After Hours in the Student Center

Riamfada

Im sitting in the student center, on the couch and across for me there is a couple sprawled out practically making babies , all i can see are legs and arms all over the place and slurping noises. Making me sick i tells ya.
Its awkward because there are only three people in the enitre place. The couple and me. Im thinking about moving over and plonking myself down right beside them.

monkeyfudge

Eh... archaelogy forum?

Is it a couple of ancient egyptians making out?

Riamfada

**** sorry. Bad moderating . Moved

Riamfada

Holy Crap he is completly wearing the face off her. And even managed to look up to give me a sly look.

humbert

Absolutely hate when that happens, not pretending that a lot of that hate is not in fact jealousy, but still hate it.

Sangre

Take your penis out and start masturbating.
Can't let them have all the fun.

humbert

It would serve them right, see who feels uncomfortable then!

tintinr35

Sangre wrote:

Take your penis out and start masturbating.
Can't let them have all the fun.

rofl

Dave!

Indeed, I do that all the time! Sometimes I follow people around and--oh dear, not supposed to tell anyone about that...!!! :eek:

singingstranger

Sangre wrote:

Take your penis out and start masturbating.
Can't let them have all the fun.

Do it! We want to hear some screaming in the Union corridor!!

Hermione*

Rofl!
That makes me so uncomfortable. Actually, even when I'm one of the individuals involved, I'm a little uncomfortable. But I'm usually a little more discreet than they sound!

humbert

Actually that's where I'm a complete hypocrite, I've been very guilty of that in the past.

pretty*monster

I was in the student centre of an evening last year trying to buy cigarettes. The machine kept rejecting my change so I ended up disturbing another hot and heavy couple to ask them if they had some.

Sounds like it's a popular make-out spot.

rainbow kirby

Couples like that really annoy me... and I will admit that a *lot* of it is jealousy. Being single sucks.

Riamfada

being single does suck. I having sex withdrawl symptoms.

Ps: Its hard to walk with your head high when you have a giant boner

besty

Grimes wrote:

Ps: Its hard to walk with your head high when you have a giant boner

Or is it?

tribulus

too many innuendo's!!

*in your endo*

irlrobins

rainbow kirby wrote:

Being single sucks.

Grimes wrote:

being single does suck. I having sex withdrawl symptoms.

Grimes meet rainbow kirby.
rainbow kirby meet Grimes....

Riamfada

How you doing????...
:cool:



....irlrobins :eek:

rainbow kirby

lol

panda100

pretty*monster wrote:

Sounds like it's a popular make-out spot.

It is a popular make out spot.
I hate kissey couples when there in your face like that.Worst is when your in the library though and theres a kissey coule near you..........

Riamfada

and then they go and give out to you for using your laptop?

irlrobins

Grimes wrote:

How you doing????...
:cool:



....irlrobins :eek:

It's post like this that confuse me as regards what way Grimes swings....;)

Sangre

Grimes wrote:

and then they go and give out to you for using your laptop?

Probably the webcam connected to it.

tintinr35

Sangre wrote:

Probably the webcam connected to it.

and the profuse masterbation

Riamfada

it was kinda like when a really weak person tried to use a firemans hose on TV and flies around the sky . It was kinda like that in the student center last night.

Blowfish

I've had people do the same thing in the computer labs, and again it was just the two of them and me. I managed to make them go away by playing Oblivion (PC game) on my laptop. I turned the volume up, and accompanied it with some nice comments like DIE YOU SCUMBAG! Needless to say they questioned my sanity before long and left.

irlrobins

Grimes wrote:

it was kinda like when a really weak person tried to use a firemans hose on TV and flies around the sky . It was kinda like that in the student center last night.

What?

Riamfada

what?

elmyra

irlrobins wrote:

What?

Think about it. It's grimes being dirty again.

