Outrageous display of abandonment!

LegacyUser

I was in the Porter House - (old judge roy beans) the other night. I popped to the loos, all was quiet, I attended to my business, and next thing I hear a lot of rustling and a girls voice saying "all the way in, all the way".

For a couple of seconds I just stood there thinking "No way, I must have heard wrong", so I stepped outside the cubicle, and there on the floor of the ladies, in the middle of the floor, in front of the mirrors and hand basins, was a pair of jeans and a very lovely pair of greying knickers!!!!


Seriously. The girl must have stripped right there in the middle of the ladies toilets!!

Oh my god! :eek:

I have to say, its probably the most outrageous display of abandonment I have ever encountered.

So I was wondering, have I lived a sheltered life, share your shocking experience, surely you cant top this????:eek: :eek: :eek:

Karoma

In fairness, it's quite difficult to strip in a cubicle.

Man & woman in a sitting position in the middle of the green in (what was) a park next to Jervis Street shopping centre... most of her clothes were still on tough...most...

johnnyrotten

Looks like a Pikeys Kacks

Sangre

must have been northsiders

magick

was a pair of jeans and a very lovely pair of greying knickers!!!!

go for a massive sh*t beside them complete with plop/fart noises to kill their mood....or



u should have taken them, teach her for being such a harlot !

hawker27

very erotic

Green_Martian

That just looks like some classy!!!!!!!!!!! birds underwear..........they are typically "greying knickers" from what i have:D heard..............lol

Green_Martian

Have to say i myself was once in cubicle with someone (not the full lot):p.............think it is just the buzz off nearly getting caught:p

Setun

Yo, that's a great quality photo.

That's a wild story, but once while using the dodgy public toilets at the beach in Greystones there was two (I think, could have been less) people at it, and a pair of trousers spilling out under the door. So I ran all the way back to the bustop. Waited till I got home for the toilets.

Scraggs

hmmm... there was a UCDboards beers in the porterhouse the other night... I wonder who're the culprits:p

WhiteWashMan

ive been classy and done it in the cubicle of the womens toilets of a well known bar in central dublin.

then again, i dont think i have ever been afflicted with a sense of shame.

RoundyMooney

Did a bag of sex toys roll out from under the door?

WhiteWashMan

RoundyMooney wrote:

Did a bag of sex toys roll out from under the door?

no.

casanova_kid

Csm?

MrJoeSoap

You definitely should have taken the clothes!

Nevyn

It looks like the other leg of the trousers were still attched to the person....
Ick tbh.

PullMyFinger!

Was CSM in the general area of JRBs that night can anyone confirm?

I used to work in a pub, I remember seeing people leaving behind shoes. I can understand people trying to walk home - but no matter how drunk you are, you'd think you'd notice some sort of difference.

I think someone also left behind a pair of jeans. That one I never understood

meowCat

sillysausage wrote:

So I was wondering, have I lived a sheltered life, share your shocking experience, surely you cant top this????:eek: :eek: :eek:

Yes, I think you have obvioulsy lived a very sheltered life


I have witnessed something like this only once : In secondary school! Back then I was really shocked (the school was NOT in a ghetto or anything like it).
:eek: :eek: :eek:

Now, I'd just be amused....and I would have definitely taken the clothes!!!!


And yes, the knickers are lovely. Did you have a closer look at the brand?

RoundyMooney

Witnessed it?

Like WWM, I've done it, and it doesn't live up to the hype tbh.

My back took some time to recover. No guilt though...

meowCat

RoundyMooney wrote:

Witnessed it?

well, heard them? Or "noticed" something going on?
That better?

RoundyMooney

meowCat wrote:

well, heard them? Or "noticed" something going on?
That better?

That wasn't a dig at your choice of expression, merely a summation of my own experience, in the same vein.

HTH

meowCat

RoundyMooney wrote:

That wasn't a dig at your choice of expression, merely a summation of my own experience, in the same vein.

HTH

fair enough....

kittenkiller

Ha! What camera phones were made for!

I would've given the clothes to the barman & said 'I think someone left these behind in the bathroom, could you ask over the intercom if the owner would like them back?'

Floor show for everyone!

azezil

kittenkiller wrote:

Ha! What camera phones were made for!

I would've given the clothes to the barman & said 'I think someone left these behind in the bathroom, could you ask over the intercom if the owner would like them back?'

Floor show for everyone!

hehe yeah!

Gawd the dirty skank, her and him! :rolleyes:

Töpher

I'd've stood up on the back of the toilet in my cubicle and watched.

kittenkiller

Einst&#252 wrote: »

I'd've stood up on the back of the toilet in my cubicle and watched.

I'm never going to the loo in Bray again!

LundiMardi

you so should have took the clothes and put them in your unflushed toilet..

el tel

LundiMardi wrote:

you so should have took the clothes and put them in your unflushed toilet..

and taken some pictures of the rutting couple inside the cubicle

tbh

LundiMardi wrote:

you so should have took the clothes and put them in your unflushed toilet

ftw. You should have picked them up with the tip of your shoe, and dumped them in the toilet.

