Recycling Old People..

stol3n_lif3

In my opinion there are far too many old people stinging off the government and tormenting us young adults. In my opinion old people above the age of seventy should be automatically given notice that on their next birthday they shall be no more.. I know this sound pretty harsh but it didn’t seem so cold when I was thinking of it.. Anyway.. They would be treated like royalty for their last remaining five months.. Lavishing in anything they like..
Because within each human there is enough meat and nutrients to feed some starving people.. And also cut down on pensions and having to pay for burials and nursing homes.. Old people wouldn’t have to complain about anything.. Because they wouldn’t be there..
For the last part of their lives they would be put through rigorous tests and exercise to maintain a perfectly healthy state before putting them gently to sleep.. They shall be recycled into editable substance and thus circling the chain of life.
It would help with over population, money shortages, no complaints, n old people driving erratically on our roads when they can’t see three or four feet in front of them or when they lose use of their bowels and mess up the post office and stink up everywhere with their old people smell..

AngryBadger

...I can't believe you'd actually go to the trouble of creating a profile just to post this garbage.

kjt

haha what an idiot!

Rovi

Someone's been viewing a classic sci-fi movie-
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070723/

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Thomas_S_Hunterson

You might be interested in this as well, it's quite a brilliant piece IMO
It's an essay entitled "A Modest Proposal" by Johnathan Swift
http://art-bin.com/art/omodest.html

Endurance Man

stol3n_lif3 wrote:

In my opinion there are far too many old people stinging off the government and tormenting us young adults. In my opinion old people above the age of seventy should be automatically given notice that on their next birthday they shall be no more.. I know this sound pretty harsh but it didn’t seem so cold when I was thinking of it.. Anyway.. They would be treated like royalty for their last remaining five months.. Lavishing in anything they like..
Because within each human there is enough meat and nutrients to feed some starving people.. And also cut down on pensions and having to pay for burials and nursing homes.. Old people wouldn’t have to complain about anything.. Because they wouldn’t be there..
For the last part of their lives they would be put through rigorous tests and exercise to maintain a perfectly healthy state before putting them gently to sleep.. They shall be recycled into editable substance and thus circling the chain of life.
It would help with over population, money shortages, no complaints, n old people driving erratically on our roads when they can’t see three or four feet in front of them or when they lose use of their bowels and mess up the post office and stink up everywhere with their old people smell..

Wow, this could be a contender for the most idiotic post of 2006......

Shabadu

Guess who just watched Soylent Green for the first time?

netwhizkid

stol3n_lif3 wrote:

In my opinion there are far too many old people stinging off the government and tormenting us young adults. In my opinion old people above the age of seventy should be automatically given notice that on their next birthday they shall be no more.. I know this sound pretty harsh but it didn’t seem so cold when I was thinking of it.. Anyway.. They would be treated like royalty for their last remaining five months.. Lavishing in anything they like..
Because within each human there is enough meat and nutrients to feed some starving people.. And also cut down on pensions and having to pay for burials and nursing homes.. Old people wouldn’t have to complain about anything.. Because they wouldn’t be there..
For the last part of their lives they would be put through rigorous tests and exercise to maintain a perfectly healthy state before putting them gently to sleep.. They shall be recycled into editable substance and thus circling the chain of life.
It would help with over population, money shortages, no complaints, n old people driving erratically on our roads when they can’t see three or four feet in front of them or when they lose use of their bowels and mess up the post office and stink up everywhere with their old people smell..

Sounds a bit like a certain Mr. Adolf Hitler, One thing I hope you haven't forgotten is maybe you yourself might get old someday :eek: Although then again if you ostracise that tripe to the real world too, then you probably won't live to be too old.

It reminded me of something Homer Simpson read out of a Ross Perot flyer in the Simpsons once!

You have only 6posts, and I have a sneaky suspicion you may not reach the 7 mark.

[MODS Steps in with a ban handle and whacks dopey noob over the head with it]

cormie

This sounds like it would be a brilliant custom in a tribe and a very honourable experience. In the world we live in today it would be seen as non pc however.

