Anybody Want To Help Me?

casanova_kid

I'm feeling a bit lonely this valentines day, so if any free, single and ready to mingle type girls want to throw me a bone, just PM me, thanks very much.
By the way , this hunk of beauty is me.
http://photobucket.com/albums/c266/casanova_kid/?action=view&current=IMG_0264_1.jpg

dlofnep

Casanova single? What a tragedy! I demand women jump to this man's feet!

Setun

Woah, I sooooo would if I was female.

You're gorge Casa

Endurance Man

I do believe the mods are going to jump to his feet and pull them from under him :v: .

Tusky

are you buying the coffee ?

Sarky

Oh dear.

dlofnep

Casanova, I have a nice girl here who think's your a hot potato. She says you can be her stud muffin anytime..

general_x

The Eagles said it best..

Desperado.. Why don't you come to your senses..

Tusky

dlofnep wrote:

Casanova, I have a nice girl here who think's your a hot potato. She says you can be her stud muffin anytime..

What about me?

Can I be the chocolate chip in her cookie ?

joejoem

ahhh puke

Setun

<EDIT - Double post for some reason>

Setun

dlofnep wrote:

Casanova, I have a nice girl here who think's your a hot potato. She says you can be her stud muffin anytime..

Is it a human girl? - or an animal?

dlofnep

Tusky wrote:

What about me?

Can I be the chocolate chip in her cookie ?

You can be anything you want to be Tusky!

Fast_Mover

Daddio wrote:

Is it a human girl?

hehe:D, was just thinking the same actually..get a hair cut casanova!!!

dlofnep

Daddio wrote:

Is it a human girl? - or an animal?

A human girl with tiger instincts.

ST*

Fast_Mover wrote:

get a hair cut casanova!!!

Easy there tiger...


aww Casa - *kiss* happy Vals day

dlofnep

Look, girls are throwing themselves at you Casa! You're a ladies man. teach me your secrets, I've been single the last 23 valentines days in a row!

Setun

dlofnep wrote:

A human girl with tiger instincts.

Grrrrrrrr! I'd say she's a beast in the sack.

dlofnep

Daddio wrote:

Grrrrrrrr! I'd say she's a beast in the sack.

She says RAR sometimes if that's what you mean.

Fast_Mover

Shock_treatment wrote:

Easy there tiger...

it was suppose to be a helpful suggestion..it might enhance his features thus find himself a girl..:)

Tusky

dlofnep wrote:

She says RAR sometimes if that's what you mean.

She can nibble on my earlobe ANYTIME ( between 2-5 pm monday-thur & sunday )

Setun

dlofnep wrote:

She says RAR sometimes if that's what you mean.

Raunchy - I love those women with primitive animal instincts, they're up for anything anywhere: Trees, bushes, carparks, The Dail...
They don't care who's watchin.

casanova_kid

dlofnep wrote:

Look, girls are throwing themselves at you Casa! You're a ladies man. teach me your secrets, I've been single the last 23 valentines days in a row!

Well the secret, my young apprentice, is no secret really. The trick is courage. Many people would see posting a thread like that as a little bit tacky, a little bit clueless, some may even call me a limp-dick loser. But, the real quality ladies of the world, the Shock_treatments of this world, see past the lame desperation outside to the thread and see the soft vulnerable but courageous love machine that i am and love me for it.

ST*

Fast_Mover wrote:

it was suppose to be a helpful suggestion..it might enhance his features thus find himself a girl..:)

tbh, suits him
http://photobucket.com/albums/c266/casanova_kid/?action=view&current=IMG_0466.jpg

casanova_kid wrote:

the Shock_treatments of this world..

t/y

Fast_Mover

u think?!
Suppose different strokes for different folks and what not..

mise_me_fein_V2

I'm not gonna knock ya for doing this.

Don't fool yourself into thinking your brave for doing this though.

