Whats your trick/talent?

Siogfinsceal

Hey do any of you have a stupid talent or party trick? I can tie a knot in a shoelace with my tongue- people always get me to do it when Im drunk. I knew another guy who use to set his thumb on fire! whats yours??

Kintarō Hattori

I have none. At least none that I know of!

kellxor.1337

I can fit myself into a Small cupboard and scare people out of it,
And i can firebreathe

Here's me doin the fire thing a few years backhttps://us.v-cdn.net/6034073/uploads/attachments/61961/24600.jpg


My claim to Fame :P

Kellxor

Binomate

Siogfinsceal wrote:

I knew another guy who use to set his thumb on fire! whats yours??

That's not talent, that's stupidity.

Vikings

Siogfinsceal wrote:

Hey do any of you have a stupid talent or party trick? I can tie a knot in a shoelace with my tongue- people always get me to do it when Im drunk. I knew another guy who use to set his thumb on fire! whats yours??

I see....

Mine seems to be putting my head through bannisters, that or inflicting as much self harm as is humanly possible whilst incredibly drunk. Like on monday when I broke my damn wrist. :v:

xzanti

I used to think I was double jointed in the knees... I found out in a very painful way that I am in fact not

Tha Gopher

I can do a 100% flawless impression of

Apu Nahasapeemapeliton
Tim Westwood (UNDA-STAND DOG!)
The Michael Jackson shamoan


Apart from that Im utterly talentless

Siogfinsceal

kellxor.1337 wrote:

I can fit myself into a Small cupboard and scare people out of it,
And i can firebreathe

Here's me doin the fire thing a few years backhttps://us.v-cdn.net/6034073/uploads/attachments/61961/24600.jpg


My claim to Fame :P

Kellxor

deadly!!! where did you learn to fire breathe

Siogfinsceal

i dont have a video camera mikey so I cant demonstrate - sorry!

Siogfinsceal

xzanti wrote:

I used to think I was double jointed in the knees... I found out in a very painful way that I am in fact not

lol...brilliant!!..but sore!

skywalker

I can burp very very loudly at will. Im not sure if that counts as a talent.

EDIT/ actually I just remembered I can burp the alphabet. That makes it a bit more talentlike.

ZiabR

pikey mikey wrote:

Oh right yeah..............ehhh thats what i meant yeah

LOL, your a disgrace :P

kellxor.1337

Siogfinsceal wrote:

deadly!!! where did you learn to fire breathe

It's actually pretty simple, Just how you spray the liquid is the main thing,
The impression of wacko jacko is a must, I can do a wicked Cartman/towlie/My hankey impression and my fav talent of all is my ability to sing along to songs but make up my own lyrics, every song can be made into a sex song lol It's hillarious



Kellxor

Siogfinsceal

its wierd guys always say things like that but what I dont understand is why on earth would you want me to tie a KNOT in a part of your anatomy?? I mean come on thats just gonna hurt??!

red_ice

I can dislocate my thumb any time i want, and turn it around and bend it in all weird angles n stuff. That usually freaks people out, which usually means they found it some what interesting :v:

My other tallent is juggling... thats about it

Siogfinsceal

eeeeewwwww

kellxor.1337

Lets just leave it with "She's got talent with her tongue"
And maybe just MAYBE she'll give us a demonstration at the awards :P

i'm also pretty good with my tongue, Sumtimes the metal get's in the way though, Should never have pierced it twice


Kellxor

ZiabR

kellxor.1337 wrote:

Lets just leave it with "She's got talent with her tongue"
And maybe just MAYBE she'll give us a demonstration at the awards :P

i'm also pretty good with my tongue, Sumtimes the metal get's in the way though, Should never have pierced it twice


Kellxor

Twice :P ouch

Vegeta

My talent is being completely average at EVERYTHING. It is a both a gift and a curse, i am quite capable at everything i try but I am never the best at anything i try :mad:

yom 1

I can turn my eyelids inside out - not really a talent but it does freak the odd few out:p

kellxor.1337

logik wrote:

Twice :P ouch

You'd think so but it didnt, Only piercing i got that hurt in any way was my labret, It just felt a bit wierd, The nipple didnt hurt, And neither did my tunnels, And i got them punched, that's an 8ml hole taken out of each ear in one go, Was cool though cause i got to keep the flesh lol


Kellxor

Lux23

I have got one really good talent but I won't post it here or I will get weird private messages.

