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Best Death Ever!

  • 20-03-2006 1:19am
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,773 ✭✭✭


    If you could choose how you were to die, how would it happen? :)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 232 ✭✭KrankStricher


    while being burgaled in my own house.

    (FTL; "I relish Death")


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,631 ✭✭✭raheny red


    The one I won't remember!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,117 ✭✭✭✭MrJoeSoap


    Getting knocked down on the eve of my 100th birthday by the van (hovervan perhaps) carrying the cake for my birthday party.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 232 ✭✭KrankStricher


    That sounds more like Worst death ever.

    (FTL; "Question posters understanding of thread")


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    In a shootout, western style *all guns blazing* :D Then everyone would think I was dead, but id get up, kill a few more and then actually be gunned down :(


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,598 ✭✭✭ferdi


    entangled between the legs of my 23 year old super model wife at the age of 75.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,117 ✭✭✭✭MrJoeSoap


    That sounds more like Worst death ever.

    (FTL; "Question posters understanding of thread")

    Well its quick and relatively painless. Your one didn't sound entirely pleasant!

    Plus, I'm a big lover of irony.


  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47,365 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Entangled between the legs of ferdi's 23 year old super model wife at the age of 95. :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,598 ✭✭✭ferdi


    fair game, i cant take her with me.....unless....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,165 ✭✭✭DEmeant0r


    entangled between the legs of my two 23 year old super model wives at the age of 95 :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,278 ✭✭✭peterk19


    Entangled in the legs of both ferdi's and Demeant0r's 23 year old supermodel wifes at any age


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,346 ✭✭✭✭KdjaCL


    Plane crash going down from 10,000 feet sitting in cockpit going WOOHOOOOOOOO

    Or other Dr Stranglove related ways......


    kdjac


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,570 ✭✭✭Rovi


    To quote [SIZE=-1]Thurgood Marshall ([/SIZE][SIZE=-1]first African-American on the U.S. Supreme Court): "[/SIZE]I expect to die at 110, shot by a jealous husband."

    .


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,113 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    I can't believe the girl I love will end up sexing me to death, well if ya have to go...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,165 ✭✭✭DEmeant0r


    and who's this special girl? ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    Whatever takes down the most amount of innocent bystanders. I dunno, nuclear suicide bomber? :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,165 ✭✭✭DEmeant0r


    Whatever takes down the most amount of innocent bystanders. I dunno, nuclear suicide bomber? :D
    how about a whole lot of anthrax in the nations water supplies? :D and then drinking some yourslef


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 739 ✭✭✭riptide


    In a shootout with 52 federal marshalls on the Mexican border!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 344 ✭✭Cosine


    At age 100 on my death bed surounded by my family. Then I jump up screaming "HA Got ya!" and slip off the bed breaking my neck.

    ^_^

    The ironing would be delicious


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 991 ✭✭✭endplate


    "Getting caught in the gears of a combine that's how I want to go" Frank Drebin The Naked Gun (I liked that one)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,251 ✭✭✭fly_agaric


    I'd like to emigrate to the US someday, live there for a while.
    Someday I'll just sell all my "stuff" and give all my money to charity.
    Then I'll shroud my garage in plastic sheeting and commit suicide with a shotgun.:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 888 ✭✭✭Merrick


    In a gigantic kill bill style fight to the death where I manage to kill everyone in the area before dying from blood loss. Yep, a nice messy end for me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 465 ✭✭Kermitt


    Me worries about the mental stability of some posters here:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,856 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    ferdi wrote:
    entangled between the legs of my 23 year old super model wife at the age of 75.
    1.jpg

    Bit uncomfortable innit!

    Meself, I'd go for the oul goin to sleep and not waking up thing...!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 160 ✭✭jsr


    Sleeping peacefully like my grandmother........and not screaming like my grandfather who was also in the car she was driving!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,570 ✭✭✭Rovi


    jsr wrote:
    Sleeping peacefully like my grandmother........and not screaming like my grandfather who was also in the car she was driving!
    A variation-
    Peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather; not screaming in terror like his passengers.

    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 280 ✭✭s10


    "SUPRISE" clutches heart and keels over


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,820 ✭✭✭Femelade


    MrJoeSoap wrote:
    Getting knocked down on the eve of my 100th birthday by the van (hovervan perhaps) carrying the cake for my birthday party.


    aww....thats quite sad.:(


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,463 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    In my sleep...


