Giant Cadbury's Creme Egg

nlgbbbblth

This guy found it easy to do.

And sold it on ebay

PowerHouseDan

Yum... but i wonder where his hands have been

nlgbbbblth

PowerHouseDan wrote:

Yum... but i wonder where his hands have been

Maybe he had an itchy arse?

Stink palm!

Nightwish

oh christ, I would've loved that!

Basq

This is done practically by someone new every year...! :rolleyes:

Make a 'Giant Dairy Milk with Caramel Egg'... i'd buy that!

fade2black

That's a little bit fantastic.

Wertz

Awesome. I could never figure out as a youngster, why cadbury's didn't ever come up with one of these..I'd have been first in line.

PowerHouseDan

Surprised Cadburys have never actually brought it out as a easter egg, i no they'd get my money

Tar.Aldarion

nlgbbbblth wrote:

This guy found it easy to do.

And sold it on ebay

I would have bought it for more!
Jaysus I fookin want that.

rsta

nlgbbbblth wrote:

This guy found it easy to do.

And sold it on ebay

droooooll........ aw droooolll...

wonder if he would make another for me.... must send him an email...

*mouth watering*

he must have copied the idea from this guy:

Giant Cream Egg

Mimikyu

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fade2black

I'd imagine it would be a messy bastard

blu_sonic

it looks rank, i'd sooooooooooooo buy a real one from cadburys though

rsta

fade2black wrote:

I'd imagine it would be a messy bastard

but so worth it!

drdre

i would love one of these if it actually is produced as i wouldnot buy if from this guy as he made it himself.

Creamy Goodness

probably be puke tbh.

would of loved one as a kid but i don't know what it is but creme eggs do not taste the same as the use to.

blu_sonic

He didn't even have glove on, he could have been scratching his arse or anything

Creamy Goodness

blu_sonic wrote:

He didn't even have glove on, he could have been scratching his arse or anything

there could be something hiding in camoflauge in the white part of the creme egg mixture.

blu_sonic

im not even going to go there

Basq

Too far, Cremo..... TOO... FAR!

Tar.Aldarion

There may be something sinister about Cremo's name...

xXxnaoisexXx

omg i have always wanted one of them:D...... it would make you get sick though lol:)

ferdi

Cremo wrote:

there could be something hiding in camoflauge in the white part of the creme egg mixture.

semen?

Basq

Cremo wrote:

there could be something hiding in camoflauge in the white part of the creme egg mixture.

ferdi wrote:

semen?

Good catch, ferdi!

rsta

Cremo wrote:

there could be something hiding in camoflauge in the white part of the creme egg mixture.

lol lol double lol!!!

monkeyfudge

How do you eat yours?

As some form of frankenstein mish-mash of multiple cream eggs made by a creepy guy on the internet!

Tar.Aldarion

monkeyfudge wrote:

How do you eat yours?

As some form of frankenstein mish-mash of multiple cream eggs made by a creepy guy on the internet!

That is my answer from now on!

lostexpectation

xXxnaoisexXx wrote:

omg i have always wanted one of them:D...... it would make you get sick though lol:)

Could Paul Newman have handled it?

Siogfinsceal

when I was litle someone got me a creme eggs egg for easter - i thought itd be like that- full of creme egg!. Instead it was a hollow cadburys egg with 2 normal creme eggs- gutted!!

joejoem

Ha ha, look at the winning Ebayers username!

ilikechipsandpies aka big fat bastard.

segadreamcast

I don't f*cking believe that. I had been building up to such a project for weeks on air - with phonecalls to Cadbury's and everything - culminating this week in us making a giant creme egg live on air and giving it away. Bugger anyway!

Anyhoo - we'll still be giving away one of these bad boys on Wednesday night, so if you wanna win, then tune in: 9pm Wednesday NEAR FM 101.6 (or, if outside Dublin, online at http://www.nearfm.ie). Hurrah!

Talk about stealing my thunder though *mumble mumble*...

The_Minister

I always wanted to open a Easter Egg and find a gooey centre. As a kid I was always so dissapointed.

monkeyfudge

NoelRock wrote:

Anyhoo - we'll still be giving away one of these bad boys on Wednesday night, so if you wanna win, then tune in: 9pm Wednesday NEAR FM 101.6 (or, if outside Dublin, online at http://www.nearfm.ie). Hurrah!

