Boards Rich List

Pherekydes

In view of the popular thread about the Times' rich list, I thought I'd start our own.

I'll go first:

I'm worth €7.43

KdjaCL

Define worth ? Estate and actual cash and savings or just whats in your pckets?


€8.20 and 3 screws for a PC Case.



kdjac

Tar.Aldarion

I have mucho money. Like a fiver atm.

WhiteWashMan

i have some sock fluff, a half a packet of old nachos and about 25p in loose change.

that me at the bottom of the list

gurramok

Near bottom of list here, a rich boardser wouldn't dare come near the area i live in due to fear of losing his/her gold teeth

amp

Yes, there's also potential earnings and the value of the various minerals and compounds that make up a body.

However I currently am worth €93.15, a fiver fitz chip, some czech marlboro lights, an old irish five punt note, a plastic northern irish five sterling note and a lighter. It's been a fun week.

Blowfish

i'm worth a whole 2 shillings

Wertz

~€378,000*

I win. Thread closed.







*It's amazing what you can do with a €50 note, a colour copier and a week's holidays.

bounty

about 100 million







iraqi dinar

Basq

€16.88, 128MB Memory Key and a 1GB Memory Key.

Ruu_Old

I have 2 dollars

WhiteWashMan

a bunch of píss poor fúckers we are.

lets head over to the UCD forum and mug some students!

Attol

About €12, £25, a bottle of peach schnapps, 2 John Player, a silver lighter in the shape of a nakey lady and a cheque book to a bank account that is empty.

besty

WhiteWashMan wrote:

a bunch of píss poor fúckers we are.

lets head over to the UCD forum and mug some students!

Oh yea, because that would help!

Tchocky

a dollar

Blowfish

I'm a student in UCD, and i'm still broke

Wertz

LadyLotts wrote:

About €12, £25, a bottle of peach schnapps, 2 John Player, a silver lighter in the shape of a nakey lady and a cheque book to a bank account that is empty.

Hey I'll give ya "€50" for the sterling and the bottle of schnapps? Just try not to get it wet before you manage to paw...er, spend it...

smashey

Peasants.

Matthewthebig

anyone have change of a button?

Naos

Sixty odd euro, half bottle of Stella artois, pack of chewinggum.

casanova_kid

A few pints of bavaria and i'm yours, baby.

grimloch

I'm not even wearing pants.

patzer117

bounty wrote:

about 100 million

Flip ya for it

RuggieBear

according to my overdraft about minus €7.5k:(

Blowfish

Well I managed to find 20 quid today, so the drinks are on me.:)

Lump

€2.85 Million at the moment.... sure to rise in the next few minutes.

John

0utshined

Four houses with a current market value of ~€1.3 million between them, outstanding mortgage is €285,000

1 city centre apartment worth €320,000, mortgage 173,000.

Stock worth ~€875,000 as of close of business today

Bonds worth €270,000

€25,462.22 in a deposit account

€12,321.12 in my current account

€722.32 in my wallet

Total : €2345505.66

I win.

steveland?

€25 plus some loose change in my wallet, 5 Marlboro Red, a bottle of Club Lemon and a phone that turns on when I hit it...

0utshined

steveland? wrote:

€25 plus some loose change in my wallet, 5 Marlboro Red, a bottle of Club Lemon and a phone that turns on when I hit it...

swap?

Sparky

Well after the bills are paid next week, maybe about €600.

Creamy Goodness

a button, a piece of red thread, a plectrum, some fluff and the the pricely sum of 28cent.

Tar.Aldarion

Where do people keep getting buttons...I want one.

Femelade

i have about €30 in my purse....had to pay to get my car fixed yesterday...so i'm broke. oh but i'm getting paid next friday so happy days!

Sparky

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

Where do people keep getting buttons...I want one.

Id give you the one on my jeans but they may fall off.

Gary ITR

HA HA My overdraft is feckin overdrawn!!!!

Sofaspud

A phone, 2 plectrums(beat THAT, Cremo), a toothpick, 40 cents and some keys.
Just wait 'til my bonds mature.









I have no bonds

Sarky

Ay am considerably richer than yow.

takethebiscuit

I have a real job, unlike what most of the Arts students in this place will ever have, so I can boast a Visa Platinum with 12,000 squid that the nice credit card company said I can spend on absolutely anything (at no cost to me if I should happen to die within the next 28 days).

WhiteWashMan

takethebiscuit wrote:

I have a real job, unlike what most of the Arts students in this place will ever have, so I can boast a Visa Platinum with 12,000 squid that the nice credit card company said I can spend on absolutely anything (at no cost to me if I should happen to die within the next 28 days).

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

no offence, but arts students arent allowed to sign up to boards.ie

netwhizkid

€15Million as of last Tuesday Week. I have seen my personal fortune gain 33% alone since January.

WhiteWashMan

netwhizkid wrote:

€15Million as of last Tuesday Week. I have seen my personal fortune gain 33% alone since January.

and it just goes to show that you cant buy class.

koneko

I'm double of whatever netwhizkid claims he's worth at any given time.

Plus some bits of popcorn, car keys, and some tictacs

takethebiscuit

WhiteWashMan wrote:

no offence, but arts students arent allowed to sign up to boards.ie

Jaysus, quite a few o' them are slipping in under the fence. There should be dogs patrolling the perimeter, and no namby-pamby amnesty business.

Lump

0utshined wrote:

Four houses with a current market value of ~€1.3 million between them, outstanding mortgage is €285,000

1 city centre apartment worth €320,000, mortgage 173,000.

Stock worth ~€875,000 as of close of business today

Bonds worth €270,000

€25,462.22 in a deposit account

€12,321.12 in my current account

€722.32 in my wallet

Total : €2345505.66

I win.

Eh.... 2.85 Million is more then 2.34 Million.

Pherekydes

WhiteWashMan wrote:

no offence, but arts students arent allowed to sign up to boards.ie

Nothing stopped me!

takethebiscuit

Take him out boys...he's out in the open

SpAcEd OuT

netwhizkid wrote:

€15Million as of last Tuesday Week. I have seen my personal fortune gain 33% alone since January.

really :rolleyes:

what is it that you do exactly

no offence but you sound young

Scraggs

takethebiscuit wrote:

I have a real job, unlike what most of the Arts students in this place will ever have....

Huh well I've got two!
I wont let ye know how much I'm worth ..its rude to talk about your wealth:p

WhiteWashMan wrote:

no offence, but arts students arent allowed to sign up to boards.ie

but.. but *runs off crying into the distance

seamus

If I sold everything I'd probably end up with about €5k in cash.

Then of course, I'd have to go get a loan to buy my stuff back.....

takethebiscuit

Scraggs wrote:

Huh well I've got two!

Abrakebabra and licking envelopes don't count

Scraggs

^^ pfffff.... if only you knew;)