Batman Vs Superman

pp_me129

Who Will Win The Title Of Best Super Hero Don Don Don

zAbbo

Super poll, and a retard thread

Goodshape

Superman's just an accident of birth. Bruce Wayne worked hard to get to where he is.

Batman ftw. You nerd.

dlofnep

There is nothing retarded about superhero comparisons.

I'll go with Superman. He actually had super powers. Batman.. well, he was just a rich guy in a bat costume.

scuba steve

try using a poll.
im gonna go with Batman

pp_me129

dlofnep wrote:

There is nothing retarded about superhero comparisons.

I'll go with Superman. He actually had super powers. Batman.. well, he was just a rich guy in a bat costume.

hehehe ri ch gut in bat costume

spiderlegs

Batman!! Batman!! Batman...
dunna nunna nunna nunna etc....
Come on, Adam West runnin' around boxin' people with "pow" and "sock" soundeffects..whats not to love?!
And did they ever make a superman movie?? No I don't think so...Batman wins.

dlofnep

spiderlegs wrote:

And did they ever make a superman movie?? No I don't think so...Batman wins.

Dude, they made like 4 of them.

sinjin_smythe

Right well imo what the hell can batman do?
notice the way hes just really good at acrobats and absailing ! no powers there
where as superman now theres somethin, imagine lazer beams comin out your eyes anytime you wanted ! and lifting buses and other crap, would like to see batman cook a chicken with his eyes !

Goodshape

spiderlegs wrote:

And did they ever make a superman movie??

Yes. As dlofnep said, they made four of them. The first one being (in my opinion) one of the best comic book - movie adaptations to date. And there's a new Superman film out in the summer.

dlofnep

First one was the best, for sure.

OFDM

spiderlegs wrote:

And did they ever make a superman movie?? No I don't think so...

What planet have you been living on all your life?

OLDYELLAR

Batman PWNS you all.

Batman would kick Superman`s ass!

dlofnep

Seriously, batman was a man.. Superman was a super human! He could fly. Batman couldn't fly, he could glide for short distances.

OLDYELLAR

yea well Batman had the batmobile and he was just deadly!!

I think the only way we can sort this out is to get these two down to a boards beer and leave them go at it for a while.

Goodshape

But he's got stealth and cunning. Superman's an eejit. Batman would take him out with his kryptonite-laced Superman-Repellent-BatSpray.

dlofnep

Superman didn't need a car, he could fly over traffic!

Boards beers sounds great. Organise it.

dlofnep

Goodshape wrote:

Superman's an eejit.

Ah now, that's a bit harsh. Let's keep it civilised.

OLDYELLAR

Im on it.

Superman will be wearing those over the pants undies on his head when Batman`s done with him.

dlofnep

Batman was secretly in love with his butler.

OLDYELLAR

Thats just low!

How could yu say that

dlofnep

Well, I am 5'4". I can be as low as I want, so there! :P

OLDYELLAR

Yea well if you were on Batmans side you could be Robin for the night of the beers , .......looks like we`ll just have to call you lois.

zAbbo

dlofnep wrote:

Well, I am 5'4". I can be as low as I want, so there! :P

Midgetman!

dlofnep

Yeah, because everybody wants to hang out with bird boy drinking beers.

Proof that batman is gay: http://www.frankdecaro.com/recipes/photos/batman-and-robin/Batman%20Kiss.jpg

dlofnep

zabbo wrote:

Midgetman!

That's me! :v:

Smurfpiss

*adopts geeky nasal voice*
I refer you to Batman #612 where Batman defeated a possesed Superman with a ring made of kryptonite.
so batman wins tbh. But only cause he's a bad ass who doesn't mind the odd underhand move.
And I mean, who wears red underoo's??

OLDYELLAR

dlofnep wrote:

Yeah, because everybody wants to hang out with bird boy drinking beers.

Proof that batman is gay: http://www.frankdecaro.com/recipes/photos/batman-and-robin/Batman%20Kiss.jpg

Down with this sort of thing.

Oops Look what I found :eek:
http://www.kaos2000.net/soapbox/supermangay.html

dlofnep

OLDYELLAR wrote:

Oops Look what I found :eek:
http://www.kaos2000.net/soapbox/supermangay.html

I have photographic evidence. I call shenanigans.

OLDYELLAR

Doctored Photo`s me thinks.

RefulgentGnomon

This is what the 'Legends of the Board' is for.

dlofnep

OLDYELLAR wrote:

Doctored Photo`s me thinks.

If by Doctored you mean, looked at by a doctor and agreed that they were legit then I agree.

mysterious

It getting a bit sad in this thread because of some people, enough of the ego faffing, who will win?

My obvious guess is Superman? what has Batman got than can send harms way to the Man from Kypton and kryptonians alike,
Maybe Batman can just about hurt his feelings,but wait, Superman wouldn't be able for that so he'd lose it and then get a truck fired at him. whoops!!