HarryHoudini

stol3n_lif3 wrote:

In my opinion there are far too many old people stinging off the government and tormenting us young adults. In my opinion old people above the age of seventy should be automatically given notice that on their next birthday they shall be no more.. I know this sound pretty harsh but it didn’t seem so cold when I was thinking of it.. Anyway.. They would be treated like royalty for their last remaining five months.. Lavishing in anything they like..
Because within each human there is enough meat and nutrients to feed some starving people.. And also cut down on pensions and having to pay for burials and nursing homes.. Old people wouldn’t have to complain about anything.. Because they wouldn’t be there..
For the last part of their lives they would be put through rigorous tests and exercise to maintain a perfectly healthy state before putting them gently to sleep.. They shall be recycled into editable substance and thus circling the chain of life.
It would help with over population, money shortages, no complaints, n old people driving erratically on our roads when they can’t see three or four feet in front of them or when they lose use of their bowels and mess up the post office and stink up everywhere with their old people smell..

Nah, he's obviously been listening to the Ricky Gervais podcast. I hate it when others take something and try and pass it off as their own....

Thomas_S_Hunterson

How about we recycle stol3n_lif3 and feed some starving children in Africa. Surely the needs of many outweigh that of few...

faceman

stol3n_lif3 wrote:

In my opinion there are far too many old people stinging off the government and tormenting us young adults. In my opinion old people above the age of seventy should be automatically given notice that on their next birthday they shall be no more.. I know this sound pretty harsh but it didn’t seem so cold when I was thinking of it.. Anyway.. They would be treated like royalty for their last remaining five months.. Lavishing in anything they like..

i totally agree but why shud we treat them like royalty! Why not throw in unemployed ppl to?

(just kiddin on both my points!)

TheBigLebowski

Wasn't that the plot for Logan's run except it was 30 years of age rather than 70...

Aporia

stol3n_lif3 wrote:

In my opinion there are far too many old people stinging off the government and tormenting us young adults. In my opinion old people above the age of seventy should be automatically given notice that on their next birthday they shall be no more.. I know this sound pretty harsh but it didn’t seem so cold when I was thinking of it.. Anyway.. They would be treated like royalty for their last remaining five months.. Lavishing in anything they like..
Because within each human there is enough meat and nutrients to feed some starving people.. And also cut down on pensions and having to pay for burials and nursing homes.. Old people wouldn’t have to complain about anything.. Because they wouldn’t be there..
For the last part of their lives they would be put through rigorous tests and exercise to maintain a perfectly healthy state before putting them gently to sleep.. They shall be recycled into editable substance and thus circling the chain of life.
It would help with over population, money shortages, no complaints, n old people driving erratically on our roads when they can’t see three or four feet in front of them or when they lose use of their bowels and mess up the post office and stink up everywhere with their old people smell..

omfg lyke watta a good idea why didtnt i tink of dat lyke lol lol

omg omfg omg :eek:

Toasty

if this is ur case then would you like this to happen to you when u r over 70?! dont think so

stol3n_lif3

ok maybe some peeps here don't agree wit my idea..

but how many of you out there would like an old person living with them..

stinkin up the house with their old flesh aroma..

no before any of you monkeys out there accuse me of stealin someone's ideas..
i came up wit this thesis on my own one nyte.. after a sh!t load of smokin...

but if things were kept to a strict regime.. we would'nt have poverty, or hunger, or old people complainin about students... look at china.. as disgusting as it is.. they dump.. literally dump their children like garbage.. i'm appawled at that.. why dump something thats new to life.. when we can make room for them by takin out the old recyclable rubbish...

remember.. old people are not jus for christmas... they are also handy for babysitting too

Toasty

stol3n_lif3 wrote:

ok maybe some peeps here don't agree wit my idea..

but how many of you out there would like an old person living with them..

stinkin up the house with their old flesh aroma..

no before any of you monkeys out there accuse me of stealin someone's ideas..
i came up wit this thesis on my own one nyte.. after a sh!t load of smokin...

but if things were kept to a strict regime.. we would'nt have poverty, or hunger, or old people complainin about students... look at china.. as disgusting as it is.. they dump.. literally dump their children like garbage.. i'm appawled at that.. why dump something thats new to life.. when we can make room for them by takin out the old recyclable rubbish...

remember.. old people are not jus for christmas... they are also handy for babysitting too

i'm worried!!

Endurance Man

stol3n_lif3 wrote:

ok maybe some peeps here don't agree wit my idea..

but how many of you out there would like an old person living with them..

stinkin up the house with their old flesh aroma..

no before any of you monkeys out there accuse me of stealin someone's ideas..
i came up wit this thesis on my own one nyte.. after a sh!t load of smokin...

but if things were kept to a strict regime.. we would'nt have poverty, or hunger, or old people complainin about students... look at china.. as disgusting as it is.. they dump.. literally dump their children like garbage.. i'm appawled at that.. why dump something thats new to life.. when we can make room for them by takin out the old recyclable rubbish...

remember.. old people are not jus for christmas... they are also handy for babysitting too

Please take these idiot sick ideas elsewhere :mad: , messed up kid..

Jumpy

Brennans Bread is people!! Brennans Bread is peeeeeople!!!! *runs screaming throught the town*

vishal

this was deffiantly an episode of the next generation. troy mother wanted to marry some old guy but he was to be executed because he had reached a certain. all people his age were treated great.

Rovi

Jumpy wrote:

Brennans Bread is people!! Brennans Bread is peeeeeople!!!! *runs screaming throught the town*

I was wondering where 'Old Mr. Brennan' went! :eek:

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stol3n_lif3

i would like to apologise now for anyone i have hurt by sayin that...
that being everything i've said...

but how else would the world be a greater nicer fresher place..

the only happy people in life..

work at the complaints department in dunnes stores..

i thank you

Sarky

stol3n_lif3 wrote:

ok maybe some peeps here don't agree wit my idea..

but how many of you out there would like an old person living with them..

stinkin up the house with their old flesh aroma..

*fap* tbh

Zillah

stol3n_lif3 wrote:

ok maybe some peeps here don't agree wit my idea..

No dear, its not that we disagree with your idea, its that the idea is the most retarded, ill though out thing I have ever seen.

Which is bad, very bad, as I have been on the internet.

Tar.Aldarion

stol3n_lif3 wrote:

In my opinion there are far too many old people stinging off the government and tormenting us young adults. In my opinion old people above the age of seventy should be automatically given notice that on their next birthday they shall be no more.. I know this sound pretty harsh but it didn’t seem so cold when I was thinking of it.. Anyway.. They would be treated like royalty for their last remaining five months.. Lavishing in anything they like..
Because within each human there is enough meat and nutrients to feed some starving people.. And also cut down on pensions and having to pay for burials and nursing homes.. Old people wouldn’t have to complain about anything.. Because they wouldn’t be there..
For the last part of their lives they would be put through rigorous tests and exercise to maintain a perfectly healthy state before putting them gently to sleep.. They shall be recycled into editable substance and thus circling the chain of life.
It would help with over population, money shortages, no complaints, n old people driving erratically on our roads when they can’t see three or four feet in front of them or when they lose use of their bowels and mess up the post office and stink up everywhere with their old people smell..

I for one, look forward to this cannibalistic utopia.

danniemcq

haha means you collage people can eat now tar eh!

Tar.Aldarion

Aye, I was eyeing up a filly earlier.

Zillah

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

I for one, look forward to this cannibalistic utopia.

Im sooo quoting you out of context on that

stol3n_lif3

awh.. think about it rationally.. if it came down to it.. as stupid as my theory sounds...

come on we all have stupid ideas.. some idiots post them online.. wierdos

anyway.. if you had to vote on something as ridicilous as that.. how would u vote...

Zillah

stol3n_lif3 wrote:

awh.. think about it rationally.. if it came down to it.. as stupid as my theory sounds...

No, its not that it "sounds stupid", upon deep consideration, it makes no sense. It wouldn't solve anything. Aside from the overwhelming morality backlash there would be, it doesn't achieve anything econimically or industrially.

come on we all have stupid ideas.. some idiots post them online.. wierdos

Which is exactly why you should shut the hell up and not contribute to the overwhelming tide of nonesense.

anyway.. if you had to vote on something as ridicilous as that.. how would u vote...

Secret option C, lobotomise my enemies.

stol3n_lif3

By the way..



the kettle is on....


who wants tea and an old granny biscuit..

home made hee hee hee...

Tar.Aldarion

Zillah wrote:

Im sooo quoting you out of context on that

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo
I can see it coming back to bite me, as it were.

franksm

*cough*
bullsh!t
*cough*

an stp wit de phukin txt spk

EOA_Mushy

faceman wrote:

i totally agree but why shud we treat them like royalty! Why not throw in unemployed ppl to?

