The Random Thread.

The Gnome

SebtheBum wrote:

The antelope always has an agenda, you fool... You must be wearing blinkers, if you think otherwise...

Indeed. If this is the case then I put to you, kind sir, that there is in fact no Antelope and that it was the very Springbok himself that set up the whole charade.

arbeitsscheuer

IF what you claim is indeed the case, then I shall execute Plan Delta-Echo-Echo-Romeo and unleash a can of Wildebeast on yo ass.

The Gnome

SebtheBum wrote:

IF what you claim is indeed the case, then I shall execute Plan Delta-Echo-Echo-Romeo and unleash a can of Wildebeast on yo ass.

Such a plan is foolish at best; all the herbivorous kin of the Plains are his and his alone. Seek those of the hill and mountain, they are the key.

arbeitsscheuer

I'm touching cloth

/rushes off to the lavvies

Chinafoot

I'm so utterly repulsed by that.

Scraggs

I was singing really loudly to ''Shook Me all Night Long''' in work todsy snd one of the lads turned off the speakers so I was blaring out.... Everyone in the shop was in the pisses... He did it again while I was in the middle of a Kanye West rap [luckily i was able to keep cool the second time...]

arbeitsscheuer

AC/DC rock! \m/

Kanye West... meh.

Anyone ever hear of Saul Williams? He's the rapper who wrote the Pledge To Resist, the mainstay of the Not In Our Name movement in the United States, and also adopted by pretty much so every Anti-War Movement the world over...

Zearle's also wicked. A socialist rapper - how often do ya see one of those?!:eek:

But generally I like singing along to Billy Bragg or Dylan, cos it's less straining on ole vocal chords, and tbh, any cracka tryin to do rap just sounds appalling!

Scraggs

I'm a huge fan of Dylan and Johnny cash...

arbeitsscheuer

my god you just seem to suit your Avatar more and more with every post!:p

Scraggs

hmmmm.... Is it coz I is blonde?

arbeitsscheuer

it's the whole alluring package sweetheart...

(What was it peacheh said? Shameless:D )

Scraggs

ok i dont understand..

I think i've got bird flu.. Like i've a sore throat and when I cough it feels like there is a whole bunch of feathers stuck there.. anybody know if thats a sympton?

**Timbuk2**

YEAH!!! there is!! You can even buy it without a perscription

1... 2.... Uni Bird Flu

Scraggs

lollers

sanncoo

Starting randomisation sequencers.....

Mikado

Scraggs

sellotape your hands together and post a pic....

homah_7ft

Sticky-backed plastic you mean. Trying to get us all to buy sellotape. Indeed

Kojak

Jono96 wrote:

Anything random to say?
tell us!

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

homah_7ft

Hmmm. What could be random? Strewth?

Capt'n Midnight

Start
Run
cmd /c echo %random% & pause

arbeitsscheuer

Apparently Sussex have won the University Challenge just twice.
Once when Harold Wilson was Prime Minister, and then again when Edward Heath was in UK Politics' top job.

So... Bit sh*te ever since, eh?

sanncoo

Playwright George Bernard Shaw, Sir Sydney Cockerell (director of the Fitzwilliam Museum in Cambridge) and Dame Laurentia McLachlan (abbess of Stanbrook) were the best of friends.

Scraggs

I'm Luke, I'm five and my dads Bruce Lee drives me round in his JCB

I really dislike that song

arbeitsscheuer

Scraggs wrote:

I'm Luke, I'm five and my dads Bruce Lee drives me round in his JCB

I really dislike that song

You are the devil incarnate (purely in terms of musical taste)

I went to see Nizlopi in Whelan's and they were fcukin' great, I won't have a bad word said against them. Fantastic gig. Plus, the reception they got for that song was amazin', truly was...

I can sing that song pretty well too - but then I can sing anythin...
(Modest as ever)

Scraggs

I do like the rest of Nizlopi's songs.. Its just that one I have issues with!! My roomie used to play it on repeat for hours on end..

arbeitsscheuer

The link in your sig doesn't work... because you included the smilie in the html:rolleyes:

Pity, I have no idea what ur latest sig is on about... But sure it'll be changed in matter of minutes so who cares!:p

homah_7ft

Saw some daffodils today.

arbeitsscheuer

fcuking awful weather today, plus loads of fcuking leaving cert students taking over our campus... I just wanted to yell out "GO SOMEWHERE ELSE, THERE IS NOTHING FOR YOU HERE!!!!"

But I didn't.

Scraggs

I told my sis to look out for you!!!


I swear to god I can hear a cuckoo noise AN ACTUAL cuckoo noise!!!

The Free Man

what? i cant hear a thing ive been flying helicopters for 40 years.