Drunk mans food

Doc

What is the best food for drunken people just home from the pub, club, beach, back-field?

You know you get home didn’t get anything on the way home because all is closed.

For me it has to be pâté on toast. Posh you may say (coz your thick) but it is truly the food of the gods I tells yea.. and the ease of cooking means that even the drunkest of us can fill our beer sloshed bellies with Brussels goodness and have minimum tidy up next day.

Sarky

Humble pie is seriously under-rated by the just-home drunk.

nuttz

Doc wrote:

Posh you may say (coz your thick)

and you're* an idiot!

*Notice the correct spelling

blu_sonic

abbrakebbra chip butty with ketchup mayo and cheese, and garlic and cheese fries.

all to be consumed at home

Doc

nuttz wrote:

and you're* an idiot!

*Notice the correct spelling

No I’m not just dyslexic but thanks for your ever so interesting opinion. I truly feel put in my place now by gosh and feel I have to thank you for this. I guess people who spell you’re incorrectly while slightly tipsy at 3:45 in the morning need to be put in their place by one as wise as you and I feel so lucky you could be here to do it for me.


P.S. I LOVE YOU AND WANT YOUR BABIES!!!

blu_sonic

i think he's taking a pop at the paté thing, but pops at spelling are stupid, you win by default

nuttz

blu_sonic wrote:

pops at spelling are stupid, you win by default

Who says he wins?
He is obviously (trolling) emphasising the fact that he has pâté on toast, as opposed to us peasants with just toast.

******....

I just have a dislike for all things pretentious.

blu_sonic

me? a vvanker? hum, ok you win use of profanity

nuttz

blu_sonic wrote:

me? a ******r? hum, ok you win use of profanity

not you blu_sonic, I meant that for the original poster

blu_sonic

thats ok then, you win that round 1-1,

though you might get banned for calling him what you did

nuttz

blu_sonic wrote:

though you might get banned for calling him what you did

statement retracted!

Dirk Gently

drunken food? just about anything at hand when you drunkenly fall into your kitchen.
cheesey toast in the sandwich maker if capable enough to operate the device.

and any kind of fast food place which i probably would never go near sober and thats open between the pub and your house. What to order? anything. i just walk in and declare im starving and require food. Will the fat man behind the counter take offence to my drunken display and spit in my food? probably, but im mostly to drunk to give a **** and would eat anything at that stage that was hot and greasy.
Ever notice how you always get the most lovely burger in the world when your locked and starving, and when your sober your left feeling short changed by the same burger.

Black Swan

Doc wrote:

What is the best food for drunken people just home from the pub, club, beach, back-field?

You know you get home didn’t get anything on the way home because all is closed.

For me it has to be pâté on toast. Posh you may say (coz your thick) but it is truly the food of the gods I tells yea.. and the ease of cooking means that even the drunkest of us can fill our beer sloshed bellies with Brussels goodness and have minimum tidy up next day.

In the States many of us normally do an American breakfast after drinking too much, like eggs sunny side up, pan cakes, hash browns, bacon, and OJ cause we have places over here that stay open 24/7 and serve this food anytime (Denny's comes to mind).

Sure beats the "hair of the dog," or a raw egg in beer the next morning!:eek:

blu_sonic

how is my quote stared out in you quote of me, but not in the original message, i used 2v's to represent a W (wasn't that clever)

nuttz

Blue_Lagoon wrote:

"hair of the dog,"

To be honest, I hadn't heard of "hair of the dog" until I lived in the UK, I knew the concept but had not used it before then.

The American breakfast sounds like an Irish/English breakfast, hmmm...

Black Swan

nuttz wrote:

To be honest, I hadn't heard of "hair of the dog" until I lived in the UK, I knew the concept but had not used it before then.

The American breakfast sounds like an Irish/English breakfast, hmmm...

I don't do the hair of the dog, but have friends who do. They think of it as the morning after pill for booze.:p

Archeron

for those unfortunate moments when everywhere is shut before you get to stuff your face, its always wise to keep an emergency battered sausage in a safe place where it wont be found by passers by. Behind the radiator in the hall normally does the trick. Dust it off, two minutes in the micro and tada, emergency drunk food.

muppetkiller

On nights out in Limerick it always had to be a Gravy chips from Chicken hut ..
Now that i'm back in Galway it has to be a dirty kebab from Dominick Street..
Those things contain soooo much salt that when you wake up you look preserved haha

Fajitas!

If there's nothing open on the way home, cereal as soon as I get in the door.

If there's places open and I'm in Waterford, New York Pie Co. If I'm in Dublin, Charlies!

azezil

donor kabab ftw

Sleepy

My favourite is the all night resteraunt in the Stillorgan Bowling Alley. Full Irish fry up available at 3/4 in the morning

carbonkid

That ones easy, taco fries!!!