Whatever way you can get a piece of ass you go for it.

dlofnep

casanova_kid wrote:

Well the secret, my young apprentice, is no secret really. The trick is courage. Many people would see posting a thread like that as a little bit tacky, a little bit clueless, some may even call me a limp-dick loser. But, the real quality ladies of the world, the Shock_treatments of this world, see past the lame desperation outside to the thread and see the soft vulnerable but courageous love machine that i am and love me for it.

Brilliant!

*takes notes*

*courage... limp dick... love machine.*

I think I got it all Casa! I'll let you know how it goes. You're my hero!

Tusky

Shock_teatment is a woman ! :eek:

I havent even tried to have hot webcam saybar with her yet. jeez.

[edit] I like the hair cassanova.

LegacyUser

casanova_kid wrote:

I'm feeling a bit lonely this valentines day, so if any free, single and ready to mingle type girls want to throw me a bone, just PM me, thanks very much.
By the way , this hunk of beauty is me.
http://photobucket.com/albums/c266/casanova_kid/?action=view&current=IMG_0264_1.jpg

This thread makes me feel sad.

Put your pants back on you horn bag

Setun

sillysausage wrote:

This thread makes me feel sad.

Put your pants back on you horn bag

He hasn't got any pants

Tusky

Shock_treatment wrote:

hmm maybe I should enlarge the bottom part of the sig......

I just think its funny that it says "I'm woman" rather than " a woman "

Fast_Mover

Daddio wrote:

He hasn't got any pants

..cuda sworn i saw him wearing pants in the pics..its an illusion ya?:D

Setun

Fast_Mover wrote:

..cuda sworn i saw him wearing pants in the pics..its an illusion ya?:D

They're photoshopped on off the abercrombie thread

casanova_kid

sillysausage wrote:

This thread makes me feel sad.

Put your pants back on you horn bag

Ms. Sausage, you and Conundrum may have a lovely little 'share our love on boards' relationship going on, and you have the oppurtunity to spend a lovely valentines day whispering sweet nothing over boards.ie to each other, but some of us may not be so lucky so no need to be so harsh.

joejoem

casanova_kid wrote:

Ms. Sausage, you and Conundrum may have a lovely little 'share our love on boards' relationship going on, and you have the oppurtunity to spend a lovely valentines day whispering sweet nothing over boards.ie to each other, but some of us may not be so lucky so no need to be so harsh.

Oh puke, no wonder your single. Take your balls out of your mothers handbag and lift your chin up ffs

Fast_Mover

/wonders how this thread isnt locked by now..

casanova_kid

joejoem wrote:

Oh puke, no wonder your single. Take your balls out of your mothers handbag and lift your chin up ffs

Lighten up dude, seriously, lift the outer hard shell and reveal the inner soft you. You will feel free and everyday will seem brighter.

xzanti

joejoem wrote:

Oh puke, no wonder your single. Take your balls out of your mothers handbag and lift your chin up ffs

Thats a new one

LegacyUser

I have never had to ask connundrum to put his pants back on, and strangely, connundrum has never hunted for horny women on boards... to my knowledge, mmm, siilysausage must ponder this connundrum

joejoem

casanova_kid wrote:

Lighten up dude, seriously, lift the outer hard shell and reveal the inner soft you. You will feel free and everyday will seem brighter.

member


Ah no, whatever your into. But you should leave your soppy feelings in PI

dlofnep

joejoem wrote:

Oh puke, no wonder your single. Take your balls out of your mothers handbag and lift your chin up ffs

Nobody disrespects Casa like that! :eek: You're just jealous of his golden locks and grammatically superior words with women!

connundrum

sillysausage wrote:

I have never had to ask connundrum to put his pants back on, and strangely, connundrum has never hunted for horny women on boards... to my knowledge, mmm, siilysausage must ponder this connundrum

*Leaps out of cupboard

Ponder no more my dear woman! TBH I don't own any pants so situation resolved.

