes:

Christ there's so many people posting on this forum these days I just can't possibly give everyone an award. If you don't get an award it doesn't mean I hate you! *


*realistically I probably do

Best awards starter person - tintinr35
Award for giving an award or I'll get a kick up the backside - kittenkiller
Best thread - Scoring classmates? by White Rabbit (where is he? )
Best n00b - Singingstranger
Best iron fist mod - peachypants
Best old skool poster - Red Alert
Villain of the year - UCDSU
Brains of the year - panda100
Debater of the year - Firespinner
Teh nerd of teh year - irlrobins
Most amusing poster - boneless
Unbelievably funniest poster - Ferdi
Spamtastic spammer of the year award - Scraggs
Hack of the year - Vainglory
Best Haircut - SebtheBum (award only lasts until Friday)
The Daniel Wang award for poster who does not exist - Mr.Nice Guy
The Zane from MTV2 award for most likely to fail their exams - Grimes (Zane will save the day tho'!)
Most like to meet you award - Pythia
Why have I still not ever met you award!!! (MNG excluded) - Rainbow Kirby
Best Male - Zane from MTV2
Best Female - SebtheBum (2 years in a row bitch!)
Sexiest Male - Zane from MTV2
Sexiest Female - ''ah but sure don't they all have lovely bottoms!''
Shane McGowan award for pisshead of the year - Orangerooster
The James Carroll award for sitting around all year and not doing a tap of work - Mr.Nice Guy
Legend award - blondie83
Best Trinners poster - The late great kevin_rc_ie
The Pete Doherty Award for constant no showing and being AWOL all the ****ing time - Do I really have to waste my time announcing the winner :rolleyes:

ok I can't think of any more..... you are free to stone If I didn't give you anything... sorry!

Phew thank christ thats over.......

you hate me! *sobs*

Jonny Arson

Scraggs wrote:

Award for someone who should post more - Zane

I thought my posts were annoying! That's it I'm gonna live on this forum for the next few months until ya's get sick of me! Danke you anyway!

Blowfish wrote:

I'd say post of the year was scop with this, probably because I got sick of SU bitching

Oh yes, I though that was a great post

Post of the Year - Scop for this
Award for giving me an idea for post of the year = Blowfish!

oh I also forgot
Poster most likely to be Mr.Nice Guy - B-k-dzzrrrzrrr

Jonny Arson

elmyra wrote:

you hate me! *sobs*

Award for user so lucky to recieve my undying love for them - Elmrya

The_Minister

Best Mod - Peachypants the most responsible and sober mod on boards!
Most exasperating topic- travellers
Best new contributor - Singingstranger for SU info
Best looking- Pythia, Scraggs second, Prett*Monster - honourable mention
Award for someone who should post more - No comment
Hottest UCDian in general- That red-haired girl I talked about, from the funniest thread.
Funniest thread - UCD Supermodels
Best outsider - Crash
Most informative- Singing Stranger and pretty*monster
Biggest shitstirrer- Probably me. (travellers etc)
Best Troller - I'll let you all decide that.
Funniest poster (Macabre) - Boneless
Funniest poster (cheeky) - Ferdi
Most Elequant poster - Blush, without a doubt - clear concise cutting.
Most Offensive post: My deleted one on pretty*monster and her feminist blog.

elmyra

Zane from MTV2 wrote:

Award for user so lucky to recieve my undying love for them - Elmrya

Aw thanks, love ya too!*


*and to think, I didn't even have to prompt him....

Jonny Arson

elmyra wrote:

Aw thanks, love ya too!*


*and to think, I didn't even have to prompt him....

larryone

I am truly hurt my the nomination of Seb for best hair.
*larryone strokes his lovely ringlets*

Scraggs

I've never seen your luscious locks but I'm sure your tresses are worthy so here ya go larryone The Award for Tremendous Tresses is yours [sponsored by tresemme . professional. affordable]

Blowfish

larryone wrote:

I am truly hurt my the nomination of Seb for best hair.
*larryone strokes his lovely ringlets*

They are usually hidden by either a bandana type thingy or a very bobbely hat!

Dave!

woohoo, 2 awards!

Although still upset @ Firespinner and Zane for posting huge posts and naming everyone except me! :mad:

Obviously haven't impacted on your lives enough...

I'll post my awards tomorrow, stay tuned! (it's what I'll be doing instead of my philosophy essay )

larryone

that hat kicks ass. the knots have been untied now, so it looks like multicoloured dreadlocks.
My hair will be on display friday at the lake2.
It shall also be leaving the lake with me.
intact.

larryone

that hat kicks ass. the knots have been untied now, so it looks like multicoloured dreadlocks.
My hair will be on display friday at the lake2.
It shall also be leaving the lake with me.
intact.

rainbow kirby

Well, I'd better nominate properly...

