Should we invade the UK.....

takethebiscuit

....now that we're king of the world?

Femelade

whats with you?
i just got a little sick in my mouth

Pazaz 21

takethebiscuit wrote:

....now that we're king of the world?

Yes, we should. Round up as many people as you can, arm them with pitch forks and assemble at Dublin Airport. I'll meet you there....:rolleyes:

Vulpiner

Femmy wrote:

whats with you?
i just got a little sick in my mouth

Someones alert tonight.

King of the world? In what what way? And with what?

Vulpiner

Pazaz 21 wrote:

Yes, we should. Round up as many people as you can, arm them with pitch forks and assemble at Dublin Airport. I'll meet you there....:rolleyes:

Up the RA! Hrar!

takethebiscuit

Now that we're no longer the bend-over-and-take-it-up-the-chuff Paddies of before.

monkeyfudge

What's the UK ever done to us?

Mossy Monk

takethebiscuit wrote:

....now that we're king of the world?

no, we couldnt afford the initial cost of such an exercise so that leaves me repeating my original sentiment. no

county

Vulpiner wrote:

Up the RA! Hrar!

up your ma!Hrar

Pazaz 21

monkeyfudge wrote:

What's the UK ever do to us?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!! GENIUS:D

jimmycrackcorm

Is it irish Ferries or Stenna that has the cheap fares over.

takethebiscuit

We could lead all the old colonies in an invasion, kill the Queen, sack the castle, pillage stuff, grab the trees, (but not rape the lassies...cos they're mingers)

Vulpiner

Now that were part of the EU we can all live there if we want.

Vulpiner

county wrote:

up your ma!Hrar

Ho-ho! Manchester man, it was tongue in cheek. Wont be sticking a pitchfork in any Sasanach

monkeyfudge

dear lord... you see a few cannons wheeled down O'Connell street and then you rush off back home and masturbate over fantasys of invading Britain... get a grip!

takethebiscuit

Michael O'Leary might give us cheap flights over, but we'll have to pay for our own booze. and if anyone wants to puke a little in their mouth, then can spit it out onto the seats.

Paul Tergat

Don't find this funny at all!

takethebiscuit

we have a few cannons in Ireland? even better

Guy:Incognito

takethebiscuit wrote:

....now that we're king of the world?

Who's letting you use the internet unsupervised?

Jesus, give the kids a couple of weeks holidays and they lose the run of themselves.:eek:

Vulpiner

Or hold it in until we get there. Nahh, Ryanair deserves my sick

smashey

Why not go West? USA. Get Dubya.

This might come in handy.

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2054918649

JaysusMacfeck

Yes, we should.

First we will build a big wall around London and ban the English language. It shall only be the rich and educated that speak Irish.

I reckon a few Bertie plantations around Edinburgh will do the trick in that area.

If there are any problems with these pesky Brits, we can deploy that Blank n' Antos from Dublin's innercity who are free to rape and eat any man, women or child who defies the might of the Irish Kindom.

el rabitos

....now that we're king of the world?

how could that be? I am the king of the world.

...your not cool

Vulpiner

Bertie plantations around Edinburgh will do the trick in that area.

Great phrase. What does a Bertie plantation involve? Cranes, cranes...cranes?

takethebiscuit

JaysusMacfeck wrote:

If there are any problems with these pesky Brits, we can deploy that Blank n' Antos from Dublin's innercity who are free to rape and eat any man, women or child who defies the might of the Irish Kindom.

Good idea...press-gang (or is it gang-press?) the skangers. I knew there'd be a use for them. This is shaping into a plan...

JaysusMacfeck

lol

JaysusMacfeck

Vulpiner wrote:

Bertie plantations around Edinburgh will do the trick in that area.

Great phrase. What does a Bertie plantation involve? Cranes, cranes...cranes?

Nah. I reckon we just shift the contents of Northern Ireland over to Scotland!

cooperguy

How about Bulldosing london and replacing it with fields of potatoes for as far as the eye can see

takethebiscuit

and to get them back for the 800 years of misery that they inflicted on us(which is alleged; I wasn't there)....we could deport them all to France.

JaysusMacfeck

takethebiscuit wrote:

and to get them back for the 800 years of misery that they inflicted on us(which is alleged; I wasn't there)....we could deport them all to France.

Not even. Just steal their food, starve them, and let them emmigrate to France - the French have no problems with immigration OR the English.

Sleepy

JaysusMacfeck wrote:

Blank n' Antos

That phrase alone saves this thread!

takethebiscuit

Sleepy wrote:

That phrase alone saves this thread!

Why, was it sinking? r u an English "person" by any chance?

Sleepy

No, just prefer the teenireland drivel to stay on that site rather than here on boards...

Vulpiner

Thats Bebo, yes?