Besides Casanova Kid, how can you be lonely on this momentous day when you belong to such an eclectic group of merry men. (2nd from left, the moustache may give him away )

ST*

Ugh. the hard man act is such a bore.
I *hate* men like that tbh.. full of sh*te.




edit/unrelated to connun's comment..

joejoem

Shock_treatment wrote:

Ugh. the hard man act is such a bore.
I *hate* men like that tbh.. full of sh*te.




edit/unrelated to connun's comment..

Ah come on now, pee wee herman was all sensitive, look what happened there. Or Michael Jackson....

Just a percentage of the male population are turning into women does not mean the rest should follow suit.

casanova_kid

joejoem wrote:

Ah come on now, pee wee herman was all sensitive, look what happened there. Or Michael Jackson....

Just a percentage of the male population are turning into women does not mean the rest should follow suit.

I think you need a hug.

Setun

Leave Casa alone, he's a sweet, sensitive human with Loreal hair and a fashion sense straight out of Esquire Magazine. I can't believe you monsters can't see that.

ST*

joejoem wrote:

Ah come on now, pee wee herman was all sensitive, look what happened there. Or Michael Jackson....
Just a percentage of the male population are turning into women does not mean the rest should follow suit.

Point taken Joejoe, I'm not suggesting the male population of Ireland should become pussified. Its always the hard lads that winge about not understanding women though - ever notice that?

pontovic

just out of curiosity casanovakid, did anyone send you a message and want to meet up ?

dlofnep

joejoem wrote:

Ah come on now, pee wee herman was all sensitive, look what happened there. Or Michael Jackson....

Just a percentage of the male population are turning into women does not mean the rest should follow suit.

Joejoe, you're just looking to whine - I bet the same person wouldn't say boo in real life. End your life-hating wretched e-persona before you look like anymore of an eejit. Casa is a sound chap - You, well - You're not very sociable.. and that's being polite as I can be.

dlofnep

pontovic wrote:

just out of curiosity casanovakid, did anyone send you a message and want to meet up ?

I bet his inbox is full by now!

joejoem

Shock_treatment wrote:

Point taken Joejoe, I'm not suggesting the male population of Ireland should become pussified. Its always the hard lads that winge about not understanding women though - ever notice that?

ever notice how gay men understand women? Ever notice how allot of gay men are effeminate? Sweeping generisations but I see your point too though.

BUT! It sickens me that over the last 15 years men have become less and less "masculine". Just look how men are portrayed on television as blundering idiots completley reliant on others. What happend to the self sufficiant man, the one who was indipendant, who didnt need a womans shoulder to cry one but who would rather deal with emotions rationally and indipendantly.

Boys, dont turn into the "metrosexual / emotional hermaphrodite" (I would like to register that phrase, emotional hermaphrodite - good one joe) there is no room in this world for those who stand on the line.

Just like the pot-bellied-pink-T-shirt-hair-spiked-to one side hairdressers that seem to have sucsess with women in your late teens/early twenties, the emotional hermaphrodite will soon become redundant. Grow up into what you are supposed to be. A man.

Emotions are a beautiful thing, but there is a reason only you can feel them, because they are private, you dont have to tell the world how you feel, expressing every emotion subtracts from the significance of a great one.

To summarise, grow a pair.

dlofnep wrote:

Joejoe, you're just looking to whine - I bet the same person wouldn't say boo in real life. End your life-hating wretched e-persona before you look like anymore of an eejit. Casa is a sound chap - You, well - You're not very sociable.. and that's being polite as I can be.

ok, read the posts. I will let others determine who they think was enjoying there day more yesterday!!!

casanova_kid wrote:

I'm feeling a bit lonely this valentines day, so if any free, single and ready to mingle type girls want to throw me a bone, just PM me, thanks very much.
By the way , this hunk of beauty is me.
http://photobucket.com/albums/c266/casanova_kid/?action=view&current=IMG_0264_1.jpg

joejoem wrote:

Oh puke, no wonder your single. Take your balls out of your mothers handbag and lift your chin up ffs