Töpher

kittenkiller wrote:

I'm never going to the loo in Bray again!

Awww Please?

tbh

sillysausage wrote:

I have to say, its probably the most outrageous display of abandonment I have ever encountered.

sheltered life!!

Siogfinsceal

definately should have stolen the clothes it would have been priceless !! ;-) imagine her running naked through the club lol. Though from the looks of those fetching grey nickers you wouldnt want to touch them!

Kinetic^

Siogfinsceal wrote:

Though from the looks of those fetching grey nickers you wouldnt want to touch them!

I think they're supposed to be white :eek:

TerrorFirmer

RoundyMooney wrote:

Did a bag of sex toys roll out from under the door?

Bwahahahahaha.....oh you sly dog! I don't think anyone else noticed that dig...

Blisterman

Someone left a wheelchair behind in the pub I used to work in. True Story.

BadAcidStudios

Blisterman wrote:

Someone left a wheelchair behind in the pub I used to work in. True Story.

ah sure they were probably legless going home anyway

MorningStar

This is really funny. I have at two points been in that pub about 10 years ago and people had sex in the toilet. Once it was people I went to the pub with that did it the other time I knew the people.
In fairness they were under the influence of more than alcohol.

Degsy

I'm pretty sure they belong to the girl i was with.I was in Porterhouse central on friday and went into the jacks with a girl i'd met off the internet before.What happened was somebody heard us and pulled he kecks under the gap in the door and she couldnt come out to get them till al the perverts had left.They were soaked as well when she got them back.Oh yeah and the jacks stinks.

tbh

Degsy wrote:

.What happened was somebody heard us and pulled he kecks under the gap in the door and she couldnt come out to get them till al the perverts had left..

how come you couldn't get them?

seems like the gentlemanly thing to do

LegacyUser

tbh wrote:

how come you couldn't get them?

seems like the gentlemanly thing to do

Gentlemen don't normally have sex in manky pub toilets though...

so I guess we can assume that this guy is no gentleman

Green_Martian

sillysausage wrote:

Gentlemen don't normally have sex in manky pub toilets though...

so I guess we can assume that this guy is no gentleman

Lol:D you could be right there...........

Degsy

What,and let everyone in the jacks know what was going on?Anyway we werent finished and i was busy ffs:)

Merrick

Heh heh, I would have either stolen the clothes or gathered a load of people to be there in the bathroom and point and laugh when the lovely couple came out...

Terry

sitting in my local one random weekday. the place was fairly quiet. just me and my friend, a few bar flies and a middleaged scummy looking couple. the woman gets up and goes into the toilet. 2 minutes later the guy follows. (through a door at the end of the bar. gents to the left, ladies to the right). 10 minutes pass and there is no sign of either of them coming out. my friend goes to the gents and says there was no-one else in there. after another couple of minutes, the barman starts to wonder where they are and takes a look in the gents. then he goes into the ladies and throws both of them out. minor bit of amusement on an otherwise dull afternoon.

Interceptor

Bouncers threw two guys out of a nightclub in Galway after they were reportedly caught 'at it' in one of the cubicles. I'm sure it happens all the time. Not that I go to nightclubs or anything so I wouldn't know.

'cptr

stovelid

it definitely does happen. My mate walked in on two guys "at it" )who had not locked the door properly) in the toilets of a famous old night club in Belfast :0) More embarrassingly, he saw them a few times after in the place.

P.S: yes, SS is very sheltered.

Interceptor wrote:

Bouncers threw two guys out of a nightclub in Galway after they were reportedly caught 'at it' in one of the cubicles. I'm sure it happens all the time. Not that I go to nightclubs or anything so I wouldn't know.

'cptr

JohnCleary

Interceptor wrote:

Bouncers threw two guys out of a nightclub in Galway after they were reportedly caught 'at it' in one of the cubicles. I'm sure it happens all the time. Not that I go to nightclubs or anything so I wouldn't know.

'cptr

which nightclub?

kittenkiller

sillysausage wrote:

I was in the Porter House - (old judge roy beans) the other night. I popped to the loos, all was quiet, I attended to my business, and next thing I hear a lot of rustling and a girls voice saying "all the way in, all the way"

Just reread that...
Christ, wouldn't that be even more embarassing for the bloke if he knew anyone was listening?
"Erm... It is all the way in love!"

panda100

kittenkiller wrote:

Just reread that...
Christ, wouldn't that be even more embarassing for the bloke if he knew anyone was listening?
"Erm... It is all the way in love!"

hehe-yeah how do you know they were sh**ging in there anyways.She could have been a plumber who came to fix the toilet and was speaking to herelf saying the plunger wasnt all the way in.Maybe she took off her pants cos she was hot from all that plumbing...

killeoin

Interceptor wrote:

Bouncers threw two guys out of a nightclub in Galway after they were reportedly caught 'at it' in one of the cubicles. I'm sure it happens all the time. Not that I go to nightclubs or anything so I wouldn't know.

I knew a girl a few years ago who was caught shagging a guy in the toilets. They threw him out and left her stay!!:)