Superman wins.

OLDYELLAR

dlofnep wrote:

If by Doctored you mean, looked at by a doctor and agreed that they were legit then I agree.

Bou link broked.

dlofnep

OLDYELLAR wrote:

Bou link broked.

What?

OLDYELLAR

Ah never mind , but even though Batman had no real super powers his toughness and wit would be enough to over power that pussy superman.

MorningStar

Batman has kicked Superman's ass a ton of times in various different comics but I don't know of one story where Superman beats the Batman. Batman is a detective and at war with crime Superman is trying to lead humanity by example.
Batman carries kryptonite with him at all times. He is prepared to take Superman out at any time while

TerrorFirmer

What am I missing here? Isn't Batman a normal human, whereas Superman is able to fly and is more then likely 50x times stronger then batman? and don't forget those laser eyes....:)

edit: I'm not a fan of comic books or either named superhero character, but can someone explain logically how an earth batman defeated superman??

Megatron

It's been proved in serval comics , batman is the only person who could ( and has) beated Superman.

Hell even superman gave batz a krypton ring in case he ever does go nutz and needs to be stopped.


not to mention that Batman is my fav Superhero , followed very closley by Juggernaught or Spidey

declanoneill

Batman wrote:

Remember this Kent, my hand around your throat. The only man to ever have bested you

......from "The Dark Knight Returns", Bruce wayne as an old man managed to beat superman, right before faking his own death so he wouldn't have to kill him. Superman is a pussy.

Kojak

Batman is better than Superman, IMO.

Cravez

Batman is better than superman, he has every type of gadget imaginable even carousel reversal spray :v:

thelordofcheese

Superman picks up batman and throws him into the sun.

game over.

Dooom

thelordofcheese wrote:

Superman picks up batman and throws him into the sun.

game over.

But Batman calls his Bathammer (plane thingy) which saves him.
Game on.

Seriously though, Batman'd kick his ass. He took on the Aliens and Dracula ffs!

thelordofcheese

Then Superman picks up batman, in his jet, and fires both of them into the sun.


The only way batman would win is if someone told him superman was coming to fight him, and he had a week to prepare. Otherwise superman fly’s straight into the bat cave, picks up batman, and throws him into the sun.

[ nerd]
As far as who's beaten who,
both batman and superman have fought aliens
both have fought the predator
only batman has fought dracula
both have fought the hulk [Marvel Vs DC crossovers] and won.

[/ nerd]

fade2black

There was a huge thread on this before with a poll and everything. As hard as I campaigned for Superman, the public sided with the dark side. I was shattered, couldn't post for weeks...

MorningStar

thelordofcheese wrote:

Superman picks up batman and throws him into the sun.

game over.

The point is Batman and Superman are fictious characters of the comic universe and as such the only place that can determine who will beat who is in this world. Batman has beaten Superman many times and I don't know of any story where Superman wins. It is actual part of the main mythology that Batman can at any time beat up Superman and that he does not trust him quite fully while Superman trusts Batman completely. Superman is actually vulnerable to magic to so Wonder Woman can beat him up too!

Dooom

I'm..just going to back away slowly....

MorningStar

thelordofcheese wrote:

Then Superman picks up batman, in his jet, and fires both of them into the sun.


The only way batman would win is if someone told him superman was coming to fight him, and he had a week to prepare. Otherwise superman fly’s straight into the bat cave, picks up batman, and throws him into the sun.

[ nerd]
As far as who's beaten who,
both batman and superman have fought aliens
both have fought the predator
only batman has fought dracula
both have fought the hulk [Marvel Vs DC crossovers] and won.

[/ nerd]

I have a Superman Comic where he fights Dracula. Not that old maybe 5 years. He doesn't really beat up Dracula in fact he is his lacky but when Dracula goes to drink his blood runs into trouble. Superman being a sun battery doesn't work out for vampires

Kinetic^

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=superman&word2=batman

Google decided it was batman, IMO I think Superman would kick Bruce Lame's ass.

thelordofcheese

MorningStar wrote:

I have a Superman Comic where he fights Dracula. Not that old maybe 5 years. He doesn't really beat up Dracula in fact he is his lacky but when Dracula goes to drink his blood runs into trouble. Superman being a sun battery doesn't work out for vampires

really, i wasn't sure on the dracula thing, so i googled but couldn't find a superman Vs dracula entry, so i let it go [though to be honest who HASN'T superman fought?]

as for the Superman being vunerable to magic, it seems to be at the writers whim.
Captain Marvel is more powerful than Superman owing to his powers being magic based [Superman admits as much himself in the "Public Enemies" arc of the Superman/Batman comics] in Marvel crossovers he's fought thor and shrugged off blows from thors hammer [which is also magic based], which should fry the face offa him.


edit:
ohh sweet jesus why do i know these things!