how will u die???????

ice_woman

Go to www.thedeathpsychic.com and see how you will die.

Then add to the list below:

this is how ill die-A tormented street mime beats you to death with an "unimaginary" cane.

WELL ISINT THAT NICE!!!

Rb

"You attempt to go for a swim in the hotel pool after having one too many drinks late one night. Once in the deep end, it dawns on you that you don't know how to swim. You struggle violently as your lungs begin to fill up with water, but it does little good; you drown to death. Your body isn't seen until the following morning."

Funny that, I'm a pretty strong swimmer, even when drunk.
Not so psychic it seems.

Fast_Mover

'You are ravaged by a pack of dingoes while touring the Australian outback.'

thats my trip to australia cancelled..:D

Waltons

"You are taken hostage as part of a bank robbery. When law enforcement refuses to meet the demands of the suspect, the suspect shoots you in the head to prove to the cops that he means business."

Damn cops

steviec

A gang of midgets wraps you in plastic wrap and proceeds to cook you with a hair dryer. You are slowly squeezed to death as the plastic wrap shrinks around your body.

I'll be mightily impressed if it proves to be correct!

Duiske

An improperly hung ceiling fan falls from above you while it's running. The fast-moving blades slice through your neck with ease, launching your head across the room.



Lovely !!!!! And I was hoping it would have had something to do with Rachel Stevens and cardiac arrest :mad:

YeatsCounty

"While in a hotel pool, you are trapped underwater by the powerful suction of the pool's pump, and you drown to death."

Drown to death? I always thought that dying was implied by the word 'drown'. Is there any other kind of drowning that isn't drowning to death? Sheesh. Yes, I know that you can be revived after drowning but generally, drowning = death.

OTliddy

"While taking a leisurely stroll down a country road, a distracted farmer runs you over with his combine, shredding your body into ribbons."
TBH id prefer that to most of the above

Rabies

You die of a massive heart attack during extremely wild sex, only seconds before orgasm.

:eek:

Archeron

While in a batting cage, you're struck in the chest by a baseball. You enter cardiac arrest and die within minutes.


Awww, i dont even like baseball.

Pherekydes

"While grocery shopping, a can of soup falls from above your head and strikes you in the face. You sue the grocery store, and upon hearing that you've won a large cash settlement, you suffer a massive heart attack and fall to the ground dead."

Very highly probable! The part about a can of soup hitting me in the face; the rest is rubbish!:D

Kai

You are blown to smithereens when your fun loving co-worker fills a whoopee cushion with nitroglycerin.

What kind of Dumbass fills a whoopee cushion with nitroglycerin ?

JungleBunny

While enjoying the cooking experience at a teppanyaki grill, your skilled but inebriated chef errantly sends a knife end over end until it buries itself in your forehead.


Hmm, not the way I wanted to go...

shroomfox

"Suffering from general depression, you slit your wrists while sitting in a warm bath. You die from rapid blood loss."

Hmm. Er...thanks, guys. I thought these were supposed to be funny!

Chopperdog

''During Thanksgiving dinner, old family differences surface and escalate quickly. In the midst of the melee, you are beaten to death with a turkey leg.''

Hmmmm? That would be tame compared to some of the dinner parties that I have been at.....

azezil

A disgruntled sandwich shop employee puts a razor blade onto your sandwich. The razor deeply cuts your mouth and tongue numerous times, and you nervously choke to death on your own blood.

Aw gawd dammit I love sandwiches

connundrum

While driving on the freeway, you're cut off by a truck, and your car veers into the concrete median, killing you instantly.

Goddamn it! Now I'm really freaked out. I've written off 2 cars in the past 2 years... may just start cycling everywhere now

xzanti

In a drunken game of Russian Roulette, you forget to spin the cylinder, and you kill yourself in the first round.


:eek:

Sengoku79

After haggling over the price of meat, an enraged butcher beats you to
death with a frozen beef tongue.

wtf

Stench Blossoms

While sitting in the passenger seat of a friend's car, a faulty airbag deploys, crushing your face

So i guess i won't be having an open casket.

dédé

While driving on the freeway, a flat tire causes you to veer into oncoming traffic. You're hit by a speeding truck and are killed instantly.

And it's supposed to happen on the 19th December 2064.
:eek:

Peace

You're stung several dozen times by a swarm of bees. The large amount of venom in your blood causes your throat to swell shut. Unable to breathe, you suffocate to death.

Weird, I like bee's.

Tobias Greeshman

A disgruntled sandwich shop employee puts a razor blade onto your sandwich. The razor deeply cuts your mouth and tongue numerous times, and you nervously choke to death on your own blood.