Its like your burger and chips all in one...and when your drunk you dont notice the rank smell in abrakebabra.

Sengoku79

If there is anywhere open the one and only drunken food item that is a must

The Taco Dog

mmmmm

meditraitor

The good old Donor Kebab,

Selik

www.quarterpounderwithcheese.com

Funkstard

3 in 1 from Lee's Kitchen in Dalkey. Every single time, and it just gets better and better

Siogfinsceal

usually its brown hula hoops from the 24 hr garage...and a pink snack hits the stop. meanies are good too. also bacon and susage toasted sambos superquinn sausages are best

Tobias Greeshman

Chicken Kebab out of Macari's in Maynooth only fecking lovely

PowerHouseDan

Subway Meatball Sandwich...

nachos

Normally I'm loate to darken their door, but I've found that the double cheeseburger from McDonalds makes for excellent post-pub snackage. It's all meaty and cheesy with ketchup. nyom nyom. Plus, it's only €2 so you'll have money left for the bus/taxi home!

uncle ernie

taco chip from abby babby in letterkenny!

Liver Lips

Sleepy wrote:

My favourite is the all night resteraunt in the Stillorgan Bowling Alley. Full Irish fry up available at 3/4 in the morning

Sounds prefect...A fry at 4am with a skinfull of booze

trajan

I visited a place in greystones once called jokers which was simply incredible. granted i was horribly, dreadfully drunk, but the food was impeccable. i swear short of injecting your veins with pounds of solid grease you won't get a better junkfood kick

Miss Fluff

Pittas and lots of hummus or if I can manage to find the cooker, lots of yummy grilled bacon on batch bread with mayo.

ferdi

anything filled with grease, salt and all things good

Tar.Aldarion

Chips or cereal. Coke!

county

the first thing that comes to hand really,i also try not to cook when pissed,could be dangerous especaily when deep fat fryers are involed

DOLEMAN

Stir fry. Rubex. Mushrooms. Fudge.

= no hangover!!

Katykaboom

Taco fries/ garlic n cheese chips when going home unaccompanied / when nowhere is open , I have a brown bread sandwhich with cheese turkey and coleslaw. its weird, I know. And I always wake up with coleslaw chunks in my teeth, mouth tasting like I licked a damp crusty sock. I'm such a classy broad.

Rb

If I'm dragged to abrakebabra after a night out it's usually a "curry chip butty", if it's a chipper then it's a quarter pounder with cheese.

Generally I just stop at a garage or 24hour shop and get brown hoola hoops and coke but I prefer just eating when I get home though, oddly enough it's usually either waffles in pitta bread with ketchup, cereal or whatever's left of that evenings dinner.

Dun laoire

A big sloppy doner kebab with all sauses, tears the arse off me the next day (maybe thats the pints) but they are just so damn tasty when pissed, i cant resist the little humdingers after a p1ss up. Oh yes give me a doner any day

weemcd

spicy chicken wings are the fúcking win when you are pissed. Jesus christ, seen them at a paty and musta had about 12 at our table, then i went looking for more. So good to just munch and tear away at like a caveman, plus you have the added bonus of all the girls being able to watch you tear away at a chicken wing with grease all over your face!

so yeah. chicken wings.

ferdi

chicken wings are pointlessly small, when i'm pished i need a large amound of tasty grub

conky_05

Giles wrote:

www.quarterpounderwithcheese.com

mm...i hear ya man !!! ah it's friday, take-away night !!!!

Asok

There was a special order myself and syxpak would get from the kebab house on dominic street sober and drunk.... It was kebab meat and chips with cheese curry sauce coleslaw chilli sauce garlic sauce I believe they called it the heart attack in our honour. Now that was real drunk mans food.

Rhyme

Tea... and some prawn crackers.

blu_sonic

yay is friday filthy abbey kebbabby night

Degsy

When i lived in drumcondra there's a place Called some like it hot next to quinns pub.They used to do a kebab in a box so you wouldnt have to worry bout the fattening effects of the pitta bread.it was about thalf a kilo of kebab meat swimming in sauce and best of all there's no waste.When i got home i used to feck the empty box on the fire and the amount of grease in the sauce regularly would set the chimney on fire!I remember trying to eat one sober once and i managed a couple of mouthfulls.

skywalker

Degsy wrote:

When i lived in drumcondra there's a place Called some like it hot next to quinns pub.

I remember them doing really nice quarter pounders, havent had one in years though.


The best drunken food for me is doner kebab, although I will generally go for whatever is easiest.

Degsy

skywalker wrote:

I remember them doing really nice quarter pounders, havent had one in years though.


The best drunken food for me is doner kebab, although I will generally go for whatever is easiest.

I got a quarter pounder once from there and it wasnt cooked properly,didnt know whether i was coming or going for three days.

sioda

In limerick there is a place called the lobster pot that do curry and cheese chips and battered jumbo sausages always does the job for me