Curvy Women

slipss

Ok I wanted to post this after talking to my girlfriends friend today. Basically she is fat. She tried to tell me that guys like curvy women. This is true. We don't like them stick thin. But "curvy" deosn't mean a curvy belly or a curvy ass or curvey tighs or a curvey back. When guys say they like curvey women we mean(for the most part) that we like thin girls with big tits and a round ass. I know this is a pretty pointless thread but some girls really don't know this and if I bring even a few back to reality, my job will be done.

scojones

This is a pointless thread.

ferdi

send your post in a valentine's card to your gf?

slipss

ferdi wrote:

send your post in a valentine's card to your gf?

lol I'm not that brave

Guy:Incognito

slipss wrote:

lol I'm not that brave

But yet you inflict it on us?

fade2black

slipss wrote:

Ok I wanted to post this after talking to my girlfriends friend today. Basically she is fat. She tried to tell me that guys like curvy women. This is true. We don't like them stick thin. But "curvy" deosn't mean a curvy belly or a curvy ass or curvey tighs or a curvey back. When guys say they like curvey women we mean(for the most part) that we like thin girls with big tits and a round ass. I know this is a pretty pointless thread but some girls really don't know this and if I bring even a few back to reality, my job will be done.

You're an idiot.

slipss

fade2black wrote:

You're an idiot.

and your a genius, wow logic works

Cianos

slipss wrote:

Ok I wanted to post this after talking to my girlfriends friend today. Basically she is fat. She tried to tell me that guys like curvy women. This is true. We don't like them stick thin. But "curvy" deosn't mean a curvy belly or a curvy ass or curvey tighs or a curvey back. When guys say they like curvey women we mean(for the most part) that we like thin girls with big tits and a round ass. I know this is a pretty pointless thread but some girls really don't know this and if I bring even a few back to reality, my job will be done.

Ehh...

(trying to think of a response)

Zillah

slipss wrote:

and your a genius, wow logic works

Making spelling errors while mocking someone else's intellect is just poor show.

scojones

slipss wrote:

and your a genius, wow logic works

It's you're, not your.

AARRRGH

I love the difference between Irish curvy and French/Italian curvy.

Irish curvy = obese.

French/Italian curvy = good genes, exercise + good food.

I think Irish women assume McDonalds will give them curves.

OP: I know exactly what you're talking about. There's an easy solution (I took it up a few years ago): just stop being with Irish women. There are enough foreigners in Dublin to never have to look at another dilusional Irish woman again.

And you know what? I haven't even mentioned their aggressive Irish, "wish I had a cock/wish I was a man" personalities yet...

scojones

dublindude wrote:

I love the difference between Irish curvy and French/Italian curvy.

Irish curvy = obese.

French/Italian curvy = good genes, exercise + good food.

I think Irish women assume McDonalds will give them curves.

OP: I know exactly what you're talking about. There's an easy solution (I took it up a few years ago): just stop being with Irish women. There are enough foreigners in Dublin to never have to look at another dilusional Irish woman again.

And you know what? I haven't even mentioned their aggressive Irish, "wish I had a cock/wish I was a man" personalities yet...

This man speaks the truth. I gave up on Irish women back in July. Too far up their own arses if you ask me.

el rabitos

I love the difference between Irish curvy and French/Italian curvy.

Irish curvy = obese.

French/Italian curvy = good genes, exercise + good food.

I think Irish women assume McDonalds will give them curves.

OP: I know exactly what you're talking about. There's an easy solution (I took it up a few years ago): just stop being with Irish women. There are enough foreigners in Dublin to never have to look at another dilusional Irish woman again.

And you know what? I haven't even mentioned their aggressive Irish, "wish I had a cock/wish I was a man" personalities yet...

i'd be inclined to agree with that too

AARRRGH

Thanks. It's nice to hear something other than "dublindude must die"

scojones

Now, on a slightly different note, why the hell are we still awake?