:eek: I never trusted them O'Briens sandwich shops anyway

Odysseus

Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by driving into oncoming traffic on the highway.

Don't know what to make of that!

Pighead

While you're in bed with another woman, your wife, Beruthial, comes home and catches you in the act. In a fit of rage, she stabs you to death violently with a pair of scissors.

What a load of crap. Pighead would never ever cheat on his dear sweetcheeks.

DEmeant0r

Sengoku79 wrote:

After haggling over the price of meat, an enraged butcher beats you to
death with a frozen beef tongue.

wtf

haha, ditto, got the same one...

carbonkid

While in a hardware store, a strange man picks up an axe and attacks you with it, dismembering your body.

...well who didnt see that one coming, guess i slept with his girlfriend or something ¬_¬

Merrick

You mistakenly park in a handicap spot in the grocery store parking lot. Your lifeless body is found shortly thereafter covered in an intricate criss-cross of wheelchair tracks.


Wow, I didn't think I'd ever be mean enough to park in a handicapped spot...

Skittlebrau

While driving, you give the wrong guy the finger for cutting you off, and he follows you home. As you step out of your car, he leans out his window and fires several shots into the back of your head. Your lifeless body hits the cement, and the gunman drives away.


Looks like I'm right up there with Biggie and 2-Pac.

The_Minister

While rummaging through the trunk of your car, a disgruntled neighbor approaches you from behind and slams the trunk repeatedly onto you, eventually cutting you in half at the waist.



I swear, your daughter was pregnant when I shagged her.......

fightin irish

You are beaten to death by a disgruntled teammate with a bar of soap stuffed in a gym sock.

While walking to your car after visiting a friend in a rather bad part of town, you are caught in the middle of a drive-by shooting. You are hit several times in the chest. You watch as blood pours from your body as you fall to the ground. You die from massive blood loss.

Ah well that what i get for living in Coolock!!

dmck2886

Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by cutting your throat with a hacksaw.

Putted in a mates name an it said:
During a routine haircut, your stylist violently sneezes and inadvertently stabs you in the neck with a pair of scissors, severing your carotid artery.

Aporia

You are beaten to death by a group of thugs in a dark alley.

How boring :rolleyes:

joker77

In a case of mistaken identity, you are shot to death by a drug dealer.

jabberwock

As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, a rope is tied around your wrists, and a second rope is tied around your ankles. The ropes are tied together and hung on a hook from the ceiling, leaving you suspended facing the ground. Concrete blocks are placed onto your back until the weight becomes so great, your arms and legs are torn from your body.

sound really enjoyable....

chillywilly

As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, your head is put into a vice and crushed.

i was hoping to be raped to death by the playboy bunnies:p

Feenikusu

You are struck by lightning and killed while walking your dog during a storm.

Well, that's nice, because I actually walk my dog every day.

Ruu_Old

"Suffering with general depression, you slit your wrists while sitting in a warm bath. You die from rapid blood loss."

whoo yah!

Dizzyblabla

While driving on the freeway, you're cut off by a truck, and your car veers into the concrete median, killing you instantly.

at least it's a quick death! ... but far too realistic, I'm going to be paranoid everytime I drive on a freeway?!

biko

"Your next door neighbor beats you to death with a shovel".
Damn, prob a slow death.

cruiserweight

"While drunk with friends, you fall down a flight of stairs and break your neck. Thinking you've simply passed out, your friends ignore your lifeless body for hours."

Sounds likely!

Mimikyu

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meowCat

A disgruntled coworker beats you to death with a computer keyboard.

Actually, I can really see that happening!!

Rhyme

Wind shear causes an airplane you're on to fall rapidly and crash into the ocean, killing everyone on board.

...It'd like LOST, only i die.

**Timbuk2**

A man posing as an employee with the gas company knocks on your door, and you let him in. Once inside your home, the man ties you to a chair at gunpoint and wraps your face in duct tape. Your home is burglarized, and prior to leaving, the man shoots you in the back of the head several times, executioner style.

Rabies

**Timbuk2** wrote:

A man posing as an employee with the gas company knocks on your door, and you let him in. Once inside your home, the man ties you to a chair at gunpoint and wraps your face in duct tape. Your home is burglarized, and prior to leaving, the man shoots you in the back of the head several times, executioner style.

I'm tempted to do it now.
Grrrrrr..... black text and Cloud skin

**Timbuk2**

Huh, black text... its the same colour as every other piece of text on this page???

Rabies

Not while viewing this thread with the Cloud skin.

Bettyboop

After an altercation with a resident of a retirement community, you are beaten with an oxygen tank and dragged through the complex by a convoy of personal mobility vehicles.:D

**Timbuk2**

Why would it be any different from all the other text on the page???