Best Death Ever!

Binomate

If you could choose how you were to die, how would it happen?

KrankStricher

while being burgaled in my own house.

(FTL; "I relish Death")

raheny red

The one I won't remember!

MrJoeSoap

Getting knocked down on the eve of my 100th birthday by the van (hovervan perhaps) carrying the cake for my birthday party.

KrankStricher

That sounds more like Worst death ever.

(FTL; "Question posters understanding of thread")

Ruu_Old

In a shootout, western style *all guns blazing* Then everyone would think I was dead, but id get up, kill a few more and then actually be gunned down

ferdi

entangled between the legs of my 23 year old super model wife at the age of 75.

MrJoeSoap

KrankStricher wrote:

That sounds more like Worst death ever.

(FTL; "Question posters understanding of thread")

Well its quick and relatively painless. Your one didn't sound entirely pleasant!

Plus, I'm a big lover of irony.

Zaph

Entangled between the legs of ferdi's 23 year old super model wife at the age of 95.

ferdi

fair game, i cant take her with me.....unless....

DEmeant0r

entangled between the legs of my two 23 year old super model wives at the age of 95

peterk19

Entangled in the legs of both ferdi's and Demeant0r's 23 year old supermodel wifes at any age

KdjaCL

Plane crash going down from 10,000 feet sitting in cockpit going WOOHOOOOOOOO

Or other Dr Stranglove related ways......


kdjac

Rovi

To quote [SIZE=-1]Thurgood Marshall ([/SIZE][SIZE=-1]first African-American on the U.S. Supreme Court): "[/SIZE]I expect to die at 110, shot by a jealous husband."

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Tar.Aldarion

I can't believe the girl I love will end up sexing me to death, well if ya have to go...

DEmeant0r

and who's this special girl?

Karl Hungus

Whatever takes down the most amount of innocent bystanders. I dunno, nuclear suicide bomber?

DEmeant0r

Karl Hungus wrote:

Whatever takes down the most amount of innocent bystanders. I dunno, nuclear suicide bomber?

how about a whole lot of anthrax in the nations water supplies? and then drinking some yourslef

riptide

In a shootout with 52 federal marshalls on the Mexican border!

Cosine

At age 100 on my death bed surounded by my family. Then I jump up screaming "HA Got ya!" and slip off the bed breaking my neck.

^_^

The ironing would be delicious

endplate

"Getting caught in the gears of a combine that's how I want to go" Frank Drebin The Naked Gun (I liked that one)

fly_agaric

I'd like to emigrate to the US someday, live there for a while.
Someday I'll just sell all my "stuff" and give all my money to charity.
Then I'll shroud my garage in plastic sheeting and commit suicide with a shotgun.:)

Merrick

In a gigantic kill bill style fight to the death where I manage to kill everyone in the area before dying from blood loss. Yep, a nice messy end for me.

Kermitt

Me worries about the mental stability of some posters here:D

Dave!

ferdi wrote:

entangled between the legs of my 23 year old super model wife at the age of 75.

Bit uncomfortable innit!

Meself, I'd go for the oul goin to sleep and not waking up thing...!

jsr

Sleeping peacefully like my grandmother........and not screaming like my grandfather who was also in the car she was driving!

Rovi

jsr wrote:

Sleeping peacefully like my grandmother........and not screaming like my grandfather who was also in the car she was driving!

A variation-
Peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather; not screaming in terror like his passengers.

s10

"SUPRISE" clutches heart and keels over

Femelade

MrJoeSoap wrote:

Getting knocked down on the eve of my 100th birthday by the van (hovervan perhaps) carrying the cake for my birthday party.

aww....thats quite sad.:(

xzanti

In my sleep...

Tar.Aldarion

Demeant0r wrote:

and who's this special girl?

Hey, I don't let college scum meet my 'norm' buddies. :P

Meltdown

...sucked into a jet engine...pref RyanAir:)

Pighead

Its May 17, 2007 and recently married Pighead and Beruthial Hewing are driving to the boards beers. Beruthials had a drink and with a devilish smile starts to undo Pigheads trouser buttons. Pighead closes his eyes and gets lost in the beautiful moment. However tragedy strikes as ther Hewings car plows straight into an articulated truck. Pigheads dead, Beruthial survives and returns mournfully to their Northspoon mansion.

Fast forward a year where Beruthial wakes up in bed, to be greeted by Pighead emerging from a shower. The silly bint had dreamt it all.:rolleyes:

Sifo

ferdi wrote:

entangled between the legs of my 23 year old super model wife at the age of 75.

bingo!!

Rovi

Pighead wrote:

Its May 17, 2007 and recently married Pighead and Beruthial Hewing are driving to the boards beers. Beruthials had a drink and with a devilish smile starts to undo Pigheads trouser buttons. Pighead closes his eyes and gets lost in the beautiful moment. However tragedy strikes as ther Hewings car plows straight into an articulated truck. Pigheads dead, Beruthial survives and returns mournfully to their Northspoon mansion.

Fast forward a year where Beruthial wakes up in bed, to be greeted by Pighead emerging from a shower. The silly bint had dreamt it all.:rolleyes:

Hooray for Pighead!

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Sleepy

In a hail of bullets fired by the US Secret Service just moments after assasinating George W Bush...

MrJoeSoap

Femmy wrote:

aww....thats quite sad.:(

Think I remember it being number one in a list of top 10 unusual deaths somewhere.

DBK

Driving off the M50 Toll bridge after refusing to pay the 50euro toll in a Ferrari Enzo while being chased by Godzilla after I had recently destroyed Tokyo before him.

ronbyrne2005

die of excessive pleasure while having an drug fueled orgy with all the finalists in the playboy bunny of the year competition! ooh yeah!

Rockee

Swallowing a hand grenade...with the pin popped obviously!;)

qz

Going 186mph in a DB9, only to discover the bridge hasn't been finished. Woopsies.

OR

I'll plug in a toaster and get a really long adaptor that'll spread to the beach across from the hotel room in some real touristy spot. Take a bit of a runnnig jump off the pier into the mass of people below, with the toaster in my arms.

If I go, you're all going with me.

riptide

qz wrote:

Going 186mph in a DB9, only to discover the bridge hasn't been finished. Woopsies.

OR

I'll plug in a toaster and get a really long adaptor that'll spread to the beach across from the hotel room in some real touristy spot. Take a bit of a runnnig jump off the pier into the mass of people below, with the toaster in my arms.

If I go, you're all going with me.

The DB9 will work!

The toaster mighten though. It may just earth without killing you. And if it didn't kill you you'd probably die from a severe beating and drowning by the beach bums, while everyone laughs.

TerrorFirmer

In my sleep....

Ozzy

Probably.. driving over a highly explosive landmine whilst waving enthusiastically at Pighead, only to barely survive and be strangled by Piggers on the sly.

"Noooooo!!"

Bastard!

Bodhidharma

I think I'd like to go mad, them wander aimlessly for a couple of years in the forest.

Right at the end i'd knock myself down in my own car. Confuse everyone!!!

rubadub

on top of a huge pile of money, with many beautiful ladies.

boneless

I think I'd like to die in someone elses sleep.

netwhizkid

Attending a boards beers and getting the crap kicked out of me only to get brain haemorrhage after 2 days in hospital. netwhizkid dies after a karate chop from various user's who have a grudge against me. "I descend into white light's leaving screams of "wetpisskid" & "die" behind me to be greeted by Pamela Anderson with some chocolate syrup and her amble bosom.

GerryRyan

Hangliding accident or parachute not opening.

Something to do with falling from sky

100th post - nearly there ... nearly.

Corruptedmorals

Drown in a vat of melted chocolate.

Would it burn teh lungs though? That might suck.

Pherekydes

I'd like to die while saving someone else's life, perhaps a bunch of kids taken hostage, or summat...

(And no, I don't want to donate my organs while in my senses, before you ask):D