AARRRGH

I'm on my second bottle of wine. I'm working on a new "dating" website http://www.casavblanca.ie. Basically, I don't believe people should have to pay someone to meet them: being lonely can be horrible. So it'll be a free website.

I'm working on the design and editing the code. But I'm seriously drunk so I know when I review my work tommorrow night I'll be like...wtf?

I love the way alcohol makes me believe I'm right

Why are you awakw sjones?

Litcagral

sjones wrote:

Now, on a slightly different note, why the hell are we still awake?

Some of us are up now and going to work.

scojones

Ooh, what wine are you drinking dublindude?

Because of my poker antics, my sleeping pattern is screwed up. I was up all night friday night playing poker. So here I am, I've nothing to be up for on Monday, well I do have to be up noon but hey, 6hrs or so of sleepage is good enough.

AARRRGH

I'm drinking Viognier "Laurent Miquel". It's made near my girlfriends place, is a very popular wine in France, and Dunnes sell it!!! It's cheapish (€9) and a good wine.

Poker: too fashionable for me!! I'm a blackjack freak.

scojones

Bah, there's no skill in blackjack!

AARRRGH

Nah, not true! As an honest player, I know my skills will always give me a 2% disadvantage. BUT, the skill is walking away after 15 minutes when you're up a few hundred (which is easy in BJ, as it's nearly 50/50.)

passive

ooh... messages from the future... i think boards clock is faster than mine. I have no opinion on this thread... I'm just lonely. 1200 words is good enough for a 1500 word essay...right?

(edit: oh...time just changed when i logged in. crazy that..)

Jimi-Spandex

passive wrote:

ooh... messages from the future... i think boards clock is faster than mine. I have no opinion on this thread... I'm just lonely. 1200 words is good enough for a 1500 word essay...right?

(edit: oh...time just changed when i logged in. crazy that..)

1200 words is good. but only if they are really long words.

Hobbes

There was some science program on about dating some months back. They believed that the womans weight was not a huge factor providing each stat was in proportion to the other.

although afair on the show they were unable to prove it.

AARRRGH

Of course proportion is OK, WHEN THE GIRL IS NOT FAT.

But an obese girl will always be obese.

Hotness, sexness, wowness is always non-fat girls.

Mmmm_Lemony

Hobbes wrote:

There was some science program on about dating some months back. They believed that the womans weight was not a huge factor providing each stat was in proportion to the other.

although afair on the show they were unable to prove it.

I saw this program a while back or maybe a different one but the gist of it was the ratio that men find most attractive is 1:1.614

That is universal to all parts of the body. A woman would have a waist to hip ratio of 1:1.614. etc.. The more beautiful the person the closer they were to the ratio.

They measured Peter Stringfellow, he was mingin!

Airblazer

Mmmm_Lemony wrote:

I saw this program a while back or maybe a different one but the gist of it was the ratio that men find most attractive is 1:1.614

That is universal to all parts of the body. A woman would have a waist to hip ratio of 1:1.614. etc.. The more beautiful the person the closer they were to the ratio.

They measured Peter Stringfellow, he was mingin!

and they couldn't tell from looking at him???

Cosine

Hobbes wrote:

There was some science program on about dating some months back. They believed that the womans weight was not a huge factor providing each stat was in proportion to the other.

although afair on the show they were unable to prove it.

I though it had something to do with symetry (sp) or something like that. The more symetrical a womans face the more it apeals to a man.

Talliesin

slipss wrote:

and your a genius, wow logic works

It's more that he's been around boards long enough to learn that everyone that posts "all [wo]men think..." always turn out to be extremely stupid.

Cosine wrote:

I though it had something to do with symetry (sp) or something like that. The more symetrical a womans face the more it apeals to a man.

That's another factor, though there's an optimum degree of symetry, beyond which people (the symetry thing works with all sexes and orientations) tend to have an immediate reaction of "oh, they're pretty" but lose interest after a bit.

Loomis

slipss wrote:

fade2black wrote:

You're an idiot.

and your a genius, wow logic works

Point proven there I think fade2black

Loomis

Mmmm_Lemony wrote:

I saw this program a while back or maybe a different one but the gist of it was the ratio that men find most attractive is 1:1.614

That is universal to all parts of the body. A woman would have a waist to hip ratio of 1:1.614. etc.. The more beautiful the person the closer they were to the ratio.

They measured Peter Stringfellow, he was mingin!

That's the Golden Ratio (goes by other derivitives) which is found in nature.For some reason it appeals to our sense of sight and is so used in marketing many many things knowing it will make it more attractive to people who will therefor want to by it.
Credit cards,wallets,VHS tapes,beds,envelopes,cards et cetere et cetera all have this ratio.

And they found that if you take different measurements across a persons face;say the bridge between the eyes,the length of the nose from brow to tip,length and width of eyes,the height and width of their mouth,loads of points like this across a face and compare them you will find this 1:1.6 ratio very very common with beautiful people.

RefulgentGnomon

You're talking about the Fibonacci number.

Cosine

RefulgentGnomon wrote:

You're talking about the Fibonacci number.

Thats the name. Couldn't think of it. Aparently almost (maybe even every) part of the human body conforms to this ratio. A friend doing ergonomics explained it to me not long ago. The first bone in your finger compared to the next one and so on up the arms and legs. Aparently someone built a building using that ratio and it is still heralded as one of the most beautiful buildings in the world.

NAAAHHHH I can't remember the name of the building/who designed it. Heh chances are its Fibonacci and I can't remember :v:

slipss

Mr. Anderson wrote:

Point proven there I think fade2black

oh wow I typed your instead of you're, big ****ing deal. You realise you didn't end that sentence with a full stop? I guess you won't be going to college either.

Talliesin
Quote:
Originally Posted by slipss
and your a genius, wow logic works
It's more that he's been around boards long enough to learn that everyone that posts "all [wo]men think..." always turn out to be extremely stupid.

I didn't post all women think...., and I didn't try to suggest that that was what all women think. If you read the OP properly I was talking about my gf's friend's opinion, and I then said some girls really don't know this.

Zillah
"Making spelling errors while mocking someone else's intellect is just poor show."
I wasn't mocking someone else's intellect, I was making a random groundless comment, like the one I quoted. Also, that was a grammatical error, not a spelling error.

hepcat

"Curvy" is a common eupemism these days, for bigger / slightly larger womens figures. Its not used to describe someone obese! - but it's not used for your size 10 models figure either. Mostly its used to describe size 14 - not skinny but not fat. Your average model would be horrified if they were described as "curvy".

Morrigan

BEST. THREAD. EV0R !!!!!!!11!!1

:v: :v: :v: :v:

Binomate

The girl on the fás ads on all of the bus stops is curvy (The one where she has the paper air plane in her hand I think). Unbelievably curvey!

cheeky_guy

lol :rolleyes:

WalkswithDeath

hepcat wrote:

"Curvy" is a common eupemism these days, for bigger / slightly larger womens figures. Its not used to describe someone obese! - but it's not used for your size 10 models figure either. Mostly its used to describe size 14 - not skinny but not fat. Your average model would be horrified if they were described as "curvy".

curvy is a common euphemism
this is true like hour glass is a girl with a big chest and hips
pear shape is a girl with small chest and a big back side
I'm a big girl but I'm not obese.
and as for yous guy giving up on Irish women.
WE GAVE UP ON YOU'S A LONG TIME AGO

EOA_Mushy

WalkswithDeath wrote:

WE GAVE UP ON YOU'S A LONG TIME AGO

Thankfully....
Could you please put a warning along with that picture?:eek:

TomCo

Ah, don't be mean.
No FAS girl, but she's not that bad.

hullaballoo

I like curves. Even Irish curves. Especially Irish curves. Not particularly overweight--it's hard to remain politically correct here--just not fatties.

ArphaRima

Try the Body Mass Index. I think you may find that you fall foul of the official measurement of obesity or at least the upper end of overweight.

http://www.cdc.gov/nccdphp/dnpa/bmi/calc-bmi.htm

There is a shocking amount of overweight girls in Ireland. And it is not equally reflected amongst the men for some reason, though the men are represented. Irish girls are overweight as an international comparison. The attitude doesnt help either.

LegacyUser

fluffer wrote:

Try the Body Mass Index. I think you may find that you fall foul of the official measurement of obesity or at least the upper end of overweight.

http://www.cdc.gov/nccdphp/dnpa/bmi/calc-bmi.htm

There is a shocking amount of overweight girls in Ireland. And it is not equally reflected amongst the men for some reason, though the men are represented. Irish girls are overweight as an international comparison. The attitude doesnt help either.

bmi doesn't take into account musscle mass, so would be a poor baromater.

i was considered overweight, even though my body fat was around 10%.

i'd consider a body fat test much more telling.

women would carry more body fat than men, and adverage around 20%, this i would consider curvey.

i'd say the adverage irish woman would be 30%, this is overweight.

fas girl looks around, 14% (i'm asuming she has a nice ass, 12% if she don't)

to recap,

13% and under, skinney

14 - 18% fit
20 - 25% curvey
25+% fat

Siogfinsceal

I watched 'Scope' last nigth and it was excellent -it gave a proper defininition of 'curvy'. Curvy has recently been used by anyone overweight to makethemselves sound more attrcative and put down skinny women. ACTUALLY - 'Curvy' has been defined scientifically as ' the difference in width between a womans waist and her hips'. Women with this build are more likely to be healthy and of childbearing ability so back in cave man days would have been most attrcative to man as a mate. They did a test on scope last night and found that men are in fact most attracted by this shape. However you dont need to be big to be curvy - a girl who is wize eight with w very defined waist is still curvy as the width ratio between her waist and hips will be high. Heavy women often describe themselves as curvy but many that I know are actually overweight - some dont actually have a defined waist at all. thers a difference between people who are naturally curvy and those that are overweight yet it gets very confused these days,.

Seraphina

dublindude wrote:

There's an easy solution (I took it up a few years ago): just stop being with Irish women. There are enough foreigners in Dublin to never have to look at another dilusional Irish woman again.

And you know what? I haven't even mentioned their aggressive Irish, "wish I had a cock/wish I was a man" personalities yet...

i love the way we're all tarred with the one brush.
and then two people agree with you!!
tis a bit of an unfair generalisation tbh, though yes i would agree there are alot of fat/loud/annoying irish women out there, does that mean you just turn your nose up at ALL irish women?
so if you're talking to a nice girl and she turns out to be irish, you're just gonna ignore her??

ST*

Seraphina wrote:

i love the way we're all tarred with the one brush.

But do we *really* give a sh*te about someone like that says?

All I can say is I hope these foreign women hes talking about dont speak a word of english. Because if anyone woman understood the absolute boll*x the guy comes out with, he would be alone for the rest of his life.

jd

dublindude wrote:

OP: I know exactly what you're talking about. There's an easy solution (I took it up a few years ago): just stop being with Irish women. There are enough foreigners in Dublin to never have to look at another dilusional Irish woman again.

Just as long as you don't steal Johnny Versace's GFS

AARRRGH

Seraphina wrote:

i love the way we're all tarred with the one brush.
and then two people agree with you!!
tis a bit of an unfair generalisation tbh, though yes i would agree there are alot of fat/loud/annoying irish women out there, does that mean you just turn your nose up at ALL irish women?
so if you're talking to a nice girl and she turns out to be irish, you're just gonna ignore her??

I agree it is sad. But decent Irish women (forgetting about the weight issues) are so rare that I just couldn't be bothered wasting my time or taking a risk with them.

The main problem (I believe) is that Irish women think being feminine is somehow being weak, and that they need to act like men to compete with men... They have forgotten they are actually female and they don't need to be so aggressive.

mp3guy

This thread has probably spawned at least another 10 anorexic girls today alone...

Eminem

To be honest you should take someone for they are are dont take them atall thats what i think