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What humour type are you?

  • 18-04-2006 9:42pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,122 ✭✭✭The Free Man


    Pretty good test here, i reckon its fairly accurate.

    linko: http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=17565214125862764376


    i am:

    the Wit
    (52% dark, 34% spontaneous, 15% vulgar)
    your humor style:
    CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK
    You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer.

    Your sense of humor takes the most thought to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.
    PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais


    give it a go!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,805 ✭✭✭Setun


    Whoah, Woody Allen and Ricky Gervais! My two comedic heroes, nice one.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,800 ✭✭✭county


    the Shock Jock
    (61% dark, 53% spontaneous, 63% vulgar)
    your humor style:
    VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | DARK


    Your sense of humor is off-the-cuff and kind of gross. Is it is also sinister, cynical, and vaguely threatening to the purer folks of this world. You probably get off on that. You would cut a greasy fart, then blame it on your mom, and then just shrug when someone pointed out that she's dead.

    Yours is hands-down the most outrageous sense of humor; you like things trangressive and hardcore. It's highly likely (a) you have no limits (b) you have no scruples and (c) you have no job. Ironically, it's your type of humor that can make the biggest bucks in show business.

    PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Howard Stern - Adam Sandler - Roseanne Barr


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 794 ✭✭✭ChityWest


    Pretty good test here, i reckon its fairly accurate.

    linko: http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=17565214125862764376


    i am:

    the Wit
    (52% dark, 34% spontaneous, 15% vulgar)
    your humor style:
    CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK
    You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer.

    Your sense of humor takes the most thought to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.
    PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais


    give it a go!


    the Cutting Edge

    (57% dark, 57% spontaneous, 31% vulgar)
    your humor style:
    CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | DARK


    Your humor's mostly innocent and off-the-cuff, but somehow there's something slightly menacing about you.

    (course I deliberately gave the wrong answers - or did I, menace menace)


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Grayson Mammoth Viewer


    the Prankster
    (23% dark, 30% spontaneous, 10% vulgar)
    your humor style:
    CLEAN | COMPLEX | LIGHT

    Your humor has an intellectual, even conceptual slant to it. You're not pretentious, but you're not into what some would call 'low humor' either. You'll laugh at a good dirty joke, but you definitely prefer something clever to something moist.
    You probably like well-thought-out pranks and/or spoofs and it's highly likely you've tried one of these things yourself. In a lot of ways, yours is the most entertaining type of humor because it's smart without being mean-spirited.

    All very well, but I'm not a prankster...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,112 ✭✭✭Blowfish


    Wahey I got the prankster!
    47% dark, 30% spontaneous, 31% vulgar
    CLEAN | COMPLEX | LIGHT
    "
    Your humor has an intellectual, even conceptual slant to it. You're not pretentious, but you're not into what some would call 'low humor' either. You'll laugh at a good dirty joke, but you definitely prefer something clever to something moist.

    You probably like well-thought-out pranks and/or spoofs and it's highly likely you've tried one of these things yourself. In a lot of ways, yours is the most entertaining type of humor because it's smart without being mean-spirited.

    PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Conan O'Brian - Ashton Kutcher "

    In other words i'm a smartass


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,122 ✭✭✭The Free Man


    bluewolf wrote:
    but you definitely prefer something clever to something moist.

    :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Idiot Savant

    (23% dark, 65% spontaneous, 52% vulgar)
    You like things silly, immediate, and, above all, outrageous. Ixne on the subtle word play, more testicles on fire, please. People like you are the most likely to RECEIVE internet forwards--and also the most likely to save them in a special folder entitled 'HOLY ****'.

    Because it's so easily appreciated, and often wacky and physical, your sense of humor never ceases to amuse your friends. Most realize that there's a sly intelligence and a knowing wink to your tastes. Your sense of humor could be called 'anti-pretentious'--but paradoxically enough, that indicates you're smarter than most.

    PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Johnny Knoxville - Jimmy Kimmel


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,089 ✭✭✭fuzzywiggle


    the Cutting Edge

    (57% dark, 57% spontaneous, 36% vulgar)
    your humor style:
    CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | DARK


    Your humor's mostly innocent and off-the-cuff, but somehow there's something slightly menacing about you. Part of your humor is making people a little uncomfortable, even if the things you say aren't themselves confrontational. You probably have a very dry delivery, or are seriously over-the-top.

