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Movie Star Stabbed

  • 09-02-2006 9:27am
    #1
    Jumpy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭Jumpy


    Just heard on the radio, that a moive star was stabbed, Reese somebodyorother.....I have a crap memory though.... I cant remember her last name.


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  • #2
    Peace
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,758 ✭✭✭Peace


    Witherspoon?


  • #3
    Jumpy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭Jumpy


    Peace wrote:
    Witherspoon?


    NO! With a knife!!!


    AHHHAHAHAHHAAA....


    that was far too easy...


  • #4
    Goodshape
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,488 ✭✭✭Goodshape


    rofl :D


  • #5
    copacetic
    Subscribers Posts: 16,614 ✭✭✭✭copacetic


    hee hee.


  • #6
    Jumpy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭Jumpy


    I deserve to be banned for that one.


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  • #7
    Kinetic^
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,249 ✭✭✭✭Kinetic^


    Jumpy wrote:
    I deserve to be banned for that one.

    One can only hope that you will get banned.


  • #8
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    That was sooo bad it was nearly good.

    Notice the word nearly


  • #9
    meditraitor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,207 ✭✭✭meditraitor


    rep<+1 classic


  • #10
    mickymg2003
    Closed Accounts Posts: 990 ✭✭✭mickymg2003


    No news anywhere about it online


  • #11
    Oriel
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Oriel


    Rep +1
    Nice one...


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  • #12
    Devon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,034 ✭✭✭Devon


    Ya don't say?
    mickymg2003 wrote:
    No news anywhere about it online


  • #13
    Jumpy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭Jumpy


    mickymg2003 wrote:
    No news anywhere about it online

    AHem.... are you being serious? :rolleyes:


  • #14
    Femelade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,820 ✭✭✭Femelade


    mickymg2003 wrote:
    No news anywhere about it online


    keep looking, i'm sure its there somewhere....:rolleyes: :p


  • #15
    boardy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 322 ✭✭boardy


    Jumpy wrote:
    Just heard on the radio, that a moive star was stabbed, Reese somebodyorother.....I have a crap memory though.... I cant remember her last name.

    By the way, what's a moive star? Is it a Jewish cult thing like Madonna?


  • #16
    yom 1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,263 ✭✭✭yom 1


    Jumpy wrote:
    that was far too easy...


    brilliant rofl:D


  • #17
    bringitdown
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,002 ✭✭✭bringitdown


    Must have taken ages to hurt her so.....

    /drone


  • #18
    Saruman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,389 ✭✭✭✭Saruman


    mickymg2003 wrote:
    No news anywhere about it online

    That one is almost as funny.. one could hope that was the intention and not a serious comment :D


  • #19
    panda100
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,551 ✭✭✭panda100


    mickymg2003 wrote:
    No news anywhere about it online

    hehe!!


  • #20
    binaryboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43 ✭binaryboy


    rofl :D


  • #21
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    that was excellent.
    thanks for cheering me up and making me forget that i am sick and hungover.


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  • #22
    TerrorFirmer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    Rofl, brilliantly done!
    mickeymg2003 wrote:
    No news anywhere about it online

    lol! :rolleyes:


  • #23
    Fast_Mover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,619 ✭✭✭Fast_Mover


    good one..!

    hehe-im still laughn at mickeymg2003's comment...:D
    some people ay!:rolleyes:


  • #24
    Dave!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,857 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    :p


  • #25
    BaZmO*
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,625 ✭✭✭✭BaZmO*


    :D Aww that was brilliant. Got one of the lads here in work with it straight away. Only about another 20 people to go.......


  • #26
    spiderlegs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 771 ✭✭✭spiderlegs


    HAHA brilliant :D


  • #27
    Merrick
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    Hee hee, well done!


  • #28
    steveland?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,842 ✭✭✭steveland?


    Only one smiley can aptly represent the humour I felt reading this thread:
















    :v:


  • #29
    Basq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,195 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    Excellent-e!