(just kiddin on both my points!)

Dont forget
- the sick
- the majority of africa (starving)
- People I odnt like.... any one got any others while we're commiting genocide?

DEmeant0r

If this ever comes into reality I want the OP to eat his own grandparents/relatives over 70, that'll learn him!

DEmeant0r

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

I for one, look forward to this cannibalistic utopia.

Hmmm, not much different from An Bialann in the Uni then, eh?

boneless

I'm 40, so my contribution is to eat my own left arm tonight.

DEmeant0r

Why not the right one?

biko

In the west we have the cliffs of Moher so it won't be far for me to drive when I reach that certain age. What about the east coast?

billy the squid

stol3n_lif3 wrote:

ok maybe some peeps here don't agree wit my idea..

but how many of you out there would like an old person living with them..

stinkin up the house with their old flesh aroma..

no before any of you monkeys out there accuse me of stealin someone's ideas..
i came up wit this thesis on my own one nyte.. after a sh!t load of smokin...

but if things were kept to a strict regime.. we would'nt have poverty, or hunger, or old people complainin about students... look at china.. as disgusting as it is.. they dump.. literally dump their children like garbage.. i'm appawled at that.. why dump something thats new to life.. when we can make room for them by takin out the old recyclable rubbish...

remember.. old people are not jus for christmas... they are also handy for babysitting too

CJD tbh

isnt that what happened when they tried to feed cows with other cows?

Our man in Havana

Logans Run tbh.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074812/

Rb

billy the squid wrote:

CJD tbh

isnt that what happened when they tried to feed cows with other cows?

Iirc its only if you eat the brain i.e a cow eats another cows brain, human eats another humans brain. Its because theres a protein found only in the brain and if eaten it attacks and starts to destroy the consumers brain.
Thats what I read anyway.

Jumpy

Rovi wrote:

I was wondering where 'Old Mr. Brennan' went! :eek:

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"Put down the knife" says he "No" says I, "youll be right tasty" says I

MarinoMark

stol3n_lif3 wrote:

In my opinion there are far too many old people stinging off the government and tormenting us young adults. In my opinion old people above the age of seventy should be automatically given notice that on their next birthday they shall be no more.. I know this sound pretty harsh but it didn’t seem so cold when I was thinking of it.. Anyway.. They would be treated like royalty for their last remaining five months.. Lavishing in anything they like..
Because within each human there is enough meat and nutrients to feed some starving people.. And also cut down on pensions and having to pay for burials and nursing homes.. Old people wouldn’t have to complain about anything.. Because they wouldn’t be there..
For the last part of their lives they would be put through rigorous tests and exercise to maintain a perfectly healthy state before putting them gently to sleep.. They shall be recycled into editable substance and thus circling the chain of life.
It would help with over population, money shortages, no complaints, n old people driving erratically on our roads when they can’t see three or four feet in front of them or when they lose use of their bowels and mess up the post office and stink up everywhere with their old people smell..

One or both of them are your parents, If you can locate them !

the_syco

stol3n_lif3 wrote:

some starving people..

Nuke 'em. And if you think you can eat me, I'll nuke ye.

BuffyBot

ok maybe some peeps here don't agree wit my idea..

Oh I wouldn't say that. I think their all to busy thinking what an idiot you are.

Beruthiel

oh if only the Admins would allow me to ban on the grounds of stupidity

Kojak

I dont think old people should be thrown aside just because they can no longer work etc.

Would anyone here like to be told 'You are no more use to society. You will have to be done away with'??

I know when I get old I wouldn't want to hearr that.

jizzum

If we killed all the old people who would buy all the wuthers originals eh eh eh?
You haven't thought this through

Kojak

jizzum wrote:

If we killed all the old people who would buy all the wuthers originals eh eh eh?

Good one.

thelordofcheese

somebody hasn't thought this through, the meat of old people will be tough and gamey. Clearly not a good choice at all. It's like picking mutton over lamb.

If the OP had suggested eating children they'd be onto a winner, far to many of them, and they'd be tender, kinda like veal, but OLD people... tsk tsk.
next they'll be suggesting that cheese from a can is actually edible.