    Your type is the most likely to appreciate a good insult and/or broken bone and/or very very fat person dancing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,136 ✭✭✭✭is_that_so


    the Wit
    (71% dark, 23% spontaneous, 15% vulgar)

    You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.

    I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer.

    Your sense of humor takes the most thought to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.

    You probably loved the Office.

    PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Grayson Mammoth Viewer


    :eek:
    Wink wink, nudge nudge.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,165 ✭✭✭DEmeant0r


    the Cutting Edge

    (57% dark, 42% spontaneous, 36% vulgar)
    your humor style:
    CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | DARK


    Your humor's mostly innocent and off-the-cuff, but somehow there's something slightly menacing about you. Part of your humor is making people a little uncomfortable, even if the things you say aren't themselves confrontational. You probably have a very dry delivery, or are seriously over-the-top.

    Your type is the most likely to appreciate a good insult and/or broken bone and/or very very fat person dancing.

    PEOPLE LIKE YOU: David Letterman - John Belushi


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,178 ✭✭✭Bob the Seducer


    the Shock Jock

    (52% dark, 50% spontaneous, 57% vulgar)
    your humor style:
    VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | DARK


    Your sense of humor is off-the-cuff and kind of gross. Is it is also sinister, cynical, and vaguely threatening to the purer folks of this world. You probably get off on that. You would cut a greasy fart, then blame it on your mom, and then just shrug when someone pointed out that she's dead.

    Yours is hands-down the most outrageous sense of humor; you like things trangressive and hardcore. It's highly likely (a) you have no limits (b) you have no scruples and (c) you have no job. Ironically, it's your type of humor that can make the biggest bucks in show business.

    PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Howard Stern - Adam Sandler - Roseanne Barr


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    the Idiot Savant
    (47% dark, 53% spontaneous, 42% vulgar)
    your humor style:
    VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT


    You like things silly, immediate, and, above all, outrageous. Ixne on the subtle word play, more testicles on fire, please. People like you are the most likely to RECEIVE internet forwards--and also the most likely to save them in a special folder entitled 'HOLY ****'.

    Because it's so easily appreciated, and often wacky and physical, your sense of humor never ceases to amuse your friends. Most realize that there's a sly intelligence and a knowing wink to your tastes. Your sense of humor could be called 'anti-pretentious'--but paradoxically enough, that indicates you're smarter than most.

    PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Johnny Knoxville - Jimmy Kimmel


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,541 ✭✭✭Davei141


    33% dark, 61% spontaneous, 31% vulgar)
    your humor style:
    CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT


    Your style's goofy, innocent and feel-good. Perfect for parties and for the dads who chaperone them. You can actually get away with corny jokes, and I bet your sense of humor is a guilty pleasure for your friends. People of your type are often the most approachable and popular people in their circle. Your simple & silly good-naturedness is immediately recognizable, and it sets you apart in this sarcastic world.

    PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Will Ferrell - Will Smith


    I never tell corny jokes :o .


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    I got the wit too...

    61% dark, 38% spontaneous, 31% vulgar


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,296 ✭✭✭RandolphEsq


    the Idiot Savant
    (38% dark, 61% spontaneous, 52% vulgar)
    your humor style:
    VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT


    You like things silly, immediate, and, above all, outrageous. Ixne on the subtle word play, more testicles on fire, please. People like you are the most likely to RECEIVE internet forwards--and also the most likely to save them in a special folder entitled 'HOLY ****'.

    Because it's so easily appreciated, and often wacky and physical, your sense of humor never ceases to amuse your friends. Most realize that there's a sly intelligence and a knowing wink to your tastes. Your sense of humor could be called 'anti-pretentious'--but paradoxically enough, that indicates you're smarter than most.

    PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Johnny Knoxville - Jimmy Kimmel


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 861 ✭✭✭p~b


    the Cutting Edge

    (52% dark, 57% spontaneous, 31% vulgar)
    your humor style:
    CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | DARK


    Your humor's mostly innocent and off-the-cuff, but somehow there's something slightly menacing about you. Part of your humor is making people a little uncomfortable, even if the things you say aren't themselves confrontational. You probably have a very dry delivery, or are seriously over-the-top.

    Your type is the most likely to appreciate a good insult and/or broken bone and/or very very fat person dancing.

    PEOPLE LIKE YOU: David Letterman - John Belushi


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,139 ✭✭✭kyp_durron


    the Idiot Savant

    (47% dark, 53% spontaneous, 42% vulgar)
    your humor style:
    VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT


    You like things silly, immediate, and, above all, outrageous. Ixne on the subtle word play, more testicles on fire, please. People like you are the most likely to RECEIVE internet forwards--and also the most likely to save them in a special folder entitled 'HOLY ****'.

    Because it's so easily appreciated, and often wacky and physical, your sense of humor never ceases to amuse your friends. Most realize that there's a sly intelligence and a knowing wink to your tastes. Your sense of humor could be called 'anti-pretentious'--but paradoxically enough, that indicates you're smarter than most.

    PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Johnny Knoxville - Jimmy Kimmel

    ....Perhaps.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 736 ✭✭✭johnp


    the Shock Jock
    (52% dark, 53% spontaneous, 47% vulgar)
    your humor style:
    VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | DARK


    Your sense of humor is off-the-cuff and kind of gross. Is it is also sinister, cynical, and vaguely threatening to the purer folks of this world. You probably get off on that. You would cut a greasy fart, then blame it on your mom, and then just shrug when someone pointed out that she's dead.

    Yours is hands-down the most outrageous sense of humor; you like things trangressive and hardcore. It's highly likely (a) you have no limits (b) you have no scruples and (c) you have no job. Ironically, it's your type of humor that can make the biggest bucks in show business.

    PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Howard Stern - Adam Sandler - Roseanne Barr

    You scored higher than 49% on darkness
    You scored higher than 72% on spontaneity
    You scored higher than 70% on vulgarity

    Stern, Sandler and Barr? No No and NO


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


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    You scored higher than 52% on vulgarity

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    the Shock Jock
    (66% dark, 53% spontaneous, 52% vulgar)
    your humor style:
    VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | DARK


    Your sense of humor is off-the-cuff and kind of gross. Is it is also sinister, cynical, and vaguely threatening to the purer folks of this world. You probably get off on that. You would cut a greasy fart, then blame it on your mom, and then just shrug when someone pointed out that she's dead.

    Yours is hands-down the most outrageous sense of humor; you like things trangressive and hardcore. It's highly likely (a) you have no limits (b) you have no scruples and (c) you have no job. Ironically, it's your type of humor that can make the biggest bucks in show business.

    PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Howard Stern - Adam Sandler - Roseanne Barr

    Roseanne Barr eh

    i liked her tv show


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 494 ✭✭meowCat


    the Ham
    14% dark | 50% spontaneous | 31% vulgar

    your humor style:
    CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT

    Your style's goofy, innocent and feel-good. Perfect for parties and for the dads who chaperone them. You can actually get away with corny jokes, and I bet your sense of humor is a guilty pleasure for your friends. People of your type are often the most approachable and popular people in their circle. Your simple & silly good-naturedness is immediately recognizable, and it sets you apart in this sarcastic world.

    PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Will Ferrell - Will Smith


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,821 ✭✭✭18AD


    I like it! *insert rotten food assault here*


    the Comic
    (42% dark, 34% spontaneous, 42% vulgar)
    your humor style:
    VULGAR | COMPLEX | LIGHT


    Yours is the most versatile and also the most popular kind of humor. You'll crack a joke about just about anything, but you're not mean-spirited or intimidating, so you can get away with it--even when, for example, you bust on Mexicans.

    You appreciate a good dirty joke as much as next person, but, over all, you've got a brainier approach to humor than most. Now just go out there and write up a routine; it's likely you'd be good at it.

    PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Dave Chappelle - Rodney Dangerfield


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,201 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    The wit!

    You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.

    I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer.

    Your sense of humor takes the most thought to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.


    For once a quiz that got me to a tee!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 494 ✭✭meowCat


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    You scored higher than 50% on darkness
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    You scored higher than 41% on spontaneity
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    You scored higher than 52% on vulgarity

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    online dating?! :confused:
    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,344 ✭✭✭red_bairn


    the Comic
    (47% dark, 38% spontaneous, 73% vulgar)
    your humor style:
    VULGAR | COMPLEX | LIGHT

    Yours is the most versatile and also the most popular kind of humor. You'll crack a joke about just about anything, but you're not mean-spirited or intimidating, so you can get away with it--even when, for example, you bust on Mexicans.

    You appreciate a good dirty joke as much as next person, but, over all, you've got a brainier approach to humor than most. Now just go out there and write up a routine; it's likely you'd be good at it.

    PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Dave Chappelle - Rodney Dangerfield
    Who?Really?ok


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,396 ✭✭✭✭kaimera


    the Idiot Savant
    (47% dark, 57% spontaneous, 73% vulgar)

    your humor style:
    VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT


    You like things silly, immediate, and, above all, outrageous. Ixne on the subtle word play, more testicles on fire, please. People like you are the most likely to RECEIVE internet forwards--and also the most likely to save them in a special folder entitled 'HOLY ****'.

    Because it's so easily appreciated, and often wacky and physical, your sense of humor never ceases to amuse your friends. Most realize that there's a sly intelligence and a knowing wink to your tastes. Your sense of humor could be called 'anti-pretentious'--but paradoxically enough, that indicates you're smarter than most.

    PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Johnny Knoxville - Jimmy Kimmel

    ^^^^ Bang on the ball there. :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,784 ✭✭✭Dirk Gently


    (57% dark, 50% spontaneous, 26% vulgar)
    your humor style:
    CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | DARK


    Your humor's mostly innocent and off-the-cuff, but somehow there's something slightly menacing about you. Part of your humor is making people a little uncomfortable, even if the things you say aren't themselves confrontational. You probably have a very dry delivery, or are seriously over-the-top.

    Your type is the most likely to appreciate a good insult and/or broken bone and/or very very fat person dancing.

    PEOPLE LIKE YOU: David Letterman - John Belushi



    You scored higher than 59% on darkness

    You scored higher than 64% on spontaneity

    You scored higher than 22% on vulgarity


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 84 ✭✭takethebiscuit


    8% dark, 2% spontaneous, 7% vulgar, 83% vacuum

    VULGAR l FORCED l ULTRALIGHT l RELATIVELY NONEXISTENT


    "Please click on this link to purchase humour..."


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    The wit, 51-30-22 spread.

    Hands up who couldn't resist completing the sentance as "Pardon me while I slip into something a little more Fruedian"?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,480 ✭✭✭projectmayhem


    the Shock Jock
    (57% dark, 53% spontaneous, 52% vulgar)
    your humor style:
    VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | DARK


    Your sense of humor is off-the-cuff and kind of gross. Is it is also sinister, cynical, and vaguely threatening to the purer folks of this world. You probably get off on that. You would cut a greasy fart, then blame it on your mom, and then just shrug when someone pointed out that she's dead.

    Yours is hands-down the most outrageous sense of humor; you like things trangressive and hardcore. It's highly likely (a) you have no limits (b) you have no scruples and (c) you have no job. Ironically, it's your type of humor that can make the biggest bucks in show business.

    PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Howard Stern - Adam Sandler - Roseanne Barr


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,312 ✭✭✭pbsuxok1znja4r


    the Wit

    (61% dark, 30% spontaneous, 31% vulgar)
    your humor style:
    CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK


    You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.

    I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer.

    Your sense of humor takes the most thought to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.
    Yeah it pretty much got me. I'm a real punster and word-play kind of guy. For the sake of cheesiness, very often. It's all about the spontaneity...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    the Ham
    (38% dark, 46% spontaneous, 36% vulgar)
    your humor style:
    CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT

    Your style's goofy, innocent and feel-good. Perfect for parties and for the dads who chaperone them. You can actually get away with corny jokes, and I bet your sense of humor is a guilty pleasure for your friends. People of your type are often the most approachable and popular people in their circle. Your simple & silly good-naturedness is immediately recognizable, and it sets you apart in this sarcastic world.

    PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Will Ferrell - Will Smith
    Sarky wrote:
    Hands up who couldn't resist completing the sentance as "Pardon me while I slip into something a little more Fruedian"?
    /Raises hand.

    /giggles


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,584 ✭✭✭c - 13


    the Shock Jock
    (66% dark, 57% spontaneous, 63% vulgar)
    your humor style:
    VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | DARK


    Your sense of humor is off-the-cuff and kind of gross. Is it is also sinister, cynical, and vaguely threatening to the purer folks of this world. You probably get off on that. You would cut a greasy fart, then blame it on your mom, and then just shrug when someone pointed out that she's dead.

    Yours is hands-down the most outrageous sense of humor; you like things trangressive and hardcore. It's highly likely (a) you have no limits (b) you have no scruples and (c) you have no job. Ironically, it's your type of humor that can make the biggest bucks in show business.

    PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Howard Stern - Adam Sandler - Roseanne Barr

    Sounds like me alright.