Remember. No competitions allowed on the radio station... it'll have to be a prize draw names into a hat type of thing.... no cream egg related questions or anything like that.

I'll have to see about winning that egg myself though... are employees of NEAR fm or their familys allowed to enter? I don't think we have a policy on that.

Sleepy

How much time do you have to have on your hands to be bothered attempting something like this?

BaZmO*

Sleepy wrote:

How much time do you have to have on your hands to be bothered attempting something like this?

Suppose you could say the same about people that post on Boards.ie

segadreamcast

Sleepy wrote:

How much time do you have to have on your hands to be bothered attempting something like this?

Not long at all. Took us about twenty minutes...

Duly noted MonkeyFudge - I might put my names into a sock though, just to be rebellious*.

*- Other prizes include GCN and various other magazines found in NEAR offices :P.

Femelade

i prob would have paid more than £17 tbh..if it was made in a clean environment.....of course.

rubadub

http://www.internationalrecipesonline.com/recipes/view.pl?2877

1/2 cup light corn syrup
1/4 cup butter, softened
1 teaspoon vanilla
1/4 teaspoon salt
3 cups powdered sugar
4 drops yellow food coloring
2 drops red food coloring
1 12-ounce bags milk chocolate chips
2 tablespoons vegetable shortening
**(semen is optional extra)**

1. Combine the corn syrup, butter, vanilla, and salt in a large bowl. Beat well with an electric mixer until smooth.
2. Add powdered sugar, one cup at a time, mixing by hand after each addition. Mix well until creamy.
3. Remove about 1/3 of the mixture and place it into a small bowl. Add the yellow and red food coloring and stir well to combine.
4. Cover both mixtures and refrigerate for at least 2 hours, or until firm.
5. When mixtures are firm, roll a small, marble-size ball from the orange filling, and wrap around it a portion of the white filling that is roughly twice the size. Form this filling into the shape of an egg and place it onto a cookie sheet that has been brushed with a light coating of shortening. Repeat for the remaining filling ingredients, then refrigerate these centers for 3-4 hours or until firm.
6. Combine the milk chocolate chips with the shortening in a glass or ceramic bowl. Microwave chocolate on high speed for 1 minute, then stir and microwave again for 1 more minute, and stir.
7. Use a fork to dip each center into the chocolate, tap the fork on the side of the bowl, then place each candy onto wax paper. Chill.
8. After 1-2 hours of chilling, dip each candy once more and chill for several hours, or until completely firm. Makes 2 dozen candy eggs.


Microwaving chocolate is a mortal sin. More tips here http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2054906283

Degsy

Christ almighty,a thin shell of chocolate containing half a pound of gloop put together by somebody who's clearly round the bend...and somebody BOUGHT it!?

I wonder will anybody buy my home-made Viagra tablets...

As if the small ones weren't bad enough?
Ugh.

Degsy

And the madman has his manky hands all over the thing in all the pics.I wouldn say his camera died..i'd say he was so overcome by what he was doing he had to run off and "relieve" himself..

Tar.Aldarion

bluewolf wrote:

As if the small ones weren't bad enough?
Ugh.

Just like my best friend...you hate creme eggs...
Woah...that's just wrong.

DEmeant0r

how the fook are you supposed to finish all that creme egg filling? :eek:

Demeant0r

Demeant0r wrote:

how the fook are you supposed to finish all that creme egg filling? :eek:

Throwing up repeatedly?

Tar.Aldarion

I would manage it I think...taking into account how many I have eaten in one day.

**Timbuk2**

I bet ya the lad was picking his nose or something

monkeyfudge

He really should have tried to seperate the yellow from the white. It just looks 'wrong' all mixed up like that.

Tobias Greeshman

If anything that egg should never be consumed, its probably riddled with who-knows-what from wherever that guy had his hands. Fair going to the person who bought it for £17, because if they have anything between their ears they'll flog it for at least three times the price, making a nice profit.

Tar.Aldarion

No, s/he should just eat it the lucky bastard...
Relax about what is on the dudes hands...you would be fine!

monkeyfudge

How well would it hold up in the post?

I can just imagine seeing the postman coming up the driveway with his hands covered in gloopy goodness.

Wertz

bluewolf wrote:

As if the small ones weren't bad enough?
Ugh.

Blasphemy!