LadyJ

Pointless talent = moonwalking

Proper talent = singing

I have this magical talent of making my underwear disappear whenever a cute looking guy shows me interest:D

(only taking the piss at this stage guys)

i'm pretty good at figuring out/fixing electronics items
despite never doing a course
nothing special but come in pretty handy to my family

Pythia

I can lick my nose with my tongue and am also super flexible (which has its advantages...)!

Kiera

Oh sweet jesus!

Anywho… I’m double jointed but not in a good way, can cause pain sometimes when my joints go the wrong way.

rubadub

chicken vindaloo, 8 pints of guinness, 6 tins of sweet corn and a blank canvas.

kellxor.1337

Lux23 wrote:

I have got one really good talent but I won't post it here or I will get weird private messages.

Let me guess it involves part of the male's anatomy

If so pm me with details



Kellxor

Kermitt

I can park a car flawlessly regardless of size - From what i see every day this is indeed a talent worthy of the title!

voice mimicking is probably a more realistic talent of mine though. Makes for interesting telephone conversations!

Terry

Siogfinsceal wrote:

I can tie a knot in a shoelace with my tongue

marry me.

despite being overweight and out of shape, i can put my leg over my head.

my party piece is the beavis and butthead dance. i have no idea why, but it's a source of endless amusement for some of my friends, who always insist on me doing it.

muppetkiller

coolsmileygirl wrote:

I have this magical talent of making my underwear disappear whenever a cute looking guy shows me interest:D
(only taking the piss at this stage guys)

At this stage

My amazing talent is to put 20 pairs of socks into a press.
Take and wear one pair ..return the next day to find 20 odd socks !!!!
cool eh...

jsr

I am blessed with the ability to make everyone else look good.Beside me even those people who can only talk bout star trek look cool.
I think its a valuable social contribution. Im a bit like the number zero, without which all the bigger numbers would look damn stoopid..............


........And I can lick my eyebrows and breathe through my ears;)

tSubh Dearg

My talent is licking the tip of my nose with my tongue and I can also tie a knot in a cherry stem with it too. I have an extraordinarily long tongue

Fast_Mover

i can say the alphabet backwards as fast as i can say it forwards..does that count as a stupid party trick tng?

grimsbymatt

I can do a passable impression of Martin Daniels (Paul Daniels' son).

The long winter evenings just fly by.

R0ot

I stand undefeated in Halo on the xbox.... nah wait thats not really a talent, ahh.... Oh i can dislocate my left thumb and right arm, though not at the same time (or can i?)

danniemcq

i can lick the dangly bit at the back of my throat without gaspoing or feelinn choked, my toungue goes a lot further back too

LadyJ

Oh and limbo! I'm tall but for some reason I can beat all the little kiddies at limbo!

Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Gandhi

What's with all the tongue and double-jointed tricks? Am I the only poster on this board who is not a porn star?

Anyway, my trick is making this "dripping" noise by flicking my finger against my cheek - like Cameron did on "Ferris Bueller's Day Off". Kids under the age of 5 think it's brilliant. Everyone else thinks the trick is stupid, but are amazed at how much it fascinates their kids.

MonkeyTennis

I do a crackin impresssion of Moe

Sparky

i can rapidly wriggle my eyes and make them go in opposing directions.

LadyJ

I can make my breasts look happy and sad by moving my nipples a certain way......

RuggieBear

I can drink 3 pints of ale in 15 seconds...and without puking it back up.
(admitedly haven't tried it in a while)

Tar.Aldarion

Hmm, I can juggle, that's all I can think off, it's really fun!
also, I've always been told I have a 'freakily' good ability to catch things. Must be all teh stimulants.

cooker3

I can multiply numbers really fast, which doesn't serve as much purpose as you think it would. This comes from years of trying to figure out whether numbers in car registerations are prime numbers or not, why I do this, I have no idea.

danniemcq

is that why there is a 3 in your username?

Zapp Brannigan

I can keep a straight face so I can feed my mates loadsa bull**** and make em believe it cos I remain so sincere. It also makes me excellent at prank phone calls cos I never crack up.

My real talent is music though, Im always the guy at parties who gets handed a guitar and will start a sing song or else just sing and play while people watch/listen/point and laugh.

Scraggs

fist in mouth

*awaits inevitable jokes

jonny68

I impress foreign ladys by doing some Irish Dancing,they love it

danniemcq

Scraggs wrote:

fist in mouth

*awaits inevitable jokes

knuckle sandwich???

jonny68

LadyJ wrote:

I can make my breasts look happy and sad by moving my nipples a certain way......

Excellent you must give me a demonstration sometime