    Just noticed this now -
    You scored higher than 86% on darkness
    You scored higher than 82% on spontaneity
    You scored higher than 91% on vulgarity

    WHOO ! Go me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,108 ✭✭✭Lirange


    Uptight Loser
    (0% dark, 100% spontaneous, 0% vulgar)
    your humor style:
    PRISSY | PRIGGISH | GENTEEL


    Your sense of humor (if it's accurate to call it that) is straight-laced, lightweight, and sanitised Grade A schmaltz. Your chaste values and sheltered existence have wittled your funny bone down to a wispy twig. Victorian jokes probably make you squeamish.

    You are a hopeless case. You're a staid piece of excrement and we hope you never procreate.*


    PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Charlton Heston - Dick Cheney - Queen Elizabeth II


    :(:confused:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,341 ✭✭✭✭Chucky the tree


    ^ haha.

    the Idiot Savant

    (47% dark, 65% spontaneous, 47% vulgar)
    your humor style:
    VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT


    You like things silly, immediate, and, above all, outrageous. Ixne on the subtle word play, more testicles on fire, please. People like you are the most likely to RECEIVE internet forwards--and also the most likely to save them in a special folder entitled 'HOLY ****'.

    Because it's so easily appreciated, and often wacky and physical, your sense of humor never ceases to amuse your friends. Most realize that there's a sly intelligence and a knowing wink to your tastes. Your sense of humor could be called 'anti-pretentious'--but paradoxically enough, that indicates you're smarter than most.

    PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Johnny Knoxville - Jimmy Kimmel


    "A jew walked into a bar"

    excellent.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,193 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    Your humor style:
    CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | DARK


    Your humor's mostly innocent and off-the-cuff, but somehow there's something slightly menacing about you. Part of your humor is making people a little uncomfortable, even if the things you say aren't themselves confrontational. You probably have a very dry delivery, or are seriously over-the-top.

    Your type is the most likely to appreciate a good insult and/or broken bone and/or very very fat person dancing.

    PEOPLE LIKE YOU: David Letterman - John Belushi

    You scored higher than 92% on darkness
    You scored higher than 52% on spontaneity
    You scored higher than 34% on vulgarity
    Meh.. i feel like i know myself so much more now! :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 794 ✭✭✭ChityWest


    So did no one else do the 'Would you have been a Nazi' one linked on the same page ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 634 ✭✭✭Sean7


    the Provacateur
    (52% dark, 38% spontaneous, 42% vulgar)
    your humor style:
    VULGAR | COMPLEX | DARK


    You'll crack on anything, and you're often witty, even caustic, about it.

    Therefore, your sense of humor is polarizing. You're transgressive, and you've got a seriously sharp 'edge'--maybe too much for some folks. If they get you, people think you're one of the funniest (and smartest) people in the world. If they don't, they think you're an ass. Whatever, right? While some might question your judgement, your comic intellect is unquestionably respected.

    PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Chris Rock - Lenny Bruce - George Carlin


    Very accurate, in my opinion. A little too accurate.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,371 ✭✭✭✭Zillah


    the Cutting Edge
    (61% dark, 42% spontaneous, 15% vulgar)
    your humor style:
    CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | DARK


    Your humor's mostly innocent and off-the-cuff, but somehow there's something slightly menacing about you. Part of your humor is making people a little uncomfortable, even if the things you say aren't themselves confrontational. You probably have a very dry delivery, or are seriously over-the-top.

    Your type is the most likely to appreciate a good insult and/or broken bone and/or very very fat person dancing.

    Im actually quite impressed. Best of those quizzes I've done in ages.
    Sarky wrote:
    Hands up who couldn't resist completing the sentance as "Pardon me while I slip into something a little more Fruedian"?

    I was very tempted but I couldn't resist "Pardon me while I slip into something a little more you." Im sure it was one of my few vulgar answers but I loved the sudden change of direction.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    Idiot Savant...
    You scored higher than 10% on darkness
    You scored higher than 63% on spontaneity
    You scored higher than 79% on vulgarity


    pretty close, but I hate the US slant you get on these things.

    "Excuse me while I slip into something a little more: not pregnant." :D

    His Nazi one is better.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,808 ✭✭✭Dooom


    the Idiot Savant
    (38% dark, 53% spontaneous, 47% vulgar)
    your humor style:
    VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT


    You like things silly, immediate, and, above all, outrageous. Ixne on the subtle word play, more testicles on fire, please. People like you are the most likely to RECEIVE internet forwards--and also the most likely to save them in a special folder entitled 'HOLY ****'.

    Because it's so easily appreciated, and often wacky and physical, your sense of humor never ceases to amuse your friends. Most realize that there's a sly intelligence and a knowing wink to your tastes. Your sense of humor could be called 'anti-pretentious'--but paradoxically enough, that indicates you're smarter than most.

    PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Johnny Knoxville - Jimmy Kimmel

    Meh, bar one or two bits, I guess.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,474 ✭✭✭YeatsCounty


    The Wit
    (61% dark, 34% spontaneous, 21% vulgar)

    You scored higher than 76% on darkness
    You scored higher than 20% on spontaneity
    You scored higher than 12% on vulgarity
    You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.

    I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer.

    Your sense of humor takes the most thought to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.

    You probably loved the Office.

    PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais
    Not bad......I do love the Office (UK) and I <3 Jon Stewart and Ricky Gervais.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,724 ✭✭✭BoozyBabe


    the Idiot Savant

    (38% dark, 65% spontaneous, 68% vulgar)
    your humor style:
    VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT


    You like things silly, immediate, and, above all, outrageous. Ixne on the subtle word play, more testicles on fire, please. People like you are the most likely to RECEIVE internet forwards--and also the most likely to save them in a special folder entitled 'HOLY ****'.

    Because it's so easily appreciated, and often wacky and physical, your sense of humor never ceases to amuse your friends. Most realize that there's a sly intelligence and a knowing wink to your tastes. Your sense of humor could be called 'anti-pretentious'--but paradoxically enough, that indicates you're smarter than most.

    PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Johnny Knoxville - Jimmy Kimmel


    My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

    You scored higher than 15% on darkness
    You scored higher than 93% on spontaneity
    You scored higher than 95% on vulgarity


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭ciaran76


    the Provacateur

    (76% dark, 30% spontaneous, 47% vulgar)
    your humor style:
    VULGAR | COMPLEX | DARK


    You'll crack on anything, and you're often witty, even caustic, about it.

    Therefore, your sense of humor is polarizing. You're transgressive, and you've got a seriously sharp 'edge'--maybe too much for some folks. If they get you, people think you're one of the funniest (and smartest) people in the world. If they don't, they think you're an ass. Whatever, right? While some might question your judgement, your comic intellect is unquestionably respected.

    PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Chris Rock - Lenny Bruce - George Carlin

    You scored higher than 96% on darkness

    You scored higher than 13% on spontaneity

    You scored higher than 71% on vulgarity


    Some things are true ! :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 280 ✭✭shroomfox


    the Ham
    (47% dark, 42% spontaneous, 31% vulgar)
    your humor style:
    CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT


    Your style's goofy, innocent and feel-good. Perfect for parties and for the dads who chaperone them. You can actually get away with corny jokes, and I bet your sense of humor is a guilty pleasure for your friends. People of your type are often the most approachable and popular people in their circle. Your simple & silly good-naturedness is immediately recognizable, and it sets you apart in this sarcastic world.

    PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Will Ferrell - Will Smith

    OK, but why did he have to call it the ham?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 84 ✭✭takethebiscuit


    This was the result when I took the Nazi test:

    The Foot Soldier
    Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 40% antitolerant, and 52% blindly patriotic
    You're not evil exactly, but you still would've joined the German army. Driven by STRONG patriotism and a willingness to do what your country asks, you would've thrown your moral reservations aside and stepped right up to the platz for the AXIS POWERS.

    Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would've supported the Nazis militarily while turning a blind eye to their 'civilian' programs.


    ...which is gas, cos I'm actually Jewish.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭kittenkiller


    the Cutting Edge
    (61% dark, 46% spontaneous, 36% vulgar)
    your humor style:
    CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | DARK


    Your humor's mostly innocent and off-the-cuff, but somehow there's something slightly menacing about you. Part of your humor is making people a little uncomfortable, even if the things you say aren't themselves confrontational. You probably have a very dry delivery, or are seriously over-the-top.

    Your type is the most likely to appreciate a good insult and/or broken bone and/or very very fat person dancing.

    PEOPLE LIKE YOU: David Letterman - John Belushi

    Great, one's ugly & the other's dead!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,541 ✭✭✭Davei141


    The Expatriate
    Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 9% antitolerant, and 23% blindly patriotic
    Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

    One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

    Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil **** was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

    Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

    My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:


    You scored higher than 24% on brainwashworthy

    You scored higher than 1% on antitolerant

    You scored higher than 17% on patriotic

    Phew. :o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,767 ✭✭✭Hugh Hefner


    The Wit and higher than 91% in darkness.


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