Drunk or what!

Jono96

come on! share with us the most stupidest thing you've ever done
while you were drunk!

The Free Man

i dived into shallow water on my 21st while severly drunk. broke my neck and was in a full body cast for 3 months. lucky to be walking.

drink rocks!!

AngryBadger

Shouting match with every other male postgrad in my particular building :rolleyes:

xzanti

Posted that Babyshambles sh*te :rolleyes:



uuuuurgh

Terry

ahh, nobody blames you. the story was enticing and would have been brilliantly funny if it was true.

i confessed my love to a good friend of mine when i was drunk. she gave me the just good friends speech.

mikemac

Decided to walk home from a staff night in Templebar.
Lost my jacket, phone and mp3 player on the way.

Must have gotten tired as I woke up in waste ground on the North Circular Road.
Don't know how I climbed that gate covered in barb wire while drunk as it took me ages to get out.

lyrama

xzanti wrote:

Posted that Babyshambles sh*te :rolleyes:



uuuuurgh

Lol, some eejit's probably gonna take that seriously:D !

arbeitsscheuer

lyrama wrote:

Lol, some eejit's probably gonna take that seriously:D !

You mean it wasn't serious?

GODDAMMIT!:mad:

kittenkiller

micmclo wrote:

Decided to walk home from a staff night in Templebar.
Lost my jacket, phone and mp3 player on the way.

Must have gotten tired as I woke up in waste ground on the North Circular Road.
Don't know how I climbed that gate covered in barb wire while drunk as it took me ages to get out.

Do I know you?

Btw

lyrama

SebtheBum wrote:

You mean it wasn't serious?

GODDAMMIT!:mad:

Aww you're sweet! Lol, no no no it's true *shifty eyes*

mickymg2003

Jump/Fell off a 9 foot wall onto rocks(Big pointy ones).
Think theres been a few of these threads before.
Also I filled a pint glass with sick 2 weeks ago(Not really stupid, but i felt stupid the next morning)

xzanti

mickymg2003 wrote:

Jump/Fell off a 9 foot wall onto rocks(Big pointy ones).
Think theres been a few of these threads before.
Also I filled a pint glass with sick 2 weeks ago(Not really stupid, but i felt stupid the next morning)

You must have good aim with your puke there...

Zapp Brannigan

The Free Man wrote:

i dived into shallow water on my 21st while severly drunk. broke my neck and was in a full body cast for 3 months. lucky to be walking.

drink rocks!!

That's horrible.

A mate of mines uncle jumped off a 3 story building when he was drunk cos he believed he could fly. He fell to his death

Stupidest thing Ive done while drunk is hook up with this girl on New Years, cos I get too attached to people.

optiplexgx270

Got a Nightlink from town to my car @4AM to drive home cos i knew my hangover the next day would be so bad i wouldnt be able to collect it.

xzanti

optiplexgx270 wrote:

Got a Nightlink from town to my car @4AM to drive home cos i knew my hangover the next day would be so bad i wouldnt be able to collect it.

Very clever

Giblet

Running around with a girl over my shoulder (not rape) and then tripping and smashing her into the ground. She was grand, my teeth got chipped.

Tony Danza

xzanti wrote:

Very clever

Missed the point of the thread??

Jono96 wrote:

come on! share with us the most stupidest thing you've ever done
while you were drunk!

Sarky

I bought another drink.

cournioni

Slept on the street in the middle of winter a couple of years ago. Not a smart thing to do at all.

spiderlegs

Too many silly things to care to remember...jesus dancing around my kitchen table wearing tea cosies for hats and rubber gloves and other cooking paraphanailia...(dunno how to spell that word!!) screaming the smiths that was a funny one..

Being chased by one of my friends with window cleaner...and running into the door in a vain attempt of escape....still have a little scar

Doing the YMCA with two bottles of beer....one in each hand...

When my friend who's a good 7 inches smaller than mne deceided to give me a piggy back!!

cournioni

Oh yes, how could I forget?! In college we kind of thrashed our own house beyond recognition. Then woke up the next morning we woke up and were like... WTF happened here?! All tables and chairs were broken in a pile on the ground, there was glass everywhere and there was holes in the doors.

Lets just say... We didn't get our deposit back after it...

spiderlegs

Sarky wrote:

I bought another drink.

Don't ya just wonder how things would have worked out if you hadn't had scrounged together that lst three euros???

OLDYELLAR

Asked a lecturer for a 3some :rolleyes:

The shame!

AngryBadger

OLDYELLAR wrote:

Asked a lecturer for a 3some :rolleyes:

The shame!

nice! Two seedy tales in one day? I'm seeing you in a whole new light Yella

OLDYELLAR

AngryBadger wrote:

nice! Two seedy tales in one day? I'm seeing you in a whole new light Yella

I hope the lights showing my good side badger

Lump

PORNAPSTER wrote:

Slept on the street in the middle of winter a couple of years ago. Not a smart thing to do at all.

Some people have to do that every night!

Terry

tore the ligaments in my ankle after lumping off a ledge. i was on my own and couldn't walk. lay on the grass for about an hour (while still drinking) until someone came by and got my friends down to help me.

Kinetic^

Put my manager up one my shoulder and when I put her on her feet she fell over...she was ok though....so I was told coz I legged it

Kinetic^

Oh another one, got extremely drunk in the odeon, couldn't get served beacuse it was so busy so I pulled my own pint. Got away with it, so did it again. Got kicked out, walked around the block, jumped over the fence at the front and ripped my jeans on them, also left a scar on my leg. Got thrown out again.

Then got a job as a bouncer there 3 months later.

Drunk people are so persistent!!!:p

Terry

i pulled my own pint once too. there was nobody behind the bar and my glass was empty. what was i supposed to do?
the barman came out from the back eventually and i told him what i had done, paid for the pint and don't really remember much after that.
walked into the same place the next day, having completely forgotten what i had done. the barman called me over, told me not to do it again and that was that.

Roy16

I have a bad habit of sending txt mgs to girls, not so much now though. I usually run out of credit at the weekends and wont top until monday:D

Beer is Life

I spent the night in a pigeon hut in Inostige in Kilkenny one night in Feb 2 years ago. Im not even from Inostige!!(sp?) I dont know why me and my friends decided to go there!

And just last night on the way home I started shouting/singing Queen - Fat bottomed girls at some girl my friend was going home with

Font22

lets see, theres a lot of stuff. kissed people i shudnt have, sprained both ankles, pole danced at a club in canada (later to be ridculed by my friends) etc etc etc

Lump

I pushed a 4 inch piece of glass into my hand once when drunk.... Then poured un-diluted Dettol onto the wound, and wrapped a bandage around it, kept in place with Masking tape. When I woke up in the morning, I could see the bone in my finger. I went to the hospital, they gave me anti-histamines.

3 days later it still wasn't better suprise suprise. I went back to the hospital, where the consultant (I had only seen the Triage nurse first time around) told me I hade burnt 8 or 9 layers of skin off my finger, due to a chemical burn. He thought I'd have to have a skin graft. It didn't come to that luckily. PHEW!