    :D


  • #30
    Giblet
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,989 ✭✭✭✭Giblet


    Well done, It's old, but you pulled it off well :v:


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  • #31
    Peace
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    Alright alright, yis have had your fun now feck off!


  • #32
    ciaran76
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭ciaran76


    That was very good.


  • #33
    Jimi-Spandex
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,199 ✭✭✭Jimi-Spandex


    +1 Jumpy :)


  • #34
    DonkeyStyle \o/
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,145 ✭✭✭DonkeyStyle \o/


    Bastard :(
    Reese witherspoon is my future wife... be more considerate in future.


  • #35
    el rabitos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,731 ✭✭✭el rabitos


    No news anywhere about it online

    blonde much? :rolleyes:


  • #36
    Lump
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    He He....


    John


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  • #37
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    mickymg2003 wrote:
    No news anywhere about it online
    Much, much funnier than the original joke...

    Make viewing this thread enjoyable.
    By enjoyable of course I mean barely tolerable.
    By barely tolerable I of course mean that I physically had to restrain myself from stabbed myself in the eyes with a biro because it would be less torturous than having to look at this.

    But yeah, other than that, nice one Jumpy.


  • #38
    Jumpy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭Jumpy


    SebtheBum wrote:
    Much, much funnier than the original joke...

    Make viewing this thread enjoyable.
    By enjoyable of course I mean barely tolerable.
    By barely tolerable I of course mean that I physically had to restrain myself from stabbed myself in the eyes with a biro because it would be less torturous than having to look at this.

    But yeah, other than that, nice one Jumpy.


    Ooooooh. I feel the burn..... :rolleyes:


  • #39
    Rb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    well done.


  • #40
    Cheeky_gal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,166 ✭✭✭Cheeky_gal


    Jumpy wrote:
    NO! With a knife!!!


    AHHHAHAHAHHAAA....


    that was far too easy...

    LOL That was classic!!!!!!!! hahahahaha :D


  • #41
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    The peasants are amused. Doffs cap


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  • #42
    Basq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,195 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    Christ Cheeky_gal.. i erased this woeful thread from my memory!

    Quit grave-digging with ould threads!


  • #43
    Jumpy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭Jumpy


    My fault. I linked to it in the IQ thread :D


  • #44
    jebuz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,771 ✭✭✭jebuz


    is she ok?

    edit: just got a guy in work with it, brilliant! give it 2 days and this will be the most overused joke in dublin


  • #45
    Cheeky_gal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,166 ✭✭✭Cheeky_gal


    haha that was seriously amusing....I sent my friend a message saying the same thing n she replied perfectly with "witherspoon?" and I replied with the aul "no with a knife!" haha n the dumbass sends back "what are u on is she ok?" haha i don't know whats funnier!!! :D


  • #46
    copacetic
    Subscribers Posts: 16,614 ✭✭✭✭copacetic


    jebuz wrote:
    is she ok?

    edit: just got a guy in work with it, brilliant! give it 2 days and this will be the most overused joke in dublin

    like those 2 days back in early 06?


  • #47
    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    LOL! that was absolutly brilliant! have some stars

    actually wait, I can't

    here you go *****


  • #48
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Cheeky_gal wrote:
    haha that was seriously amusing....I sent my friend a message saying the same thing n she replied perfectly with "witherspoon?" and I replied with the aul "no with a knife!" haha n the dumbass sends back "what are u on is she ok?" haha i don't know whats funnier!!! :D

    lol, you friend is very unintelligent like :p

    Why is it that women far more often come out with such dizzy stuff?


  • #49
    Nehpets
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,504 ✭✭✭Nehpets


    Best thing I have ever seen on boards!


  • #50
    Dirk Gently
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,784 ✭✭✭Dirk Gently


    Excellent thread bumping.

    If I didn't promise myself never to reply to a post with "lol" I'd type lol right now.


  • #51
    Anti
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,401 ✭✭✭✭Anti


    mickymg2003 wrote:
    No news anywhere about it online

    .........


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