Give us a good name for a horse

Fuzzy_Dunlop

simple as that really, my friends are doing one of those race nights for charity and i wanna buy a horse and give it a bitchin name, any ideas?



sorry if this is the wrong place, this is where this kinda rubbish usually goes right:)

Scraggs

Scraggs thats bitchin right???:D

county

go on my son

DonkeyStyle \o/

Call it 'Why the long face?' ... or has that been done already?

rondeco

Hoof Hearted.

Fuzzy_Dunlop

rondeco wrote:

Hoof Hearted.

yeah i've heard that one before, pretty good, also liked norfolk and chance. thanks people, keep em coming

biko

Jolly Jumper

ferdi

hung

Kur4mA

Yore Ma

Dun laoire

"The hairy bastard"

Would make commentary interesting if anything.

Pigman II

Pinocchio

Takeshi_Kovacs

Here's a few for ye...

Just Another Victim of The Ambient Morality

Attitude Adjuster

Quietly Confident

although i might use one of those myself in the near future, for the me own horse..

Fuzzy_Dunlop

kyub wrote:

Yore Ma

actualy its amazing, ive been at one of these before and one of them was actually called your ma, another one was called 'a donkey', "no.5 is....a donkey":D , thats why i really wanna get a good 'un

homah_7ft

Jockey's short?

Pighead

If hes got a small cock call him "Hung like a Human" otherwise go for the old reliable "Sugarlump".

WhiteWashMan

tom dick or sally all work.

homah_7ft

WhiteWashMan wrote:

tom dick or sally all work.

It's a bit long

DonkeyStyle \o/

Pighead wrote:

call him "Hung like a Human"

Heh, I like that one... or maybe "Hung like my owner".

Spot
Rex
Fido
Rover

ST*

Scraggs wrote:

Scraggs thats bitchin right???:D

Surrrrre

Shock treatment ftw!

If that horse wins anything, I want a cut of the profits

Guru Maith Agut

Call it "Still Running"! And hopefully for your sake it won't be when it comes to the race

call it bluewolf

Earthhorse

EARTHhorse.

No wait, that's taken. Call it something else.

Fajitas!

There was a greyhound years ago called "Nota Fu King Chance"...How about going those lines!

Dooom

Nightrider?

Or failing that, Fat Boy. Or maybe Flash - might encourage it to be a super-horse.

jaggeh

up and atom!

D-Generate

Big Greyhound

Fuzzy_Dunlop

Fajitas! wrote:

There was a greyhound years ago called "Nota Fu King Chance"...How about going those lines!

yeah thats the kinda thing i was thinking of actually but i couldnt really think of anything original or good

Vidic-is-good

call it 'Ass-Power'

Redrocket

george

Zebra3

How about Pussy Galore or Dr Goodhead?

You can't beat a bit of Bond!!!

Sizzler

Axemebolix
Updajaxie
Strap on

Vidic-is-good

playa3 wrote:

yeah thats the kinda thing i was thinking of actually but i couldnt really think of anything original or good

I heard that Wayne Rooney tried to name one of his horses this but wasnt allowed. People have been trying this for years but they get rejected every time. As far as I know, if you name your horse somethign like this, you cant race them.

Bard

Bonzo.

Bonzo the Horse.

Yes.

Pighead

Call it Beruthial and let everybody on boards ride her.

playa3

playa3 wrote:

yeah thats the kinda thing i was thinking of actually but i couldnt really think of anything original or good

mr ed
hor c
ben dover
over the fence
im-not-dead
im-a-horse

Fajitas!

Sofa King Slooow.

OMcGovern

Call it "Shy Tall Knight"..... when the commentator says it fast it'll sound like "****e all night"

I won a bottle of champagne out of that name

regards,
Owen

Reaver772

Super Glue
Crazy Glue
Running from the resturant

daiixi

Deleted User wrote:

Spot
Rex
Fido
Rover

:eek: I've always said that if I ever get a horse that I'd call it Fido!!!

scojones

I usually take part in this every year in the local. I go for names such as:

Clegnut
Rectal Rooter
Father Fluffy Bottom
Sir Romps Alot
The One Mile Wonder
The Wife's Sister (although that is a real horse)
Hairy Arse
The Lesbian Feltcher

Ruu_Old

Horsey
The Kitchen Sink

or maybe after one of our beloved admins or mods pick your favourite.

Sizzler

OMcGovern wrote:

Call it "Shy Tall Knight"..... when the commentator says it fast it'll sound like "****e all night"

I won a bottle of champagne out of that name

regards,
Owen

FPMSL !! CLASSIC !!!!

Id buy you a bottle of champers meself.....BRILLIANT!

18AD

Heroine

ctrl-alt-delete

The Stupid Country

pants on fire

Incest is not just for christmas

finnpark

Some names:

Beef or Salmonella
Maine Contender
I cant think of name
No Name
The Bet Collector
Equine Delight
What a Ride
Ride like a Whor*
Ride On

aidan_dunne

All these suggestions and I can't believe nobody's yet mentioned that Father Ted classic...........












Divorce Referendum!

"Come on Divorce Referendum, come on!"

aidan_dunne

sjones wrote:

Father Fluffy Bottom

I like that one as well. Also, in keeping with the Father Ted ideas, how about also considering:

Himalaya Joe

Todd Unctious

Len Brennan

I Really Shouldn't Be Here

Oh, It's the Knacker's Yard For You, Pal! (That one might be a bit long, though. )

Get Your Bollix Out Of My Face

It's My Money, Father

Ecumenical Matter

Dave!

Call him somethin like "Patrick's Dream", or "John's [something]"

Just a real common name, cos I know whenever I see a horse with the same name as moi, that's the one I put money on!

ibanez

Hitler MacGyver.