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,113 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Demeant0r wrote:
    and who's this special girl? ;)
    Hey, I don't let college scum meet my 'norm' buddies. :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16 Meltdown


    ...sucked into a jet engine...pref RyanAir:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    Its May 17, 2007 and recently married Pighead and Beruthial Hewing are driving to the boards beers. Beruthials had a drink and with a devilish smile starts to undo Pigheads trouser buttons. Pighead closes his eyes and gets lost in the beautiful moment. However tragedy strikes as ther Hewings car plows straight into an articulated truck. Pigheads dead, Beruthial survives and returns mournfully to their Northspoon mansion.

    Fast forward a year where Beruthial wakes up in bed, to be greeted by Pighead emerging from a shower. The silly bint had dreamt it all.:rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 273 ✭✭Sifo


    ferdi wrote:
    entangled between the legs of my 23 year old super model wife at the age of 75.

    bingo!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,570 ✭✭✭Rovi


    Pighead wrote:
    Its May 17, 2007 and recently married Pighead and Beruthial Hewing are driving to the boards beers. Beruthials had a drink and with a devilish smile starts to undo Pigheads trouser buttons. Pighead closes his eyes and gets lost in the beautiful moment. However tragedy strikes as ther Hewings car plows straight into an articulated truck. Pigheads dead, Beruthial survives and returns mournfully to their Northspoon mansion.

    Fast forward a year where Beruthial wakes up in bed, to be greeted by Pighead emerging from a shower. The silly bint had dreamt it all.:rolleyes:
    Hooray for Pighead! :D

    .


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,473 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    In a hail of bullets fired by the US Secret Service just moments after assasinating George W Bush...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,117 ✭✭✭✭MrJoeSoap


    Femmy wrote:
    aww....thats quite sad.:(

    Think I remember it being number one in a list of top 10 unusual deaths somewhere.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 443 ✭✭DBK


    Driving off the M50 Toll bridge after refusing to pay the 50euro toll in a Ferrari Enzo while being chased by Godzilla after I had recently destroyed Tokyo before him.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,494 ✭✭✭ronbyrne2005


    die of excessive pleasure while having an drug fueled orgy with all the finalists in the playboy bunny of the year competition! ooh yeah!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,743 ✭✭✭Rockee


    Swallowing a hand grenade...with the pin popped obviously!;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,753 ✭✭✭qz


    Going 186mph in a DB9, only to discover the bridge hasn't been finished. Woopsies.

    OR

    I'll plug in a toaster and get a really long adaptor that'll spread to the beach across from the hotel room in some real touristy spot. Take a bit of a runnnig jump off the pier into the mass of people below, with the toaster in my arms.

    If I go, you're all going with me.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 739 ✭✭✭riptide


    qz wrote:
    Going 186mph in a DB9, only to discover the bridge hasn't been finished. Woopsies.

    OR

    I'll plug in a toaster and get a really long adaptor that'll spread to the beach across from the hotel room in some real touristy spot. Take a bit of a runnnig jump off the pier into the mass of people below, with the toaster in my arms.

    If I go, you're all going with me.
    The DB9 will work!

    The toaster mighten though. It may just earth without killing you. And if it didn't kill you you'd probably die from a severe beating and drowning by the beach bums, while everyone laughs. ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    In my sleep....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 376 ✭✭Ozzy


    Probably.. driving over a highly explosive landmine whilst waving enthusiastically at Pighead, only to barely survive and be strangled by Piggers on the sly.

    "Noooooo!!"

    Bastard!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 941 ✭✭✭Bodhidharma


    I think I'd like to go mad, them wander aimlessly for a couple of years in the forest.

    Right at the end i'd knock myself down in my own car. Confuse everyone!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,387 ✭✭✭✭rubadub


    on top of a huge pile of money, with many beautiful ladies.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    I think I'd like to die in someone elses sleep.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,558 ✭✭✭netwhizkid


    Attending a boards beers and getting the crap kicked out of me only to get brain haemorrhage after 2 days in hospital. netwhizkid dies after a karate chop from various user's who have a grudge against me. "I descend into white light's leaving screams of "wetpisskid" & "die" behind me to be greeted by Pamela Anderson with some chocolate syrup and her amble bosom.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 966 ✭✭✭GerryRyan


    Hangliding accident or parachute not opening.

    Something to do with falling from sky :D

    100th post - nearly there ... nearly.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,195 ✭✭✭Corruptedmorals


    Drown in a vat of melted chocolate.

    Would it burn teh lungs though? That might suck.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,226 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    I'd like to die while saving someone else's life, perhaps a bunch of kids taken hostage, or summat...

    (And no, I don't want to donate my organs while in my senses, before you ask):D


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