Riamfada

:cool:


I am a lovable scamp. Anyway the point of this thread was to show that if you want cheep kick and your a little twisted head to the Student Center after hours and knock yourself out

panda100

Grimes wrote:

:cool:


I am a lovable scamp. Anyway the point of this thread was to show that if you want cheep kick and your a little twisted head to the Student Center after hours and knock yourself out

Ive decided to get my own back on the kissey couples and when i find a suitable suitor I am gonna give the biggest PDA that anyone has ever seen in their lives just to get my revenge on all those years of the couches kissey couples.....

irlrobins

I bet Grimes will be there to watch. Along with his video camera.

singingstranger

panda100 wrote:

the biggest PDA

I think irlrobins said it best...

irlrobins wrote:

What?

panda100

Public Display of Affection

irlrobins

singingstranger wrote:

I think irlrobins said it best...

PDA = Public Display of Affection

or Personal Digital Assistant if you're a nerd.

singingstranger

irlrobins wrote:

PDA = Public Display of Affection

or Personal Digital Assistant if you're a nerd.

See, I WAS thinking the last one. Shame on me.
/hangs head

panda100

singingstranger wrote:

See, I WAS thinking the last one. Shame on me.
/hangs head

Blowfish

singingstranger wrote:

See, I WAS thinking the last one. Shame on me.
/hangs head

*sigh* that makes two of us, i got VERY confused when i first read the term 'hack' here

Dave!

panda100 wrote:

Ive decided to get my own back on the kissey couples and when i find a suitable suitor I am gonna give the biggest PDA that anyone has ever seen in their lives just to get my revenge on all those years of the couches kissey couples.....

you gonna be holding auditions?

irlrobins

DaveMcG wrote:

you gonna be holding auditions?

Yea, did you not hear? They're on in Coppers on Fri night.....

Riamfada

we should get the SU to move against all those who display PDA or PDAs (in the nerd's case) and ban such obscene behaviour in common areas as its descrimination on the grounds that they can get some and right then I cant. Therefore all activities should be open to anyone who passes by in order to make everything right and fair.

humbert

Is using auditions or any other suggestion of discrimination a little out of context when talking about that place:p

humbert

Grimes wrote:

we should get the SU to move against all those who display PDA or PDAs (in the nerd's case) and ban such obscene behaviour in common areas as its descrimination on the grounds that they can get some and right then I cant. Therefore all activities should be open to anyone who passes by in order to make everything right and fair.

that sounds more like coppers

Riamfada

panda100 wrote:

when i find a suitable suitor I am gonna give the biggest PDA that anyone has ever seen .....

Fcuk irlrobins , hes so yesterday... Hey Pandi. Me love you long time! How about we go Boogie Boogie up the Blue Room. I have to warn you it gets a little...blue!







PS: I dont know whats wrong with me, it boneless' influence I spent over the recommended time exposure with him yesterday and this is the product. Always abide by the warning label kids!

elmyra

Grimes wrote:

PS: I dont know whats wrong with me, it boneless' influence I spent over the recommended time exposure with him yesterday and this is the product. Always abide by the warning label kids!

Boneless has a label? Does it say 40 degrees cos he's so hot?

irlrobins

Grimes wrote:

Fcuk irlrobins , hes so yesterday...

Jeez.... if you're going to tell someone to fuck off at least spell it right!

Dave!

Grimes wrote:

I have to warn you it gets a little...blue!

brrrr *shivers*

tintinr35

panda100 wrote:

Ive decided to get my own back on the kissey couples and when i find a suitable suitor I am gonna give the biggest PDA that anyone has ever seen in their lives just to get my revenge on all those years of the couches kissey couples.....

Does one have to be from Shakespearian time to be suitable to be panda’s “suitor”

irlrobins

tintinr35 wrote:

Does one have to be from Shakespearian time to be suitable to be panda’s “suitor”

Thou does. And one must be familiar with ye olde courting rituals.....

rain on

Grimes wrote:

it was kinda like when a really weak person tried to use a firemans hose on TV and flies around the sky . It was kinda like that in the student center last night.

i just made a funny squeaking noise out my nose trying to stifle my laughter at that. in the middle of the library. bad times.