ChityWest

I think we should definitely invade - so long as we all agree to give it back in 2800 or thereabouts. Is there a plan for this one or are we playing it by ear ?

takethebiscuit

Sleepy wrote:

No, just prefer the teenireland drivel to stay on that site rather than here on boards...

what u doing reading this thread then?

the_syco

JaysusMacfeck wrote:

Yes, we should.

First we will build a big wall around London and ban the English language. It shall only be the rich and educated that speak Irish.

I reckon a few Bertie plantations around Edinburgh will do the trick in that area.

If there are any problems with these pesky Brits, we can deploy that Blank n' Antos from Dublin's innercity who are free to rape and eat any man, women or child who defies the might of the Irish Kindom.

Well, to be quite honest, here's my plan:

Send over Bertie, and let him [strike]build the bertie bowl and a working e-voting machine[/strike] destroy the place by wasting lots of money on things that never actually get built or used.

Then, move over all the dole offices from Dublin, and after 3 weeks, close them.

The resulting chaos (caused by all th skangers trying to "work") should allow a few of our politicans walk in, and take over control, and let loose something worse than rape and pillage by the Irish: the scruge of... Irish politics!!!:D

Oh, and also send over 5000 brown envelopes.

blu_sonic

we're doing it slowly, wait 50 years they'll all be paddys anyway

Dave!

I still think that we should swap the residents on Northern Ireland for those in Scotland... It'd be great!

takethebiscuit

(On a side note:

DaveMcG wrote:

I still think that we should swap the residents on Northern Ireland for those in Scotland... It'd be great!

....you know the way the map of Ireland looks like a little man driving a car....and Northern Ireland is in the place where his brains should be? well, I'm irritated by that. It really should be around Waterford)

Repli

takethebiscuit wrote:

Should we invade the UK.....
....now that we're king of the world?

What a well constructed logical argument. Yes, yes we should.

Dave!

takethebiscuit wrote:

(On a side note:



....you know the way the map of Ireland looks like a little man driving a car....and Northern Ireland is in the place where his brains should be? well, I'm irritated by that. It really should be around Waterford)

nuh uh, it looks like a teddy bear

takethebiscuit

DaveMcG wrote:

nuh uh, it looks like a teddy bear

Nah... a little 72-year-old geezer drivin an '89 Fiesta, but.....old man/teddy bear....teddy bear/old man.....whatever tickles your fancy.

takethebiscuit

takethebiscuit wrote:

....you know the way the map of Ireland looks like a little man driving a car....and Northern Ireland is in the place where his brains should be? well, I'm irritated by that. It really should be around Waterford)

By Jaysus, you're right

(okay, I suck at drawing)

englander

I think you may find that you have invaded the UK already (especially England for some reason).

There are quite literally millions of Irish over on the mainland !

Beggars belief that so many Irish go and stay over there (taking the Queen's shilling !) considering what a great place Ireland is !
Speaks volumes that does.

But seriously though.....

Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough !!!

PS. Rule Britannia

takethebiscuit

englander wrote:

Beggars belief that so many Irish go and stay over there (taking the Queen's shilling !) considering what a great place Ireland is !
Speaks volumes that does.

They're the fifth column (but they don't know it yet).....the courageous martyrs who are sacrificing themselves spending years in the heathen land, away from the sod of their ancestors...shuddering each time they spend the queen's shilling on reconnaissance missions in local hostelries.

(Brilliant pic btw, boneyarsebogman...u should be on the Late Late promoting your latest exhibition)

Hagar

Invade the UK? Preposterous. I mean where would we put all the prisoners?
Obviously this will need more planning.
Let's all meet up at the corner near the chipper after tea and we can work out the details.

Tazz T

I invaded England in 1985...

...gave it back in 2000 - their Guinness was crap.

Can I have Northern Ireland back now please?

connundrum

We should really do a trial run with The Isle of Man first though... no? I've a feeling that if we were to have a succesful campaign there, then taking over the UK will be a doddle

Liver Lips

Sleepy wrote:

No, just prefer the teenireland drivel to stay on that site rather than here on boards...

Heres an idear (yes idear) we could send you over first and you could bore them into submission with superior attitude...this is the wankernet and after hours..not exactly discussing the merits of kafka in other threads are we??

englander

For the love of JAAAAAAAAAAAAYSUS.......... PLEASE take Northern Ireland first.

You wouldn't believe it, but nothing but trouble that place....

I'll tell you what. You dont invade us and we will *very* reluctantly give you that rich, prosperous and happy-go-friendly bit of land, known as Northern Ireland, back to you. Reluctantly mind !

'We' will even throw in Wales and Scotland if you like.

By the way if you do invade the UK and decide to opress us for 800 years, who will teach all the 'opressed prisoners' of the UK, Irish. None of you lot speak Irish.

You'll have 60 odd million people who can ask in Irish to go to the toilet, say 'milk', 'bed', 'sit down', 'stand up' in Irish.

And I promise you sonny Jim, that after you have opressed us, we will bang on about it for a VERY long time afterwards and we will blame your uninvited occupation/opression on all our country's failings. OK ?