Best contributors - DaveMcG, Seb

Best Mod - Peachypants

Best Thread - Scoring Classmates... legendary!

Most exasperating topic - Anything to do with the SU.

Best new contributor - Blowfish (go team nerd!)

Best looking - Seb, gotta love the long, luscious man-hair

Biggest enigma - Waltons

Award for someone who should post more - larryone

Nicest Poster - panda100

Best outsider - crash_000, blondie83

Best non-corporeal UCD figure - Pat Paterson ftw

Best corporeal UCD figure - Librocop!

The Award for diligent service to the UCD forum - peachypants

Best nerd - irlrobins, Blowfish, Red Alert

Sangre

And the award for the biggest circle jerk goes to.....this thread!

Scraggs

Sangre wrote:

And the award for the biggest circle jerk goes to.....this thread!

Best use of another boardsies [legendary] quote ^^^^

tintinr35

Sangre wrote:

And the award for the biggest circle jerk goes to.....this thread!

im sure there is gratitute for your award in there somewhere............


zane i believe thats 2 years in a row u have won* best and sexiest male how are you feeling





*and by won i mean gave them to yourself!!

Sangre

Not the only thing he gives himself wuh wuh.

singingstranger

Before I get into the meat of it,
Best boardsie for nicely formatting posts and being handily comprehensive with their categories - Zane from MTV2

Best awards starter person - tintinr35 (there can only be one...)
Award for giving an award or I'll get a kick up the backside - p_larkin99 (arf...)
Best thread - The wonderful world of Scraggs!
Best n00b - elmyra and dajaffa
Best iron fist mod - peachypants
Best old skool poster - Seb of t3h bummage and Grimes of t3h grimage.
Villain of the year - Mr Nice Guy (just to be ironic, going on names alone)
Brains of the year - panda100, for having the sense to ask for continued bannage in exam period!
Debater of the year - tied between pretty*monster and Vainglory, you two are damn convincing arguers.
Teh nerd of teh year - irlrobins
Most amusing poster - Scraggs or Firespinner
Unbelievably funniest poster - Sangre
Spamtastic spammer of the year award - Scraggs
Hack of the year - tempted to put self but that would just be sad. Vainglory by definition. HappyCrackHead gets an honourable mention.
Best Haircut - f**k it, I'm going to divulge - me, because it's hairCUT, not hair-not-cut, and my flowing UCD-Ball-poster-worthy(!) blondage got a major culling today courtesy of the Belfield Barber.
Best Non-Haircut - SebtheBum (must be said, fair play for doing it for a good cause!)
The Daniel Wang award for poster who does not exist - Mr.Nice Guy
The singingstranger award for most likely to pass their exams with ridiculous ease - Pythia strikes me as the type who doesn't need to try.
Why have I still not ever met you award!!! Scraggs, because she recognises me all the time and I never do the same back... incidentally, didn't want to say it today for fear of utter embarrasment (edit: meaning a reply along the lines of "who the hell is Pythia?!") but Pythia, was that you on the sofas in the Student Centre today?
Best Maleist - Firespinner
Best Feminist - pretty*monster, natch
Sexiest Male - Grimes. You would.
Sexiest Female - Not to do anyone down but if Pythia wins sex0rest boardsie overall, it wouldn't make sense if she didn't win the qualifier...
The James Carroll award for sitting around all year and not doing a tap of work - zap (must be said, does lots of work but nothing of an academic sense)
Legend award - peachypants. You put up with far too much.
Best Trinners poster - Th'only one this n00b remembers is crash_000.
The Pete Doherty Award for constant no showing and being AWOL all the ****ing time - if this refers to beers, then I can't nominate anybody except myself because I've never been! :rolleyes:

Anyone who I haven't given one too... I am teh sorry if I forgot you. Take me up on it and a custom award will be devised with alarming panic.

And to those who have nominated me for best noobage type: thankyou, it means a lot to be remembered.

The_Minister

singingstranger wrote:

.
, didn't want to say it today for fear of utter embarrasment but Pythia, was that you on the sofas in the Student Centre today?

That was her I was behind her.

anonymous_joe

Biggest Perv of the Year award...

tintinr35

ya is this not the second time uve mentioned how u "happened" to see her

run pythia run for your ****ing life

Scraggs

LOL A special Endurance Award to Pythia for putting up with all this lechy carry on!

And a really important award for Blush for most eloquent poster