The Wonderful World of Scraggs

The_Minister

This is inspired by the Scraggs rumour-mill and a thread in After Hours. We, ladies and gentlemen, are going to tell the storey of an average day for Scraggs in UCD - one word at a time. The rules are 1. no sexual stuff 2. three words per post. If your sitting comfortably, let us begin: The first Word is


Scraggs...

singingstranger

woke-up-with-a-yawn,-did-all-the-usual-nondescript-morning-stuff,-and-arrived-in-UCD.

edit: hyphenated.

Dave!

singingstranger wrote:

woke up with a yawn, did all the usual nondescript morning stuff, and arrived in UCD.

That's an extremely long... and disjointed... word :mad:

But it'll do.

Continuing on...

She saw Firespinner aaaand...

(just helpin ye out mate! you finish it off :cool:)

Sangre

died.

The end.

singingstranger

Or
(was it? - in her 3way thread in TCN brackets are allowed...)

ferdi

Firespinner wrote:

The rules are 1. no sexual stuff 2.

Aww, poor scraggs, does she get a say in this?

The_Minister

singing stranger wrote:

Or

instead





It can't be over that fast Sangre

Dave!

shot

The_Minister

three

elmyra

boardsies!

singingstranger

gruesomely

The_Minister

with

elmyra

Firespinner's

The_Minister

special

panda100

(this should really be the three word game-you play it when your drunk-tis v.funny-so instead of having one word we write three-makes the story run more smoothly)

pencilcase which contained

The_Minister

Rule changed

seven golden apples

Scraggs

singingstranger wrote:

Or
(was it? - in her 3way thread in TCN brackets are allowed...)

no they're not, cheater :mad:


I agree with Sangre [I sure dont say that often!]
Scraggs died the end...

elmyra

noooooo! you can't die!!! who would I pm??? (hehehe bet everyone wants to know what we're talking about now!)

The_Minister

elmyra wrote:

noooooo! you can't die!!! who would I pm??? (hehehe bet everyone wants to know what we're talking about now!)

Get back on topic

Scraggs

elmyra wrote:

noooooo! you can't die!!! who would I pm??? (hehehe bet everyone wants to know what we're talking about now!)

ok maybe I dont die so... I go to sleep for a very long time waking up to PM elmyra about very important stuff that is very important and confidential;)

The_Minister

Firespinner wrote:

seven golden apples

and a large...

Riamfada

peanut of humiliation

panda100

Suddenly hugh Brady

Riamfada

Shot Panda Dead







*for ruining my peanut post

tintinr35

peachy came in and closed the thread.............

The_Minister

but was stopped

Riamfada

by Truckle who closed it himself







PS: I want a Glorious Guild Of Grimes Thread

Scraggs

tintinr35 wrote:

peachy came in and closed the thread.............

Scraggs was happy!

Firespinner was then banned...


[dont ban him its a joke...]

The_Minister

but not before

Scraggs

scraggs kicked the sh!t outta him.
AN DEIREADH
THE END
FIN

Riamfada

If I were a Mod this Thread would be locked by now

The_Minister

Fine, I thought it was funny. Sorry Scraggs.

Jonny Arson

Zane clicks on a thread
it gives him a fucking migrane
he screams out really loudly for someone to
lock this thread now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
or else he will commit suicide
and peachy or truckle save the day doing what is right for humanity

the end.

tintinr35

and the users of boards lament because no one locked the thread and zane's blood is now on peachy and truckles hands*







*i dont actually know if they have hands, i was just generalising

Riamfada

If I was a Mod this thread would be locked right now.







In psychology shaking fist a firespinner across theater L in punishment for this thread

Dave!

Grimes wrote:

If I was a Mod this thread would be locked right now.







In psychology shaking fist a firespinner across theater L in punishment for this thread

eh... where are you?

As a happy coincidence, Firespinner happened to sit right beside me in this lecture

*is feeling watched*

Riamfada

Scraggs and I are sitting over by the door in the back row at your 1 o clock

Dave!

can't see ye cos of the darkness!

you got a flare?

EDIT:

That's 2 o clock

Riamfada

Those kisses I was blowing were directed at you and you didnt even smile. Never have i felt so rejected.

Scraggs Says Hi....Pleased to meet you. And I want your babies

Scraggs

Grimes wrote:

Those kisses I was blowing were directed at you and you didnt even smile. Never have i felt so rejected.

Scraggs Says Hi....Pleased to meet you. And I want your babies

HA grimes got burned...He got my kisses though;)

Ok end thread here bitte..I dont want Zanes blood on my hands!

Chinafoot

Grimes wrote:

If I were a Mod this Thread would be locked by now

I'm sorry but I had to comment on this and the fact that you felt the need to post it twice. You're not mod

I was in college and am literally just home. In future can you all use the report post function if you want it locked.

Also firespinner....do that again and you can enjoy a nice week sans UCD forum.