If you could magic something to happen now..

connundrum

As the title suggests, if you could magic one thing to happen right now, what would it be? Em... I'd have to go with a €50k job with company car and no targets.

Rules:
1. You cannot magic a lotto win
2. You cannot magic someone to have sex with you
3. You cannot magic 'world peace' (pfffft)
4. You cannot magic away the magic rules

Miss Fluff

For it to be 30 degrees in the shade

Green_Martian

I would probably have to go with a Season Ticket for Manchester United.........

all else failing to be back in bed at home instead of being in work:D

Binomate

I'd magic a 100 billion dollar company to be passed down to me from some distant relation that I never knew existed.

DaBreno

Liverpool sign Adriano and Fernando Torres, swap Cisse for Ronaldiniho and sell Jimmy Traore for a plus figure.

Hagar

I'd like to be truly multi-lingual.

Pighead

Pighead would magic his farts to smell like a sea breeze on a hot July day. Mmmmmm fresh.

tbh

I'd wish I was sitting at a solid desk made out of some sort of grey wood, with a pile of work to do, and less and less time to do it.


---PPUUUUFFFFFTTTTTTTT---


SCORE!

scojones

I would magic an everlasting pint of warsteiner, when the glass is nearly empty, it's magically refilled - everytime!

Kojak

To be the biggest Euro-Millions Lotto winner ever

ZiabR

Hagar wrote:

I'd like to be truly multi-lingual.

Thats exactly what i would choose.

homah_7ft

Fools. You haven't kept them a secret. Now they won't come true.

Siogfinsceal

id magic a bizarre donation of 100 illion to my own personal bank account! ker-chiiing!! ;-) anyone want a pint?

scojones

Kojak wrote:

To be the biggest Euro-Millions Lotto winner ever

You obviously didn't read the rules, either that or you are wishing to be obese.

Hagar

sjones wrote:

You obviously didn't read the rules, either that or you are wishing to be obese.

Don't you mean obtuse? I suppose it's just a different sort of thickness anyway.

scojones

Hagar wrote:

Don't you mean obtuse? I suppose it's just a different sort of thickness anyway.

ST*

connundrum wrote:

As the title suggests, if you could magic one thing to happen right now, what would it be? Em... I'd have to go with a €50k job with company car and no targets.
Rules:
1. You cannot magic a lotto win
2. You cannot magic someone to have sex with you
3. You cannot magic 'world peace' (pfffft)
4. You cannot magic away the magic rules

I'd magic away your broad band..


Serious note - I'd magic some new tax and insurance disc's on the windscreen on my car ..they are up next month.

Pigman II

immortality.

RotalicaV

I'd probably magic my brothers girlfriends injurys away, she was knocked down by a drunk driver last weekend and shes in a fairly bad state..

Old Trafford season ticket would be a close second

Rhyme

Soft roll, 4 sausages, 2 white pudding, 1 black pudding and a fried egg, lightly salted, tomato sauce and a cup of tea... oh man.

Oral Slang

I'd magic away my huge impending mortgage, so my wages would be my own!!

mickymg2003

I'd magic myself back into my bed...thats all..fcuk the lotto.

Tobias Greeshman

Eh Kojak you can't win the lotto, read the rules for gods sake, jeez :rolleyes:

To own a Ferrari convertiable (360 spider) and live and work in Italy near the coast. My days will be spent in the office as little as possible (less than 5hrs), making a small fortune cos I can and I shall drink expresso's in cafés and drive along the coast roads home (very fast), in blistering italian sunshine. Various supermodel girlfriends will be included too (goes without saying really).

BoozyBabe

That there'd be no more seriously / terminally ill children.

(watching the program about the little girl with Progeria on Channel 5 Monday night & it'd make you cry watching her)

Zulu

I'd magic myself up to be King of some tropical island.

Pighead

Pigman II wrote:

immortality.

If you chose immortality you could get to say in the year 2098 "Ah for fcuk sake, this threads been done a million times before" without being accused of exaggeration. And Pigheads pretty sure you'd unwish your immortality after yet another "Scumbag foreigners are worse than travellers" thread.

DonkeyStyle \o/

I'd magic up a nice warm shower and a few more hours sleep.

Pigman II

Pighead wrote:

If you chose immortality you could get to say in the year 2098 "Ah for fcuk sake, this threads been done a million times before" without being accused of immortality. And Pigheads pretty sure you'd unwish your immortality after yet another "Scumbag foreigners are worse than travellers" thread.

Well I already get the feeling "Ah for fcuk sake, this threads been done a million times before" 50times a day and I don't even read "Scumbag 'x' are worse than 'y'" threads in 2006 so the likelihood of either of them being an issue in 2098 is quite remote.

Tar.Aldarion

Damn you rules, two and four!

Anyway, I want to magic me and my pals to be able to live as long as we want. I want to read every book and drink lots of coke.

Zulu

I like the read every book one Tar., but I'd have to add "and remember" to it. I can't remember sh1t.

joe_chicken

To have something to stop time...

Just think of all those great lie ins...

Kojak

silas wrote:

Eh Kojak you can't win the lotto, read the rules for gods sake, jeez :rolleyes:

Then I wish I could go back in time an hour or so to read the rules for this thread.

tba

I'd magic a way to stab people in the eye over the internet....

Thirdfox

Take over the world... and immortality.

jonny68

to play professional football:)

Kingp35

To be able to travel the world and experience every culture and see the obscure parts of our planet.

Professional Footballer would also be nice

Zulu

joe_chicken wrote:

To have something to stop time...

Just think of all those great lie ins...

...ohh thats the best one yet!

Sifo

Id wish America disappeared!!

b0bsquish

tba wrote:

I'd magic a way to stab people in the eye over the internet....

you can have my wish!

LegacyUser

I would magic myself into a prime time, highly successful slot, presenting on 2fm!

tabatha

BoozyBabe wrote:

That there'd be no more seriously / terminally ill children.

(watching the program about the little girl with Progeria on Channel 5 Monday night & it'd make you cry watching her)

can i ask how come u have channel 5.....i would love that channel!

tabatha

i would bring back some people that have died, have some nice weather for a change and make days longer!

shroomfox

Eternal paid holidays for shroomfox...oh yeah.

ferdi

i'd magic myself a magic wand with unlimited magic opwers

ivan087

World Peace:cool:

connundrum

ivan087 wrote:

World Peace:cool:

Tisk Tisk :rolleyes:

I might just change mine.. I would magic it so that people would actually listen, and not be so fcuking self centred that they cannot hear anything apart from their own fcuking voice*

/rant over



*was not directed at ivan087, but the general public :mad:

biko

That Lent is over so I can have sweets again. Killing me...

Raphael

To have my Leaving Cert over and done with, 550 points.

cotwold

I would "magic" myself a new pair of suspender. You never know when they might come in handy:p

blu_sonic

omnipotence would be nice, and the ability to make more wishes or my thoughts to come true

Goodshape

I'd magic myself some mushrooms :v: