If Boards was A secondry school

KrankStricher · 19-03-2006 3:00pm #1

WHo would you be , what groups/cliques would you be in, who would be the popular jock, who would be the smelly kid, and who would be the slut etc. etc.

(FTL; "How would you fit into a school of boards.ie?")

Terry · 19-03-2006 3:01pm

i would be the most popular and most intelligent person in the whole school who goes on to become nothing.
or that already happened or something.

Piste · 19-03-2006 3:02pm

There would be only one group, the nerds.

omb0wyn5ehpij9 · 19-03-2006 3:10pm

Rugby players who could get away with anything

cormie · 19-03-2006 3:12pm

Piste wrote:

There would be only one group, the nerds.

hehe, so out of the nerds, which one are you? The ginger freckle head, the glasses too big for him head, the tubby chap or wha?

monkeyfudge · 19-03-2006 3:13pm

Can I be that kid who eats paste in art class?

Silverfish · 19-03-2006 3:14pm

monkeyfudge wrote:

Can I be that kid who eats paste in art class?

If I can be that kid who puts it all over their hands then peels it off and tries to scare the other kids with it.

Gone West · 19-03-2006 3:20pm

The smods and cmods would be hall monitors and narks.
"Lubnip-clique" would be those mad people at the back of classes making animal sounds and groping each other.
Pighead would be that crazy kid from the "special class" who has to take medication at lunchtime.
Netwhizkid would get the crap beaten out of him on a daily basis. His mother would most likely be a regular visitor to the principal's office.
Hobbes would be one of those guys who sits at the front correcting the teacher.
Bubbles would be that kid who repeated 5th year twice and then got expelled.
Ecksor would be a 12 foot long cane reinforced with steel that unruly students get beaten with.

and so on...

Piste · 19-03-2006 3:29pm

FuzzyLogic wrote:

Bubbles would be that kid who repeated 5th year twice and then got expelled.

But who turns up to classes anyway and hangs around the playground picking on n00bs.

LegacyUser · 19-03-2006 3:37pm

MorningStar would argue with everything anyone said, including the teacher and the text books.
PigHead would distract us all with witty remarks, and he would pass funny notes about the class room.
Coolsmileygirl would be very popular with the boys, but some of them would be intimidated by her sexual forwardness!

Tar.Aldarion · 19-03-2006 3:39pm

Hi, I am the guy that is asleep down the back and likes to wear black. Ah, memories.

biko · 19-03-2006 3:51pm

I would be one of those kids that the popular kids don't remember going to school with. "Biko, you say? And you were in MY class? Where did you sit?"

petes · 19-03-2006 3:58pm

I'd be the teacher!

pisslips · 19-03-2006 4:06pm

I'd have to be the kid that nobody actually knows but who inncessantly follows you around.
Also the only kid to smoke crack in the toilets but claims,"all the cool kids are doin it"

wheres me jumpa · 19-03-2006 4:08pm

Who remembers the girl who would come in one day and create this drama over the fact she was pregnant. And then the next day, not so pregnant.

meowCat · 19-03-2006 4:14pm

I'd never be there...with proper sick notice from doc, of course.

Faith · 19-03-2006 4:15pm

I'd be the kid who sits at the back, watching everything that goes on but rarely getting involved unless it's something I really find interesting. Or unless I'm really bored and procrastinating.

Terry · 19-03-2006 4:16pm

wheres me jumpa wrote:

Who remembers the girl who would come in one day and create this drama over the fact she was pregnant. And then the next day, not so pregnant.

yeah. there were two or three of them in my year. i seem to remember one in sixth class.

wheres me jumpa · 19-03-2006 4:24pm

julep wrote:

i seem to remember one in sixth class.

hahahaahaha! classy schools my friend, classy schools!

Of course we cant forget all the cool kids smoking in the shed!

Terry · 19-03-2006 4:28pm

we didn't have a shed. i used to climb the walls in the toilet, open the skylight and then smoke. looking back, i would have broken a few bones had i fallen. it was about a 20 foot drop right onto the toilet bowl.
seriously though, there was one girl who would claim she was pregnant every so often. i think she was still a virgin at that stage.

Eminem · 19-03-2006 4:42pm

I would be qiuet the quiet one

Sparky · 19-03-2006 4:50pm

Id be the lad down the back, hiding from the teacher because I didnt do my homework.

Here, will ya give me yours so I can copy it?

Gordon · 19-03-2006 4:51pm

Janitor.

Eminem · 19-03-2006 4:52pm

Sparky-s wrote:

Id be the lad down the back, hiding from the teacher because I didnt do my homework.

Here, will ya give me yours so I can copy it?

Yeah sure :rolleyes:

spiderlegs · 19-03-2006 4:53pm

I'd be the random one down the back constantly distracted by shiny things..I'd comment when necessary and then go back to doodling...

Ruu_Old · 19-03-2006 4:55pm

Once you go into detention in the skewel of boards.ie you never come back out. Id be the one staring out the window at the people walking outside

LegacyUser · 19-03-2006 4:55pm

I would distract everyone by being giddy and talkative in Geography and maths, because I had no interest in those subjects, and I would be a big hypocrit by Sssshing everyone and annoying everyone by offering my opinions and answering all the questions, in English and History, because they were my favourite subjects.

crazy angel · 19-03-2006 5:00pm

if boards was a secondary school, i would be the caretaker/janitor!!

**Timbuk2** · 19-03-2006 5:02pm

aidan_walsh would be the bully

cloud would be the principal
sillysausage would be the cafeteria person (cos her name is sausage)
I would be one of the popular kids

but who would be the guy that hangs around with all the newcomers to the school (postcount < 10)??

Gordon · 19-03-2006 5:04pm

crazy angel wrote:

if boards was a secondary school, i would be the caretaker/janitor!!

Then you'd be my intern Janitor as I started work a few posts earlier. I'd let you sit on my knee though. Or you could do all the work and I'll sit in the office drinking coffee?

crazy angel · 19-03-2006 5:06pm

Gordon wrote:

Then you'd be my intern Janitor as I started work a few posts earlier. I'd let you sit on my knee though. Or you could do all the work and I'll sit in the office drinking coffee?

oops, sorry sir! intern janitor it is

casanova_kid · 19-03-2006 5:06pm

I'd be the year head, as I seem to have the utmost respect of everyone around here and people seem to value my opinions above everybody elses.

Eminem · 19-03-2006 5:07pm

casanova_kid wrote:

I'd be the year head, as I seem to have the utmost respect of everyone around here and people seem to value my opinions above everybody elses.

Eh know

LegacyUser · 19-03-2006 5:07pm

**Timbuk2** wrote:

sillysausage would be the cafeteria person (cos her name is sausage)

Oh, I cant cook - but I guess most canteen ladies cant cook so I should be ok:D

[Jackass] · 19-03-2006 5:09pm

**Timbuk2** wrote:

but who would be the guy that hangs around with all the newcomers to the school (postcount < 10)??

Guilty as charged

CathyMoran · 19-03-2006 5:19pm

I would be the quiet bespeckled artistic and science nerd whose life suddenly changed when she gained a bit more confidence and started wearing contact lenses...

wheres me jumpa · 19-03-2006 5:19pm

Right who is going to join me for a "shift"??!

Eminem · 19-03-2006 5:32pm

wheres me jumpa wrote:

Right who is going to join me for a "shift"??!

What ?:rolleyes:

Ruu_Old · 19-03-2006 5:37pm

haha "shift" is soooo retro.

RuggieBear · 19-03-2006 5:37pm

i'd be the one who'd see the rest of my "schoolmates" and then quietly slip off to the toilets to try and hang myself

impr0v · 19-03-2006 5:39pm

I'd be the guy with a tec-9 and some frag grenades under his trenchcoat watching the clock for the appointed hour.

Zaph · 19-03-2006 5:43pm

I'd be the guy who was first to die in the senseless slaughter. Bummer!

retrospect · 19-03-2006 5:55pm

sir sir sir KrankStricher is touching himself again

Binomate · 19-03-2006 6:03pm

I'd still be God.

wheres me jumpa · 19-03-2006 6:04pm

Eminem wrote:

What ?:rolleyes:

Shift, is defined as, to lock lips with a member of the opposite sex for a minimum of 20 seconds. Anything less than 20 seconds does not qualify. Use of tongue is optional and varies depending on experience.

GrumPy · 19-03-2006 6:09pm

I'd be the red guy

Fast_Mover · 19-03-2006 6:27pm

petes wrote:

I'd be the teacher!

Hey hey..im the teacher around here!!:p

danniemcq · 19-03-2006 6:32pm

i'd be the guy at the back of class with big red eyes that'd poke Tar everytime the teacher asked him a question

*passes Sparky_S last nights homework*

wheres me jumpa wrote:

Who remembers the girl who would come in one day and create this drama over the fact she was pregnant. And then the next day, not so pregnant.

coolsmileygirl?

cormie · 19-03-2006 6:32pm

No FM, you're the sub teacher!

CathyMoran · 19-03-2006 6:37pm

smccarrick would be the computer and linguistics nerd who helps everybody but whom the girls would think is strangely very sexy and everyone would be wondering how he got those strong muscular arms.

Fast_Mover · 19-03-2006 6:38pm

sub teacher:eek:!!

ah just coz ud be the loner at the top of the class with no friends..and had to resort to kicking a soccor ball against the wall at lunch time coz none of the guys will let you join in..then you start up a little league team at the weekends to try and make friends and keep fit.. and yet no one turns up..you then have to advertise on boards.ie!!;)

If Boards was A secondry school

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